It's obvious people who call this the greatest remake of all time never played the original game.

It's obvious people who call this the greatest remake of all time never played the original game.

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Low IQ and ice cold takes, yeah it's RE on /vr/ time.

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The company and console it ninicially came out for should give you an idea why.

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    yea id much rather have shovelware tier ports copypasted to widescreen resolutions with baked-in trilinear filtering in my remakes too opie

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's the greatest remake of all time then? Other than DQV on the PS2 I can't think of any

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Zero Mission

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah it's great

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >chozo statues pinpoint the exact location
        its dummed down garbage for tendies.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >handholding
          >new area added is garbage gameplay wise
          >some of the items required for 100% have moronic requirements to get to
          Black person homosexual that has been filtered by OG Metroid.

          different gay and i dont really care for ZM either way tbh, but at the very least its a remake with some actual effort put in
          they couldve easily just popped the rom for the NES version on a GBA cart and called it a day
          at least they tried to ya know, remake it

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >they couldve easily just popped the rom for the NES version on a GBA cart and called it a day
            Ironically they did this and sold the cart for the same price

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              lmao did they actually do it with NES metroid?
              i had the zelda one but imo that was a decent deal for the time
              certainly wasnt going to be emulating that shit on my nokia n-gage or whathefrickever handheld couldve run it back then

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, the funniest part about this is that the original Metroid is on the Zero Mission cart as well. But you have to beat ZM first through

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                now thats just sinister

                ok
                i changed my mind
                ZM is a good remake then
                mean trick on the goons that bought the NES classic cart tho

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Let's be real here, the NES classic cart is a souvenir/collector's item, not something most people buy to actually play. Pic related is how Nintendo sold them in Japan, which further proves my point

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                idk zelda on my GBA was probably one of my more played games. i feel i got my moneys worth
                up there with aria of sorrow in terms of playtime, even including me grinding souls for hours like an autist

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's sort of similar to me. My two most played GBA games were that shitty port of Mario World (though the SNES ones were more tolerable compared to the NES classics) and Shaman King Master of Spirits which is a Konami game that is almost identical to Aria of Sorrow

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                they added content and 2P link cable functionality anon
                also the japan packaging slaps

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >NES classic cart tho
                Is that what you guys are referring to when you say classic carts?

                Let's be real here, the NES classic cart is a souvenir/collector's item, not something most people buy to actually play. Pic related is how Nintendo sold them in Japan, which further proves my point

                and these were the ones in Japan? These look so much cooler than what we got here in the west

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Tf? They charged $30 for these?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Probably, frick if I remember. The original Zelda was the only one of these that I had actually purchased at the time.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I believe these games were $20, which still didn’t make sense since the price for SMB and Zelda would be the same as for like Ice Climbers.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Look at this nice little green box

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                That specific shade of green that just screams "old".

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Jelly. Chu chu jelly at that

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Then close your eyes whenever you see a chozo statue homie you are making the conscious decision to look. Furthermore, on repeat playthroughs it doesn't tell you anything you don't already know anyway

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Then close your eyes whenever you see a chozo statue homie you are making the conscious decision to look.
            Not an argument, ghetto filth.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >handholding
        >new area added is garbage gameplay wise
        >some of the items required for 100% have moronic requirements to get to
        Black person homosexual that has been filtered by OG Metroid.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Vicarious Visions got absorbed by Activision. It's over. Shame too 'cause this, Crash and the Tony Hawk remakes were all pretty awesome. Now they'll be reduced to liquid shit if they haven't been already

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        This is dogshit with zero redeeming qualities, made to appease D3 babbys. I guarantee you never even played OG LoD for more than an hour.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's a lot of words to say you never played either. I have thousands of hours on OG, and they recreated everything perfectly, right down to the gay ass attack speed/casting speed breakpoint.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            You can tap a button to revert back to the old graphics. It's literally the same fricking game

            >same game he says
            Meanwhile all the balance changes and fanfic rune words added to this for d3 morons. Cope and seethe nu-blizsharter

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Cope and seethe
              I mean, alright. I have my original Diablo games still. But you take care of yourself now, you hear?

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Rune Words were introduced in the original Lord of Destruction. You probably only ever played vanilla Diablo 2 if you think they're new.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I’ve see you have never even played the game at all. They’ve patched in NEW runewords you fricking dipshit. It’s not the same game you moron

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                well enjoy playing your new shitty game then i'ma stick to my original thanks

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          You can tap a button to revert back to the old graphics. It's literally the same fricking game

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ys: The Oath in Felghana.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I see you are a gentleman of supreme taste as well.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        The Wanderer's from Ys subtitle sounded better

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I liked both Mega Man PSP games.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      mario usa and 3 remakes in mario all-stars

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        There were 4 remakes on that cart, 2 good and 2 bad and you fricking chose the bad ones

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I played the original before the remake was even released, and I thought the remake was fricking amazing. Seeing those areas and characters in much more detail was mindblowing.

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The same dude making this shitty fricking thread over and over again. They're both great games. The REmake is more refined and better in most regards, but the original arguably has better overall design. You're talking about a 10/10 vs. a 9.5/10 at most. Until this autist started shitting up the board everyone agreed this was one of the greats. Frick this moron.

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't like the red zombie thing in REmake. I can't turn it off and forces me to spend excessive amounts of time backtracking to get the resources to burn the zombie I just killed. No, I do not memorize the layout of the game I'm still playing in advance

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >No, I do not memorize the layout of the game I'm still playing in advance
      you don't have to. you have a map. it marks locked doors and rooms you'll have to revisit. you have zero excuse.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      One thing I didn't like about the crimson heads was that there was no way to tell which zombies would turn into them and which ones would just disappear. There were a bunch of times when I'd kill a zombie, go traipsing off to refill my kerosene canister, then return only to find that the corpse has vanished.

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've played both. The original is definitely harder than the remake, but remake has the better atmosphere with everything from spooky haunted mansion redesign to crimson head decap/burn necessities calculations tension. Remake is the better horror game.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Resident Evil was never a horror series, this is where the remake fails in every department.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >coined the term survival horror
        >not a horror game
        U dumb dumb

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nice try kid

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        At this point we should add
        >...but contrary to popular belief, Resident Evil is not actually a horror series because cool Ganker kids that are better and smarter than everybody say so
        to RE's wiki page

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Anon didn't elaborate but yeah, re always was a cheesy type of horrors, something between scream and scary movie but for a zombie genre

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        i dont know what you think the original version was supposed to be but id prefer resident evil as a horror genre. so the remakes are definitely better

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The original is definitely harder than the remake
      Not even the very first longbox version is as hard as REmake, did you play on easy by accident like lots of other people? REmake is insane at times, 7-10 pistol bullets to kill a zombie AND it turns into a crimson head later

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        If you're playing even remotely competently you'll never see a Crimson Head outside of the two mandatory ones. Hunters in OG RE1 are way more likely to kill a player than anything in the remake, especially if they're playing as Chris since there's no way to get the magnum before encountering them. In the remake you can waltz into the mansion with the magnum and one-shot them and they can now be easily killed by the shotgun since they have no invulnerability period after getting knocked down and get up slower.

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wait, do people actually burn the zombies? I did it once or twice way back when I first played it before I realized it was just pointless busywork and never bothered again. The crimsonhead zombies aren't even that dangerous. I think their attacks are actually easier to dodge than normal zombie grabs.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      There are a few zombies worth burning before you get the shotgun in high traffic areas that you don't necessarily want to attempt to dodge each time you pass through. But yes, I dont think I have ever used all the kerosene in the game.

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Here is the key to Remake and OG RE1. THEY ARE COMPLETELY DIFFERENT GAMES. With the same title. I loved the remake. But OG RE just feels more polished in the gameplay department. Plus it has more charm. Both tasty games. But apples and oranges really.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >apples and oranges
      Such a copout. They're absolutely not, one's a remake of the other. But this expression bothers me about any comparisons between games. Any two video games are comparable by virtue of both being video games. Apples and oranges would be comparing a video game to an ironing board.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Any two video games are comparable by virtue of both being video games.
        Right, because FF7 is comparable to FF7 Remake.

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    (OP)
    How many times is this perma-seething autist going to REmake this thread?

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    LMAO why was the girls liking RE thread deleted?
    >noooo you CANT talk about girls!

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Back to Ganker kid

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >girls
      just a myth. no such thing

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    They are just tendies, it was OK game with more mature style but with worse pacing near the end

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >of all time
    please stop before you die

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