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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    A gay homosexual male makes threads on an anonymous imageboard
    You play as a redditor having to updoot and downvoot GPT-3 garbage trained on 4chins in real time

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Is a gay homosexual a straight?

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    basically god of war 1-3 but with ff1-4 art work and ray tracing

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Godhand style kung fu game where you're a dojo buster taking down every dojo to learn every style

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    A game in which you play as a virgin in a world where only 2 types of bodies exist, body type A and body type B; a world of magic in which only real villains use male or female pronouns, the kind of magic only black shamans can summon white spirits, a game in which the final boss is a trans individual but with the twist that Xe was the real hero all along and you the virgin is the hired gun of an evil conservative white woman.
    This is the kind of game that would reference Rosa parks and gamer gate but very subtly; a game that respects trans rights and BLM.
    This is the game that would disrespect it's target audience and encourage white genocide.
    I'll call it, Elden Ring

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I would normally recommend meds, but in this case seek professional help immediately

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    exploration rhythm fishing game where fish are drawn by akira toriyama

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    south park the stick of truth 2

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Home Alone Asymmetrical PVP game. 1 player plays as Kevin the other 4 are crooks. The 4 crooks have to work together to capture Kevin in his house but you have to navigate all his traps to do it.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    A shooter with lots of aerial combat, like paragliders, jetpacks, bouncy shoes, ramps, sliding shoes, and grappling hooks. Basically titanfall 2 with a modern flair and a focus on being off the ground.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Planescape Torment + Shadowrun

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    A new arcade racing game that's actually worth playing

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    literally just castlevania but its soulslike

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    A boomer shooter/hub-based RPG hybrid game with a sort of mixed Hey Arnold/Urotsukidoji style, scummy inner city environment with heavy sado-sexual themes and garish colors. A massive bestiary inspired by early-gen YuGiOh designs, with some light Shin Megami Tensei elements where phases affect monster spawning and behavior, as well as broader exploration.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      those buildings are too western looking to be moldovan

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The town rapist is the protected national bird of Moldova, cannot be killed

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Indian techsupport scammer simulator. Like an ironic unity game, but secretly not so ironic. You could take breaks to take a shit in the street and harass women on social media

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The Darkness VR

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >EMU
    >Play as a bird robot that can transform into different things it discovers
    >All humans have gone extinct
    >Plays like Rain World and Terraria combined
    >Around 100 different discoverable pieces of tech to discover and morph into

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Left 4 dead like game where you play as a special forces team that disposes of demons, aliens, mutants and cryptids. Setting will take place in abandoned buildings, forests, etc.

    Game encourages you to stay together and to not split up, but there will be things that will tempt you to stray off from the group. It will also have a sanity meter that will do some eternal darkness shit when you are apart.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Vagrant Story but with regular RPG stat progression.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    A game where you have fun playing it

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Open world walking sim through a cyberpunk creepy megastructure with camping and traversal mechanics (ropes, ladders...)

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      have you tried NaissanceE?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, but it ain't really what I want, I want somethingmore Death Stranding-y, it is cool tho

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    A medieval game where you can actually blacksmith your weapons and if you have the right materials you can build a fully automatic gun
    Besiege but instead of large machines you're building handheld weapons

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    crowd funded SRPG with gameplay elements like wasteland, and FE.
    game is split into several Acts, and the Tutorial is your character growing up, your choices will affect your stats/class/appearance when you are an adult, and will be altered throughout game events. you never fully see your characters face until the end when you get to see the consequences of your actions. Like many RPGs it will have a solid 1-2 acts, and the second half will be nearly empty, but I will have run off with the money before people realize.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Simple. A tactical retro FPS game with anime visuals.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Setting: Post-apocalyptic city
    Character: You're a garbage-collecting bipedal robot that's gone rogue due to no humans being around to maintain your instructions
    Gameplay: You explore the city, finding various pieces of media from the lost civilization. Pictures, paintings, cassettes, CDs, VHS, DVDs, even game cartridges
    You can then go back to your "home base" in a dilapidated apartment, and if you've also found the necessary equipment (TVs, players, consoles) you can watch/listen/play whatever you find. There would be a big team of artists to create all this stuff, and a lot of it would contain interesting lore details, while some would be just for fun. You can also decorate with stuff you find, like perhaps you could find furniture too.

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