>Join vampire hunter faction. >They send you to kill a bunch of vampires

>Join vampire hunter faction
>They send you to kill a bunch of vampires
>Find ancient super important vampire with Elder Scroll
>Only option is to deliver her and her important Elder Scroll to ver vampire lord father. No option to kill her
Nice role playing game.

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why would you want to kill Serana? Are you a troony by a chance?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because I am playing a vampire hunter, moron.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Aaaaand what? If the vampire is harmless to you and in addition is hot, will you kill her?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes. That's what being a vampire hunter means.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Man, you are more heartless than vampires are.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah that would be a cool storytelling angle to play if Todd actually let you.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      rent free

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >can't be a troony

      nice role playing game

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not only is she a vampire she's also Molag Bal's sloppy seconds as signified by the choker bearing his likeness

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      laura baileys voice is more than enough to make me despise a character permanently.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Based

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          im not based, this c**t does the same voice in every game and I hate her guts.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Based

        im not based, this c**t does the same voice in every game and I hate her guts.

        Don’t speak about my wife like that.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Same with Nolan North and Troy Baker, once you start appearing in everything your voice just gets annoying since it takes you out of it. Nolan sort of worked in saints row 4 since there was the meta jokes I guess.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >why would someone playing as a vampire hunter want to kill vampires instead of helping them

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah Bethesda aren't very good at designing stories, just see Fallout 3's ending

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I LOVE MY VAMPIRE WIFE, SERANA!!!

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    if they simply implied that she has you under mind control it would make sense

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >i didn't like that.
    >maybe it's fixed in the new version
    if bethesda games were good they wouldn't need to release constant "upgraded" versions for people to buy.
    why do you think starfield is so fricking mediocre? so starfield 2024 edition is well received as a "large upgrade to the starfield formula we know and love"

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's Bethesda for you, since Oblivion, choice is dead.

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    magic exists in elder scrolls, she could have casted a calm spell on you until you find out that you need her

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      So shouldn't casting dispell on yourself give you an option to kill her?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        But maybe if you have enough talent to dispell it you would probably be smart enough to not just hastily kill her anyways when she could be important

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bethesda has never made an RPG

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    It really is a masterstroke of absurdity to make a DLC about vampire hunters, have vampire hunters recruit you, go to the vampire hunter fortress run by a guy SO extreme in his hate for vampires he got booted from the vigilants, go on your first vampire hunting mission and immediately become the lackey of a super special vampire princess.

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    My headcanon is that having a dragon soul makes you greedy and morally ambiguous by default so the born murderhobo Dragonborn kept Serana alive just to see where her home was so he could take everything that wasn't nailed down later. Hell he probably joined the Dawnguard for the same reason.

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >you can only suck blood via moronic looking magic spell
    this is the most embarrasing thing about vampires in skyrim, they had one job - and in fact did it beforehand - even the werewolves in this game have special animations for ending their victims mid-battle

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe its just a really badly written questline just like Thieves Guild, Companions and Mage's Guild
    >what about DB
    It was fine.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >join the companions
      >there is no way to advance up the chain without larping as a furgay
      The Silver Hand did nothing wrong.

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