ITT: We predict upcoming flops

It's such an obvious bomb.

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  1. 4 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why are they black?

    • 4 years ago
      Anonymous

      because black people are real anon

    • 4 years ago
      Anonymous

      probably for some dumb as frick plot twist involving... wait for it.... Time frickery, as in one of them is the parent of the other or some shit like that.

    • 4 years ago
      Anonymous

      Because white neoliberals (aka the devs of this game) worship Black folk.

    • 4 years ago
      Anonymous

      Because it's pretty clearly inspired by 70s blaxploitation films which featured black dudes surprisingly enough.

    • 4 years ago
      Anonymous

      This, I wanna play as bald disgruntled white guy #93845

  2. 4 years ago
    Anonymous

    it's arkane, it won't be bad
    might be decent at worst

    • 4 years ago
      Anonymous

      The problem with Dishonored is that people didn't want to use the cool powers because they thought that High Chaos is a bad ending, and therefore the game punishes the player for using everything they've got. Deathloop seems like "Dishonored except you have no rules and that's good" because of the wasted potential in Dishonored.

      • 4 years ago
        Anonymous

        I mean it technically is a bad ending, but these types of games are made for multiple playthroughs. It's like the Jensen Deus Ex games where everyone just spams takedowns and stun gun. It's a million times more fun to use all the cool weapons and lethal augs you get

        • 4 years ago
          Anonymous

          >It's a million times more fun to use all the cool weapons and lethal augs you get
          Which doesn't excuse the devs from the poor design decision that was calling the player a monster, from very early on, for using lethal methods thus pushing players away from a lethal play though because most people play a game only a single time, and if they do replay the game it will not be for a good while, often months or years from the initial play through. Not to mention that players are given more xp for non lethal take downs, talk about counter productive.

          • 4 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Not to mention that players are given more xp for non lethal take downs, talk about counter productive.
            This is misleading when it comes to modern Deus Ex. You get little XP for straight-up murder. You get extra XP for expert headshot murder. You get a bonus for maintaining cover, i.e. you don't trigger any alarms. The XP distribution follows a trend of low skill to high skill. Not aiming for the head is easier than aiming for the head. Not caring about alarms is easier than remaining undetected. Then, when you bring in non-lethal takedows, you get extra XP compared to straight-up murder. Not because it's directly harder, but because non-lethal actions have their own resource balance that you need to take care of. Also, non-lethal attacks can't grant you those headshot extra points.
            Where the XP distribution ultimately breaks down is ghosting. Accomplishing a mission with zero violence or alerts gives you less XP than all other gameplay styles because you lack all of those murder- or KO points. All you get is the bonus for lack of alarms, even though you're basically playing in the most difficult way of them all.

          • 4 years ago
            Anonymous

            >from the poor design decision
            Does it genuinely not occur to you that the gameplay complements the overall story of Dishonored? That the fact that you're leaving dead bodies by the dozens during a plague, assassinating high-value people and ultimately showing the up and coming Empress that the solution to anything is just "kill everyone mildly in your way" is something that might cause an issue somewhere down the line?

            Frick, I thought this is what more people wanted, games that actually take advantage of being a game, but I guess frick that, why even bother doing anything interesting.

            • 4 years ago
              Anonymous

              >If you kill your enemies, they win.

  3. 4 years ago
    Anonymous

    eat the rich, gamerades ;^)

  4. 4 years ago
    Anonymous

    i don't know man, i liked both dishonored games and it looks very similar

    • 4 years ago
      Anonymous

      There were 3 Dishonored games though.

      • 4 years ago
        Anonymous

        DOTO is D2 DLC and you know it
        Still real good tho, just not worth the $30 it launched at

  5. 4 years ago
    Anonymous

    This looked cool when it was a simple groundhog day loop but they had to go ruin it by putting gayass magic in it.

  6. 4 years ago
    Anonymous

    american Black person lover propaganda

  7. 4 years ago
    Anonymous

    its an immersive sim. of course it'll flop. it'll be good, but no one will buy it.

  8. 4 years ago
    Anonymous

    My only problem is that it doesn't look like it's going to bring anything really new to the table that makes it worth playing. The gameplay trailer makes it look like it's going to play like a painfully average generic fps but with Dishonored abilities.
    The 70's blacksploitation artstyle is actually pretty cool tbh

  9. 4 years ago
    Anonymous

    >male
    >female
    >no xer/xim/xey option

    What the FRICK

  10. 4 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ofc. They're trying something different.

  11. 4 years ago
    Anonymous

    Every Arkane game bombs. It's a fricking miracle they've remained open this long. I still hope for a Shadowrun immersive sim from them once the MS buyout is finalized.

  12. 4 years ago
    Anonymous

    The game won't flop because its a bad game.

    It'll flop because it's just not that interesting of a game

  13. 4 years ago
    Anonymous

    >black protags
    >moronic invasion gimmick
    >Immersive sims don't do very well as it is
    >awkward PS console exclusivity after Microsoft bought Bethesda
    I predict Microsoft will let Arkane make one more swan song game before they end up being shuttered or sold off.

  14. 4 years ago
    Anonymous

    Their last game was a spin off of their most popular franchise but with a black woman and that flopped hard, so their big brain plan was to make their next game a new IP featuring a black woman. Is Arkane fricking moronic, it's like they are trying to go out of business.

  15. 4 years ago
    Anonymous

    Bros if black people feel alienated by white protagonists is it okay for me to feel alienated by black protagonists

    • 4 years ago
      Anonymous

      Literally no black people feel that way.

      • 4 years ago
        Anonymous

        All they do 24/7 is b***h about whites. It's literally the only thing they do in between their normal routine of violent crime and looting.

        • 4 years ago
          Anonymous

          Stop basing your opinions off white SJWs and twitter morons.

          • 4 years ago
            Anonymous

            not him but its true.

            • 4 years ago
              Anonymous

              uh huh.

    • 4 years ago
      Anonymous

      >if black people feel alienated by white protagonists
      they don't

  16. 4 years ago
    Anonymous

    the guns in dishonored/prey were like the textbook definition of "serviceable". why would they make an entire game based on shooting? just watch the trailer- it looks like you have an arsenal of nerf guns with the tips painted black

  17. 4 years ago
    Anonymous

    literally no one cares, we're all still buying it day one

    there are so many different ways to explore and dominate night-city, and the narritve has just as many branching paths. i'm running street kid, but the gameplay is so varied and deep that i'll have to replay it as a nomad afterwards

    • 4 years ago
      Anonymous

      I think the shill bot is broken.

    • 4 years ago
      Anonymous

      I fricking hate this board.

      • 4 years ago
        Anonymous
  18. 4 years ago
    Anonymous

    Game will be good but will sell poorly. As is the fate of every Arkane release

    • 4 years ago
      Anonymous

      They deserve better, they make solid games.

  19. 4 years ago
    Anonymous

    It'll be interesting to see what it's like now that Colantonio is gone. He seemed to be the one guy at the company who was truly passionate about keeping the dream of immersive sims alive. Harvey Smith too but he's not involved with this project.

  20. 4 years ago
    Anonymous

    Dishonored and Dishonored 2 suggest otherwise. Not to mention all other Arkane games. Imagine being such a racist that you dismiss a game because the protag is black even though the studio has a great track record.

    • 4 years ago
      Anonymous

      Dishonored 2 bombed. Only the first game sold well

      • 4 years ago
        Anonymous

        Another anon here. Was the second game at least well made?

        • 4 years ago
          Anonymous

          It fricked up in the plot department but is otherwise better than the first in almost every way. I really don't understand why it didn't do better.

        • 4 years ago
          Anonymous

          Extremely. I'm actually playing through it right now and the level design is top notch. Having two playable characters with different powers gives it more replayability

        • 4 years ago
          Anonymous

          Better than the first game in every way.

    • 4 years ago
      Anonymous

      Dishonored 2 flopped, so did Death of the Outsider and Prey.

      • 4 years ago
        Anonymous

        That somehow makes them bad games?
        They were all quite good overall.

        • 4 years ago
          Anonymous

          If they were good, they would have sold well. Good games sell well, bad games don't. That's always how it worked.

        • 4 years ago
          Anonymous

          Nobody said they are bad games, we said they are flops, just like Deathloop will be.

  21. 4 years ago
    Anonymous

    Black person game, No

  22. 4 years ago
    Anonymous

    I never heard of Death Loop before today.

  23. 4 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Dishonored 3 died due to black protag
    >I know, let's make the spiritual successor have 2 black protags!
    Are these people moronic?

  24. 4 years ago
    Anonymous

    Arakne still makes good games despite having been infected by the woke.
    Besides this looks like it might piss off the woke audience given the similar looks to blaxploitation films.

  25. 4 years ago
    Anonymous

    It looks fun, but I've got a bad feeling it'll release without anyone knowing and die silently

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