It's an open fricking secret that Charles wasn't happy about the Mario movie situation, and Nintendo, being the wannabe video game mafia that...

It's an open fricking secret that Charles wasn't happy about the Mario movie situation, and Nintendo, being the wannabe video game mafia that they fricking are, ABSOLUTELY took it upon themselves to punish him for not 'falling in line'.

Frick Nintendo. Charles IS Mario.

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    REEEEEE HOW DAREU FIRTHY GAIJIN TARK BACK TO GRORIOUS MIYAMOTO-SAMA REEEEEEE REEEEEEEE REEEEEEEEEE I AM NINTENDO REEEEEEE I AM VIDEO GAMES REEEEEEEEE I AM GOD REEEEEE REEEEEEEE REEEEEEEE REEEEEEEE

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he chingchonged calmly

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    NOT VIDEO GAMES

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd rather have AI voice actors.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      They're not going to use AI you street shitting moron

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >twitter thread
    have a nice day OP

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    i'm out of the loop: what was the situation exactly?
    someone bing bing wahood better?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      They're replacing him with an actual Italian, because it was cultural appropriation.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        yikes, it's worse than that homie

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          what is that an Italian?
          man climate change must had hit italy hard

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >fried /misc/cel brain makes up imaginary scenario in head to get mad at
          lol

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >he doesn't get the joke

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Ganker user falls for blatant satire
          many such cases!

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Oh, the ironing

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >EmptyHero

          kek, I forgot he came back after all these years.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I only know that they hired the israelite Seth Rogan as a voice for DK, and a friend showed the israelite Jack Black doing the voice for Bowser. Both voices sound horribly unfitting for their characters. When my friend showed me the Bowser singing scene, it was just Jack Black doing his usual stick. The israelites didn't even try to voice act at all.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >i'm out of the loop: what was the situation exactly?
      Charles was mad that an animated Mario movie finally came along and instead they just replaced him with Chris Pratt phoning it in as usual and he got a bit too uppity about it. They didn't have him do new lines in Wonder and now are semi-retiring him by kicking him off as voice and making him be a brand ambassador instead

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Funny enough, Pratt was one of the few good performances in the movie. Bowser, Kamek, Luigi, and Mario were all good. The rest were either garbage or forgettable

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          He just didn't sound like the character looked. Least it's not as terrible as whoever the frick played the Kongs.

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Tara Strong
    When she will do onlyfans?

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    lol who the frick is charles

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      You need to be 18 to post here.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Who is Charles, sounds like butthole

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      New King of Engerland. He might step down eventually and become Engerland's Italand Ambassador.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Charles in charge

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      ligma balls

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ah is this a "Ganker autist spams the same headcanon over and over and over again until gullible morons believe it and start parroting it forever" episode?

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >grooming circling their wagons
    hmmmmmm

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't care, may AI replace them all

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    So he got David Haytered?

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh no, the guy who said WAHOO and LETS-A GO isn't the Mario dude anymore. Who gives a frick?

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >open secret
    Which means “I made it up because I want it to be true”

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