Once disarmed a spelunky shopkeeper and he stunlocked my ass to death since he can yeti combo you + jump around like a maniac
Plus, the shopkeepers i face have the annoying tendency of predicting my jumps
>Status effects. >Every enemy worth using them on in place of an attack is either immune or so resistant there's no point in trying.
Frick every dev that does this instead of figuring out how to balance it properly.
>teleport >every time you teleport you have to shapeshift to do it >every time you finish you have to shapeshift back to normal
Why did Twilight Princess do this dumb bullshit?
>game has numerous side quests to do early on >game also dripfeeds game mechanics walled behind mainstory
>if you do side quests early you'll be bored out of your mind with a halfbaked system >if you do main quests first side quests will be done in an instant
>do all side quests in a zone because I want to complete everything >doing side quests leaves me overleveled for the main quest of the zone so the experience is lessened
I've never understood why people do battle passes. You have to spend money AND grind playtime just so you can get the exact same cosmetics as everyone else. What's the point?
>game has things exclusive to day or night >no way to rest or otherwise speed time up so you have to sit and wait forever for day or night >there are collectables that only show up at night that'll disappear before your eyes if it hits day >even the rereleases didn't fix this
man i hate twilight princess
>significant amounts of content locked away behind gold medals
When has it ever felt good to replay a level because you didn't do it 5 seconds quicker or with 1 less damage taken?
>knocking down boss is the only way to hurt it >mid-attack he magically becomes invulnerable and does an attack that hits from a mile away, guaranteeing you get hurt if you dared to try getting too many attacks in.
Got you senpai
No you didn't get anyone. This does not comply with the rules.
>Disarm an enemy
>It becomes even more dangerous
Skill issue.
Once disarmed a spelunky shopkeeper and he stunlocked my ass to death since he can yeti combo you + jump around like a maniac
Plus, the shopkeepers i face have the annoying tendency of predicting my jumps
forgot my pic
You hate this?
>equip hat
>it's still taking up space in your bag
>tutorial teaches you to play the game wrong purpose
>magic is either laughably underpowered or useless for anything but healing
>beat boss easily
>cinematic shows character struggling vs boss or even dying to them
sigh
>Status effects.
>Every enemy worth using them on in place of an attack is either immune or so resistant there's no point in trying.
Frick every dev that does this instead of figuring out how to balance it properly.
thank god for etrian odyssey
>apply bind/ailment on boss in anticipation for a team wipe attack
>it recovers the next turn and uses the wipe anyway
so fricking bullshit
>teleport
>every time you teleport you have to shapeshift to do it
>every time you finish you have to shapeshift back to normal
Why did Twilight Princess do this dumb bullshit?
>game has numerous side quests to do early on
>game also dripfeeds game mechanics walled behind mainstory
>if you do side quests early you'll be bored out of your mind with a halfbaked system
>if you do main quests first side quests will be done in an instant
THATS ALOTA NUTS
>do all side quests in a zone because I want to complete everything
>doing side quests leaves me overleveled for the main quest of the zone so the experience is lessened
mmmmmm tiger
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tiger tiger tiger
>you must restart game to apply settings
>some settings can only be changed by editing the .ini file
>FRICKING BATTLEPASS
I've never understood why people do battle passes. You have to spend money AND grind playtime just so you can get the exact same cosmetics as everyone else. What's the point?
stream that movie homosexual
Why are the ratings so low?
>game has things exclusive to day or night
>no way to rest or otherwise speed time up so you have to sit and wait forever for day or night
>there are collectables that only show up at night that'll disappear before your eyes if it hits day
>even the rereleases didn't fix this
man i hate twilight princess
critics only like boring and depressing movies
They got filtered
critics are all old homosexuals
minorities
>no stream
shit thread
Anyone else excited for the sequel?
>default movement speed is excruciatingly slow and only gets slower if you hold more gear
what do devs have against me moving faster?
Any game that doesn't let me touch the settings or even go through the menu before playing the game can thoroughly eat my ass.
>beat boss
>random french aliens come to power him up
>Play JRPG
>Get cool new spell
>Miss
>Miss
>Immune
>Immune
>Miss
>Immune
>significant amounts of content locked away behind gold medals
When has it ever felt good to replay a level because you didn't do it 5 seconds quicker or with 1 less damage taken?
>boss starts rubbing my rib
>tell them to stop 'cause it hurts
>boss tells me it's good for both of us
>game has sidequests
>there's never a lull in the story where it would make sense for the main character to do them
>knocking down boss is the only way to hurt it
>mid-attack he magically becomes invulnerable and does an attack that hits from a mile away, guaranteeing you get hurt if you dared to try getting too many attacks in.
im a great magician.. the next post is 5
>stamina system
if it ties into magic it's whatever but i hate having to run until the brink of the meter running out and just walk until it refills.
>play as some super elite special forces guy who is probably superhuman too
>gets an asthma attack after running for 5 seconds
What happened to Robert's stream?
it's on his original channel
Got banned on twitch for showing man ass so he moved to cytube
The Jannynator 4 Billion got it taken 🙁
>game gives you a map
>there is only one way you can go