Jesus fricking Christ this has some of the worst combat in any game, why do people like this?

Jesus fricking Christ this has some of the worst combat in any game, why do people like this?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They like it because most of the others like it because most of the others like it because most of the others like it etc

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >b-but...le story...le good characters...

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I can’t get pass that stupid botchling or whatever it’s called boss fight because I can’t focus on the enemy and the gameplay is so clunky. Fricking ac Valhalla does this better

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Skill issue.
        >AC Valhalla
        Taste issue.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Say what you want but at least ubishit had the decency to actually care about fluid combat

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >gets filtered
            >cries and sucks off ubishit
            embarrassing

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              They have the same mission structure moron

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                whatever helps you cope little guy

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >gets filtered
          >cries and sucks off ubishit
          embarrassing

          ubishit games actually have combat superior to witcher 3. in those you actually have a moveset and not just random ballerina twirling

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >can't get pass that stupid boss fight
        1. dodge + light attack vs. Wraiths
        2. use Axii on Botchling
        3. ???

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yrden tho

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They like it because most of the others like it because most of the others like it because most of the others like it etc

      https://i.imgur.com/adL3tkm.jpg

      Jesus fricking Christ this has some of the worst combat in any game, why do people like this?

      "IT'S BAD BECAUSE, UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH......"

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i dont get the hate for the combat. i think its good. compared to most open world games, it feels very fluid. i like the quick dodging and attacking. i also like having to know what enemies you are fighting and applying the right oils and using the right potions. the game is fun on deathmarch.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      just autistic kids who didn't even play the game
      combat is better than most rpgs like this

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      there is no such thing as a general hate for witcher combat, it's the same couple dozen from software slave fan boys over and over again
      they get their ego and sense of accomplishment in life from pretending to be part of a supposedly small group who beat a game they think it's extremely hard, so they have to shit on every single 3rd person rpg/action game that gets more attention then dark souls

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >muh fromsoft
        literally obssessed+projection, you absolute ape

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >oh no, no, anti-witcher threads are not created by sousgays, it's totally random people hating on a game they don't like for 7 years straight
          it's not only alphas in the west who despise, reject and ostracize you, Japan hates you too

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      combat itself is working. It's shallow but satisfying. Especially compared to w2. Its that its simplistic and boring and when you account rpg mechanics completely being broken , it sums up for a shitty system.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I ended up applying the auto oil mod. The constant going through inventory to reapply worn off oils really broke the flow of the combat apart. If I had done testing on it I would have just created slots like there are for bombs and potions so you can quickly reapply what you have in there.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Combat felt similar to Elden Ring or other Souls games and people praise those. Just dodging and attacking, dodging and attacking.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    better combat than souls series

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      friendly reminder DS and New Vegas are reddits favorite games.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        New Vegas and DS are universally loved. What are you getting at?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >universally loved
          by LGBT.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Still more fun than Dragon's Dogma. Complex jank aint got shit on fun simplicity in big budget titles.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Still more fun than Dragon's Dogma
      I like both games, but I've got to say I perfer Dragon's Dogma combat. That said, different types of games. And you're right, The Witcher 3 feels like a big budget game whereas Dragon's Dogma has many more pitfalls.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        the characters, voice acting, face models, facial animations, and graphics in DD are just so utterly laughably shit compared to W3 (even W2) so it's a tradeoff tbh

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Dont forget the fricking obnoxious Inventory management.

    LIke what the frick were they thinking.

    >Tab for alchemy, filled with bullshit
    >Tab for raw materials, filled with bullshit.
    >Tab for bullshit, filled with more bullshit.
    >Never know what shitty ingredient you will need in the future so its only natural you hoard everything like a fricking israelite.
    >More than 70% of the shit you hoard will be useless forever, and the other 30% seems like bullshit first but turns out after 20 hours it is SUPER DUPER IMPORTANT for crafting something that will be useless 5 hours after.

    Frick this game, aged like milk.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >LIke what the frick were they thinking.
      consoles. it started with witcher 2.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah it's trash

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Strip away the "lol grafix" and the "omg but the Baron quest!" and TW3 is just an extremely mediocre third-person hack-and-slash with janky and abusable half-baked combat mechanics and no RPG elements to speak of.

    But literally those two things, "lol grafix" and "the baron quest!" are enough to make people give it a 10/10 and defend it for a decade.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the combats bad, the character build options are dull, the RPG mechanics are bad, and the quest design is bad. when you ask TW3shills why they like this game they basically only praise the story and waifus, so its just some subjective nonsense. I personally thought the story sucked and so did the characters.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I've tried playing this three different times, pirated all three times. I can't even play this dogshit when it's free. Just bad.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Compared to what? Worst combat compared to what games moron?
    Compared to souls games? No contest, that's a whole other kind of combat few have been able to emulate or keep up with. But they only just released an open world game and W3 was like 7 years ago.

    What games are you pretending this has worse combat than? Mario? Some brown FPS? Asscreed? What game OP?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >some of the worst combat in any game
      Comprehension problems? If I say you are the dumbest Black person in existence, do I need to compare you to every single one of them?

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >why do people like this?
    "epic plot" apparently. Personally i fricking hated the game.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw filtered autists are still seething over tw3
    mentally broken

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      ya the multimillion selling AAA multiplat game that even console children have played is definitely high IQ couture art that only high IQs can appreciate ... right. only intelligent gentlesirs such as yourself could truly understand the red witcher sense vision holding your hand through every mission

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        you will never awake at the side of a woman smiling at you, pathetic low test weeb, souls game can be easily beaten by ANYONE

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          your seething unironically made me cringe. I will close this tab because of you. Godspeed moron

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >unironically made me cringe
            you unironically say "sweetie" to people who disagree with you on twitter

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    no if you have played the first two

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    There is no point for this game to be a open world

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Sure there is. This allowed the devs to go with
      >DUDE OUR GAME IS 200H LONG, SO GOOD MMMM
      >DUDE THE MAP IS A LITERAL GORILLION SQUARE KM BIG
      for marketing. Normies love garbage like this. They went with something similar for cp2077 as well. And then it turned out lots of placed that constantly pop-up everywhere are not even accessible.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Frick you. Velen was the most witcher like location out of all the games. W1 bog was fricking atrocious and tedious, Velen just made me want to prolong my time there as much as I could.

      It is a great game, best in the series story, lore and world building wise. Only things other entries did stronger is W1 trumps it with its alchemy system with W2 combat being more meatier and skill system more impactful.

      >inb4 codexians start rambling about W1
      Unlike rose tinted nostalgia gays I went through back to back on all three entries with the same save transfer very recently. W1 is the weakest quest design, location and story wise. What are not the main quests consists of witcher contracts which are fricking fed ex tier "grab me 10 drowner brains", locations are all repetitive (crypts and caves use the same assets and layouts everywhere) and the main storyline only got interesting in the detective part where it was painfully obvious that Javed had replaced him, instead of making it a bonus with very subtle clues and through players. Most enjoyable chapter overall was the one that had almost nothing to do with the main storyline and just dead stop breaks the flow of the latter.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Open world made the plot extremely dull because you can’t have any major events that change the world state. The good writers and devs must have fricked off after Witcher 2

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >proceeds to praise morrowind, gothic and fallout

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Same people who like Elden Ring

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I played through like 10 hours in just the first area of the game doing all the side shit and burnt myself out by the time I was done with the gryphon and before I even made it to one of the big cities

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    play on the hardest or second hardest difficulty

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    f i l t e r e d

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Only finished the first one. Tried the second and third at least 5 times each and I could never get into them, they get boring quickly thanks to the boring combat

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    A reminder.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You can keep your Golden Globe media awards, the only award I care about the Oscars

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    YOU'RE NOT SPECIAL, MILLIONS AND MILLIONS BEAT EVERY SOULS GAME, TENS OF MILLIONS, NO ONE GIVES A SHIT ABOUT YOUR RULES ON HOW SOULS GAMES ARE SUPPOSED TO BE PLAYED, YOU WILL BE FOREVER FAILED IN LIFE AND YOUR STEAM LIST OS ACHIEVEMENTS WON'T SAVE YOU

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The dodge is OP as frick and enemies telegraph their attacks like 30 hours in advance

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    fallout 4 over MGSV? OOOOOOOOOOOF

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    it's very immersive. perhaps the best white male power fantasy on the market.

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Potion build is good if you want more complexity

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the combat is good, the vast majority of people like it, no amount of threads will change that

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the vast majority of people never even finished the game

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        64.7% have the first achievement on steam, second one is at 54%

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          holy shit it's bad

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Heh. So nobody has actually even hardly played it, yet it’s so popular and renown? Hmmm what did they mean by this?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            because it's a movie game. many watched the cutscenes on youtube and pretend to like the game just like persona

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            the goty edition was on sale several times for $10 so a lot of people just bought it and didn't even bother installing it

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        that's true for nearly all games now sadly. i wish nintendo had achievements so we can see how many people beat botw.

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i think the problem is that most people roll too much. rolling feels clunky. it feels better if you just dodge every time instead.

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Witcher and Skyrim are pure 100% reddit tier trash.

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Jesus fricking Christ this has some of the worst combat in any game, why do people like this?
    >99% of wRPGs have dogshit combat, people don't play these games for the combat, at best it servers to break the pace

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >masterpiece

    "No!"

    Witcher 3 is a good game in the same way that a marvel superhero movie might accidentally be good. It's multi-million dollar, safe, focus-tested, corporate garbage for the masses. Literally its only purpose is to generate billions of dollars worth of profit from the low-IQ beer-guzzling McDonald's-eating ret.ards that outnumber real humans. Except this time, it also happened to be a good game.

    But masterpiece? This AAA normie marvel tier game, no matter how good it is, will never even approach the level of masterpiece or cult classic of something like Bloodborne. Because its focus is too broad. Appeal to everyone, excel at nothing. That's its motto, and every AAA game's motto. If the game happens to be good, great! But it will never be a masterpiece. There is no soul. No master spark of creativity, which is the very life force and essence that the word "masterpiece" refers to. Someone had a vision, and painstakingly crafted an artistic achievement by infusing their very soul on a metaphysical level into the finished piece. Not so with Witcher 3. It is a product, not art, and it is corporate achievement, not an artistic one. And it is certainly no masterpiece.

    Seriously how is this good? It's a dark souls wannabe ass game that's only positive is the female character models.

    This game might just be up there as one of the most over hyped games of all time beside the shit game half-life and final fantasy.

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Elden Ring damaged Witcher gays for good xD

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Shit like monster hunter exists and moronic shitposters pretend a game like witcher 3 has bad combat lmao
    What a fricking joke

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's actually fine combat. What's your issue with it? Are you bad at it?

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >why do people like this?

    Because it’s the only real AAA WRPG to come out since Skyrim and now it’s been just as long since Witcher 3 came out. I’m not sure why devs are afraid of the genre. All we get is garbage indie or low budget titles.

    There’s nothing else to play so they pretend the only thing presented to them is good

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Vanilla Skyrim has better combat. That game at least has variety and progress. W3 is 2 swords and 5 spells for 150 hours. Gameplay barely changes that whole time. I remember getting the crossbow early and looking forward to some ranged combat. Turns out it's just an autoland button for flyers. It's right up there with press X to follow auto detective mode overlay. It's not even terrible, just aggressively mediocre.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      haven't played skyrim (or any other elder scrolls) can you max every tree? As in, use certain weapon/spell for a while and then start a different one

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yes.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >skyrim left click combat is better because you can swing a sword OR an axe!
      Man living with such a low IQ must be wild haha.

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You will never frick a leshen

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I did on monster hunter world

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    LE POLISH INDY UNDERDOG GEM

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    play the first Witcher game then get back to me.

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    HOLY SHIT I LOVE FOLLOWING RED LINES FOR 30 MINUTES AND THEN FINDING OUT THAT LE MONSTER WAS LE MISUNDERSTOOD AND THAT LE HUMAN WAS LYING FOR THE 50TH TIME SUCH UNPARALLELED MORALLY GREY WRITING

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >In philosophy
      >Professor asks me about the concept of evil
      >Put on the spot, start panicking but remember a certain quote from Witcher
      >"Evil is Evil. Lesser, greater, middling… Makes no difference. The degreee is arbitary. The definition’s blurred. If I’m to choose between one evil and another… I’d rather not choose at all"
      >Professor looks stunned, class gives me a round of applause

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >whistles for magic horse
        >autoruns on road to quest marker
        >toucan sam vision activates
        >"Mhmm....giant slash marks all over the victim....a Drowner™, gotta be"
        >"Come on, Roach"
        >follows nose
        >guys in Drowner™ costumes appear
        >"OY BLOODY 'ELL FRICKING c**t SHIT FRICK c**t, IT'S A FRICKIN' WITCHER IT IS! GET "EM"
        >"Shit you stink" ALALALALALALALALA *sets guys on fire and they stumble and recover immediately, does a cinematic slash and cuts guys in half"
        >"Mhmm....Bandits™ pretending to be Drowners™......better tell the village head about this"
        >"Come on, Roach"
        >autoruns on road back to village
        >"OY BLOODY FRICK c**t WITCHAH, WOT ABOUT DA CONTRACT WESE PAIDS YA FOR YA BLOODY FRICKING c**t?"
        >"Just some bastards posing as Drowners™, here's proof shows flipper"
        >"OY KURWA, HERE'S YA REWARD DA WHOLE VILLAGE CHIPPED IN"
        >"Drowning in Danger" Complete AHHHHHHHHHH
        >10 crowns received

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Just kill all monsters tbh
      Even the sexy succubus who dindu nuffin. Your head is worth more on a platter

  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Use enhanced edition redux

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm reading about it but it mostly changes stats and skills

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's a mod for a mod, you need enhanced edition as well, so you should read up on that too. It makes combat way more interesting overall

  44. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    bad combat is actually… le good

  45. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    just made me want to play it again

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        YES, I LOVE WITCHER 3, BLOODBORNE IS DEAD

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Sex with ciri onegai kami-sama-san

  46. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    yes the combat wasn't great. But it was a shit ton better than other huge open world RPG games aka skyrim and other garbage.

  47. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Game is objectively pretty good, where any sort of unbiased take on it would rank it at least 7/10
    >Ganker: This game is objectively shit, has no redeeming qualities in way shape or form, and is just a shitty version of <some janky game that isn't really doing everything game does>

    Thinking TW3 is a bad game is obviously a contrarian take for sake of boosting your own ego and hoping daddy Ganker will agree with you. I didn't like the game either, because I thought it was too long and boring, but I'd be out of my mind to call it shit. Why are games either amazing GOTY or absolute shit on this board, when most games, and nearly every AAA games, are just okay.

  48. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Because you get to frick a long line of 10s

    ME is also hugely overrated. People forgive the boring combat and story because you get to frick aliens.

    Never underestimate the buying power of the coomer. Sapkowski knew what he was doing when he made his hero a nigh-immortal warrior who is immune to STDs.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I haven't read the books but wasn't he originally some hideous mutant freak? Was he really fricking hotties left and right in the books too?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The witches are also mutant hags with magical plastic surgery.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He was superhuman due to genetic mutation but the only physical difference he had was cat's eyes. Also Geralt specifically had white hair, a side effect of the genetic mutation that other Witchers didn't have.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        And yes, he was fricking a lot in the books too. The only big difference in terms of his romantic arc is that Yennefer is explicitly his soulmate, there is no question that she is his one true love. Triss is just a side b***h. They changed this for the games to give the player a choice.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

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