Kek, no way this is fricking real. How do they frick up this hard?

Kek, no way this is fricking real. How do they frick up this hard? It's like a shitty Lords of the Fallen with a Harry Potter skin, you can't make this shit up. And then the UI, the animations, the art design are all so fricking sterile and soulless. This might just be the biggest flop we've seen in a while.

https://twitter.com/mageknight14/status/1621515741274202112

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >greentexting on Twatter
    pre-ordered another copy, troon.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Stop advertising your twitter here

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      you can't post webms here because WB is in full damage control and is DMCA'ing them.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Bringing more than hype, bringing games

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >make shit up
    >play like shit on purpose
    >make more shit up
    okay

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >greentexting on twitter
    >screenshotting your own tweet and posting it here
    fricking have a nice day cancer

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Don't care, never played troony Souls. This looks fun.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >this best selling pre order is going to flop

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >twewygay seething
    Buying two more copies

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Sounds like the average From Software game.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >only two attacks
    >enemies slide towards you
    >tactics just devolve into spamming hit and run attacks while rolling
    Witcher 3 thread?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Witcher 3 had rolling and sidestepping

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      i played with the gwent mod

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    why is he doing greentext on twitter

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >only two attacks
    You're fighting a troll with a giant club and it's just a tutorial boss. You're clearly going to be fighting dark wizards with what I presume would be different types of magical abilities.

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Wasn't that "just" the beginning of the game? Someone who watched the stream spoonfeed me, please.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Regardless of where it takes place in game, it shows the core combat, attacks, animations, etc. and it all looks horrible

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's literally the dodging tutorial, I think that's the first enemy you encounter in the story

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        it's about the complete lack of weight or intention to anything. A giant fricking troll with a club slides around, has no weight to any of its attacks, and just has a giant HP pool that you slowly chip away at.

        It's just really amateurish, looks like a 60s game on metacritic

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          He's not that giant really and just because he's bigger than you doesn't mean he's slower, I've seen some streams and this webm is not indicative of how the combat plays in this game, not even close

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Shill?

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >you can't make this shit up
    Except you can, this clip circulating is like saying RDR2 has bad gunplay because someone before launch showed a clip of firing into the dirt, it's just pathetic how scared people are of this game

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      RDR2 had terrible gameplay because it had between 12 and 22 frames of variable input delay at any moment on an platforms.

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    don't care for twitter stuff. but dunno why people expect studio that has only done bad and mediocre licensed shit to suddenly make something extra ordinary.
    sure it could happen but it's just not super likely

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Just pre ordered Deluxe digital edition, seethe about it troon

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Holy shit Elden Ring 2 came out already?

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    so like a dark souls game?

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >greentexting outside of Ganker

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Did you just unironically make Ganker post as tweet just to post in on Ganker?
    Have we reached the new low?

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Trannies are getting really desperate, lol.
    Still not canceling my pre-order btw.

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Is this the best you've got? Still not cancelling my preorder

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >big hulking dude
    >you'd expect it to be slow but have large, hard to avoid AOE attacks
    >instead we get le zoomy sliding zoomy zoom
    elden ring and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The amount of cope in this thread is insane
    You're playing a shit game that supports trannies

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      trannies hate this game though. which is it?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        They do. But this game has troony characters and let's you make your character a troony
        Thus it is a troony game

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Your hero is an Anti-Vaxx Fundamental Christian

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Fundamental
      is there a single sect that doesn't call themselves that? everyone thinks they "got it" even if their beliefs are wildly personal and different

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >greentexting on twitter to just screenshot and post it here
    why not just originally make the post here? attention starved homosexual.

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Harry Potter is a soulslike
    Why? Souls combat is tuned for melee. If anything, Harry Potter should be a paper/rock/scissors thing, where you have to select the right spell for the right task. More of a puzzle game.

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Lmao, weeks of shilling on this board destroyed by a single .webm

  29. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >meme arrows on Twitter
    >it’s phone Twitter
    Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm… perchance OP proven themselves the biggest of homosexuals, once again, privy?

  30. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Only two attacks
    >Not even counting basic attacks the screenshot the moron uses literally shows four spells slotted right there
    >Kek, no way this is real
    No it's not real, @mageknight14 and I think you know that.

  31. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    And people are seething over the dead space remake and re4 remake yet this is out lol

  32. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like Elden Ring combat. I'll buy two copies.

  33. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Is it really all it takes to make Ganker eat your AAA slop?
    Just advertise it as if makes libs mad?
    We are going to see a lot more of this kind of shilling here.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Just advertise it as if makes libs mad?
      Not libs, troons. People are so sick of them that they will seize any opportunity as a frick you

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Anyone who buys product with the explicit reason of making someone mad is a complete fricking idiot. A tool that can be exploited at any point by the outrage machine to buy thing.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          It was all worth it to see you seethe and dilate tbh and I didn't even buy it

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Your reverse psychology tricks don't work here, homosexual

  34. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't this the guy Barry beefed with back in the FFXV days and still mentions?

  35. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Check out the troonycord misinfo campaign bots in action! Can you smell the desperation?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, they are seething so much about us buying the game, lmao.
      Nothing those trannies say will make me cancel my pre-order.

  36. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    How have none of you fricks realized that white people can't make good combat systems? It's been like 20 years sign western games have gained dominance over Japanese games and yet none of these fricking white people can make a good combat system.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Only because there are a few good japanese devs like Capcom or FromSoft doesn't mean that there are a thousand shitty jap devs like Square Enix that just make anime cringe shit.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Name 1. FRICKING ONE. Western game whose combat can stand toe-to-toe with DMC, Bayonetta, or even KH2?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Star wars jedi knight

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Have you played Jedi Knight? I'll agree its the best lightsaber combat ever made, but it just devolves into flailing and force power abuse. It's good for what it is, but it's not that good.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              By kh2 did you mean kingdom hearts two? Because its definitely better than that.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                The sheer amount of options KH2 gives you puts Jedi Knight to shame. Drive Forms, Limits, Magic, Summons, and Melee are all well considered and give you a wealth of options to pick in any scenario.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                The combat itself is mediocre though. Being able to go in to a meny and choose fireball doesnt change that. If we're disregarding mechanics for options then you might as well say that elder scrolls has great combat.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                You can shortcut all the spells. Please play the game in the higher difficulties, the combat really shines when it's expected a competent person is playing the game. It's simpler than a lot of other action games, but it makes up for that with the amount of options and split-second decision making that's needed to succeed.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Sorry bro elder scrolls has it beat in options therefore elder scrolls has better combat. You can also shortcut spells in elder scrolls

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Please go back and play the game on the higher difficulties. Just because you can hit one button to melee your way through normal mode does not mean the combat is bad. If you use actually take advantage if all the options afforded to you it's something special and the speed at which you can swap between them it's great. Popping an enemy in the air and floating them with the fire special only to suck them back in to continue a combo is great.

  37. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    https://streamable.com/tqthpm

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The frick is going on with the audio?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I don't know. I thought it was just my computer but apparently its like that for everyone.
        I'm 70% sure its an AI voice put over the clip since there's an odd metalic buzz.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >two blacks and a troony
      funny how Harry Potter has like two black people in the entire series, but yet the game is like 50% black as if it takes place in South Africa or something

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      If this wasn't out of sync I might have chuckled

  38. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The most hilarious thing is people unironically acting like wasting $70 on trash with gender neutral bathrooms, no gender selection in character creator, and nonbinary characters is somehow "owning le trannies!!!"

    Just pure brain rot.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Livid troony, everyone can see right through you.

  39. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Legit looks more fun than that shitty elden ring game you all rave about

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      To be fair it's hard to find lower bar for fun than elden slop, people only play souls games to brag about finishing them.

  40. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  41. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    haha yes it is not the real is transexual make bad ok
    I will do the needful and buy more game make troony very mad ok

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      me too
      one game me buys = one troony killed
      me buy many games
      me kill many trannies

  42. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Your troon raid won't influence anyone in here

  43. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Predict the score

    >76 on metacritic
    >8.9 user score
    >Steam reviews are either mixed or mostly positive

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      All depends on how much they paid journos.
      Except Steam, gonna by mixed, maybe mostly positive if it isn't as bad as it actually looks (doubt it).

  44. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    liberal

  45. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    it's over for both troonys and morons that buy this. 2 down in 1 go. Very nice

  46. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I like how this was posted on Ganker and now we have a thread with a guy greentexting on twitter with the same video for a new thread.
    What a fantastic world we live in

  47. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >screenshot of a Twitter repost of a webm that was originally from here
    This place really is full of children.

  48. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    This guy was seething over people disliking TLOU2 lmao https://arch.b4k.co/v/thread/507872212/#507890208

  49. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    so, Elden Ring?

  50. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Buying the shitty licensed open world clunker from the developers behind Cars 3: Driven to Win will not, unfortunately, genocide trannies. This game is scooting by entirely on hate purchases.

  51. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    https://archived.moe/b/search/text/Mageknight14/

  52. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Is it out already?

  53. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    This game is peak goyslop
    If you support it you're basically kneeling to blackrock and globohomo

  54. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Attention all trannies ITT!
    I would just like you all to know that after careful consideration I will be buying not one but two copies of Hogwarts Legacy in the hopes that as I and my girlfriend are having fun exploring the world of Harry Potter you will be hanging from the ceiling with your bowels relaxing as your parents enter your room.
    Thank you for your undivided attention.
    Good day.

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