ITT: We list things that make a dragon in a game good.

ITT: We list things that make a dragon in a game good.

>Doesn’t have a UWU kawaii human form

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  1. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Is Grigori from Dragon's Dogma

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      He really is the best.

  2. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Big fricking breasts

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      No. Tiddies are fine on lizardfolk but they look stupid on dragons.

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        Not if they're teats like a horse

        • 3 years ago
          Anonymous

          No breasts on Dragon, The Kobolds may have breasts and a curvy ass like argonians.

          • 3 years ago
            Anonymous

            Dragons need teats so we can all have delicious, nutritious dragon milk. I'm sorry you can't handle this.

          • 3 years ago
            Anonymous

            Butt

          • 3 years ago
            Anonymous

            Silly argonian, why not just cut a hole for your tail?

        • 3 years ago
          Anonymous

          What kind of teats are those?

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      I like the way you think.

  3. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >sexy walk cycle

  4. 3 years ago
    Anonymous
  5. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >doesn't stay human for more than 25% of screentime
    >isn't a mindless beast to be ridden/slain
    >actually plot relevant
    >doesn't die just to show off how strong the new threat is
    >isn't a mislabeled wyvern
    each and every one of these is necessary, meaning there are very few games that do dragons well.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      I’m not autistic enough to care about the whole dragon/drake/wyvern thing, but I’ll agree with the others.

  6. 3 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      He’s got a great design.

  7. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Doesn't fly more than 10% of the time. Also I have bad memories of dealing with really shitty vague fire hitboxes so either no AOEs or just good hitboxes.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Darkeater Midir has really reasonable hitboxes.

  8. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    A big fat tail

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        that's not thick enough.
        I need it to be thicker

        • 3 years ago
          Anonymous

          thats a salamander

  9. 3 years ago
    Anonymous
  10. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    1.) doesn't pander to autistic lardlord furgays (inb4 UUUUUUH RESPECT MY PRONOUNS I'M A SCALEY)

  11. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

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