>knows she can't get pregnant
>constantly teases everyone with her fat ass & breasts
What did Ivy from Soul Calibur mean by this?
>knows she can't get pregnant. >constantly teases everyone with her fat ass & tits
>knows she can't get pregnant
>constantly teases everyone with her fat ass & breasts
What did Ivy from Soul Calibur mean by this?
most fighters no matter how disciplined or undead are absolute coomers too. btw wasnt she 49yo but 5? goddamn someone need to retire this old thots
>btw wasnt she 49yo
I want to cum in this 49 year old hag non-stop day and night
namco found the cure for the wall called milking + fanservice
>straps visibly squeezing her thigh fat
it wouldnt be so jarring if the dudes didnt age too, but seeing as eg mitsurugi in SC5 which is younger (46yo) was grewing n shiet -- picrel
it's like lei wulong suddenly going from prime specimen in T6 to greying chubster in T7 when it's only set months apart, while all the older-than-him girls are staying fresh as if they were still in their early 20s.
But she is a virgin
>she can't get pregnant
is this true?
she can but she can't allow herself to get pregnant
fricked up, I know
I mean she's white so it makes sense
I think you're making this shit up. Is any of this ever stated anywhere in game ?
He is pranking you, but you you don't seem to have played any Soul Calibur game either, Ivy's basic background lore is that she took a vow of celibacy after becoming the sole heiress of the Valentine house after finding out she is a rape baby of Cervantes de Leon, Ivy is a born malfested and anyone born out of her is sure to be a malfested too, her potential offspring would be born completely susceptible to Soul Edge turning them into a slave.
I havent played since SC2
wtf that what my gf says too when I talk about having children
Be careful of any guy carrying a really big sword around her.
>really big sword
is that a euphemism for...
Yes. It's about noses.
>malfested
I really think the series died as soon as they started using this word.
this shit looks so much better than the goblina shit they use for her animations
someone needs to rip this already
>she can't allow herself to get pregnant
Why?
her bloodline -- she's born malfested due to being Cervantes' daughter.
I have no idea what that means. Does she have to have sex with her father only?
>Does she have to have sex with her father only?
how tf did you come to that conclusion after reading what anon wrote. too much incest porn m8
You can almost see her special place of baby factoring. Holy shit!!
I believe that was the idea
I love the idea of being too distracted by her beauty/charm to fight back
It's her strange manner of coping with the situation.
She is fully capable of giving birth just doesn't want to because of her cursed bloodline.
Learn the fricking lore goddamn secondary.
SC's lore stopped being worth the trouble for the longest
The fact Soul Calibur 6 went out if its way to reboot the series and retrace all the lore once more after SC5 went too offtrack says otherwise, Soul Calibur is a fighting series that takes its lore very seriously l.
Shut the frick up anti birthgay
Don't do it anon. Don't creampie that beautiful fat goddess.
here is the actual canon reason that you can ACTUALLY ASK ivy why she wears what she wears
the actual actual development reason why she wears skimpy clothing is because it was easier on the original soul calibur engine because her snake sword was already a cpu hog so the devs kept it simple and appealing
Built for big lizard wiener
>constantly
Only during fights, people who know Ivy outside all the SFM porn knows she actually dresses quite formally in her everyday life, her 2P outfit in Soul Calibur II is how Ivy actually goes around, when she is not wearing a frilly dress.
If Ivy wore this again Ganker would cry about Bamco kneeling to the mob.
I see the fricking artifacted jpeg moose knuckle there, and I just wanna suckle on it until I die.
Not if it stays an alt.
>boot up SCII
>enter trophy library
>start wagglan sticks with my foot
>bust GALLONS of nutty putty to my new mommy
good times
Ivy was unironically my first crush. I remember being like 10 or 11 and dry humping my TV while looking at her in trophy mode.
As a kid I fantasized about her dominating me, slapping me, whipping me, stepping on me with her boots. I went to an actual dominatrix and had her do those things to me. It was amazing but very expensive.
I can save (impregnate) her!
Try it.
>that face
What's Taki just seen?
>seen
Smelled*
The musty clam of a sleek gray fax.
which is funny because Sophie is in a similar situation and got pregnant anyway with two children
the result is....
She meant that breeding kink gays are disgusting freaks
Kink shaming is for bigots.
Why can't she get pregnant again?
she just chooses not to.
Dry old bags wearing skimpy clothes for attention; anon no well adjusted man *wants* to pickle her clam.
Soul Edge tainted body. Didn't want to pass on curse sword genes. Though now she has a new golem body so I don't know what her breeding status is.
>new golem body
That got reconned after 5
Looks like a piece of lint in her belly button
thread's dying. might as well post the full pic
there's a nude version as well but the clothed version reveals enough
>knows she can't get pregnant
Then I don't want it.