>kills your game and alienates your fan base. >thatll be 10k please

>kills your game and alienates your fan base
>”that’ll be 10k please”

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have no idea what that is in relation to

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      They're a consulting firm that makes games worse on purpose.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        If you’re wondering why gays and minorities are shoved into every AAA game today you have Sweet Baby Inc to thank
        >Founded in 2018, Sweet Baby Inc. is a narrative development and consultation studio based in Montreal and working around the globe. Our mission is to tell better, more empathetic stories while diversifying and enriching the video games industry. We aim to make games more engaging, more fun, more meaningful, and more inclusive, for everyone.

        what games in specific?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Alan Wake 2, GOW Ragnarok and suicide squad are in their catalog

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            no shit GOW ragnarok and miles morales were probably the most offensive, vile games I've ever had the displeasure of trying. they were so gross that I havent even bothered trying another western title since. now I see why they were so bad.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous
          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            you know Alan Wake 1 pulls the same white guy line right?

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              the only reason to play that shit game is for the memes, and drowning your gay kid

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                just going to ignore what I said I see

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                yeah that game is fricking dumb

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >pressure X to Sean!

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Post it homosexual, I played the whole game and all DLCs and don't remember that being there

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                So, no proof, mister gigantic gaylord?
                As I thought

                calm down b***h breasts I wasn't in the thread and had to go grab it once I saw your reply

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                But Alice is white you moronic homosexual

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                did I claim some black woman shows up and says it? no I said the same "white male" shit is in Alan Wake 1 and it is you comeplete fricking mutant waste of air c**t

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nobody should be surprised that northern europeans are self hating.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              So, no proof, mister gigantic gaylord?
              As I thought

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you’re wondering why gays and minorities are shoved into every AAA game today you have Sweet Baby Inc to thank
      >Founded in 2018, Sweet Baby Inc. is a narrative development and consultation studio based in Montreal and working around the globe. Our mission is to tell better, more empathetic stories while diversifying and enriching the video games industry. We aim to make games more engaging, more fun, more meaningful, and more inclusive, for everyone.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        That sounds like a made up work to cash in money, lmao.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Most work is. The economy right now runs off bullshit jobs. The insane surplus of people graduating from useless degrees means they need to be mopped into useless jobs to stop them revolting. You give them shit busy work. Consultants who bring about no change. HR departments. Diversity teams. Pay them and keep them busy and quiet.

          Go to your local hospital. For every doctor and nurse there are 6 non medical staff associated. Administrative bullshit jobs that seem to never end.

          Go to your local electrical company headquarters. People standing around a water cooler between the two emails they send a day.

          Half of society could be fired and it wouldn't change how it runs. These jobs are welfare for the midwits. Which is why I respect this company. They know it's bullshit. They know it's a big circle jerk but they decided to go all in and have dumb frick gaming studios pay them tens of thousands to let them know their game needs more gay shit. Needs more women. Pay me. Pleasure doing business. See you at the next game. You have to admire the balls to consult on such a bullshit useless topic and then charge money for it.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah tbh I’ve been thinking of cashing in on it. Just tell my boss I’m a gay and deserve to be king of HR or I’ll sue the company

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Canadians, always

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >be a talented developer/writer with years of experience
    >make a video game
    >the useless parasitic producers and middle-men that rise to failure above you decide they need to provide INPOOT
    >they have to justify their vacuuos existence by wasting the company's money in creative new ways
    >they call in a bunch of external consultants and agencies to fabricate problems and then conveniently also be the ones to solve them
    >this is all done with absolute 0 necessity as there are no actual industry or legal standards that require any of this
    >they spin this as "avoiding risk", "being ethical" and any other buzzwords they can find to explain why hundreds of thousands of dollars are being funnelled away from the development budget into entirely unrelated companies
    >BONUS ROUND: The consultants are mysteriously related in some way to the producers/middle-men
    >your artistic creation is torn to shreds and remade in the image of people with absolutely no investment in your project whatsoever, based on literal propaganda or decade-old trends that your competitors have stopped paying attention to
    >the game fails financially and critically because it's a soulless husk that appeals nobody. Studio wastes more money paying off reviewers, which was not required if they just didn't hire the meddling consultants.
    >studio turns around and blames YOU, the developer, for low sales. Middle manager fails upwards/leaves the company for a cushy position at the consultation agency that is the reason you didn't get a bonus this year

    Capitalism is a flawless system, btw.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah that sounds like a free market for sure.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >REAL free market has never been tried
        Commies and Ancaps are both fricking moronic.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          they'll end up starving to death, or become cannibals

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nepotism and insider trading aren’t unique to Capitalism

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The consultants are mysteriously related in some way to the producers/middle-men

      Riddle me this Ganker, Exiled i have been from 109 lands, i go to where riches are yet leave with blood shed from a thousand men not of my kind, i cast false tears when my true nature comes to light. What am i?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        a israelite

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        A goblin.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        A chud

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Cum inside baby logo
    They're not even trying to be subtle.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      they're ran by homosexual transgenders. what do expect? they want to groom children.

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    "NICE GAME YOU GOT HERE GOYIM, IT'D BE A SHAME IF SOMONE ACCUSED YOU OF ANTI-SEMITISM FOR NOT HIRING MY COUSINS TO EDIT YOUR SCRIPT"

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's only a matter of time before this shit runs out of pay pigs.

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >play spiderman 2
    >Mission where I have to help a student ask his boyfriend to home coming
    >Mission where I get to play as the deaf girlfriend of black Spiderman and go around spray painting walls

    In the quest to be inclusive and progressive people forget that we don't play games to sit around and do the shit we see day to day. We didn't get more playable venom because development time was spent making this bullshit.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Many games aren't written by gamers anymore. You will not be hired. It's kind of strange, Imagine writing a novel when you don't read books, or writing a movie when you don't watch film and actively dislike the people who do.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >wait a minute…..

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        The epidemic of failed writers in the gaming industry is astounding. These people hate videogames and think the medium is beneath them. They are failed film/television writers who have ended up unfortunately having to waste their talents on neckbearfs and their loser games. But fear not because we can elevate their mediocre medium into art! What stands in our way? Gameplay.

        The rise of the movie game is a direct consequence of dumbfrick writers thinking their dogshit story matters more than the game we are here to play. Every bit of gameplay is barrier between another Cutscene they can show you. When they realise they cannot show an hour of cutscenes without some blowback they decide instead on these infuriating walking segments. How many times in a Sony game have we just held forward on that fricking analogue stick while 20mins of dialogue is spewed at us? Brain dead platforming in god of war with only a single linear path possible and no fail state existing purely to slow us down so more of the phenomenonal writing can be on display.

        In Spiderman 2 the amount of time spent as Peter or miles walking around doing frick all in a game is unreal in how fricking boring it is. MJ missions return and they're as boring as ever. These complaints fall on deaf ears as they truly think the story they are trying to tell you is more important than you playing a game and having fun. Want to swing around? Frick you enjoy the walking sim segments while we hit you over the head with dialogue from failed Hollywood writers

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    oh boy new boogeyman? Is it safe to invest in sweetbaby coin are these guys literal whos?

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