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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    no

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What's your favourite settlement in the game? For me, it's Toprock Hustleburg.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      best large-scale cities are Tali and Bigcook. best small scale domain is Specked Castle.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    how do I know where to put my first settlement?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Your first settlement will be randomly placed, probably on Paradisia which is a sweltering shithole even in the winter. After 24 hours you'll be able to place another domain wherever you want provided it's far enough away from an existing settlement and is on an appropriate tile. You'll want to look for access to wood (although some trees like jungle ferns and kapok trees don't produce any wood so don't let them get your hopes up), a rock formation like limestone, granite, or sandstone, and then maybe some plains or meadows to give you the option to farm. You can create up to 5 lords and have multiple domains so you can specialise your domains eventually. You're also welcome to send a lord to Ingerland to ask questions and talk with others in game.

      Hamlet or religious foundation

      Hamlet is usually a better option unless you want to roleplay as a monk. Foundations are useless unless they're upgraded to a priory and that upgrade requires a bishop or above to promote you so you'll need to ask around.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Your first settlement will be randomly placed, probably on Paradisia which is a sweltering shithole even in the winter.
        It's -9C
        Maybe it's different because I'm restarting after trying again after playing for a couple days a year ago

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          The continent you start on is random and in this case you're probably on Terra Occidentalis. Agriculture will be difficult for another month or so but you'll still be able to do a lot especially manufacturing since cold temperatures are preferable in that case.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Am I supposed to start with zero resources, how do I build anything to get resources, just convert tokens to currency and buy what I need from the market?

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Yes, you'll start with 0 resources. You can either convert tokens to money or you can use your starting workers to do things like cut down trees to sell or quarry some stone and sell then buy what you need to build things. Since you're close, you can send a lord to https://www.landsoflords.com/map/10663W29481N so you can ask questions in game since you'll probably get replies quicker and more help that way.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Ok I just built a plantation and bought some stuff to train my settler dude as a farmer
                I am on my way 🙂

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >just convert tokens to currency
              at the very least, use tokens to cut a tree down and sell the wood

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Hamlet or religious foundation

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      religious foundations are useless unless you want to troony rp

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Godson is Brexit's alt who wanted to prevent Ingerland from joining discord faction

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Godson
      shhh don't say that name
      It makes trannies mad

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Godson is the only guy I would trust to be anywhere near my wife and I would beat this b***h if she didn't accept his advances

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    gettin about that time in Paradisia

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    tokens up me arse

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >level 1 basketmaker has a higher braiding skill than a level 3 ropemaker in spite of having the same equipment
    >basketmaker doesn't have the ability to autoproduce ropes and nets both of which rely on the braiding skill
    >have to pair him with a ropemaker to get the best quality
    It's all so tiresome.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know who this 'Godson' person is but he sounds like a pretty cool guy

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The only person who would say this is Godson himself.

      Hello, Godson.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        meds, now

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    On September 21, 2023, there will be seven (7) continents:

    Terra Orientalis
    Terra Occidentalis
    Endor
    Paradisia
    Spring Continent
    Summer Continent
    Fall Continent

    Are there even enough Lords for all of this Land?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      We need to launch a recruitment campaign across all the chans

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >no Eressëa
      >no Frigos
      Admin should bring back the 0 km^2 microcontinent memes.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Kaldor
        it still amazes me at how incompetent Tritus was
        like he couldn't even win a single battle against Tilea lol

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >the nessos canal never got completed

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I thought Jozette completed it unless you're talking about a different canal.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            he did? I thought the continent sunk before it could be done

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              I remember that isthmus being pretty thin and him abandoning the hamlet after a few months so I assume it was completed.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                no i didn't finish it, i had to move the slots to Ingerland to beat the devil out of Kast
                t. jozette

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Yes.
      Previous map was bigger and it felt okay.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        there used to be more active players tho

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Don't worry, Blackwood will just make more alts to fill up the empty space.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    storage space up me arse

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    https://www.landsoflords.com/arm/org/46003
    what goes on here?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >not a single goldsmiths, israeliteellers or gold mine in sight
      poor effort

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Battering ram UP me arse

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    President of Varkia crying about woodcutters on the forums like a fricking homosexual
    Embarrassing and cringe

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      holy fricking shit what a fricking crybaby homosexual loser, not even memeing. dude needs to shut the frick up

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      qte?

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You're in the tavern when this knight walks in and cuts you in half with a single swing, what's your response?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >heh nice try but it's not friday the 13th so you can't kill me muhahahahahaha

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Nice scripts you have there homie

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >walks in and cuts you in half with a single swing
      >doesn’t prance unto thee and cleft thee in twain with but a solitary stroke

      Honestly why bother

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        prancing is not a knightly mode of ambulation

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Where the fook is the new island admin you c**t?
    Nobody wants to spawn in fricking African Slavkanda ffs

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      new continent in 2 more weeks

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      MARCH 20TH is when new continent drops
      2 more weeks

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        New guy here, should I wait until then to join?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          if you want to play just do it now
          there's no advantage to waiting

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          you are better off spawning now, earn as much coin as possible (just spam chop down trees and sell the wood - Id probably just go for carpenters, bricklayers and woodcutters in your situation) and then start a domain on the new continent when it releases (another benefit to this is that you can choose exactly where to settle)

          Use the 2 weeks playing to learn as much about the game as possible

          If you wait youre just handicapping yourself when the new island comes out

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          dont lisent to the coping homosexuals,you dont wanna spawn on a cotinent that will sink
          WAIT

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            every continent will sink, dumbass

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    is Admeme still spawning new players on old shitty continents?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      New players spawn on the most recent continent.

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Getting Godson banned is what ultimately killed Ingerland.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Ingerland died the moment Grug was murdered by that moronic homosexual whose name I can't even care to remember

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous
        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Vytis you god damn homosexual I hate you so much

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The FIGHTIN' Godsons

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Ingerland trying to convince noobs to spawn on Africa so they can try and groom them to come live with them on Nonce Island when they realise how shit it is and that all the good resources have already been taken instead of waiting two weeks and getting a good starting spot somewhere that isn't going under the sea in less than year is why nobody likes you fricking wankers any more

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >getting a good starting spot
      the game doesn't give you "good starting spots"
      moron
      you have to find a good spot
      which is easier to do when you have 5 lords, a two-week jeton bank, and cash to work with

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    its funny seeing all the non-ingerlish posters knowing that their groups are so dead that they have no hope of recruiting new players and so they would rather tell people not to play the game at all
    The only thing newbs need to know is that starting location means nothing as you can create a new domain for free on the new continent anyway (and you get to choose exactly where)

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    So what differences are there between Tilea and Ingerland?
    I see none.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Tilea wins wars it starts.

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    how do i play this game it's telling me to go to the farm to train farmers but i dont know where the farm is

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      i tried making a settler into a woodcutter but it said i needed an axe for that help i do not have any axes

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      step 1: make money
      step 2: build army
      step 3: threaten people into ERPing with you

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      i tried making a settler into a woodcutter but it said i needed an axe for that help i do not have any axes

      Starting hamlets start with a building called a farm and you can send a worker there. To buy things needed to train a unit, click on the missing item and a pop up should appear that lets buy the item.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        okay, thanks. can you explain all these different alliances/nations to me? i want to know what I'm dealing with if I have to do diplo.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          also uhhh how do i get settlers to not be settlers, just train them or what?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            yeah train them on the relevant tile (the place they will be working. eg: a farmer you train on a farm, a miner you train in a mine)
            you can also build a school and train units there in most jobs. this is particularly useful starting out as it sorts the jobs by how good the settler will be at them based on stats. You also need a school to upgrade your domain so its a good idea to build one as early as possible

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >stats
              how do they work

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                This post explains it fairly well: https://www.landsoflords.com/arm/org/12227/147922
                A unit having good stats/attributes relevant for a skill increases it's competency in said skill. (see the "skills" ledger for the info on this, although there is a much more readable table in the post I mentioned).
                Be warned though that some jobs have the wrong ''suggested'' attributes, this is to make you suffer

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Ingerland
          The faction in the far north of the world that is mainly made up of posters from /vst/. You can add a new family member every 24 hours so when you get another one, you can send them to Ingerland to talk and ask questions in person where you might get a faster response than in the thread.
          >Caelum
          The empire that Ingerland is a part of who is fighting a war against Kerasia.
          >Tilea
          Discord trannies who mainly inhabit the southern part of Terra Occidentalis and the entirety of Terra Orientalis.
          >Various federations on Endor
          Mostly Russians and generally anti-Tilean.
          >A bunch of principalities on Paradisia
          Mostly Russian and probably aligned with some of the groups on Endor.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            So everyone playing this game is /vst/, discord or russian? Isn't it a french game?

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Kerasia, another kingdom near Kerasia named Logres, and maybe half of Tilea are French.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            you are talking to me like i know what the continents are

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >no new godson songs
    someone make one out of this

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    yesbox time too make my 5th account, play for like a month, and then delete it

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >slowly less and less annoying mentally ill russian players bc they’re all getting drafted to get raped and killed in israelitekaine
    fricking kek

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      They haven't managed to get a foothold in Ukraine and they wont manage to get a foothold on the new LoL continent either. what a nation of cucks

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >fifth of the country
        >not a foothold
        lel

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          wow you vatniks managed to take some fields! I'm sure the 2 day special military operation will be won in just 2 more weeks

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Russia is now on the 8th month in a row of being completely out of ammunition, fuel, food, or breathable oxygen. Maybe the rumors of necromancy are true!

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >Russia is now on the 8th month in a row of being completely out of ammunition, fuel, food, or breathable oxygen
              that's probably why they haven't made any gains for 8 months then

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                How hard is it to push out an army with no food, ammunition, fuel, or breathable oxygen from 20% of your country backed by the entire west?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                ask in a ukraine thread.

                This post explains it fairly well: https://www.landsoflords.com/arm/org/12227/147922
                A unit having good stats/attributes relevant for a skill increases it's competency in said skill. (see the "skills" ledger for the info on this, although there is a much more readable table in the post I mentioned).
                Be warned though that some jobs have the wrong ''suggested'' attributes, this is to make you suffer

                thanks. how do I add a new lord once the period is up?

  29. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    ask in a ukraine thread.
    [...]
    thanks. how do I add a new lord once the period is up?

    >haha fricking drafted vatniks hehehehe
    >wow take the politics elsewhere
    CIA really are filled with a bunch of moronic homosexuals

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      dude i just want to talk about land of lords and don't want this thread deleted.

      ask in a ukraine thread.
      [...]
      thanks. how do I add a new lord once the period is up?

      now that i think about it, i have another question about stats. is their an easy way to find out which pops are good for what job?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Then don't fricking reply to my you moronic homosexual

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >is their an easy way to find out which pops are good for what job?
        You can check the entry of an item in the encyclopedia to see which skills are required for the production of it.
        In general the relevant skills for a job are also the skills used in whatever automated task the job can do.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >is their an easy way to find out which pops are good for what job?
        the compatibility% that shows up when you try to train a settler into something shows which job suits him best even though it's a bit inaccurate when it comes to certain things. There is also an excel sheet somewhere where you put a unit stats and it shows the best job for that settler,, I never used that sheet and don't have it though.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          to expand on this
          the compatibility% is a remnant of an old system in which there were stat-based requirements to train settlers

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >KBG fuming

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I'm a simple US citizen sitting back watching the tyrannical US empire collapse itself
        >kills the petrodollar
        >haha take that putin

  30. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Archers up me arse

  31. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >starting lord is black
    >start in the savannahs of the africa continent

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      based. I had to roll for ages to get a black lord

  32. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Grug makes a bunch of posts announcing his return
    >hasn't logged in in over a week

  33. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    cookery skill up me arse

  34. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >start game
    what the frick do I do

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      do you have a forest? if so train a woodcutter and make big bucks

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I... think I do?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          https://www.landsoflords.com/map/01240E15725N
          Build a marketplace, make some unit make money, prepare to build houses (for more population) or a temple (to promote the domain to a village)

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            aaahh I'm starting to understand how the UI works
            thanks aynon

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              was just thinking about the UI today
              It makes absolutely zero sense and I was completely lost when I started too but Ive only been playing a couple of weeks and suddenly I get it now
              Theres a steep learning curve to this game - steeper than any game I've played before - but its quite comfy when you get the hang of it

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                fortunately I have an "obtuse browser game with awful UI" background so my tolerance to that stuff is pretty high
                Am I in danger of getting my shit slapped by some russian or can I just figure out how this shit works in peace?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                you should be fine for now. The way the mechanics work means there's nothing to be gained from attacking hamlets/villages
                Snowfolk and Endor look to be the nearest big groups to you but I've never interacted with either of them as I'm on a different continent so idk if they will interact with you

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          you should build a clay pit in the eastern part of your domain. literally free money from my experience.

          if you don't know how too build roads then just click on the icon I have highlighted and stand on a suitable tile. when you get too the clay just click on the same tab and there should be the option too build a clay pit.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I put all my dudes working on building a marketplace
            should be done in like 8 minutes

  35. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I HATE TILEA SO MUCH

  36. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What are your predictions on the continent which will spawn on 20th March bros? Is it gonna be more based than Endor?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I think it will be less based because tileans will migrate en masse to it.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        imma go to the new continent and rape every Tilean homosexual
        what is the combined wealth and strength of the Tileans?

  37. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  38. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >can't turn warthog meat into sausages
    >can't use most tropical woods as fuel
    >no water buffalo
    >no cotton
    >kapok and banyan trees are useless since they don't provide any resources and hunters can't hunt on the tile
    I know the souf is a meme but there are some easy tropical analogues to existing temperate resources. Even things like trapping leopards and lions for their fur would be an easy addition.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >no cotton
      You know exactly why

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >monks can auto-harvest & replant coffee
      >coffee plants are incompatible with monastic organizations

      >no houndmasters & dogs with hunting bonuses
      >no herbalists

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >no ostrich farming
      >citrus somehow grows naturally in warm climates but cannot be picked there
      the list goes on

  39. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I just read the Etolian constitution and discovered that I'm a homosexual
    My basic error was learning to read I guess

  40. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why are you guys actually talking about the mechanics of the game instead of how much you hate trannies?

  41. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I miss her bros...

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      peak degeneracy
      post more

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >almost 2 years ago
      time flies

  42. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Ingerland up me arse

  43. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    got that drinking water money b***h
    my boys are the best welldiggers
    frick you Kerasians and admin
    you set of fricking french Black folk

    This is Ingerland motherfricker
    We've got the best quality granite
    first we took over Frigos
    now we'll take over the whole planet

    I'll kill a Tilean Black person
    just for looking at me funny
    we got gem mines for days
    yeah we getting all that money

    now that homosexual "emperor" Killian
    you think you rule over me???
    I'll tie you up in my basement
    and chop you up like a fir tree

    You old weak ass b***h
    you better retire
    if you dont give us our independence
    we'll burn down your whole empire

    Lets recap one more time
    for the Paradisian Black folk who cant read
    If you stand in Ingerlands way
    You're gonna fricking bleed

    One more thing
    Admin is a fricking israelite
    Gonna go to France, catch him,
    and rape him with a spike

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      10/10
      an ingerlish classic

  44. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Redpill me on the rape of Sudenia

  45. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Is Tilea finished? Seems like Anti-Tilea factions are 2 times bigger than Tilea now

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      They are preparing for nu continent, it will be basically Orientalis 2.0, gay and boring.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Orientalis is completely developed all Tilean domains are pretty much maxxed, yet they still seem to have 2 times smaller population than Anti Tilea factions? Tilea used to have bigger population pools than everybody combined

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Numbers don't matter much as long as their military/production core stays the same.
          Besides, their numbers are actually decent, some military orgs are rather hidden in church tree or are "independent".
          Nazuir, Toscana, Gaia, Holy Knights of Terra, etc., are all pro-tilean

  46. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    So potatoes/cassava/beets are the best for pig breeding? Wheat seems bad for pig breeding since not much is given in quantity

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      beets are best but their yield is kinda low. need a frickton of fields.

      >recent updates have made sieges nearly impossible without staying online for 12+ hours straight to micro units around
      >raids are basically useless since any damage you do would not be worth the military losses
      >half of the '''''action''''' in the past month has been people finding and taking domains in insurrection and being a nuisance with them
      >the ring doesn't respawn for a few months
      >nothing to look forward to other than a new continent that I won't be settling on
      >barely any fun tickets published
      deddo geimu

      Also winter doesn't help. If we were in summer people would login more to take care of their agriculture n shit

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >beets are best
        big beets are the best get high all the time

  47. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Feed Tilean scum to the pigs

  48. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >recent updates have made sieges nearly impossible without staying online for 12+ hours straight to micro units around
    >raids are basically useless since any damage you do would not be worth the military losses
    >half of the '''''action''''' in the past month has been people finding and taking domains in insurrection and being a nuisance with them
    >the ring doesn't respawn for a few months
    >nothing to look forward to other than a new continent that I won't be settling on
    >barely any fun tickets published
    deddo geimu

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      but 3d slums

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        The 3D viewer seems like a fun side feature but the fact that admin has completely halted all other development is what makes it so absurd. I guess this is his holiday after months of dealing with G-dson.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          he should have a team but he doesnt because he's an autistic incel who cant work with others
          He could literally hire a pajeet tiktok marketing "company" for a few hundred, grow the playerbase to 4 figures and net 7k/month from LoL+. But he doesnt because he's moronic and French

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            NOOOO YOU DONT GET IT iS HIS PASSION PROJECT NOOO

  49. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    BEETS AND PIGS
    PIGS AND BEETS
    DOOF DOOF DOOF DOOF
    FRICK TILEA
    FRICK ADMIN
    CYKA BLAT
    IT'S SAINT PADDYS WEEEEEK b***hES

  50. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I really hate how moronic the automated harvesting of crops is.
    It literally makes it ~5 times slower for no fricking reason.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      having all your farmers go to one field and do nothing and wait for and EU subsidy is how French agriculture works anon

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Dont forget the copious amount of paperwork to be able to do anything

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          duh that's why you need a paper maker

  51. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >all of paradisia under one federation
    >game boring again
    this game would be funner if it were one big continent again

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Join Tilea so we can turn the tide

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Fact check: not ALL of Paradisia. The Federation does not plan to subjugate the entire continent under itself, even though the name might suggest that.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I was hoping to spectate a comfy Slavic brother's war in Paradisia like Roma vs Azulys before they were unified. It's a shame that TOC is the only continent that is divided between two hostile factions but even then, this war has been pretty uneventful in the past month or two.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Are you dumb? Tevinter + Red Sun vs. Ophelia (led by De Born who deleted his account already) was a huge and beautiful campaign; who would win and whether there would be foreign involvement - no answer to those questions until last two days of the war. Red Sun joining on Tevinter's side was decisive and that's why Jlynatuk rules the federation now.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I'm assuming that I missed most news about this since I don't know Russian.

  52. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Endor still growing in population

  53. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Black personland slave to Thule
    >Black personland slave to Roma
    >Black personland slave to Caelum
    who next

  54. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Этo over, independent bros...
    https://www.landsoflords.com/arm/org/50272/676911

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      finally something happens in this shit game
      based if you ask me

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Who knew Paradisia would be worse than Tileahomosexual ever could imagine to be?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        So Paradisia now the worst continent confirmed? Memes aside even Terra Orientalis would be better than this

        everyone gonna leave Paradisia now because of these crazy fools and hot temperature

        Samegay.
        Fact check: Paradisia is the BEST continent to live on. Everyone is welcome, the only rule is that you have to recognize the glorious house of Jlynatuk as your leader or protector.
        I love Mark Brexit.

  55. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    So Paradisia now the worst continent confirmed? Memes aside even Terra Orientalis would be better than this

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      new continent in a few days anyway

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        everyone gonna leave Paradisia now because of these crazy fools and hot temperature

  56. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >lech still hasn't figured out how to play the game

  57. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    im going to make the new continent my b***h

  58. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    where is the new continent you lazy French frick

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      They come on the solstice so should be either 20th or 21st server time
      Idk why youre asking anyway because the new continent is all mine

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Fricking homosexuals in this thread said the 16th I can't believe /vst/ would lie to me again

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          nobody said that

  59. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >See new Hawkatroony ticket ''Last Farewell''
    >tfw thought he was finally leaving the game for good
    >read the ticket
    >its just some troon erp

    FRICK

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      it's not Hawkwood, it is his ERP slave Sylvarion
      funnily enough they named that character after Lebawd
      still can't reach >her quality of writing

  60. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    is Caelum and Kerasia still at war? Why is there no progress being made?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The Tileans on the dev team convinced Admin to change the siege rules to prevent any more conquest.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        didn't the recent siege rules make it so you have to be 24/7 online if you want to defend or am I getting it wrong?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          You always had to be online 24/7 to wage war.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Caelum was conquering city after city until the rules were changed and it became impossible. Stop covering for the corruption of Admin and Blackwood and the cabal.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              And what are those rules that made it impossible? Is needing to wait 5 minutes before tokening an action in a besieged domain so influential? No, I assume you mean something else. Back up your words if you want them to be taken seriously

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Conquer mechanic has a big flaw - if some units are alive and well (e.g. in distant domain) the management doesn't drop and can even be raised to 100% under the siege.

                Also the loyalty mechanic is incredibly moronic and actually punishes you with slots wasted because it takes ages to make units/buildings loyal to your family.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The biggest limitation for war in this game is player time. Very few people will stay awake for 15+ hours to move a siege army to its target, attack walls, retreat cannons to recover, move cannons to attack, retreat to rest, and so on until they get the fortifications weak enough to throw soldiers at it. Most capitals and major cities would probably take over a day straight of constant attention to get anywhere close to winning.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >he thinks I wont do crystal meth if necessary to stay up long enough to take his limestone quarrying village

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I will do whatever it takes to defeat trannies

  61. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I noticed this guy
    https://www.landsoflords.com/arm/org/20847
    has 323kg of gold stockpiled, should I buy some gold with my lordship once I reach the limit on denars?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      and stockpile it?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      ...Is there a limit on denars? When I buy gold it's to either transport money or to reduce the taxable value of my domain (I think property is taxed at x0.5 but I'm not sure)

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        You should buy emeralds instead of gold for this
        They have a slightly better cost/weight ratio which means when transporting money across domains you lose less in transit and when storing the gems in your domain they take up less storage space per denar
        The best materials to use as money are:
        Emeralds
        Diamonds
        Gold
        In that order

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Don't you get a better return when liquidating gold though rather than gems? I notice more gems disappear and the quality degrades more when liquidating and transporting. Gold is the gold standard as a store of value.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            You should buy emeralds instead of gold for this
            They have a slightly better cost/weight ratio which means when transporting money across domains you lose less in transit and when storing the gems in your domain they take up less storage space per denar
            The best materials to use as money are:
            Emeralds
            Diamonds
            Gold
            In that order

            I tried using gems before and my main issue then was that the local market for something like emeralds was small enough for me to distort the price with my purchasing/selling, which incurred losses.
            So now I use gold as the market for it is much larger here.
            This would also mean that gems are better for transport than gold in areas where the market for gems is larger

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            yes I lied because I have an emerald mine and I wanted to bait people into buying emeralds to pump the price

  62. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    corr

  63. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      got that drinking water money b***h
      my boys are the best welldiggers
      frick you Kerasians and admin
      you set of fricking french Black folk

      This is Ingerland motherfricker
      We've got the best quality granite
      first we took over Frigos
      now we'll take over the whole planet

      I'll kill a Tilean Black person
      just for looking at me funny
      we got gem mines for days
      yeah we getting all that money

      now that homosexual "emperor" Killian
      you think you rule over me???
      I'll tie you up in my basement
      and chop you up like a fir tree

      You old weak ass b***h
      you better retire
      if you dont give us our independence
      we'll burn down your whole empire

      Lets recap one more time
      for the Paradisian Black folk who cant read
      If you stand in Ingerlands way
      You're gonna fricking bleed

      One more thing
      Admin is a fricking israelite
      Gonna go to France, catch him,
      and rape him with a spike

      it was foretold

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It was a plot put into action many months ago, and everything is proceeding on schedule. Trust the plan.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Caelum literally falls apart before war with Trisfer & Co even started
      LMAO YOU GUYS ARE FRICKED

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Has Ingerland finally broken free of troony tyranny?

  64. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    all i do these days is move my pitsawyers around lol

  65. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    new continent tommorrow, what will it be? Terra Orientalis climate?

  66. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Black personland slave to Russhit
    >Black personland slave to israelite
    >Black personland slave to Chink

    whats next? Slave to Black folk?

  67. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Do I just make my soldiers work with well diggers to gain exp?

  68. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    why is he doing this...

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        why is he doing this...

        LoL:
        >lowest active player count in years
        >conquest rules are a mess
        >no wars or anything interesting happening
        >UI still shit after all these years
        >some units still cant complete their auto-actions
        >most menus either translate to english poorly or dont translate at all
        >No tutorials, guides or effort put into retaining new players
        >90% of domains abandoned because people give up with the game
        Admin:

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      faceberg.com/photo/?fbid=633781592096713&set=a.476344831173724

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      frick no, I love the drawing version

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      i want to know how huts + low tier houses look with 3D

  69. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Liz Truss moment

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        it was a hell of a party

  70. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >no new continent
    its ogre

  71. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Dear friends. As a citizen of Paradisia, I want to inform everyone that everything is great, our President is smart, beautiful, fair and nice. We are wealthy and getting wealthier and have good relations with our neighbours. How is it over there?

  72. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    So now every continent has its own GLOBOHOMO

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >he isn't the one pulling the strings of a REGIONALHOMO

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Paradisia doesn't.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        its the biggest globohomosexual continent so far

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          How is it the biggest? Basically everyone is frens and came together in a federation to protect themselves from globohomosexual influence. You're just russophobic aren't you.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >globohomo
          it's a Paradisian Co-prosperity Sphere.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          It's going to be south of TOR so the Tileans will be able to safely migrate all of their regalia and claim the good spots. Good luck getting anything but scraps.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Meant for

            This is why we need the new continent stat

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This is why we need the new continent stat

  73. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    World LGBTQ+ Day
    +10 happiness for all Tilean units

  74. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    me in paradisa rn

  75. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >no new godson sightings
    its actually over

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      We won troonysisters

  76. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    why is troonwood still playing?

  77. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >no new continent
    its over

  78. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    why is my village giving settlers again what have you done now admin

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It was Happiness Day, it just ended 1h30' ago but it boosted happiness by 20%

  79. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    where new continent

  80. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    ...is there any way to control the orientation of small mansions or is it random?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's random but you can reroll the look. When looking at the building, click the pencil in top right corner

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >spend 10k jetons to make your mansion face the proper direction instead of simply being allowed to select one
        also, if you buy subscriptions by the month, you get more big rolls because your LoL+ expires more often

  81. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >No new continent
    Least lazy frenchman
    no wonder Macron had to put the retirement age up

  82. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I bought LoL+ to have more tokens to be able to get my settlement on the new continent off to a quicker start and now there is no continent
    I hope that french homosexual gets tear-gassed by police on his way to the crossaint shop

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >I hope that french homosexual gets tear-gassed by police on his way to the crossaint shop
      lmao

  83. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >some of my domains on Paradisia reached temperature of 23 degrees
    >sunny weather, no storms
    wtf I thought I am living in tropics, not fricking Australia

  84. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    ITS UP

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      where

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        i... i think we've just been lied to on the internet

  85. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    insider here, continent will appear on 23rd march

  86. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    County of Alvarezland, seated in the town of Alvarezland with vassals village of Alvarezland, hamlet of Alvarezland, and town of Nueva Valoros.

  87. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >next continent will be the gayest place on whole map with basically all core tileans moving to it
    wow, so exciting!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      the gayest, thou sayest?

  88. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    GIVE ME THE FRICKING NEW CONTINENT NOWWWWWWWWW

  89. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >still no new continent
    >hes prioritizing 3d slums over new continent

  90. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    old hag finally dying
    https://www.landsoflords.com/arm/lord/11

  91. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    new continent is very very soon. maybe tomorrow or something.

  92. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it's a district in a lordship.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Have you tried taking the county-in-a-village-pill?

  93. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    LoL+ expiring in less than 48 hours and this happens
    kek

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I got the exact same roll, I think it was rigged for Happiness Day.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        nah this was the day after happiness day
        happiness day roll was like 1400

  94. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Here's your new continent, that will be 7€/month plus inflation surcharge fee plus Ovë Ash surcharge fee

  95. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >New continent status: Spawned
    >Name: Verdantia

  96. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    WTF did he mean by this?
    https://www.landsoflords.com/map/18717E22262N

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Here's your new continent, that will be 7€/month plus inflation surcharge fee plus Ovë Ash surcharge fee

      WHAT THE FRICK??????????? HE SPAWN CONTINENT AND ITS SOME SHITTY MEME? WTF

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Here's your new continent, that will be 7€/month plus inflation surcharge fee plus Ovë Ash surcharge fee

      this is just a small island that spawned with Endor and never got a name nor got colonized. new continent is here https://www.landsoflords.com/map/11300E16027N

  97. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    22rd march
    Terra Orientalis population
    624 domain

    lets see how fast rats flee

  98. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Another new continent: Gyrosia. https://www.landsoflords.com/map/11339E13953N

  99. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    This continent will be more AIDS than Africa from all Tilean gay orgies

  100. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Will Ingerland move to the new continent?

  101. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Godson is not returning for the new continent.

  102. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    https://www.landsoflords.com/arm/org/50963
    How comes he's STILL unpunished for alt abuse despite being so obvious?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      BOOM Big Heavy D

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      If you're a huge enough loser to have more than one account, you deserve sympathy, not punishment.

  103. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I just need it to get to 5 degrees, something where agriculture is viable but productivity with smelting and smithing remains high.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >muh i need the tempetature to go up so i can grow some vegetables
      How about you grow some frickin balls

  104. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    junipers
    israelite nippers

  105. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    cant find any fat rivers on verdantia
    though there is a nice spot for another continent splitting canal: https://www.landsoflords.com/map/09849E15679N

  106. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    They released an official Globohomosexual Map for Verdantia, seems that Orientalis will already be empty in a month or two, except for old gold mines

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      F to newbies who are gonna get groomed into Tilea cult when they spawn there

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >none of them dared to claim the area my hamlet is in
      kek they dont want this smoke

  107. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >always let the game autobuy resources for automated production
    >used highest quality available with all optional resources to get the highest possible bonus
    >switch to dropping all optional resources and buying 0% quality inputs in bulk for use in production
    >manufacturing cost drops by half while revenue drops by 5-10%

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Qualitymaxxing is usually not profitable. Too bad you can't also tell the game to autobuy cheapest.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >not profitable
        not *as* profitable is what i meant

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      meanwhile irl China has completely taken over the worlds manufacturing industries by using cheap shit materials
      seems realistic to me
      my villages will flood the market with the lowest quality shite and you will buy it
      I will install suicide nets in the mines

  108. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    post comfy-looking domains for inspiration
    hard-mode: no ingerish domains, I've seen them all already

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      margitonpolis
      https://www.landsoflords.com/map/00164W14451N
      i don't know if it's """comfy""" (whatever that means) but it's not a grid gay gridspam

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >https://www.landsoflords.com/map/00164W14451N
        that's generic autism symmetry though, every sperg designs that way

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      forestgrad
      https://www.landsoflords.com/map/04149E04209N
      it's just a line of houses in the middle of the jungle

  109. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    https://www.landsoflords.com/arm/org/51007
    Are you guys ready for Tilea 2: Verdantian Boogaloo?

  110. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Does this game have a tutorial?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      When you spawn you get a "tutorial" but it only tells you a couple of very basic things
      There are a few beginners guides floating about. The best one is probable here
      https://www.reddit.com/r/LandsofLords/comments/ckt1wu/ekim_asters_guide_to_thriving_in_your_first_2/

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      there's a pdf and googledoc guide in the previous thread. the most important part of any guide for the game is the UI imo

  111. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >takes 20 minutes to draw water from the ground
    >waits another hour and 40 minutes to begin task again
    Im sick of these lazy diggers. I might write a ticket about it

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Around diggers never relax

  112. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Hey buddy, I heard you talking crap about my homie Admin.

    If you think this is funny, it's not. This is how the game should be designed.

    These people are speed running the game with their quick progressions. It's no wonder they're complaining about everything. QUICK REMINDER, it's just a FREE jeton game. Free means no complaints, not even constructive criticism or feedback. Admin is already generous enough to provide free jeton spin per day instead of ZERO spins. You will spin after only 79,200 seconds.
    Don't get me started with the deniers too. If each of those gold mines give 600 deniers each mining cycle (generously-speaking), by the time you become a count from running 948 cycles you would have already accumulated 568800 deniers. That's enough for founding a papacy, almost TWICE.

  113. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    One big complaint, that I see way too often, is the jeton system. Suppose it takes you 1 second to rush a building, or 12 hours because you haven't bought lol+. After rushing the construction, you spend 25-26 minutes creating a post (all lies btw) trying to expose the flaws of this game on the discord, which I will argue against you until the end of time kiddo. The cycle continues indefinitely. Based on my calculations: 1 second to rush a builing multiplied by an average of 25.5 minutes of blatant lies from your message, multiplied AGAIN by 948 gold mining cycles is 20,886,336,000 seconds. That's 348,105,600 minutes. Plus, that was already assuming you had access to lol+. This will hinder us casual players, so I'm glad everything is time-gated. Anyway, the roulette recharges 1 per 22 hours, that means by the time you run 948 gold mining cycles from a single mine you will obtain AT LEAST:

    - 1 county

    - 172,000 jetons (given that spins give you 1000 denier each)

    - 568800 deniers

    That's enough deniers to last you your entire bloodline.

    I for one am enjoying the game so much. I've been collecting common, exquisite, and precious garbage every time I venture the barren Paradisia. I'm already a count and I haven't even began to mine gold yet. This is coming from a guy who has 13 years of gaming experience (e.g. Candy Crush, Minesweepers, and Ninja Turtles).

  114. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    https://www.landsoflords.com/map/11934E14689N
    1M value lost by tileans in FRIENDLY FIRE (?) during the siege of some fricking gold hamlet

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Story behind it:
      Vipsanius got executed, his commandery Battotai got stolen right after. Russian who stole it sabotaged Vipsanius units from another commandery that were sieging the hamlet.

  115. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    https://www.landsoflords.com/arm/lord/2592
    also congrats on this loss

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Story behind it:
      Vipsanius got executed, his commandery Battotai got stolen right after. Russian who stole it sabotaged Vipsanius units from another commandery that were sieging the hamlet.

      >logs out on an open square, unguarded, with !!

  116. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >new continent
    >every part explored is basically tilean

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      AHAHAHAHAHA
      troony FROM TILEA USES MODS TO TRACK UNITS
      GAME NOT CHANGE LOL
      ADMIN CANT FIX IT OH LOL

      KILL ALL TILEAN AAAAAAAAA

      Why aren't you in Verdantia gearing up to kill Tileans right fricking now anon?

      I HATE TILEA SO MUCH AAAAAAA

      Jonathon Hawkblatt and the TDL in the thread again lol

      samegay

  117. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    AHAHAHAHAHA
    troony FROM TILEA USES MODS TO TRACK UNITS
    GAME NOT CHANGE LOL
    ADMIN CANT FIX IT OH LOL

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      ???

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        well maybe it's not Admin bad, but they are fricking cheaters 100%

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      tbh you should be able to see a unit's movement if you have vision of its path

  118. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    https://www.landsoflords.com/map/12728E16631N
    some newb got the mouth of the giant river

  119. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why aren't you in Verdantia gearing up to kill Tileans right fricking now anon?

  120. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    KILL ALL TILEAN AAAAAAAAA

  121. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I HATE TILEA SO MUCH AAAAAAA

  122. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Tilean here, it's hilarious watching you guys crash and burn

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      But seriously we cant let Tilea get its hands on Verdantia

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        too late already, it has happened

  123. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Jonathon Hawkblatt and the TDL in the thread again lol

  124. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I CAN'T LIVE KNOWING HAWKWOOD IS HAPPY IN THE GAME AAAAAA

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Tilean here, it's hilarious watching you guys crash and burn

      I HATE TILEA SO MUCH AAAAAAA

      KILL ALL TILEAN AAAAAAAAA

      midges hand wrote this
      second one is busy stroking little greasy weiner

  125. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    boys help
    how long will it take until new tree grows?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Depends on temperature, biome, and tree species but it will probably take weeks for the first stage to grow then months for it to grow to reach mature or ancient.

  126. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Its over, it's like watching George Floyd choke again and not be able to do anything.
    Im hurt, my endorian friends.

  127. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    https://www.landsoflords.com/map/08008E15689N

    SEND MORE

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >surveyor takes a trip between continents
      >gets killed a minute after arriving
      There's no way they're actually staring at individual tiles like this or are tracking civilians from random domains this closely without using scripts.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It might have triggered a notif.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >without using scripts
        well
        this is a shit browser game
        here everyone who plays more than a couple weeks uses scripts

  128. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >moves one tile
    >tweet tweet twoot twoot
    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MAKE IT STOP

  129. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What happened to Etolia? Get rekt by endorian chud clans?

  130. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Frick off with your trash browser game, morons

  131. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I just want hawkwood to be unhappy and rape all tileans troony...

  132. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Kill Tileans. Behead Tileans. Stab Tileans with a pike. Slash Tileans with a bastard sword. Terrorize Tilean villagers. Siege Tilean domains. Destroy Tilean keeps. Steal Tilean Regalia. Run over Tileans with an oxcart. Downvote Tilean Tickets. Drop manure in Tilean squares. Insult Tileans by carving 4'9" into the trees. Loot Tilean civilians. Destory Tilean lighthouses.

  133. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why yes, I do dislike every single forum post and ticket I read
    What are you going to do about it?

  134. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Always talk to admeme about mods shit, he is based.

  135. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    admin is planning a big reset

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      fake news

  136. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why isn't King Godson stopping the Tilean invasion of Verdantia

  137. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    HOLY SHIT SUGAR DADDY VARG PLAYING WITH TILEA TRANY WTF WTF!!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Goose joined the troonys? Elaborate on your story

  138. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Ded game

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Nah the game is fine only Ingerland is dead. Once Godson was shut down they lost their only reason to exist

  139. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >scroll through the new accounts
    >90% of them are russian
    holy shit what is this

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Этo пoбeдa
      The Russian nation will be what ends the tilean nazis, as we did in the great patriotic war

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      new continent dropped
      everyone needs new alts

  140. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Rusty Stubbins needs to rewrite the help files. Alchemists didn't know what nuclear fusion and supernovas were.

  141. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >he doesn't build housing with marble
    No one will look at your ugly brick housing slum spam when LOL3D comes out.

  142. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Hi new player here can someone link map plz and also tell me where i can settle. Also i guess beginner guide would be nice

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Here's a recent map courtesy of Kast's academy. There's a little tutorial when you start a new account. If you want more help visit Ingerland's court in the royal town of Frigos.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Where should i build my hamlet and what building i need for a good start

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          once you create an account you immediately get an already built hamlet with houses, a farm and another production building. If you have stone nearby then building a quarry is a good idea. a farm is also nice if the weather lets you produce eggs and hens. there are guides in the older threads and here's one for the UI. https://files.catbox.moe/ggp2iu.pdf other things can be explored, only the UI need a guide imo. If you want my opinion, as a new player settle in Paradisia. If you want to be with the majority of us, then be on Terra Occidentalis

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Im in Verdantia

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Verdantia is pretty gay but you can use your starting hamlet there to learn the game, and if you didn't like Verdantia just move to another continent.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Other continents seem full and Verfantia is gray for some readon

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                gray = mist/fog which is a mechanic that hides the tiles on new continents. Paradisia spawned with fog too but most of it is gone now. Verdantia is just a couple of weeks old. need to do the "explore" action (it's lol+ action) to remove the fog and be able to settle in it. The reason Admin added fog is to slow down settling on new continents.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Here's a recent map courtesy of Kast's academy. There's a little tutorial when you start a new account. If you want more help visit Ingerland's court in the royal town of Frigos.

      Where should i build my hamlet and what building i need for a good start

      Im in Verdantia

      Verdantia is pretty gay but you can use your starting hamlet there to learn the game, and if you didn't like Verdantia just move to another continent.

      samegay

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Frick off

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      admin decides where your first hamlet goes
      this will probably be on Verdantia, which just dropped
      you can make four extra characters and send any of your characters wherever you like to make more domains as long as you have enough slots
      Terra East and Terra West are sinking next.
      Terra East is dominated by the Tileans and they are moving to Verdantia now
      Terra West is split between a Chinese lad and his Ingerlish subjects in the norf and the French Tileans in the souf and they were at war but i don't know if they still are
      They are all going to have to scramble for new homes soon on the next island which comes up anyway
      Eressea is irrelevant
      I live on Endor which is dominated by Russians but they don't really give a frick about what you do as long as you aren't a Tilean or affiliated with some other russians that they hate
      The Italians and a faction of Russians who got kicked off Endor by the Endor Russians they are beefing with had a war for Paradiso which the non-endor Russians won but then the Endor Russians came down and fricked them up.
      I have a domain on Paradiso, it is pretty chill.
      My advice is put down two or three domains where you start and then one or two domains on each new island as they come up.
      I have a village, 3 lords and a town on endor, 1 lord on Para as I said and a new lord using my last slots on Verdantia.
      West Verdantia is pretty chill, seems to be a lot of Tilean frickery over east but that's not my problem
      Most players will help you if you are a new player, just write them a letter or visit them and chat if you see that they are online
      You can also write tickets if you are keen on RP or ask the forum or a mod if you have a question about the game
      Beware that the amount of time you can sink into this game if you want to is demonically high so try and auto as much shit as you can early
      There are even gays who use scripts and all the factions use discord to cheat lole
      Bonne chance!

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >all the factions use discord to cheat lole
        How?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          discord use is considered cheating and a bannable offence but I've been invited to two discos (Russian and French) and there have been screenshots of the Tilean discord in these threads
          Ingerland claims to only coordinate in their clubhouse but I'm pretty sure Caelum has a fkn discord lole
          This doesn't always help. See Roma.
          Anyway I don't frick with that shit. You still get invited to social events if you say Nyet and if they really want to talk they'll just park a guy next to you

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Russians but they don't really give a frick about what yAACK

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Eh if you have plenty of space like Nessos and Endor they're not so bad.
          Never mind the Russians the next island is going to be fricking brutal for you guys because the Frenchies need it too kek

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        The primary powers in Paradisia are actually Russians kicked off Orientalis by Hawkwood and Russians who used to be in Normandia on Septa (between Samotras and Nessos) and came back when Paradisia appeared a few months ago

  143. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >4 degrees
    My beautiful forging industry is going to be ruined.

  144. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Together, we will make Ingerland strong again.

    We will make Ingerland wealthy again.

    We will make Ingerland proud again.

    We will make Ingerland safe again.

    And, yes, together, we will make Ingerland great again. Thank you, God bless you, and God bless Ingerland.

  145. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I don't give a frick about any of that shit calm save your epic banter for the Ingerland clubhouse mate

  146. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    How do i upgrade my humlet?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Build a barn and a temple and when you hit 250 pop turn it into a village or build a wooden castle and make it a lordship.
      Don't worry about towns for now they are for rich bastards who have denars and jetons to throw away

  147. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    so i started playing today and i got 7500 tokens in the slot machine. is that a lot?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I think you always get big tokens on your first day. Generally about 800 a day or so is average. In the beginning, you should token house construction (more houses, more population, more builders, more houses). Late in the game you should stick to around 50k tokens, as that's the maximum safe amount, and if you go over it you lose a part of your tokens hourly

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      not bad, i think you get about the same for making a school and a temple as a gift when you're a noob as well but after that you will experience jeton thirst

  148. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I knew the AI was on our side.

  149. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The AI never waivers in its support for Ingerland.

  150. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Who, who will stand up for Hawkwood?

  151. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Could Hawkwood solo Ingerland again or nah?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      is it really soloing if you have like 5 alts?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >He only has 5 alts

  152. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    *tokens a 3" move order*

  153. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Endortards
    :DDDD

  154. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >https://www.landsoflords.com/arm/org/18
    What did Admin mean by this?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      order of slovakiafeather dot name
      duh

  155. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >cant pay workers exactly 200 coins, only 199 or 201
    go frick yourself admin

  156. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What is the deal with Etolia

  157. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Who is better Boorg or Hawkwood?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Boorg is a homosexual and a transvestite and Hakwood is an angry midget and a virgin so I'll let you decide unless you mean at the game in which case Hawkwood unless you mean at finding hacks that the jealous mods won't let him profit from anyway in which case Boorg

  158. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why girls in this game are hotter than boys

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      """"girls""" lol

  159. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >he doesn't select all languages in his account settings
    Imagine not wanting to get the widest variety of unit names.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      but you already get iqbal, wong, and mendez with the english language selected. what is admin trying to say?

  160. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Putin dies 'protecting' Ingerland's queen as she steals money from a random noble's pocket
    What did they mean by this?

  161. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Is Ingerland doing anything on Verdantia or nah

  162. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    kek mein bruders have we kekked at any ukrainian troony nato lgbt soros funded shills lately

  163. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    THEY SAY A GODSON WILL SAVE US
    I'M NOT GONNA STAND HERE AND WAIT

  164. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Can someone explain happiness and economy? I literraly have to spend like 10k just to keep needs of one of my units, but there is a lot of units, so i dont really know how to get money

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      1. chop all your trees down
      2. profit
      3. admin sinks treeless shithole and you move to new wood mine

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Your units don't buy their needs from your stocks, they buy it from the regional market that you buy and sell from. so no need to buy stuff for them, just pay them a decent salary.

  165. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Repeat after me:
    PATRIARCH BENIS
    PATRIARCH BENIS

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Matriarch Flavia Benis (formerly Grandmistress)

  166. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    severe lack of godson posts lately
    did he have to get a job or what?

  167. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Regalia for all titles above lord soon!
    t. admin

  168. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i remember back when i was one of the major high wuality sand dealers in this game, alas now its over

  169. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Many endorians wanted to become verdantians, but none could...

  170. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    stop posting this homosexual facebook mobile shit here

    [...]

  171. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >two years since a bunch of morons set out to create Ingerland
    Time flies when you're having fun.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      And now Ingerland is on the cusp of becoming an empire. Never underestimate the greatness of Ganker.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        And yet they still can't defeat the trannies
        Truly pathetic

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        sneed would be proud

  172. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >more and more days above 0

  173. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    We at Ingerland are currently looking for more players.

    We offer the fastest possible path to greatness, with massive amounts of gold and builders (you can use other people's builders) stored to help you build your domains.

    What could take months for other players, you could get in weeks.

    The time is now, join LOL, join Ingerland, and be the best lord you can.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >advertising for Ingerland in the /vst/ thread
      The only people who post here are in Ingerland.

  174. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    oh no no no
    russian morons seethe that nigerland took artifact

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >lock interesting titles behind regalia
      >regalia spawns are random then once spawned are bound to their continent making trading regalia across continents impossible
      >most capitals are so fortified and sieges so cancerous that trying to take the regalia by force is a waste of time
      >temporal radius bullshit means that you can lock other players out of promotions simply by existing
      I don't blame them for being pissed tbh.

  175. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    A lot of new users are probably alts but what are the chances that Admin adds a slow trickle of new accounts just to keep the active accounts number high?

  176. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Sneed here
    ask your question

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      are you a tilean now?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Yes

  177. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What's his problem?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Actual autism.
      Guy doesn't know what he wants for his own game and makes it constantly shift directions which pisses people off for more than 5 years at that point.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        The saddest thing is that he does that without even making somewhat playable first.
        He's often close to making the game good & playable but is never close enough. Something is always off, be it fricked up market in the past, happiness during siege abuse, exploration mechanic, and so on.
        There are a lot of similar examples in lol5/6, the game was a fricking mess at one point before he reverted most of his moronic changes.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          All of this stems from him being French. French can't accept criticism. Neither can Germans, but the Germans are more likely to do it correctly on the first try.

  178. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      you can't just build a huge blast furnce 40 arpents away from the town center okay? it doesn't work that way

  179. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The easiest way to scam the moronic nu-market seems to be by doing the entire cannon production chain from the ground up, always using cheap metals and ores and abusing the bonus that a huge blast furnace gives.

    >1. 0% copper ore (700d) + shit wood from your domain (free) -> 50% copper (2500d) = 1800d profit / 4 hours

    >2. 0% copper (15k) + 0% tin (2k) + 100% coal (.5k) -> bronze (20-25k, depending on roll) = 5k - 10k profit / 4 hours

    >3. 0% bronze (8k) + other cannon parts (1k) -> 50% cannon (25k) = 15k profit / 6 hours

    The first two steps are just to increase the supply of bronze. And as an added bonus, the price of cannons goes way the frick down in your domain. You'll still have to cast an excellent quality one for your army, and the price of a good of excellent quality is only somewhat affected by that of one of medium quality (as I understand it), but it still helps.

  180. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >nothing happens for months
    >white peace

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      war exhaustion hit 100%. we were forced to

  181. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    New wonders Admin should add:

    1. Hanging gardens (for Kaabe)
    2. 2x2 Colluseum (for Urgos)
    3. Leaning N-tower
    4. 3x3 Baighon-henge

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Unique wonders for each type of Great Temple depending on which god they're associated with could be cool but you'd probably never see them.

  182. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >be the jannies
    >get one of your towers dismantled by a random player

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      fricking kek coordinates?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        https://www.landsoflords.com/map/01261E14865N
        It was destroyed a few days ago but Admin rebuilt it pretty soon afterwards.

        sell me on this game?

        MMO Crusader Kings + city building + strategy game elements + political drama autism. There's a big group of regular thread posters who have a kingdom together called the Kingdom of Ingerland that you can join for comfy shitposting and help if you need any.

  183. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    sell me on this game?

  184. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Is it worth getting into it now?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      If you enjoy comfy chatting and RP interactions then maybe. There will be a new continent in 1.5 months that most thread regulars will be migrating to so you can join, get the hang of the mechanics, then migrate to a new continent where everyone has to start from brand new domains.

  185. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Admin added mamluks, emirates, sultanates, and caliphates
    Post your favourite nasheed.

  186. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'm new. Should I care much about quality in the beginning? I'm trying to build everything with my carpenters but the quality is still low because of the materials and stuff I'm guessing

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Nah don't bother with quality in buildings. quality of buildings only matter in Keeps, walls and towers (for higher defensive stats) and some workshops like Armories/blacksmiths for higher quality products.

  187. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Madness here and I am walNUTS for every one of you. Keep on keeping on, Godspeed and Brexit is the one true king

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Could you please post your Ojulius tourism video on /wsg/ and link it here? I need to watch it once again.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        [...]

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Based, thanks for the fond trip down memory lane.

  188. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I don't understand how roads work. Why can't I build a road extending from my village?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Nvm, now I can for some reason? I tried building on a tile that was connected to my village center but it wouldn't let me. But now it did. No clue what I did differently

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Roads extend from streets or plazas.

  189. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >1355 active players
    >138 players online
    is this game dead?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      No. it's always those online are way less than the active numbers.

  190. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The pig looks smug; meanwhile, the sheep looks plainly unamused.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Saddle horses are sad.

  191. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >civil war happenings in Paradisia
    I sleep

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      less a civil war and more like thralls escaping their master

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Dark times have come unto Paradisia, my brothers. Only a miracle can save the Faithful-to-Riko Federation of Chaos from the infidel rusnig dogs of Ophelia.

        endorian morons seethe lmao

  192. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Endorian hegemony ended on Paradise!
    Paradise is free again!
    Hooray!

  193. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Dark times have come unto Paradisia, my brothers. Only a miracle can save the Faithful-to-Riko Federation of Chaos from the infidel rusnig dogs of Ophelia.

  194. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    topwiener frickleberg

  195. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Never let endorian morons settle on your continent
    or in any internal conflict they will call international intervention.

    GLORY TO OPHELIA!

  196. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    SEND NEXT WAVE
    https://www.landsoflords.com/map/03625E06104N

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Trying to move your army around? Too bad I intercepted it with all of my civilians so I could give my military time to move into position.
      Based game developer.

  197. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    https://www.landsoflords.com/arm/lord/30174/715881

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Im not endorian puppet
      >Literally all endor goes to save their puppet
      lol

  198. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >imperial wedding immediately devolves into cuckoldry RP

  199. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >put your puppet on the throne of Paradise
    >local lords are unhappy and arrange war for independence
    >some part still believes that the puppet is not puppet and loses domains in the war, forced to move to Endor
    >endorian gets new slave vassals

    I have to say ednorian morons real bastards.

  200. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Hide the t*lean/ophelian homosexuals. But honestly, I am a bit surprised that anyone in this game speaks english, uses Ganker, and supports ophelia. They're all russian pigs, aided by american redditgays (hawkwood, trismegistus, trisfer, leblanc etc). If anyone knows who or why it is, please share.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Leblanc is from the thread iirc.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
  201. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    - Hamlets cost one title slot, villages two
    - Religious ruralities are made proportionally cheaper
    - Ruralities can host nothing, not even societies
    - Lower nobility is made temporal with a zero arpent radius, costs two slots, and can be hosted by, and only by, a town.

    i want moar villages

  202. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    newbie here, how to get more settlers? I only have two right now

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Build more housing and/or make your population happier. Your migration is set by your current housing capacity time your happiness and if your current population is below this number then you'll receive a new settler.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Build more housing and/or make your population happier. Your migration is set by your current housing capacity time your happiness and if your current population is below this number then you'll receive a new settler.

      In the beginning, just build housing and don't worry so much about happiness. You will quickly hit the housing limit for a hamlet and need a temple and barn I think to upgrade to village. One of the first things you should build is a workshop and then specialize it in carpentry to train your settlers into carpenters. You will stop getting settlers if you have three that are sitting around untrained.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Turn your historic estate into a LORDSHIP by building a CASTLE to bypass all the requirements like barns (lol) and temples (gay)

  203. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Now that it's warm even on Frigos, you are sneeding your fields and feeding your livestock right?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      fields weeded and seeded
      animals feeded
      chucks sneeded

  204. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    https://www.landsoflords.com/arm/lord/33253
    HE'S BACK

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I KNEEL

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
  205. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    why is ingerland still a vassal of tilea?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      cos they suck troony wieners now

  206. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  207. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    get ready to eat admin shit, girls

  208. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    what's he thinking right now?

  209. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    hmm

  210. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I've changed my mind, tropical woods are no longer meme woods. The real meme woods are those of fruit trees.

  211. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    https://www.landsoflords.com/arm/org/54099
    going well

  212. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    https://www.landsoflords.com/map/12814E17285N
    nevermind

  213. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    tilean cucks attacked my village
    only took 11 minutes to promote my new hamlet to village though so they are just wasting time

  214. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Land of lords is DEAD

  215. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >all that French ticket spam
    What did I miss?

  216. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >got "the email"
    Soon I'll be truly free.

  217. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Who in Nessos will fight?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >sacrifices Nessosian vassals and allies for no gain and major losses
      >gets beheaded trying to invade Drakaris and rage quits
      How did he frick up so badly?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Who in Nessos will fight?

        I miss him so much

  218. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    https://www.landsoflords.com/arm/org/9450/723703
    So, every continent since Endor (Endor, Paradisia, Verdantia) has one group that controls it. The ruling group in Paradisia changed as result of a war, but still, there is one group with undebatable control of the entire continent. Lands of Lords sure is an interesting societal experiment.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Isn't that because communication and travel is way too easy? Troops can be moved at will vast distances with no difficulty. Gameplay doesn't support divided feudal shitfest.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        There was plenty of division in the original continents after the great fire, especially in Kaldor and Nessos. They got a bit more united after several months, but not 100%. Nowadays, the majority of a continent is loyal to one ruler in just a few weeks after the continent appears.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        No, it's because continents are really far apart, so even if you wanted to raid some son-of-a-b***h on a neighbouring continent, your dudes would get wiped as soon as they set foot on shore.
        I like the sinking continents mechanic, but the continents should be way bigger, spawn every nine months instead of three, and also spawn closer together like how volcanic island chains emerge.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >So, every continent since Endor (Endor, Paradisia, Verdantia) has one group that controls it.
      I get the feeling that Admin wants each continent to be its own little arena, but in practice that is not what happens because fren groups settle in one location. Septa was really one big land mass because you could island hop your way to wherever you wanted to go in the world; no longer is this the case. Maybe landing craft or intermittently-emerging portals that permit instant travel between continents would promote conflict.

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