Its hilarious to try and listen to people talk about competitive Pokmon and issues within the community but dont actually play competitive Pok...

It’s hilarious to try and listen to people talk about competitive Pokémon and issues within the community but don’t actually play competitive Pokémon.

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thats nice I dont care *farts*

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    If pokemon is so braindead easy, why do VGC players cheat?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      No “time”
      Aka they’re lazy c**ts

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      if getting mons is so easy, why do you keep losing to genners?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      No other esport requires you to buy 4-5 different games and a subscription service to transfer shit in and out of it.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Home is free though (unless you want more boxes)

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Still cheaper than the average deck for any TCG

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >esport
        >pokemon

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bro, what about your friends with the other games?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Friends?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          they also need their single Urshifu and Landorus

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          They removed the ability to trade with your friends but still kept the 'you need the other games' requirement

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >friends
          they would also need their 1 per save legendaries too

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        this. its like a broken gun in COD can only be accessible if you bought a COD game from like 5 years ago and had to pay for a cloud service to transfer the gun.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        1. you're not required to either buy those games or have those specific Pokemon

        2. fans love importing their old favorites, so you're using sophistry to try to turn a benefit of the franchise into a downside

        3. even cheaters love the expanded options up until the point they get caught cheating

        Buy and play the games, cover your ass carefully, and/or risk the consequences. I hope Game Freak implements far more stringent hack checks for even online ladder play.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >1. you're not required to either buy those games or have those specific Pokemon
          let me see you pull up to a reg d tour with reg c only pokemon like Wolfe did.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Do any of them also require rolling several RNG slots for stats that once couldn't be altered, but now require some grinding to alter them to make sure they're optimized?

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    remember the redrexy guy with the 1082 elo? this board said shit like flutter mane would be useless cause of its weak defense/HP. This board also claimed H Zoroark and H-Goodra would be broken. This board also claimed Glastrier would be shit cause of its typing and speed and Corviknight would be shit cause of its stats "weaker skarmory"

    dont take anything this board seriously. all people do here is fap to pokegirls.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      my favorite is when people said H.Samurrott would be shit

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        yea i remember people clowning me for saying that trick room exists and Glastrier would be usable underthat.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Its originally from unova. Why would discord troons ever use their brains and evaluate it fairly?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        H Samurott is a UU Pokemon running around in "OU" because the actual OU meta has been kicked into ubers

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'll never forget people shitting on pheromosa during the gen 7 datamines and saying it was too frail to sweep or set up quiver dance. On the other hand the pokegirl threads are usually pretty good

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dunno. I think the competitive players that don't actually play the games are on the same level as people who actually play the games but don't care about competitive. Its pretty even.

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Home is free you fricking morons. you don't need 100+ to transfer the genies into every game

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      all the other pokemon games arent.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Get a job

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          i may only have like 1.5k in my checking but if i need to buy a game just for a zero iv cress thats just who i am.

          some people arent though and its fundamentally stupid that pokemon is the only esport that has this block.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Sounds like a (you) problem.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              how is it my problem? ill buy a new game if i have to, hell i pre order all the pokemon as soon as i can because like i said thats just who i am.

              not other people do this. lots of people skipped PLA or BDSP.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                > lots of people skipped PLA or BDSP.

                And how exactly is this gamefreak fault? If you need a pokemon from a game you don't have you can trade for it. It's been this way for years now, it's hilarious that VGC players are just discovering this.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >you can trade for it.
                if the traded pokemon was hacked you get DQ'd. whether you knew about it or not.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Then you better make sure it wasn't hacked. There are communities that trade non-genned pokemon. Not every traded pokemon is genned believe it or not.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                be careful who you're trading with then. Release obviously genned pokemon and ask your friend if they genned if they gave you something suspicious

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I support genning until Pokemon makes it more accessible to edit Pokemon's IVs. Everyone who got caught cheating to deserve it because they failed to cover their bases. Gamefreak has no reason at this point to gatekeep players from things like that and it's only an issue because they have.
    Note: I say this as someone who caught/bred all of my own pokemon and would pass all of kaphotics checks. I didn't keep up with playing because I didn't want to hunt for specific IVs on legendaries.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      i heard that they checked the boxes of some players not just the teams they used. this is just a rumor though. an asian player said that one of the mons in his shiny living dex got him caught

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'll wait a couple weeks until things start to blow over. That's most likely when we'll know as close to the true story of why people were DQd. Gamefreak and TPC are aware that people distribute hacked mons on GTS and Wonder Trade so I highly doubt that's what triggered the ban and they're using it as an excuse.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          yeah, i can't imagine someone getting DQ'd for a random shiny smoliv in their box that was hacked.
          definitely just an excuse.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        that would be impossible. everyone whos done wonder trade or traded at some point has a hacked pokemon sitting in their box.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      i like this. start posting master ball rank or elo before you post something about vgc.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Would love to see this for Smogon shit as well. /vp/ doesn't play the game, but sure loves to b***h about either meta.

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm pro gen but this is way too funny. what in the hell is this take lmfaoooo

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      this is the guy who started jumping up and down, screaming and flailing his body like a moron at last years worlds every time he won. he got second that year but he actually has autsitic. he also wears his own custom pokemon soccer jersey like hes messi or something to every event he goes to.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is he saying that the Japanese have an unfair advantage because they're too honest to cheat?
      Because that's a really fricking funny complaint.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think their implication is that due to foreigners having to travel, Japanese players had an advantage to shift team comps/movesets while they were stuck on a plane/without access to the game. It's a really shit cop out regardless.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          just... bring your fricking carts?
          what's the issue?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            You lose internet access and can lose anywhere from 15-25 hours from travel. On top of that you would have to give up any time spent in Japan to grind another team while the home players were already done. Like I said, it was a shitty cop out, but that's at least what I can parse from such an opinion.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's basically saying only Japanese players have the time to actually play the game.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      This guy went 5-1 yesterday and his only loss was because he named his Battle Box PkHex.

      VGC players are something else. He was also banned for bad behavior early in the season and only qualified because he was last years runner up

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Part of me feels bad for Nintendo because all of their games attract manchildren and pedophiles.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          i still stand by the fact that nintendo and TPCI would rather only or mostly have children attend their events.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          They should stop making their games for children

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >He was also banned for bad behavior early in the season
        how TF do you manage to get banned from POKEMON for bad behavior?

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >people are using the tool i created to generate pokemon to generate pokemon?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        my headcanon is that he does this so tpci wont take his site down which is understandable since he puts things in their to maked hacked pokemon undetectable and vgc players are to lazy to use them which risks his site being taken down.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Imagine if Nintendo takes down his site. IMAGINE. I just want to see the drama

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        you can't use his tool to generate pokemon for VGC tournaments

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kurt is hilarious, he constantly posts about how he hates hacked pokemon, yet he keeps his tool to create hacked pokemon up to date... lmao

      you can't use his tool to generate pokemon for VGC tournaments

      You can, and people do it all the time.

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pokemon Home: Too expensive
    Pokemon Games: Too expensive
    Flying to Japan for a place to stay for a few days but suddenly getting disqualified and flying back home : Just right.

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