>LAUGH AND GROW FAT
>*sips wine from a fancy glass while wearing an EOD suit*
What a garbage franchise
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>LAUGH AND GROW FAT. >*sips wine from a fancy glass while wearing an EOD suit*
Absolute kino
zoom zoom
>negress is literal lady luck
>on no wait negress isn't actually lady luck
>but wait now negress is actually lady luck
brilliant 10/10 goty all years btw her dad did anal with vamp bet you thought this wasn't a franchise for homosexuals, huh? Big mistake big boi
moron
seethe kojitard
>liquid is dead
>on no wait he's alive, maybe nanomachines?
>wait no ocelot is sorrow's son, so
>NOPE it's hypnotherapy
le creatividad never fails to amaze
>let's create peak genes clones
>by fertilizing a random japanese chick
>and putting the fertilized eggs in Eve
>thus, the 3 hapas known as the Les Autistes Terribles are born
But why were they given nihongenes though?
bc japanese are autists about that, they need at the very least bit of them within their protags.
>dude it's an oil rig, they're gonna pollute everyone!
>dude it's metal gear!
>dude it's an EMP!
>dude it's actually a nuke!
>dude it's a weapon to control the internet!
>dude frick it, it's a nuke anyway!
>dude actually you can have it, i just wanted the name sof the people who created it!
>dude this was all a ruse! LMAOOO you fell for our simulation
>dude it's actually used to control the population and it worked on you! btw we're aliens
>dude now kill the guy who's been trying to stop us so we can go on with our business ROFLLL
>>dude now kill the guy who's been trying to stop us so we can go on with our business ROFLLL
>you know, that peak-genes snake wearing a doc ock's suit that grants him missiles, flames, superhuman powers, etc.
>oh you know, that same dude that just btfod 3 MGRays in 10secs while you had trouble dealing with them using a stinger missile
>yeah that dude. go on ahead -- head-on, a duel to the death, right after you've survived a ridiculous crash and had to fight a shit ton of tengu
>Yes, that's our plan. Wut
you forgot the wonky right analog stick control for the katana
>you forgot the wonky right analog stick control for the katana
not him but that is why I never used it during the gunfight section after you get it because it was a shitty gimmick weapon
>mfw I have to use it against Solidus
Kojimbo didnt even make raiden take advantage of solidus' blind spot ie the eyepatch or something along those lines, he just suddenly turned solidus -- a peak soldier that was also a paramilitary in the cia -- into tumbling buffoon
Do people even like Solidus? One of the worst "last bosses" ever
I fricking LOVE Solidus Snake.
>be most powerful
>be best genes snake
>be closest to big boss
>be former us president
>be an absolute chad
>gets btfo by a twink
kojimbo did him wrong
how tf did he go from left to right in such a short time? did the suit inject him with so much T that he immediately popped up a beard?
for some odd reason solidus removes the tentacles -- his most powerful weaponry -- midway throught the duel so there's that
the japanese are barely able to grow beards so they dont have a clue how they actually work
The only problem with this is one of them had a shirt on. Every final boss fight HAS to be shirtless on a building or on top of a metal gear.
Negress is mommy.
Solidus did nothing wrong.
why did he fund specifically sewing liquid's arm onto ocelot, taking into account that at that time he had the info that liquid was the shit genes terrible? did he know who ocelot's father was? did he think ocelot would access the arm via his latent powers?
MGS1 ending call is Ocelot and Solidus talking about how Liquid had the "superior" genes
ah, you're right. forgot about that
>did he know who ocelot's father was?
unless kojimbo had already planned some of mgs3 while developing 2, and seeing that he wanted 2 to be the final one, I very much doubt that. kojimbo simply wanted another moronic twist so we got an accent-changing arm
>negress
She's an Eskimo you homosexual
her smell says otherwise
well she's Vulcan Raven's daughter isn't she? And Vulcan Raven is Alaskan Native.
>she's Vulcan Raven's daughter isn't she?
No.
>BE SHEBOON
>AKA QUEEN
shiet
holy shit you were being serious. how come kojifans are the ones who know less about the franchise? anon, she's the daughter of the commandant of the US marines corps, the picrel Black Scott Dolph that sucked off Vamp
I forgot about this homie. All I remember was her raging about Snake killing her father or whatever
It's OK to have gays and transgenders in your game as long as they are freaky deviant types.
how about the fact that ocelot knew everything about the dead cells seeing as he was in on it with solidus from the get go, plus working for the patriots on the side, and yet he conveniently forgot fortune had dextrocardia when he shot her in the heart. in this franchise everyone is in control and yet is also a complete moron
Look man, you can't expect Ocelot to keep up with every single plot twist when he's got 50 more that he's pulling out of his ass at any given moment.
iirc he's actually 65yo during the bigshell events. born in '44, bigshell was in 09. so a 70yo is fighting naked in mgs4
in sum, a 70yo is doing gif
Oh no, the bad guy you're supposed to hate and will kill is a sexual deviant. How terrible.
scott dolph was one of the good bois and he was also a sexual deviant. what now
being my first MG the only complain back in the day was MUH SNAKE. This is probably the best on them all.
What an unforgettable and unique character.
>LAUGH AND GROW FAT
>*sips wine from a fancy glass while wearing an EOD suit*
What an epic franchise
*take pic of burger*
*watch movie*
*spark of genius comes in*
*takes out voice recording machine*
*tell to myself "copy that movie"*
*orders another burger*
>president attempts to grab woman by the pussy
>gets handful of femboy wiener instead
>attempts again
>smears the ashes of dozens of men's bodies on his face including their dick and nuts and buttholes
is Venom the gayest protagonist in video game history?
Huey should've been the MC
Huey gets cucked so hard that he kills himself. No way.
I hated how Huey went from total bro to traitorous piece of shit between PW and 5
but he was a piece of shit in pw
he was a shithead in peace walker, peace walker was written with V's plot already in mind since V is a direct sequel (i think it's the only 2 mgs games that are this closely related)
Heuy is the only iteration of Ocatcon I like, and he’s one of the best characters ever. What a slimy weasel he is, fun to hate him.
explain. The only real thing that hinted at his true nature was him "borrowing" plans for the basis for all the mechs he made, but otacon did that too
he wasn't a piece of shit in PW
/lick
he was the only boss that had personality in that game
being quirky and having personality are different things
but he's quick with rollerblades despite being a fat frick wearing an EOD suit -- this counts as having personality for kojimbo fans
>we managed to avoid drowning
>by talking underwater while holding our breaths
>multiple stinger missiles cant destroy MGRays
>a P90 can
>go to next room
>codec call
>go to next room
>codec call
>go to next room
>codec call
>save
>codec conversation
thanks Kojimbo
>be underwater holding breath
>codec call
>somehow is able to speak
Codecs in MGS1, 2, and 4 are a form of telepathy from what I remember. nanomachines are talking to one another over a determined frequency, so the nanos transmit what you want to say without you having to actually say it. don't look at me, I didn't make this goofy universe up.
What is the source of this claim?
I don't remember this at all, I think they just speak regardless of how illogical it may be in some situations.
codec call with I want to say Otacon in MGS2. Tanker chapter.
i could be wrong but i think emma and raiden say something about them speaking without making noise through the codec
the codec is just ridiculous 4th wall breaking shit to justify moronic writing plus a cheaper way to cut down on more actual fully animated cutscenes, hence why
>they comment on the appearance of each other (especially snake with the girls eg mei ling)
>Raiden and Emma close to each other going into codec to "prevent others from listening."
RECOGNIZE ME MOTHERFRICKER
LIKWID!!?
'ELLO BRUVA
I remember some MGS saying that codec stimulates inner ear bones or something, so other people can't hear it when Snake receives audio, but I don't remember anything about speaking silently.
yeah only the ring is silent. picrel
>new model compatible with older models
and here I thought kojima predicted the future
Olga also tells Raiden to talk to her using the codec even when she's standing right next to him so people don't over hear them.
you just made that up, anon.
It never made sense how they had screens, because when they show Snake using it in a cut scene he’s just speaking to thin air. Part of the reason I had no problem with tapes in V.
it wasn't telepathy tho
just a excuse for exposition dumps, moronic shit and cutting on fully animating them
Fat man had delicate hands.
Your mentality is so delicate it's fragile.
>is the game a huge training mission in VR?
>nope it's real
>but it's a fabricated crysis
>so it's a huge training mission IRL
>made by some AIs
And actually it's a videogame, made by some humans.
Haven't seen a gay pleb getting filtered so hard in months.
Sasuga.
>Bitching about the dialogue of a 20 year old game
Zoomers are the real boomers
you wouldnt get it, zoomie.
>getting filtered by absolute kino
You nerds just don't get it
based
>mgs2 was made to appeal to preteen nongaming holes
OHNONONONONONONONO now watch the cult cope like crazy
i like how zoomies think people who are fans of these games have just never seen this before, like its some kind of gotcha, you are a moron
>has seen it before
>still shills for mgs2
t. moron obsessed with zoomies
then how come every mgs2 fan copes when people point out that raiden is an actual fujobait
they're not true fans
That's only from westdois
Actual japs know that Raiden is suppose to be a pretty boy
or use the "muh Snake" strawman when saying that Raiden is a bad character
I don’t mind. I think femboy raiden is the best raiden and wanted him and the vampire guy to frick.
>fujobait
>has a girlfriend
the vidya shows that having a gf is simply a massive headache and the dude gets molested even by the us president.
Wouldn't that make the US president fujobait too?
he thought he was a chick at first so no
No, I meant wouldn't the fujoshis rub their clits to the US President then?
no bc the prez is old af; remember what webm told you
they would be crazy for picrel pseudo-raiden and naked snake tho
Yeah but he's the one being so Yaoi ugu!~~ not Raiden.
>has extremely out of place light novel drama while fighting terrorists
i wonder which audience this was meant to appeal to
the Raiden/Rose drama was so bad and irrelevant I ended up skipping it
wait until you find out what inspired that drama in the first place
>notice how he doesnt even know the origins of the og godzilla
this is so fricking stupid, how can people say kojima isn't the goat
This is the rarest pic i've ever sen of Kojima
i miss bird hair kojima, he was the real nick cage
>tfw your highschooler daughter demands that your laundry is washed separately because you smell like an old man
Japanese salarymen have it hard
BUT THE BAIT AND SWITCH WAS A BRILLIANT PLAN ALL ALONG ABOUT errrr BRILLIANT STUFF
>make decisions about the direction of the game and the protagonist before you start developing the game
>I-IT DOESN'T COUNT BECAUSE... IT JUST DOESN'T OK
the true end of metal gear. The ending was one of the most optimistic and beautiful endings I’ve ever seen from a game.
>Girls in the 80s-90s playing games
Streaming was invented yet
Dumb things can be fun, mgs2 is pretty fun game
You. Just. Don't. Get. It.
>endless amounts of copium
pottery. he'd sell you a turd and you'd call it a gold nugget
idk I think Raiden's cute
so did volgin. so much homosexualry in this franchise what gives
Kojima is gay
Just look at ocelot
he's more of a troony like madonna, fake brit accent and all
even the us president wanted a piece
>He didn't like fatman
play deus ex it's better. mgs is for fatherless children and homosexuals.
that's why all israelitetubers are doing 4hour-long analysis on its le undiluted creatividad
Fatman is literally the best boss fight ever made
So what? It's still the best game of the franchise+best plot. Seethe+cope+dilate
saw this years ago and it's still the stupidest idea i ever saw from a professional japanese designer.
>wine
he's eating ice cream sundaes
and? raiden is better than snake anyways, cept for rising raiden.
How was he so fat if he rollerblades all the time?
>Old men are worthless! I can’t stand them!
Gotta like their candor lol
there are 0 good games in this franchise. No one can convince me to like this garbage
>let me just ask these nongaming preteen girls what they think about vidya
>*they obviously shat on it*
>oh shit gotta change the vidya asap
lmao kojimbo never cared about his fans
Raiden and all his shitty bigshell story was born out of placating to junior high school girls? Can't say I'm surprised ngl
it';s childlike fantasy and it's kino
No more questions. We have Rosemary.
Beyond based.
MGS2 will forever remain the pinnacle of the franchise.
MGS2 sucks but Fatman was the only good Dead Cell