Its getting ridiculous

why an elephant?

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    itoddler thread

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      mario if he sus

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      mario if he squeal

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      mario if he american

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    They were going to use a hippo but your mum copyrighted her likeness

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ganesha blesses you and your video game world.

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why a tanuki?
    Why a frog?
    Why a rabbit?
    Why a squirrel?
    Why a bee?
    Why a cat?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      those were suits not a transformation into an elephant

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        those are all suits

        Only the first 2 are suits. The others are transformations.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          They are all suits, things like the cat suit just makes you act like a furry ontop of the super powers you get.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Oh yeah, he's a cat for sure, fricking moron

            he missed the point but to be fair with the guy he's not technically wrong, the first two are literal suits but the others (as well as raccoon mario) come from other miscelaneous items such as mushrooms, leafs and bells which truly transform mario into those forms.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          no, I mean they're all mario literally wearing a suit, not transforming into the animal. I don't care if they're technically transformations if the transformation is just mario inside a suit, which is not the case with elephant mario.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Oh yeah, he's a cat for sure, fricking moron

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's not a cat suit, it's a super bell. Is metal mario also a suit not a transformation?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      those are all suits

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well, why not?

      Fact.

      Elephants CAN’T JUMP

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        tanukis can't fly

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          But elephants are one of the few animals that can't jump. Why give it to a character well known for his jumps?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            elephants are also one of the few animals that have 2 breasts on their chest, for real

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            There plenty of animals that can fly, why give it to tanuki/rabbit?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      They all are part of the zodiac of the mushroom kingom.

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    because creative bankruptcy

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because the entire game is them going "umm wacky am I right fellow kids?", since its just a response to all the people b***hing about NSMB.

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    WOAAAAH, BIG!

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fursuits are CRINGE and old news. It's all about transfur in 2023.

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because animals are an easy way to manufacture synthetic "fun".

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mario if he does the needful.

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Well, why not?

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dream theme.
    Japanese have a elephant/taper dream monster in their folklore. Most of the world doesn't know what a taper is and an elephant is close enough. Also possibly a "pink elephants" reference.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Apparently, the transformations are character specific. If we're rolling with the Tapir theory for mario's elephant, what will the others be?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sheep has to be in there too.

        Sheeps, tapirs... I'm a bit surprised how few "dream animals" there are. Maybe an owl? Some Pan-like creature from Midsommer Night's Dream... Koala? Cow jumped over the moon?

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    imagine turning into elephanto haha

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Haha i imagined it, pretty funny

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't get this fetish.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Fetish? I thought that was just someone from one of those Bloody Roar games

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        you will soon

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          uh, no, I don't think I will. yeah I get the haha catgirl is hot part but not the tf part. why not just have a regular catgirl?
          >oh its the corruption/mind break/whatever part
          you don't need transformations for that, specially not when it involves an ugly dude.

          Trying to understand tf is like trying to understand vore, you'll give yourself brain damage so don't bother.

          I understand vore though, even if I'm not personally into it.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >tf
          hot
          >mind-wipe
          what's the point then?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Trying to understand tf is like trying to understand vore, you'll give yourself brain damage so don't bother.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          you can understand vore just fine if you understand bdsm/domination taken to its absolute extreme. tf is just body dysmorphia/childhood fascination with funny cartoons taken to yet another extreme
          furthermore, haha mario elephant say let's a a proooooooh 😀

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Vore is understandable
          It's usually one of these two things
          >humiliation of trapping someone
          >femdom and adding the nutrients of someone else to their body, especially if it's a woman who ends up with bigger breasts and curves

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's the same thing as most other fetishes. Losing control + someone having control and power, or you taking control. Most toon fetishes like vore, hypno, or this are about control.
        As of why, most of those with the fetish got exposed to cartoons with similar content while growing up.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Vore is understandable
          It's usually one of these two things
          >humiliation of trapping someone
          >femdom and adding the nutrients of someone else to their body, especially if it's a woman who ends up with bigger breasts and curves

          man i just like the throat bulges and the good swallowing animations, couldn't care less about the dom/humiliation/whatever comes after being swallowed

          [...]
          Fact.

          Elephants CAN’T JUMP

          but the funny ground pounds

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        elephants have big benis

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        The fact that 90% of the time the guy transforming is wearing cargo shorts suggests that they're losers who hate themselves so much they've actually fetishized the idea of turning into literally anything else.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Nintendo fans before Wonder
      Ew get out of here freak!

      >Nintendo fans after Wonder
      humina humina!

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I remember the first Pokemon Mystery Dungeon games caused a spike in transformation enthusiasm among Nintendo fans.

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Glowie Zowie

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Would be great if the rest of the cast turned into other animals

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

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  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because?
    >super mario
    >kidding! Hes an elephant

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Gets Tanooki suit
    >Transforms
    Ratio'd

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >why an elephant?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dendy's on suicide watch.

  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    So you'll never forget everytime you look in the mirror or the reflection of your preferred media device.

  22. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    WHY DOES HE TURN INTO AN ELEPHANT?!! MARIO IS AN ITALIAN PLUMBER WHO HAS NEVER HAD ANYTHING TO DO WITH ELEPHANTS IN HIS FORTY YEAR CAREER, SO WHY NOW ARE THEY DECIDING HE NEEDS TO BE A FREAKING ELEPHANT?! IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE AAAAAAAGGGGHHHHH!!!!

  23. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because Mario games are usually fun enough that people are on board for Mario to transform into anything or go anywhere.

    The real genius of Super Mario Wonder, at least so far, is that they made a power up not for Mario, but for the levels with that wonder flower thing. Smart.

  24. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    charles martinet saw this and refused to be associated any a further

  25. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    You know why.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hot

      You fricking know why.

      Not

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Problematic bigot

  26. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    You fricking know why.

  27. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    haha imagine how embarrassed the princesses must feel when they transform into big fat elephants

  28. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    There should be a Sonic powerup in this game where Non-Martinet Mario goes heckin' FAST.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I agree. Though I would prefer a power-up where elephant Mario comes out from my switch and anal vores me. H-haha...

  29. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Will he vore Mario?

  30. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    he is a member of the Republican party

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't get it.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >modern day rightoids

  31. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    why an elephant instead of an elephant suit like literally every other powerup??

  32. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Predict the metacritic

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      93

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      about tree fiddy

  33. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    i cant believe they killed charles
    why not just pay him?
    do they hate voice actors that much?

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