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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are you going to play her game, anon?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, whenever it gets here. We're almost done with this year and still nothing except that one trailer and some merch.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Isn't that the autism awareness mascot?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Basically.

        Are you going to play her game, anon?

        I will if it ever comes out. The cinematic trailer they put together for it was kino

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    soul

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I always liked that game

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      literally the first video game I've played when I was 3

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      A significant step down from 3.
      >same mysic on every level
      >gimmicky yoshi
      >only one new powerful "which sucks"
      >lame boss fights
      >lack of level variety just grass, underground, water, castle, ghost house and forest
      >item storage makes game easier
      >map is boring and less interactive than 3
      >no minigames

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >same mysic on every level
        Nothing wrong with leitmotifs. SMB3 had a sever issue of repetitive music, despite its diversity of environments.
        >only one new powerful "which sucks"
        homie, what? The cape is hilariously broken. It can defeat enemies that the fire flower can't hurt and you can easily skip segments of a stage (if not the whole thing) with its flight. It also has an easier to use version of the tanooki hovering where you just need to hold the button.
        >lame boss fights
        It has more variety in koopaling fights than 3.
        >item storage makes game easier
        The game doesn't force you to use it.
        >map is boring and less interactive than 3
        It has sub areas, alternative paths and secrets. It's also aesthetically prettier than 3's worlds in the sense that it grows as you finish levels and contains more interesting routes, rather than being a simple grid. It feels more like a proper world.
        >no minigames
        There are two of them, one accessible through pipes and the other by reaching 100 points when you finish a level.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Spin jump had no reason being so fun

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like Baldi, but not in the "I'm super invested in it" way. I respect it for being a pretty funny parody of shitty horror-for-kids games while being a fun game at its core. plus mystman is a homestar runner fan so he's pretty fricking based

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >plus mystman is a homestar runner fan so he's pretty fricking based
      Pick your portmanteau.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I remember when this game was covered by Vinny which the dev in live chat before it blew up and everyone thought it was a funny Sonic Schoolhouse parody. Oh how things have changed.

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    armored core
    metal gear solid

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You are goinf to see a lot of contrarian armored core opinions very soon, when the autistic discord club wants attention again, as if they weren’t calling out supposed flaws in a game that has played this way for over a decade

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >in a game that has played this way for over a decade
        This game plays nothing like the older titles. Though each generation changes the gameplay a bit, this is making it almost an entirely different genre.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          AC4 did that. This one looks closer to the originals.

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's ok, update to Plus fricking when?

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm still disappointed nobody made a real edutainment horror game. This was glorified pacman while I was expecting something like Jumpstart. I know it was just a gamejam game though

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same, as long as it was done right. Stuff like the character just staring at you, not being able to leave the room, having some weird and hyper realistic thing in the game that characters don't address- things like that. And no lore like 'Mr. Scruffles is actually your brother who died because of company negligence that was covered and' like just make a creepy game based around edutainment games.

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Didn't diehard Rayman fans dislike 3 at the time only for them to warm up to it because of the Rabbid garbage that consumed the franchise?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Kinda yeah

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      i like 3 more than 2 tbh
      2 has better atmosphere but 3 is the better game and i prefer the goofiness

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bruh this shit is a classic senpai Baldi the goat slime

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    90% of racing games like Forza, Gran Turismo or Grid

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wish I was into cars an racing games, but meh.

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sports games in general are completely ignored here.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I really like MMA games if that counts.

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did zoomers seriously not think this was a parody of loreshit survival horror games?

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    ban everyone in this thread for being underage holy frick

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      if someone was 13 years old at the time of baldi's release they're now old enough to post here.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Underage is when you want to discuss a game that's popular on the internet apparently.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Get with the times already, Millenial

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    streamer game, nobody actually plays this without a screen capture on

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >not even the censorship gays care enough to remember

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Someone makes incredibly obvious shitpost game parodying every moronic element of modern horror games
    >People who like said games treat this game fricking serious and think it's unironically great

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It isn't an incredibly obvious shitpost dumb homosexual, it's a game parodying uncanny edutainment games from a bygone area made in 48h for a Game Jam gig, the irony is there to obfuscate the fact that it was made in a rush.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It was and then became

        >Someone makes incredibly obvious shitpost game parodying every moronic element of modern horror games
        >People who like said games treat this game fricking serious and think it's unironically great

        , from what I can tell. Upon the first major big release with the robot who pushed you, the secret ending was making fun of popular internet horror crap with the guy telling you to delete the game because he was trapped in it with ear-bleeding volumes of static

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I never played it and I don't really watch streamers. What makes it such a brilliant parody?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        For me it's the fact that, depsite being made in two weeks, has better gameplay then a good chunk of the other mascot horror it's parodying.

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I remember my supervisor brought in her autistic teenage son to work and this shit was all he would talk about. He was clued to his iPad and constantly blasting baldi related youtube videos.
    So now whenever I see this game posted I think "oh, it's that autist game"

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bumpan for interest

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's a thread about apathy

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        which is uncommon for Ganker

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's [s4s] the vidya game

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I guess rthat makes sense

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

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