Jennefer:
>Is a b***h
>Hunchback
>Whiny
>Control freak
Triss:
>Cute
>Smart
>Redhead
>Lets Geralt have fun
Jennegays BTFO.
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Jennefer:
Jennefer:
>Is a b***h
>Hunchback
>Whiny
>Control freak
Triss:
>Cute
>Smart
>Redhead
>Lets Geralt have fun
Jennegays BTFO.
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Triss is for virgins (because they want an ideal version of a woman that doesn't exist)
And Yenn is for cuckolds.
She also has a big PP
Shani :
>Beautiful
>Smarter than both
>Redhead
>Concerned for Geralt
>Kind
>Loves him period
>Doesn't take advantage of him
Trissgays, Yennegays, KNEEL
I get so triggered when normies say Witcher 3 looks dated already.
Don't be anon, normies don't know what dated means. A strong art direction and character design will alway BTFO the prettiest graphics.
Silent Hill 2 & 3 are great examples of this.
Who the frick says Witcher 3 looks dated? Are their eyes okay?
normies are braindead morons with no point of reference on anything because they consume only the most basic and highly marketed media
It doesn't look dated. It just plays like shit. It's still visually one of the best designed games with a decent plot and soundtrack. It's just a god awful gameplay loops because they can never decide between action or RPG in any of their shit, which was the problem with Cyberpunk as well.
Dunno what people expect from CD Projekt Red.
Shani met Gaunter and survived.
How many others can say the same?
I agree
Normally I'd go with ass>breasts but Yenn is such a fricking c**t I couldn't do it.
I don't know enough about this game.
But who is a virgin / only fricked Geraldo? Because that's best girl.
Shani is probably the only girl in the entire Witcher universe to fit that description. She might have fricked around in college but there is no evidence of it other than random flings with Geralt exclusively.
She literally first fricks Geralt because they're early to a meeting and have time to waste. She'd have fricked anyone.
But she didn't. She fricked Geralt, so that fits the description.
>but muh pure of heart waifuuuu
Doesn't exist in Witcher universe.
Shani was a prostitute in the books. She said she was accustomed to jumping out of men's windows after fricking after she banged Geralt randomly. But I don't take most of Sapkowski's shitty horny fetishism seriously so take that as you will.
He's such a moronic writer. People just frick each other for no reason all the time. It's like he's self inserting as Geralt and living out his own fantasies.
Triss more like PISS on my face
Is there another non porn game where the guy plows a woman as hard as geralt plows triss in witcher 2?
Syanna:
>cursed in a fairytale
>badass
>cucks vampire lord with a witcher
>has a hotter sister
>is imaginative
>Has a hotter sister
Syanna *IS* the hotter sister.
>running around outskirts of novigrad
>see qt pi npc
>think they must be an important npc later
>nope just a random npc
kinda blew me away that even the random fluff npcs could be cuties
Anna Henrietta:
>hot
>sexy
>cute
>rich
>powerful
>cute
still mad about getting cucked by the b***h I instructed in swordfighting
Her accent is too jarring. Everyone has this Cornish "olrite mate" farmer accent, others have a combo between wienerney (e.g. barons wife) ajd posh English, and where Geralt was alrwdy established he's great.
But her accent just does not fit, and always takes me out of the game. It's like a US grad student touring Europe, with her rich patents credit card. Tbh I didn't like any of them, though blondie was the most tolerable (despite not even being good looking).
Idk why people single out Triss for this when the entire wolf school is murican.
Maybe witcher schools develop a different unique accent since they are raised and live in secluded keeps away from civilization for centuries. Geralt even fakes a Rivian accent in the books.
>goth
only pro you need
Is it true that women with red hair are hornier and enjoy sex more than other women?
I can tell you from experience that this is true.
All of the women that I've had sex with were either brown- or dark-haired, and none of them enjoyed it.