It's time to discuss the Witcher 3

It's time to discuss the Witcher 3

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ehhh that's a bit hyperbolic, it's a great game but I wouldn't call it the greatest. Especially when the core of the gameplay, the combat, feels so janky.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Core of the game is the combat intertwined with the dialogue options, you know, like every other RPG which has significantly worse combat

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >The game is great but it's gameplay is shit
      That's a little contradictory anon. So what your saying is that it would have been vastly better as a CYOA movie instead of a videogame.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        No I'm saying it would have been better if it had better combat.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        No I'm saying it would have been better if it had better combat.

        Literally every RPG is better as a CYOA movie.

        Anyone who's ever played the "great" RPGs can attest to this

        >new vegas
        >gothic
        >planescape
        >Morrowind
        >ultima

        All had combat that makes Witcher 3 look like Dragons Dogma

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Baldurs Gate would be significantly worse if not for the combat and dungeon crawling. They even manage to make the concept of killing a shitton of stuff thematic narratively.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You don't even play videogames, do you?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I do and I also love RPGs. I just always find it hilarious when cucks who seethe over the Witcher 3 mogging all of their boomer core games by every metric who say dumb shit like

            >yea, games good, writings good, quests are good but the combat is mediocre

            And then jerk off shit like New Vegas, Planescape Torment or Gothic lmfao

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Gothic 2 does feel more alive.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Sure, it's biggest strong suit are the npcs that even by todays standards are 10/10. Too bad every quest is some dogshit fetch quest/busy work, the combat/controls are laughable and outside of the cool faction elements/genuinely believable open world, everything else is dogshit.

                But hey, there's no quest markers so by default, the quests are good by boomer logic

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Gothic combat is fun.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            So is the Witcher 3s which is effectively a better version of Gothics shitty combat

            Meh. Some good side quests and story moments but it's not really an rpg and most of the characters are shit. Combat is the definition of mediocre and there's no replay value. Also being a good father figure in qte dialogue choices defining the ending is dogshit. It all feels so 2015. It's telling that most people never finished it.

            >not really an RPG

            And here it is, every single time. Go ahead bro, enlighten me on what makes something an RPG keeping in mind that I can already guarantee your arbitrary definition will remove some of the greatest RPGs ever made from the genre entirely.

            So go ahead bucko, lets here this autism.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I do and I also love RPGs. I just always find it hilarious when cucks who seethe over the Witcher 3 mogging all of their boomer core games by every metric who say dumb shit like

          >yea, games good, writings good, quests are good but the combat is mediocre

          And then jerk off shit like New Vegas, Planescape Torment or Gothic lmfao

          based anon, "mediocre combat" is a buzzword at this point
          its as if these Gankeriggers don't play games

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    good game, makes everyone on this site throw tantrums
    i liked the baby oven section

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    My hair is pretty long but not long enough to tie in a ponytail, it's already short on the sides, what the frick do I do with it in the meantime?

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Not the greatest but definitely on the top 10

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I like the witcher 3 but the character progression stuff sucks a fat dick. Having limited skill slots and needing to take slots to unlock basic moves like a charge slash or flamethrower blows. Then the gear system boils down to "find a witcher school set you like and use that the entire game". At least the first issue is easily fixed with mods and cheats, there is no reason why Geralt can't spin his sword around by default.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      There's a mod that lets you use everything you have unlocked through talents even if not slotted in.
      Anybody who says "muh balance" is a moron because the game is unbalanced to shit anyways.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Gwent is the only fun part of the game.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Wonderful game and comparing to Cyberpunk shows how the ludonarrative dissonance made the game way better. Neglect the shit out of Ciri to play gwent and ride horses> gloomy ass game with no fun recreational changes of pace

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Meh. Some good side quests and story moments but it's not really an rpg and most of the characters are shit. Combat is the definition of mediocre and there's no replay value. Also being a good father figure in qte dialogue choices defining the ending is dogshit. It all feels so 2015. It's telling that most people never finished it.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I played it recently and burnt the frick out of it because of how much I liked it. The game has way too many bugs though, core shit like abilities or talents literally not working should make it illegal to sell the game.
    I'm glad I pirated it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      you should update whatever old version you pirated

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's the latest update. Shit is still bugged as frick unless you actually mod the fixed which, in some cases, don't even fully fix it.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >world 18/10
    >music 9/10
    >graphics 10/10
    >voice acting 9/10
    >animations 8/10
    >story 6/10
    >combat 5/10
    >gameplay 5/10
    >Iris 10/10
    >Shani 9/10
    >Yen 8.5/10
    >Ana Henrietta 8.45/10
    >Triss 8.4/10
    >Ciri 8/10
    >Sylvia Anna 7.9/10
    It's mostly an average game that is propelled to the stratosphere by its art department, it really doesn't have anything terrible in it, its worst parts are just average. When someone is this beautiful, you can let some its most "weaker" points slide.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >When someone is this beautiful
      When something is this beautiful*

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I dunno, it had one of the coolest open worlds to me to explore, just felt like a kino fantasy experience.

    >Tower of Mice questline
    >frickton of cool interior locations that have interesting back stories/lore
    >general quest quality as a whole

    The world building was also exceptionally well done imo which let some of the blatant "busy work" Ubisoft shit slide for me personally - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSS5T4od-GQ

    Novigrad, Touissant etc were also some of the best cities i've experienced in any RPG ever (maybe even open world game, but GTA IV probably takes that with how much more detailed it was)

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Horrible game, never played it tho

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