>multiplayer summons...a feature I relied on in the base game
this right here is the line
if you can't beat a boss with all the shit the game gives you(spirits, broken ashes of war, all the moronic spells, STR jump spamming, DEX bleedspamming, ARC rotmaxxing), and have to make another real person hold your hand through the encounter, you OBJECTIVELY didn't beat the game
harassed, huh? man. that's like worse than going without mental health care for years because deductible on your worthless health insurance is sky high
>plays 20 hours of a video game that is slightly bothersome to beat >comes out "born anew"
THIS IS THE LEVEL OF PATHETIC THE 21ST CENTURY SCHIZOID MAN IS AT
There is no such thing as an objective review. It's better to admit that you're biased at the start of your review and tell other people where your bias lies instead of pretending you're representing every game on earth.
I have no desire to know what any subhuman moron employed by kotaku thinks on any topic ever, I would frankly see them exiled from society for being subversive dipshits not given a platform to be morons from
I feel bad they’re going through it but holy shit this is not your blog. Imagine if you start a presentation at work like “This been a challenging project, one that’s forced me to confront my own issues with alcohol and the deterioration of my relationships. Everyday I wake up and ask myself if it’s worth the drive in, what if I just let the wheel slip a little on the ramp, would it even hurt? Anyway sales from last quarter were up 5% and we saw a lot more engagement with our online survey than we expected.” Like come on, do your fricking job like a professional.
>wtf id wrong with leftists? This shit is beyond mental illness
She's well aware what she's doing, it's a grift akin to what Grummz is doing. She makes like 50 Tweets a day desperately trying to bait engagement, this is her entire online personality. She does this for money.
lmao is it Alyssa? She only gets near endless "harassment" because she's a narcissistic c**t who opens her fricking mouth constantly to say stupid antagonizing bullshit, then instantly switches to "HELP THE CHUDS ARE HARASSING ME" crybully bullshit so her white knights and troon defenders will assuage her ego for a bit. Repeat ad nauseam.
Yes, it's written by Alyssa. And her entire Twitter feed is bragging about how much she's going to dunk on le chuds with this article. Talking about the game was never her goal. Honestly, I wouldn't be surprised if this very thread was made by her.
looks like they are calling out the insanity of the journalist. So yes, they are indeed sane
Let me guess, you think cutting off your penis makes you a woman?
Game journalists serve no purpose in real life. If every singe one of these freak died right now literally nothing would change. Or, I take it back, the world would actually be better since these "people" aren't around to absorb resources so they can make their entire life about crying like a little homosexual about everything
could you imagine waking up ever day and acting like this little weak b***h lol. This b***h deserves death. The law of nature demand it.
>baiting trolls for hateful comments so you can say "see? see? I'm being persecuted"
it's all so tiresome. glad I checked out of vidya "journalism" years ago. the only time I'm even aware of this stuff is when I see a post like this here.
So Kotaku is just a glorified blog now? At least more blatantly than it was before. I hope AI takes all of their jobs and Merc**te has to go back into prostitution.
>multiplayer summons...a feature I relied on in the base game
this right here is the line
if you can't beat a boss with all the shit the game gives you(spirits, broken ashes of war, all the moronic spells, STR jump spamming, DEX bleedspamming, ARC rotmaxxing), and have to make another real person hold your hand through the encounter, you OBJECTIVELY didn't beat the game
>hey i got harassed
>did i mention i got harassed
>by the way, i got more harassment
Aaah, game journalism at its finest.
You just KNOW she absolutely gets off to being harassed.
I WAS ROIPED
BOI MIN
harassed, huh? man. that's like worse than going without mental health care for years because deductible on your worthless health insurance is sky high
>plays 20 hours of a video game that is slightly bothersome to beat
>comes out "born anew"
THIS IS THE LEVEL OF PATHETIC THE 21ST CENTURY SCHIZOID MAN IS AT
The frick did any of that have to do with the DLC?
>make it more about himself than the game
what a huge homosexual
Writer is a woman
What a total fricking TWINK.
There is no such thing as an objective review. It's better to admit that you're biased at the start of your review and tell other people where your bias lies instead of pretending you're representing every game on earth.
>woman
Surprise surprise
reading all that
>giving a singular frick about what goyim journalists have to say
ngmi
didnt read
This is parody right
Where is Hulk Hogen when you need him. Tsk.
Nope.
Sadly it's not
She genuinely is just this narcisstic.
These gays always turn their game reviews into a personal memoir, every single time...
Kotaku peaked with that one Diablo 3 article.
Humiliation ritual
I fricking hate women. Nice vidya review.
We know incel.
It's not a photography, but the principle remains the same anyway.
Hunter S Thompson and his consequences were a disaster for journalism.
i think he may have agreed
I have no desire to know what any subhuman moron employed by kotaku thinks on any topic ever, I would frankly see them exiled from society for being subversive dipshits not given a platform to be morons from
I feel bad they’re going through it but holy shit this is not your blog. Imagine if you start a presentation at work like “This been a challenging project, one that’s forced me to confront my own issues with alcohol and the deterioration of my relationships. Everyday I wake up and ask myself if it’s worth the drive in, what if I just let the wheel slip a little on the ramp, would it even hurt? Anyway sales from last quarter were up 5% and we saw a lot more engagement with our online survey than we expected.” Like come on, do your fricking job like a professional.
>paralleling my real life
Stopped there, a real Dave Carnie “write about anything but the point” time waste.
>videogame review
>talks about homophobia and misogyny for whatever reason
i fully support AI slop replacing these individuals
wtf id wrong with leftists? This shit is beyond mental illness
who the frick thinks this shit is normal lol. These people should be executed
>wtf id wrong with leftists? This shit is beyond mental illness
She's well aware what she's doing, it's a grift akin to what Grummz is doing. She makes like 50 Tweets a day desperately trying to bait engagement, this is her entire online personality. She does this for money.
lmao is it Alyssa? She only gets near endless "harassment" because she's a narcissistic c**t who opens her fricking mouth constantly to say stupid antagonizing bullshit, then instantly switches to "HELP THE CHUDS ARE HARASSING ME" crybully bullshit so her white knights and troon defenders will assuage her ego for a bit. Repeat ad nauseam.
Exhibit A)
Yes, it's written by Alyssa. And her entire Twitter feed is bragging about how much she's going to dunk on le chuds with this article. Talking about the game was never her goal. Honestly, I wouldn't be surprised if this very thread was made by her.
Ameriacns are such unlikable, disgusting people in every way, I genuinely would not shed a tear if they got firebombed and nuked to the ground.
Totally sane people btw
>Totally sane people btw
I'm so sane I'm disgusted by America and everything it excretes upon Eurasian civilization
america is shit because it got conned into following the european model by european israelites. you literally shit your own bed, europoor
looks like they are calling out the insanity of the journalist. So yes, they are indeed sane
Let me guess, you think cutting off your penis makes you a woman?
Game journalists serve no purpose in real life. If every singe one of these freak died right now literally nothing would change. Or, I take it back, the world would actually be better since these "people" aren't around to absorb resources so they can make their entire life about crying like a little homosexual about everything
could you imagine waking up ever day and acting like this little weak b***h lol. This b***h deserves death. The law of nature demand it.
>Mind instantly goes to trans people
Obsessed. You are an egg waiting to get cracked.
>The people that cream themselves over ER haven't played any other Fromsoft game
It explains so, so much.
imagine showing up for work as a plumber and instead of fixing someone's toilet you instead complained about how your back hurts for 30 minutes
>he needs to read a game journalist's review about this DLC at all
You are just looking for something to get mad at.
I love her
same shes perfect
so trashy
>angry middle aged men
homie YOU ARE 40
>baiting trolls for hateful comments so you can say "see? see? I'm being persecuted"
it's all so tiresome. glad I checked out of vidya "journalism" years ago. the only time I'm even aware of this stuff is when I see a post like this here.
Sounds like xhe didn't beat the game
So Kotaku is just a glorified blog now? At least more blatantly than it was before. I hope AI takes all of their jobs and Merc**te has to go back into prostitution.
>here is my elden ring review 😉
>ME ME ME I I I ME ME ME I I I
You don't hate ~~*journalists*~~ enough