Is this the worst video about a game on YouTube?
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Is this the worst video about a game on YouTube?
Is this the worst video about a game on YouTube?
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Probably not, but it is a very bad video.
Why do you want to summon the dark souls 2 troons?
no, but you're close
why is his nose a keyhole?
It's a chastity cage. It's to get him to stop deepthroating dick all the time.
I'm expecting an 81 hour long rebuttle to everything mauler brought up, I make a pilgrimage through that series every month and it makes hbomber look like the biggest moron I've ever seen
I'll rewatch Mauler with uBlock on to laugh at it
do people still think this guy is worse than gmanlives?
Mauler genuinely has shit tastes that likes getting in pathetic internet fights, he just so happened to be right about DaS2.
Mauler used to make good videos until he got a lot of attention from his 30 min video shitting on TLJ, then he made his podcast with a couple furries that are both morons and got sucked into some garbage Marvel/SW criticism role
Wish he'd go back to making good videos, but he makes tons of money being more mainstream so probably not
What was he right about out? Can you even say? It's 10+ hours long. It's a video about nothing.
>hrmph, you liked a star wars? I don't think so, chump
Years later and he's still at it
Let star wars go, dude
Leave it to the general consumer like it was intended. The higher a perch the normies build for something, the greater the fall when someone with a talent for script writing and talking for a bit can knock it down.
If you're just constantly chasing the contrarian opinion to be the first to do so, you're just occupying the other half of mouth breathers who talk way too much about media
Why do you want general consumers to like and reward bad media? Why is normies having shit taste desirable?
normies will have shit taste regardless of what us autists think. he's preaching the same old sermon to a captive choir.
It has literally never been this bad, there is no argument against shitting on bad movies. Normies having unsophisticated taste is not an excuse to defend absolute trash, there are things that can appeal to normies that aren’t the literal worst things ever made
his critiques have no weight. it's just a grift.
>buzzword
do you not know what grift means?
I think anon was referring to "no weight".
Do you?
nah, its at least enjoyable and he makes some arguments that aren't *total* dogshit, even though i disagree with him about almost everything
like that segment where he calls mathewmitosis or whatever his name is out on being a total moron was 100% correct
>its at least enjoyable
yeah if you're an enormous homosexual, the voice alone and him giggling at his own terrible jokes make it insufferable
He made some good points but I still didn't have much fun with 2 so I don't care
I like when he said it was better than 1 because it was easier to summon
1's summoning system on the consoles was fricking aids though. You'd sit around waiting for like 10 minutes only for your friends sign to appear then suddenly disappear when you tried to use it.
I like DS2 and think this video is dumb. It’s a scuffed game with a lot of design flaws and he tries too hard to defend every little thing.
a lot of the "design flaws" are actually really smart but they just filter morons (ADP) who wanted dark souls 1.5
i never understood this cope
bro no one got filtered by dark souls 2, the game is not as complex or difficult as you think it is
people can beat it just fine and still think some design choices are stupid
Bro it's probably the most filtering game ever. Like literally everything people say about this game is them getting filtered.
how is the windmill elevator that leads up to a volcano them being filtered?
or pointing out that you only have 8 directional movement?
Everything i've ever head about muh enemy placement, adp, ganks, runbacks, lose your souls again and again is being filtered
>just filter morons who wanted dark souls 1.5
>ganks, runbacks, lose your souls again and again
that sounds exactly like dark souls 1.5 to me
It's more of a dark souls game than 3 was
both suck compared to dark souls 1
what is your point?
2 is way better than 1. The enemies actually do things and the mechanics isn't just backstab and poise cheese. But 1 gays think that's not as important as an elevator making sense. I'm sorry I play videogames to have fun.
>The enemies actually do things
suicide for example
um okay
There is nothing forcing you to sit outside of an enemies agro and whittle them down with 40 arrows. If you want to have fun, I imagine you wouldn't sit there and do that, you could just fight the enemy. The dragonrider killing himself in 5 seconds is something that can accidentally happen in normal gameplay.
What about Taurus demon?
wanna hear my anti-filtered criticism?
life gems make the game too easy you can have 99 of them all of the time by the first area, when you unlock this hag merchant b***h
ds1 had a perfect system with the estus being your most reliable healing, so every trip from the bonfire to the world was an adventure where you had to ration your healing to make it to a new bonfire or a shortcut to your old one
You can get 20 estus well before getting 99 lifegems and there's no cost. Also you can have 99 humanity eitherway. Which is way better.
i disagree, the life gem merchant is on the way of the normal progression
for the rite of kindling you had to go beat pinwheel "early"
> Also you can have 99 humanity eitherway. Which is way better.
not as easy as 99 life gems and the use in combat is riskier
Ok and you're forgetting the enemies do things and the game isn't complete cheese. So you actually need those lifegems.
what does it matter if they do things if the things they do can't kill me because i have near infinite healing?
They do kill you. That's why if you use one at the wrong time you die but in DS1 or 3 you can literally tank bosses by estus chugging. We have all the webms to prove it and literally NOT ONE of anyone ever lifegem tank chugging because it's not possible. Go fight Flexile Sentry and expose lifegems.
>Go fight Flexile Sentry
no thanks, i already beat ds2 that was enough for me
I like how the guy on the right is playing like shit while powerstancing the easy mode weapon.
I'll counter with you couldn't have infinite lifegems early if you didn't exhaust all the hag merchants dialogue (like me during my first run) she hung out in that bonfire area because I never finished talking to her. Obviously that wouldn't happen on later runs (once you knew) but it definitely made my first time through the game much more difficult.
how is that a counter?
sure you had to know to exhaust her dialogue, but that isn't double illusionary wall to get to ash lake levels of bullshit like in ds1
and you said yourself not having them makes the game more difficult ergo having them makes it easier
you are on my side, my dude
Putting my souls into actually leveling my character would make the game easier. What's your point?
i agree, that is why i think sekiro is the best fromsoft game
no overleveling for you b***hes
This is one of the few DaS2 criticisms that I'm completely on board with.
>or pointing out that you only have 8 directional movement?
By pointing that locked-on DS1 movement is way more restrictive, replay it sometime.
sounds like you got filtered by ds1, ds2gay ; ^)
>Or pointing out that you only have 8 directional movement?
That's Bloodborne. DaS2 roll directions are completely free even if you're locked on. The first in the series.
The movement is kinda fricked in 2 though. It's locked to s 4,-direction axis in a weird way that is hard to explain.
I've beaten DS2 multiple times with different builds and people getting "filtered" just saves them from playing a game they won't enjoy because it's kinda shit. You could play any other game in the series and get a better experience. DS2 does nothing worth slogging through. The game is "filtering" because some people don't want to put up with the shit decisions and jank that DS2 has.
I had a way better experience playing DS2. It's not shit. All these "shit" decisions is always obtuse nothing.
DSP beat dark souls 2. no one got filtered by the game dude. no one.
He summoned, grinded off stream, and had like 300 deaths.
so what? he beat the game lol. just because he played like a b***h doesn't change that. NO ONE got filtered by DS2.
It's really not and a lot of these "flaws" boil down to user error and not knowing how to play the game. As far as mechanics, enemy ai, encounter design, freedom, customization, depth, variety, the other souls games dont even come close to what ds2 gets right. And that all gets ignored by morons who think fighting too many enemies is unfair because they ran through the level or dont know how to aim their weapon when mashing buttons. This fanbase is fricking soft.
Tried replaying 2.
After playing 3 and 1
It feels like i am being made fun of, it's slower than the next and the previous games. It's like a janky PS2 game.
KingK’s Xenoblade video is worse. It’s literally “This game is more basic and easy to understand thematically than Xenogears so it’s better.” And he also pretends that Xenosaga doesn’t exist.
His Elden Ring video has the funniest, most moronic excuse ever and makes a Ganker contrarian look like Aristotle
There is a far worse Xenoblade video.
Lmao, what the frick
refill your popcorn
you know I tried watching that "fallout 3 is better than you think" video and the homosexual narrator is so fricking insufferable that I couldn't make it past 15 minutes or so. basically I'll never know whether or not he makes any good points and that's fine, I'm prepared to accept the reality that my belief in his moronation isn't backed up by a thorough investigation of his claims. he's just moronic. this must be what it feels like to be a trump supporter.
if you need 10 hour’s worth of videos to refute the argument you’re wrong
It was a pretty fricking bad video.
The only defense I can be bothered typing is that all the comparisons to PS2 games are a compliment. PS2 games are great.
he defends the game like someone who never played it, but rather watched a few negative reviews and decided to just call the negative points good. Watching him explode a concept to sit in aww of "Poison valley" and "Lava castle" because hes so dishonest
>A land with fleeting safety mired in a green miasma completed with an enigmatic windmill, as if some analogue to a dutch village destroyed by pollution
homie aint nobody enjoyed that shit shut the frick up
I take your shitty video and raise it by a 15 hour long analysis made by a guy that looks like he wants to fricking kill himself
this showed up in my feed one day and i watched the first few minutes. what really kills me is how seemingly proud this chud is for making this 15 hour analysis. he makes it sound like he really created something of value when all he did is just talk about some dumb game.
>inb4 what have you made that's of any value
irrelevant. i could pick my nose and that would still be a more valuable use of my time. spending your creative energies on something as mundane and pointless as analyzing a piece of disposable media actually has negative value. his life is worse off because of it.
I'm eating leftover apple pie right now and it's a better use of my time than watching that video lmao
Jesus Christ how badly do you have to be balding to go for such a homosexual looking combover?
the real crazy thing is that its just a complication of all his other videos on the game, i have no idea why he felt the need to put all of them in one place with that god awful thumbnail of himself (which was also the first time he showed himself on the channel!)
Better enemies, more challenging encounters in 2. This is why I play a videogame not to ride elevators but im duhh cuhrazzzy one because I have more fun with 2 because it's actually you know...a game!
lol that one dude with the torch is literally just standing there not doing anything
he's not an enemy
Holy shit, why does souls have such dogshit combat in general? Roll roll light attack is all I'm seeing.
because they're adventure games with an identity crisis
Last night's thread was hilarious, where DS2gays revealed that they were such gameplay-blind illiterate morons that they didn't even know what "deadzones" meant when people criticized DS2's implementation of them, yet proceeded to argue passionately in their defense anyway. It was literally "I don't know what this means, but DS2 did it differently from the other games so it must be good!".
hopefully ds2trannies will now understand what deadzones mean
i got filtered by ds1 really hard
died during first boss fight couple of times and when i had to (slowly) run back through a long staircase and kill the same 3 enemies just to re-engage the boss and die again... i just couldn't do it, turned it off and never tried again
why is it so slow and repetitive, what the frick
i was already pissed at dmc 5 when you die to a boss and on the re-attempt it tries to play the shitty cutscene again so you have to skip it every time but dark souls was on a whole different level
If you beat a game while skipping any of the cutscenes, you really didn't beat it, or so my autism tells me
Better mechanics like diagonal rolling, faster movement, and free sprinting BUT NO that doesn't matter! What's really important is tip-toeing at a precise 36 degree angle because that's really how I get around and fight enemies.
you sound like you got filtered by ds1
>That webm
Haha oh wow
that town seems to be quite the blight
How did people ever play pc shooters before controllers with their 8 way movement? WOW
you can just look in a direction and walk
360° baybee
>Ganker is full of eceleb watching drones
explains a lot
This should, at most, be an issue only present in the first Souls game (but wasn't). Not suddenly show up in the fricking third game. I wonder if this issue was present in the DS2 Network Test, since that also featured better lighting and shading in Huntsman's Copse than in the final game.
troony-loving breadtubers, at that. What's wrong with DS2gays?
It's better this way. It's more responsive and quick. You aren't drawing a painting.
There is no benefit to it being this way, though.
Yes there is. It plays better.
If you played with the modded deadzones you'd immediately realize you can do all you did before just as well + more.
>less responsive stick inputs are more responsive
This is some "8GB of RAM on a Macbook is just as good as 16GB of RAM on Windows"-tier nonsense cope.
at least you can easily fix that, i don't know how people don't get annoyed by the camera acceleration thing, where at a certain point of moving your analoguee the camera speed will jump to max from like 60% or whatever, it's really annoying
the only fix for it is to download some controller emulation program that basically maps your analogue stick to your mouse and then you set a sensitivity scale, completely stupid
So deadzones are just meme buzzwords, gotcha
ds2 has better character building and more interesting encounters than ds1.
it's a better game imo, whatever big issues people have with it is just autistic nitpicking
the controls are literally worse, glad people are spamming this more, DS2 gays are finished
dark souls 2 was unironically the best one tho no cap
No I think shartpoomagoyslop's ds2 video is the worst, actually.
>DS2 fans when you tell them their game is shit
If you need to spend time shooting footage for and editing a video "defending" a game like dark souls 2, then all it's doing is showing everyone how bad the game actually is.
Dark souls 2 is unique in that, on Ganker at least, it's given rise to some kind of bizarre cult that lashes out and attacks other games unprovoked, constantly.
i don't think it's that unique really
baldurs gate 3 gays are like that too and not only do they attack bg1 and 2 all the time they also attack the whole genre, that their game is part of
it's fricking bizarre indeed
Nope
>uploading files from your ip range... get Ganker pass...
fricking israelitery.
Anyway, can't upload the thumbnail, so I'll just name it. Internet Historian's The Engoodening of No Man's Sky.
Oh, and that one 3-part FF14 documentary is also pretty good.
I played Dark Souls 2 for the first time earlier this year after spending years watching people argue about it being shit and it was still more fun than most other games made these days. What's all the hubbub about
people on the internet only exist in binary cause they're all hyperbolic attention seekers
if something isn't the best thing ever its the worst thing ever and anyone who disagrees is a homosexual or a nazi or whatever
>it was still more fun than most other games made these days.
that tells you more about how shit games nowadays are than how "good" ds2 is
i would still rather play remnant 2 tho
damn you're gonna tell me why ds2 isn't good with a youtube video or something? Objectively..
no
no
he makes some valid points
ds2 is better when you don't lock on
its also more fun when you dodge instead of block
and lifegems were great, healing while moving is great
lets be real you don't like the dude, the video is well made and you know it
bruh u mfs still make generals about this video?
bro acting like some random youtube video is worth as much discussion as citizen kane
>bruh
>u mfs
>bro
Why are you even here?
u mad bro?
It was an opinion
Crazy that only a handful of people ever get shit for thinking about a thing and talking about it, and everyone else has to "pick a side"
It was a bad opinion because he acted like an annoying homosexual that couldn’t even be bothered to inform himself on most of the shit he was defending and he even admitted to being straight up contrarian in a couple of instances. Regardless of whether you like DaS2 or not, it was an awful video that revealed what a hypocrite he is since he attacked Fallout 3 fans for the same kinds of logically fallacies when they were sucking off their game.
I say it's a bad video solely because he was attacking someone else's opinion instead of trying to defend the game from scratch.
That too.
For me it was calling Crash Bandicoot a racist coloniser
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Compared to 90% of the crap that gets uploaded these days, no, it’s actually pretty good
Just watched part of the video, and agree with him about almost anything, I played most of DS1 without lock-on, it was a habit I ended up breaking but still go back to when it's useful and I don't want to be 'tethered;' to the boss i'm trying to dodhe attacks from
It's also pretty easy to deal with large groups of enemies WITH Lock-on, just switch targets in-between swings and utilize decent spacing. There, problem solved, why are some Souls players so moronic, is it from playing too much PVP? I honestly don't know because I rarely do PVP but play through DS2 for the first time currently. I just don't have the same problems a lot of people complain about
Hit lock on point was so fricking moronic, what are you smoking
What aspect of it? All he said was that you don't have to use it, which is what that moron Matosis guy did, and then complained he had a bad time because of it, what are YOU smoking?
And I provided a example of how to use it against groups of enemies, frick off you DS2 hating troony