ITT: Terrible retro boss fights. Frick Twinmold. >go to arena. >Giants Mask takes mana

ITT: Terrible retro boss fights.

Frick Twinmold.

>go to arena
>Giant’s Mask takes mana
>there’s no way you’d know that going in because the other masks don’t and this one is only usable in the boss arena
>run out of mana
>have to try to bait them to attack pillars to get some mana back
>even with all of the mana in the arena they still aren’t dead
>use all arrows and they’re still not dead
>no choice but to retreat
>come back with Chateau milk (gives you limitless mana)
>stand in place and spam spin attack over and over and over until they’re both dead with no challenge

And that’s at the end of the final dungeon before endgame, all of which are pretty tedious and frustrating except for the first one. Majora’s Mask has brilliant side content, but the main quest is much worse than OoT’s in my opinion. Now tell me I just suck and I’m wrong.

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    its not a terrible retro boss because its cool. Being large is badass

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >fight a kaiju either with your normal size, or become Ultraman yourself
    KINOOOOOOOOO
    op is a filtered gay

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    just buy the infinite mana milk

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Did you read the whole post?

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Zelda is just awful in general. Like what even is The Legend of Zelda? The story is non-existent. Most overrated franchise ever.

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Now tell me I just suck and I’m wrong.
    Okay, will do.
    It's called magic in Zelda, not Mana.
    If you used all your arrows, you have shit aim and deserve to be made to try again.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jeez what an embarrassing post. Glad it’s over.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >It's called magic in Zelda, not Mana.

        Haha holy shit what a nerd.

        [...]
        >Gid gud
        Nah, I’ll just drink the mana milk and spin. Give me a reason not to.

        >It's called magic in Zelda, not Mana.

        Your power level is small.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >It's called magic in Zelda, not Mana.

        Haha holy shit what a nerd.

        [...]
        >Gid gud
        Nah, I’ll just drink the mana milk and spin. Give me a reason not to.

        >It's called magic in Zelda, not Mana.

        >It's called magic in Zelda, not Mana.

        Can someone stuff this nerd in a locker?

        bump to piss off more mana-homosexuals.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >everyone’s laughing at me for being a nerd
          >i-i bet they’re just mad!!

          Kek. Bump for more nerd mockery.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >It's called magic in Zelda, not Mana.

      Haha holy shit what a nerd.

      Why would you even have low magic before entering a boss fight? By this point you should also have double magic. Git good, homosexual.

      >Gid gud
      Nah, I’ll just drink the mana milk and spin. Give me a reason not to.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Only homosexuals that played too much WoW and ackchyually look like picrel (yourself) use the word mana that way.
        You will continue to be bad at both games and life until you die and are forgotten about.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I-I’m not a nerd!! Use the correct terminology.

          Nah, I have sex.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >It's called magic in Zelda, not Mana.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >It's called magic in Zelda, not Mana.

      Can someone stuff this nerd in a locker?

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    They gave you plenty of magic, the problem is that scrubs are always complaining instead of learning. Which is why the 3ds remake is such a casual experience.

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why would you even have low magic before entering a boss fight? By this point you should also have double magic. Git good, homosexual.

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    you can just use the bow. fire/ice arrows help obviously but aren't needed.

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Another case of a zoomer that was filtered by a retroge? colour me surprised!

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >has absolutely no argument so he just screeches “zoomer” at the sky

      Sad. Many such cases.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        You've already been obilerated OP, no arguments left. Just came here to laugh at your zoomer ass.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          *chuckles*

          Nah.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          dfid you just reply to yourself
          honestly how fragile are you guys that OP is making you bark so much. its a completely fair criticism

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Criticism for what? for OP (You) sucking ass at video games?

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >he thinks that anon is me

              Yikes, this is getting sad.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Please point to the post that “obliterated” me so I can laugh heartily.

          >no arguments left
          You had none to begin with. Now be a good boy and repeat “filtered” and “zoomer” a few more times for my amusement.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >he thinks that anon is me

            Yikes, this is getting sad.

            redditspacing samehomosexual

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              [...]
              [...]
              Your power level is small.

              >it took hours for anon to come back with this

              Lmao.

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Twinmold is a poorly made fight though OP is right. This board has gotten kind of blind to be honest.
    its one of the reasons why MM isn't as good as OoT from a gameplay perspective in my opinion. The Twinmold fight just does not work. Magic drops are purely RNG, aiming with the bow sucks, the hitboxes and hurtboxes do not work well, you can get pushed out of the arena and automatically lose the fight, but the fight can be totally trivial with just good RNG or bringing milk. Its just bullshit to be honest. Even speedrunner autists have to leave it up to chance on whether the twinmold fight will work properly

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      The only pronlem with Twinmold is that they dont actively target you, which makes the fight moronic.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >but the fight can be totally trivial with just good RNG or bringing milk
      damn I got these SEVEN BOTTLES maybe I should put something in them. Nah ill just complain on the internet about a 24 year old game. So the fight is poorly made only if you dont use your items got it.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        You make people our age look bad

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I really like the MM artwork, all these high contrast shadows. Pure kinoplex.

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stop with the MM spam.

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does Arkham from DMC3 count as retro yet? That was always the most insane quality drop I ever experienced only for the game to recover and be good again. Arkham is like dropping a Skyrim boss into the middle of a real action game.

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >baby got spanked and made a thread to cry about it
    git
    gud
    gayet

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Reading is hard, huh?

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    frick this chasing your tail bullshit

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Someone clearly didn't have the brains.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        to design a fun boss

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          for casuals.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            he's piss easy (for casuals) and boring. aka a terrible boss

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    the fight is way better in the remake

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