isaac

>have a good run but end up dying extremely fast
>literally never get any good devil deals
>7 runs in, still no starting wooden nickel unlock
how the frick do i win with this moron
hes like The Lost but worse

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    hold R until you get the book of shadows

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Crazy how his tainted version is one of the most fun characters in the game, Base keeper is shit and so are his unlocks

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Better play Gungeon. Not this shit.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dude Gungeon is fricking dogshit, you have to perfect the same 2 bosses over and over and they all take 3 minutes regardless of weapon or play time, the game only actually becomes playable on floor 3 and even then 2X speed doesn't make it go any faster

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nah

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Then play Throne Nuclear. Not this isaac shit.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          See that i can get down with

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I like NT but most runs end up feeling the same and it gets boring. Isaac has a lot more variety on how your runs can go

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Then play Throne Nuclear. Not this isaac shit.

        >play both these strict downgrades to isaac
        ?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gungeon is fun but its worse than isaac in every regard
      Isaac has a million ways to save your run and gain/spend resources
      In gungeon theres only the occasional npc that trades health or guns for money thats it
      If you get bad rng in gungeon its just 30 minutes of aids

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        The amount of manipulation that you can do in isaac is crazy and a big factor of why I love it so much.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah, gungeon feels like it's artificially designed so that you think it's random while actually encountering almost exactly the same shit each run. in isaac you can actually experience true randomness.
        in gungeon you will pick up two guns and get a hardcoded "synergy" that actually gives you a completely new gun not related to the previous two. in isaac, you pick up quad shot with brimstone and you shoot quad brimstone, then you pick up mom's knife and you shoot quad knife brimstone.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Gungeon is just running from room to room fighting with your brain turned off
          Passive buffs are almost non existent so if you get shit rng on guns its over

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      gungeon sucks tho

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like Gungeon but Isaac is better. All the starting gear in Gungeon sucks, you have to play a long time to be able to beat it. Isaac is beatable from the first run.

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    using bombs for bossfights is extremely underrated

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    you have to unlock his extra hp up. also try bombing pots in the basement for that swallowed penny.

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Get the 3rd coin HP and he becomes much easier.

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Have you tried gitting good? They made him infinitely better in Repentance and people are still cying.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Those buffs only exist once you've beaten the game as Keeper.
      OP is struggling with naked keeper
      >no store key
      >no wooden nickle
      >no 3rd health coin
      What were they thinking by putting the most important upgrade in the cathedral instead of greed mode?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >getting hit doesn't decrease devil room chance
        >can buy devil items
        >better angel items
        Also wiki states, but I can't personally confirm or deny
        >Health Down pills cannot spawn while playing as Keeper.
        >Keeper cannot have more than 3 Coin Hearts. This cap applies even before Hush is defeated
        Doesn't that mean that you can get 3rd health by picking up breakfast? And while the guy was complaining about regular Lost and not the tainted one, you can get defensive items. Just hold r until your starting room contains gnawed leaf or something.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          cannot have more than 3 Coin Hearts.
          this is not true, you can gain additional health with the greed's gullet item and also mom's kiss can give you another heart i believe. actually, with mom's box and a golden mom's kiss you can have 6 hp. deep pockets and greed's gullet also let you get up to 12 hp if you get a shitton of money.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            this was a while ago...my mind was blown

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              there are so many synergies in this game that still take me by surprise even though i almost got 3000 hours in the game.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                i'm still finding shit i never knew about in regular fricking rooms

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                this was new to me too

                there are so many synergies in this game that still take me by surprise even though i almost got 3000 hours in the game.

                >3000 hours
                damn...

                anyway, i found this artwork on reddit

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >damn...
                yeah, at this point i breathe this game. i should touch grass, but i won't. i can give everyone here tips and tricks.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                have you tried other games in the genre that were nearly or as addictive as isaac?

                for me yes; Synthetik. Gameplay is almost better but the content isn't nearly as big and varied.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                risk of rain 1/2/returns scratched the itch a little but honestly nothing came close to isaac.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >but honestly nothing came close to isaac.
                yeah, it's strange how good and deep isaac is...one of the best games ever made for sure. So good that i will import a physical edition for my switch some day, to play it when i am old, in a nursery home to something..

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                genuinely though, i would never imagine myself completing a game 100% 3 times in a row but for some reason it's actually enjoyable with isaac.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                I think one of the big positives for Isaac is that it was iterated on for like, a decade. No matter what new games in the genre will not have as much variety. Maybe RoR2 will now that Gearbox is continuing it past where the original devs intended, but it also has a higher chance of being shit because Gearbox is making it.

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just cheat

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    what is your favorite unpopular item? mine is brittle bones, essentially a tears up that goes over the cap and stacks infinitely as long as you find bone hearts.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sharp Key
      >parallel to Remote Detonator
      >can open most quest doors
      >can open multiple chests with 1 key throw
      >can break rocks and open secret room doors
      >deals an assload of damage
      >killed enemies can spawn chest contents
      It's bonkers.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        was it always this good? this sounds like a kino item

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    ONLINE BETA IS OUT. Are we going to have Ganker runs?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's not out yet, and probably. though there is absolutely no way to communicate with other players so expect lots of salt.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        The beta is private but they are rolling it out slowly.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          tyrone's twitter and the blog post both state that the beta is going to be open and simply locked behind a password that will be shared publicly everywhere and that they won't do limited access.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        You are right. I got too excited when i saw my news feed. Also: release end of 2024. That's a whole another year. lol

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >online 2 weeks, offline 2 weeks
          I get that they're trying to prevent repeat reports of bugs while its being actively iterated on but this just sounds like an awful experience while also committing themselves to a patch every month on the month instead of just pushing a patch when its ready

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Booster Packs: reloaded. I am doubtful they will stay on schedule.

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Larynx

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Meant for

      what is your favorite unpopular item? mine is brittle bones, essentially a tears up that goes over the cap and stacks infinitely as long as you find bone hearts.

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    ok but where's the delirium rework

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Hold R until you get a sacrifice room
    >Finish the floor but don't pick up any coins
    >Sacrifice some health and go back snd pick up coins
    >If you're lucky you'll leave floor one with two angel items
    He's literally baby mode easy.

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    BLASPHEMY AGAINST THE HOOOOOOLY SPIRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      IMPURITY
      LUST
      AND EVIL DESIRES

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        BLASPHEMY AGAINST THE HOOOOOOLY SPIRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

        SEXUAL IMMORALITYYYYYY

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      BLYAAAAAAAT

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >finally get dead god
    >start trying eden streaks
    >game is fun again because I don't have to deal with tainted bullshit and can actually try and min-max runs as I want to

    you have dead god, right Ganker?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've completed all T.Lost checkmarks, so I'm like halfway there. Hardly played other tainted characters, though.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I made the mistake of leaving some of the toughest shit to the end. Make sure you knock some t.jacob marks off anon!

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >haven't played since Repentance came out
    >installed the game again yesterday
    >beat Mega Satan on the first run with Maggie
    I still got it baby

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      mega satan is old news now anon, especially with how busted angel deals are in Repentance

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        The Beast would definitely frick me up since I barely remember the patterns, Mother is pretty easy though

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah this...the true endboss is the beast now...but even he can't stop me anymore

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can't do it, it's impossible

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >enable Co-Op

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >playing this shitheap character when hush is STILL bugged and delirium continues to exist
      you're a better man than me

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I only beat Hush with T.Lost because I used eraser on his first form and his second didn't spawn lol.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        bro just die until you happen upon both 4.5V and Book of Shadows just like every t.lost delirium kill it's that easy

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I nuked him with ghost pepper in like a second. homie couldn't activate his armor. What a scrub.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            That is one thing that Gungeon gets right. Boss armor is limited to a certain amount of damage per second, except for specific weapons which explicitly state that they break the damage cap. Boss armor in Isaac is needlessly complicated.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >your run is utter shit; the armored boss will likely end your run
              >your run is bad; a very scuffed kill but a kill is a kill
              >your run is meh; it's a very challenging fight
              >your run is good; it's a challenging fight
              >you run is great; it's a challenging fight
              >your run is amazing; it's a challenging fight
              >your run takes the game over its knee and breaks it; boss dies or is severely wounded before the game even has a chance to calculate armor
              baffling that this shit is still in the game

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                don't forget how attack fly damage is interpreted at face value and can jack up the boss armor so high that it can end your run if you aren't steamrolling already

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                It should normalize about 4 seconds after your flies are all gone.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        What's the Hush bug? What I really want to see fixed is enemies spawning/appearing on top of you in greed mode.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          When Hush is low on health his cooldown between attacks is supposed to be lower. Instead it's almost nonexistent, and you can easily get patterns that are literally undodgable that were not present before Repentance. Also you damage enemies that spawn on you without taking damage for a split second, but I think if they're explosive you still take damage anyway.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          His last phase was broken during a very early Rep patch, he just spams attacks without pause.

  19. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah doing Delirium as the lost is an actual diceroll. You will win unless he does that.

  20. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's your favourite item? The one that makes you basedface when you see it in a run?

    picrel for me, but shout out to Dead Eye as well.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      chocolate milk

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Outside of the obvious, the gold penny trinket is pog. It lets you go aggressive on the shops.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Spoon Bender and Eye of Belial are always fun

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I love Eye of Belial too honestly. Piercing and sort of homing is fantastic.

        chocolate milk

        Outside of the obvious, the gold penny trinket is pog. It lets you go aggressive on the shops.

        spindown dice. speaking of...

        All solid choices honestly.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      spindown dice. speaking of...

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      im an extreme pussy
      >health generation
      >wafer
      >shield to block bullets

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hey man, how you play is up to you. There is no bad answer.

        I love a lot of the Planetarium items because they alter gameplay so much. Terra, Mercury.
        Standard item pool...too many to pick a single one.

        I love every planetarium item but Jupiter and Mars. Those both suck. Terra is my beloved, but I really like Luna too.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I love a lot of the Planetarium items because they alter gameplay so much. Terra, Mercury.
      Standard item pool...too many to pick a single one.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I also appreciate that it gives a reason to not go into item rooms. Also makes the blue hourglass more worthwhile because you can check an item room and see if you would prefer the planetarium instead.
        I just wish the ability to see the chance of it wasn't a mod.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          - skip first two item rooms
          - get planetarium
          - pray to RNGsus he gives you a strong planetarium item

          if yes:
          - do a beast run and pick up the 2 skipped items on your way up
          - win

          if no:
          reroll

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hey man, how you play is up to you. There is no bad answer.

        [...]
        I love every planetarium item but Jupiter and Mars. Those both suck. Terra is my beloved, but I really like Luna too.

        Terra = no more bombs needed. That's why Acid shot is also strong. Any item that makes resources rendundant is good.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Luna or Sol have to be my favourites, they actually change the way you go around exploring the floor it feels. mostly in the early-game, but still

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >is a better Guppy without needing Guppy items

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Playdough Cookie, just look at his face.
      Also because it's poor man Uranus/fruit cake. It is a solid item overall, dare I say it will save your run without making you OP.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >shout out to Dead Eye as well.
      I'm always happy when people like this one. It was one of the guest designed item mechanics, and that was my brainchild.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        If that was you dude, then kudos. It's a super fun item and I derive great pleasure from seeing big number because I'm not bad at the game.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Well you did a good job designing a cool item

  21. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hes genuinely an a amazing character now that he can have three health. Git fricking good

  22. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Keeper feels like shit
    >Tainted Keeper is the funnest shit in the game
    Explain

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      feels like shit
      install repentance

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >reading comprehension

        >Keeper feels like shit
        >Tainted Keeper is the funnest shit in the game
        Explain

        Holla holla get dolla

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          i'm serious
          if you've never played pre-rep keeper you have no idea what "keeper feels like shit" actually means

          Hi guys remember me? You miss me now repentance is out right?

          AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            I played both. He plays less like shit but still plays like shit. Just a slightly less disgusting shit.

  23. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hi guys remember me? You miss me now repentance is out right?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      no, because I still don't have repentance yet meaning I still have to put up with your shit, which is exactly why I'm never playing isaac again until I can afford repentance

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      they should've buffed them since they only spawn in the void now and thus never get to actually spawn anything

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      i didn't really play the Afterbirths, what's special about this?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Enemy that spawned other enemies, not fun since it could appear very early in the run. Now it only appears in the void floor.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Portals that spawn enemies. Portals that spawn Blue enemies, portals that spawn bomb flies, portals that spawn spiders, portals that spawn everything, portals that spawn on EVERY FLOOR ON EVERY PLAYTHROUGH

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        You know the void portals that only show up in the void and spawn enemies? They unlock by defeating the Lamb, and they used to be able to show up ON EVERY FLOOR, and when they were first introduced they would spawn enemies infinitely until you killed them, so you could start a run and have to deal with two of them infinitely spawning enemies with base stats in the first room. They gave them a spawn limit but they were still awful until repentance limited them to the void.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Remember when these spawned on GREED(ier)?

  24. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    bethany sexo

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hi Kilburn

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        yes it is me killbum, and i have come to make a special announcement
        we have scrapped the void rework and instead will make every boss the bloat and nerf psy fly again as a special surprise for the game's 10th anniversary

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >not adding 100 useless items and nerfing everything fun again to make everyone chew slower
          Losing your edge

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            His supply of Beth nsfw is running short ever since he quit “developing” Repentance

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            too much effort, it's easier just to nerf every fun item, prease understandu

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          the bloat is overhated, he's quite simple and predictable. he's only bs if he spawns off screen, which can only happen in the boss rush and when fighting delirium.
          i've unironically gotten hit more often to peep's random piss tears always somehow predicting where i'm gonna dodge.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'm fairly sure the bloat hate was carried over from AB+ when boss rooms could be closets and we just memoryholed the entire concept of closet boss rooms.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              I fricking WISH I could simply forget how many times orange rag man forced a reset after slogging through rooms of void portals in AB+, that shit is scarred deep into my soul and made me think twice before even picking up Repentance.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              i played with a mod once that was bugged and gave me closet boss rooms in repentance, my brain was halfway towards an aneurysm wondering why the mega maw boss fight felt unusually difficult for some reason

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            He's hated just right. If he's at the top of the room you can't reliably attack him so you either just wait for him to jump lower or get hit. He's balanced fine, he's just unfun.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Here's a fun fact about bloat: since rebirth, his floating eyes had the exact same hitbox as his body, meaning they were much larger than it looked. This error carried over to both ab and ab+, and only got fixed in repentance.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              with the eyes spawning blood pools under them you probably don't want to be near them anyway

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Bloat hate started in flash isaac where his attack had a short enough startup that you'd get tapped immediately on entry if you were in the doorway.
            It didn't really become a problem until rebirth since you couldn't stack infinite health anymore, and day 1 lost had to deal with it too.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          thank you kimbung, very cool

  25. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >do Eden run
    >get Polyphemus
    >almost die to Mom's Heart anyway cause I suck
    lol

  26. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    WHY DOES THIS GAME KEEP GIVING ME MEME ITEMS
    >trying to unlock keeper's wooden nickel

    >got box 3 runs in a row
    >quality 0-1treasure room item constantly

  27. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    He was nightmare difficulty in Afterbirth+
    >getting hit removed devil chance, no way to protect it
    >devil chance cost hp instead of coins
    >only had 2 coin hearts, beating hush literally just gave you a penny instead of a third coin heart
    The strat was always pray for swallowed penny because it would drop a coin on hit 100% of the time. I had zero problems getting his marks on the new bosses in Repentance.

  28. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >refresh until top tier item in starting treasure room
    >instant win

  29. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Broken modem's really good so I should play more dailys but switching my mods off is a pain when I run big ones like Deep labs. Such is life.

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