Krystal should have her own spin-off game.

Krystal should have her own spin-off game.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    no, she shouldn't

    • 2 years ago
      J.T.

      Yes, she should. And besides, Nintendo will regret canceling Dinosaur Planet.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Agreed. She's badass.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah
    A Dino-gangbang simulator

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Only if Dr Comet is involved

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    She's practically Naked lol

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      She's a fox, so it's okay

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What kind of background does she have where she's perfectly okay joining up with a mercenary group?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Background? There's pretty much nothing to her character from both English and Japanese info

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I always thought she would make sense to replace Peppy, as he is in Assault in a support role. She's psychic or whatever and no background as a pilot unless you count that shuttle thing she flies in Adventures so she would make sense as a tactical advisor.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Krystal is a terrible psychic. Perhaps the worst one I can recall in video games. She's practically useless and more of a liability than an asset

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous
          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Apparently dumbass doesn't see the irony.

            [...]
            She sensed a distress call from halfway across the galaxy. The hell are you on about?

            That's a magic staff and on a planet full of magic. She can't do suit on her own

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >She sensed a distress call from halfway across the galaxy.
              A distress signal sent by a more powerful psychic Andross who baited her into a trap. She did it again on assault when the aparoids attacked sauria to divert star fox away from corneria

              I'm not really seeing how this is supposed to paint her as a bad psychic though? I mean if the issue is that she doesn't use her powers in gameplay, that's another matter entirely.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >I'm not really seeing how this is supposed to paint her as a bad psychic though?
                It doesn’t. He’s just one of those “girl character got the spotlight in my sausage fest furry IP and I’m going to be bitter about it forever” types. Same thing happened with Amy Rose. Same thing happened with Isabelle. Same thing will always happen when a vegana breaks up a gay shipping headcannon.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                It means she only received signals from other telepaths who themselves can communicate to non telepaths. Krystal also is very limited with what she can read and how to interpret the signals. It also never serves a crutial role at all since the distress from sauria could easily have been replaced by an sos sent by a beacon or something since sauria does have the technology for such things.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I can’t tell which is worse, the ”I hate girls grrrrr” energy radiating off this post, or the admission that you don’t play many video games if you genuinely can’t think of a worse telepath character.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Name a worse telepath than Krystal then

            • 2 years ago
              J.T.

              No one but Raven, maybe?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >"Perhaps the worst one I can recall in video games."
          >not Psycho Mantis, who gets thwarted by a gimmick
          >not any of the Golden Sun adepts who'd rather use their mind reading on dogs than prevent most of the plot's misunderstandings from happening by reading the minds of the "antagonists"

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Those psychics are proven to be actually good at their powers despite not using them in the most useful ways. Krystal is just bad at it

        • 2 years ago
          J.T.

          A damsel in distress, if you know what I mean. She doesn't deserve that role. In fact, she deserves to make a comeback as a main heroine.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Her original backstory was that she was investigating the distress call from Sauria literally just because she was a kind heart who wanted to help people (the whole "homeworld blew up" thing wasn't meant to be a part of it). After getting rescued by Fox she probably just thought, "Hey, these guys are exploring the galaxy and helping people, so I'll help them." It's less that she saw them as mercenaries and more that they were heroes. War heroes, maybe, but still good guys.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >help people in need
        >get paid for it
        Yeah, I guess that would be a total win-win or her. And a nice boyfriend as a bonus.

        • 2 years ago
          J.T.

          At least until Command, when Fox forced her off his team, only for him to regret for his stupid actions.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Just let Krystal die. Why not focus on the real Krystal from dinosaur planet?

    • 2 years ago
      J.T.

      They’ll focus on the real Krystal, but only if she's wearing her regular sexy-looking outfit.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You should stop being a furry

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The saluki pilot from cuphead is more deserving for a spinoff than krystal

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    We could call it Legend of Krystal

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    We should call it Dinosaur Planet!

    • 2 years ago
      J.T.

      Dinosaur Planet is a better choice.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    What do you even want to accomplish here? There was a genuine star fox thread not too long ago and things were fine until the end when someone spammed Krystal porn which caused it to be pruned. Can you please stop sabotaging star fox threads? It just makes people more resentful at krystal.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      His goal is to ruin starfox threads. This thread is worth ruining though so it doesn't matter this time.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        But why? There were threads with no Krystal whatsoever before yet this guy shows up and ruins things. Is it so wrong to want to talk about a sfw series I like here?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          He doesn't want any threads about games with anthros to exist so he goes on furry sites, download a shit ton of porn of a character from the series, then post them all in the threads using a vpn. It's pretty pathetic

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Because these buttholes think that because this is Ganker, it MUST be LOLRANDOMEPICKTROLL at all times. And the mods are either unwilling or unable to get rid of them for whatever reason.

            These people really need to get laid and find more productive use of their free time

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Apparently dumbass doesn't see the irony.

            Krystal is a terrible psychic. Perhaps the worst one I can recall in video games. She's practically useless and more of a liability than an asset

            She sensed a distress call from halfway across the galaxy. The hell are you on about?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >She sensed a distress call from halfway across the galaxy.
              A distress signal sent by a more powerful psychic Andross who baited her into a trap. She did it again on assault when the aparoids attacked sauria to divert star fox away from corneria

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Because these buttholes think that because this is Ganker, it MUST be LOLRANDOMEPICKTROLL at all times. And the mods are either unwilling or unable to get rid of them for whatever reason.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I agree it doesn't matter this time but a thread has to matter at some point. I miss the threads where people just post sf64 lines

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        homie, Krystal is 50% of the reason why anyone still cares about this corpse of a franchise. And the other half is Smash Brothers, so I'll take threads from obsessed coomers over unwashed morons b***hing about which Shonen Jump character they want in daddy Sakurai's game. At least that way we can piss off the jannies.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          you are a part of the problem

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            and you're too young to be posting here.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's the same way with lots of different threads. There's a bunch of dedicated shitposters who seem to exist solely to make it impossible for anyone to actually discuss anything around here. I don't get it, and it's damn obnoxious.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is she some kind of Nudist?

    • 2 years ago
      J.T.

      No, of course not. All Cerinians are like that.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They should make her barefoot with high detail pawpads.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What do you think Krystal smells like?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Blueberries

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Krystal is a fox

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I swear one of these days Krystal is going to end up in the same vault as song of the south

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I hope Krystal never comes back. Her fans don't deserve her

    • 2 years ago
      J.T.

      We'll see about that!

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    She is an abomination. Dinosaur Planet was her only passable role, then she became a pinup harlot in Adventures with a used porno pole as a desperate way to reel in hornboys. I'm convinced gaynoculars were in the game solely so you can upskirt her. Only good thing she did was giving our lonely hardworking Fox some much-needed poontang after the game (oh it was cutely implied, but the cut line about kissing means everyone in the room sure as shit knows she'll at least be taking his dick in her mouth that night). Come Adventures and wow, she's still around and got worse. She not only replaces Peppy "Motherfricker" Hare, but she's sub-Slippy. Literally all she does is get herself into worse situations than Slippy, who is at least useful in this game and develops a bit. All she does is go "Focks" with bedroomeyes, no one points out she's obviously sleeping with him. Her mere presence in the story proves that she is a danger to herself and others. Her important scene is to telepathically receive a distress call from Sauria again, right? So they go and barely manage to save a handful of dumbfrick dinos that really should've died off millions of years ago from their own dumbfrickery (hell in Adventures no one but Krystal gave a shit about these pathetic backwards creatures, it was always 'wtf why's a fricking planet falling apart like some shitty Andross experiment'). Then..OOPS! TURNS OUT THIS DISTRACTION WAS JUST WHAT APAROIDS NEEDED TO DECIMATE CORNERIA-FRICKING-CITY! THAT'S RIGHT, IF KRYSTAL WASN'T THERE TO STAND AROUND AND LOOK PRETTY LIKE A VAPID prostitute MILLIONS MORE LIVES WOULD'VE BEEN SAVED! APAROIDS DIDN'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT DINOFRICK PLANET AFTER ALL, THIS WAS JUST TO LURE FOX AS FAR AS POSSIBLE FROM CIVILIZATION! That, my friends, is why she sucks ASS. And this isn't even getting into the unwarranted emotional abuse she suddenly pulls on Fox in Command, like holy shit if you defend her actions in that game you have to be a moron from a broken home.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I have a better companion pic for your pasta, for the next time you post it.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        is krystal supposed to be yoko ono or something

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      She's more wood than woman now. Twisted and evil

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    She's Half-Naked lol how embarrassing.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      At least in the dinosaur planet setting it sorta makes sense and fits the theme. Assault Krystal objectively dresses like a bawd. How does one justify that outfit?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Pretty much everyone dresses up like a bawd in Assault to be fair. Just look what happened to Wolf and how became a gay furry's wet dream.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Is everyone working on assault a bunch of gays? What even was happening during development of that fricking game

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Each of the pilots needs to be playable, and have their own stats and special abilities.
    >Fox- balanced, issues orders to the others
    >Falco- high spd/low def, flash step
    >Krystal- high def/low atk, can make enemies attack each other
    >Slippy- high atk/low def, can disable enemy craft
    Peppy- high atk/low spd, i-frames when dodging

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Allow me to introduce you to Star Fox 2 and Star Fox Command

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        How come Krystal gets 2 ships when everyone else gets 1?

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    You've been doing this for 2 hours. Get a life.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    not him, and I love Krystal nudes. But you don't need to be an obnoxious c**t about it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      he doesn't like krystal lewds himself. his plan is to ruin starfox threads.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I stand corrected.

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    over an hour, very fast reaction time mods, so brave and stunning

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    wow.

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Krystal is sexy

  28. 2 years ago
    J.T.

    I wish Rare could win back Krystal and reintroduce Dinosaur Planet.

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