I've never played a pokemon game before, was recommended by a friend to play picrel. What am I in for?

I've never played a pokemon game before, was recommended by a friend to play picrel. What am I in for?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >What am I in for?
    A pokemon game. Platinum version to he exact.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Pokemon games are pretty nice rpgs. I recommend engaging in side content whenever it appears. Catch new pokemon whenever they appear too if you want.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Don't bother with the archaic games

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Play Following Platinum and use HxD so it runs at 60 fps. Literally the best way to play Slognoh.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the most boring game in the series

      and here comes the autism.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        What's autistic about following Pokemon?

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the most boring game in the series

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You’re not going to be able to look at your friend the same way after being recommended such an easy game series. I hope you’re prepared to understand that adult game fans such as myself are niche spergies.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Imbeciles that start a thread with "What am I in for" should be instabanned.

    You know what's the biggest problem with the modern consumer? Literally starved for dopamine that you need to be told how to enjoy a product.
    What's the point of this thread?
    Go play the game.
    See for yourself.
    Why sit in a thread where you will be spoiled, your expectations will be skewed and you will never have a single shred of an authentic experience.
    Think for yourself.
    Literally develop a brain and have the experience on your own.
    Stop waiting for others to tell you what to think, feel and do.
    Stop living life through proxy.
    We were never meant to learn so much of our life through proxy.
    We were never meant to be this detached from ourselves that we need other people to fill in the gaps for us.
    Stop making these moronic threads and asking these braindead questions like "What am I in for?"
    What you are in for is a life devoid of any authenticity. A boring dull and completely souless existence where your mind is nothing but a drone to other people's whims. A literal slave, mind and body forever stuck in validation and scarcity FOMO hell.
    This generation is completely fricked. Stop.
    Live.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Cry harder.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They're basically all the same. Mainly this

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This.

      Probably the peak of the series

      Yes. Pokemon "fans" who don't like this game will never understand what made Pokemon good. It wasn't made to attract noobs and normies with spectacle. It was made to please autistic Pokemon fans. Its difficulty, while not extreme, is challenging. It has large caves with maze-like layouts. The physical/special split makes it even more interesting than the GBA games and all the new moves and items just add to the strategic depth. The inclusion of so many new evolutions of older pokemon is cool. The final boss is probably the toughest and coolest one in the series. There's a ton of content including a huge postgame. I don't see how this isn't Pokemon in its peak form.
      And before you ask, I'm a millennial who started with gen 1.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You can only say this if you're a NEET consoomer that can just shovel in media daily and have enough time to waste with shit you'll end up not liking

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You can only say this if you're an overworked wage-slave that HAS to do his daily grind so your owner can have enough time to enjoy things you'll never end up doing.
        >b-but at least *I* contribute to society!
        Not unless you help produce tangible goods or work in the STEM field. And even then, the people on top make it so most of your effort goes to waste if it benefits them personally.

        TL;DR: Unless you are a man with a plan that truly helps others, you are no better than a person staying at home to play videogames. You are just dumb enough to have your time stolen by smarter sacks of shit.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Make sure to play on Set mode

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Probably the peak of the series

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Oh boy you've done it now, you-know-who isn't going to like that.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      this

      bad pokemon distribution, bad story, bad difficulty, bad map design, and bad battle frontier are the peak of the series

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >bad pokemon distribution
        /vp/ told me to only play with my starter so that shouldn't be an issue.
        >bad story
        Easily top 3.
        >bad difficulty
        It's a Battle Frontier game.
        >bad map design
        It doesn't really do anything different from the other in terms of map design.
        >bad battle frontier
        There's no Palace or Pike so that can't be true.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I agree XY is the peak of the series

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Is your algorithm broken? That's the best you could muster?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              XY has all the things platinum has but better so it's the peak of the series

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >XY has all the things platinum has
                No that's not right. Platinum has fans, XY doesn't. I don't count you as a fan either, considering you'd quickly throw XY under the bus to make SwSh look better.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I like XY.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                It doesn't have contests, or the underground, or secret bases, or postgame areas. The chateau is not an adequate substitute for the frontier, either, not even close.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                *maison
                Sorry, I'm not a Frenchy so I get them mixed up.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >It doesn't have contests
                But it does have PR videos which is better

                >or the underground
                But it does have Friend Safari which is better

                >or secret bases
                But it does have Amie which is better

                >or postgame areas
                It does have postgame areas. Cool lie.

                >The chateau is not an adequate substitute for the frontier
                No but the Maison is and it's better.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Some of those comparisons don't even make sense you braindamaged tard. This is why every other gengay laughs at Kalosgays.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                let me know when platinum has trainer customization, super training, destiny knot breeding, amie, triple battles, rotation battles, inverse battles, sky battles, ranked pvp, super mode battle facilities, and over 200 extra pokemon

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Let me know when Kalos has people that actually like it.
                Just out of curiosity, what does XY do better than USUM and SwSh? You did say it's the peak of pokemon too.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Literally none of that matters in the current day, XY is outdated and replaced for competitive play and the games that replaced it have all the QoL changes it made and more. All that's left to judge them for is the single player and it's not very appealing.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Literally none of that matters in the current day
                just like literally none of what platinum has matters in the current day

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                The majority of Platinum's content is still accessible to this day and judging by the current prices of the DS games compared to the 3DS ones it seems that more people want what Platinum has today then XY

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >The majority of Platinum's content is still accessible to this day
                ALL of XY's content is still accessible to this day.

                >b-buh muh ad populum
                >b-buh muh comparing physical only game vs game which was available on the eshop for nearly a decade
                not an argument

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >ALL of XY's content is still accessible to this day.
                It's accessible in that it exists, competitive play has entirely moved on to Gen 8 and so has most of the player base which is what any multiplayer game relies on. Platinum's shut down content is available by other means too such as fan servers for GTS/battling and DNS servers for Events
                >>b-buh muh comparing physical only game vs game which was available on the eshop for nearly a decade
                Platinum is available for FREE on any modern device and yet physicals copies of it are still at absurd prices.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >competitive play has entirely moved on to Gen 8
                Nope. People still play gen 6.

                >Platinum is available for FREE on any modern device
                Legally it isn't.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                why are we pretending platinum's single player is good?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous
        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Hating on based Pike
          Damn sinnohbro got filtered lol

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >the peak of the series
      Yup

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >terrible story
      >soulless bike road

      moron

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You'd be better off asking Ganker to be honest

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Platinum/HGSS
    Best "dated" experience
    >BW/2
    More streamlined, better monsters but not the species-experience to grow up with

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly, if you want the best "I want to get into Pokemon" game, Black/White is probably the best option since it's all of the QoL aspects that help players come back and probably has the best level curve of any of the games.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Its slow as frick, but could be comfy if that's your speed.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >XY "fan" goes silent and runs when asked if XY is better than the other 3D games
    Like clockwork. It's very obvious XY has no fans on /vp/. XY's legacy is just being used to attack 2D games or jerk off Galar, it's genwar bait, nothing more.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      ok but why am I supposed to think platinum is better again?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        If XY was better people would actually like XY.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The worst Pokemon game is still pretty fun, and Platinum is actually one of the better ones.
    But I'd still recommend HGSS or BW instead. The Sinnoh games are pretty tedious.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >complains Sinnoh is tedious
      >suggests BW instead of B2W2

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        well obviously by BW i meant BW and then B2W2 in that order

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        ? bw2 is more tedious than bw though.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You are about to enjoy one of the 6 very best games the entire franchise has to offer. Enjoy every city, talk to every NPC, explore every damn cave and digest all the content the game has to offer because as depressing as it sounds, it won't get better than this.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      only one of these games is good

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