>article written based off a single poorly translated reddit comment by a complete nobody
When I think "gaming journalist" can't get any more pathetic and worse they always end up surprising me.
> This Chang is better than that asiatic. This time they are sure to produce shit that isn't jank!
Frick off you tryhard poseur. Holy frick weeb ass lickers disgust me. Imagine simping for chinks. Could never be me.
>finally free from the Dark Souls curse >get Sekiro that actually does something meaningful and new with the formula >immediately get cursed with endless sequels to the worst totally not dark souls game from has made
Frick this shit
>No story >Barren open world >No challenge >Dualwielding makes the game even more trivial >Input reading >Magic is overpowered >No mimics >Just summon ashes to win, bro! >Bosses are easier to stagger now, meaning the game is even more casual friendly >Most weapon abilities trivialize the game >Like 75% of the game is optional >No solo invasions >No covenants, meaning that PvP has no point >4 endings are the same (kek) >Teleports (WHAT THE FRICK WERE THEY THINKING?????) >Intro is a powerpoint slideshow >"Altering costumes" system is the dumbest idea ever >Fast travel >Crafting is the most useless mechanic of all time >They changed Malenia's white VA to some Black person for woke points (OH NO NO) >All big bosses are garbage >Cuck shit >Feminist shit >Simp shit >Furry shit >troony shit >Gay shit >Pedophile shit >You have to simp for a woman in order to access some of the game's content (lmao) >Paid DLC >Final boss is a troony and a giant fish instead of kino old man battle like in literally all previous games >Skyrim dungeons (that have no rewards) >Boss reuse >Asset reuse >Worst camera ever
Is Elden Ring the worst game of all time?
It's not even close to the worst game of all time, and it's arguably not even that bad in the grand scheme of current vidya, but in my opinion it is certainly the worst FROMSOFT game since Ninja Blade and an enormous misstep in almost every single way.
A second eldenring would just be the exact same burger but with a bigger patty and some extra gherkins. Same thing but slightly bigger with a touch of more stuff available as weapons or spells. Which to some might be good enough but we never know if the recipe for the bun or patch is the same or if they changed some ingredients that make it less appetising.
>article written based off a single poorly translated reddit comment by a complete nobody
When I think "gaming journalist" can't get any more pathetic and worse they always end up surprising me.
Don't hold your breath, people are still waiting for the DLC to drop.
>He doesn't know.
DLC so big it became game 2
>they with use the same map + new caves
>97 on metacritic GOTY
>Directed by Yui tanimura
DOA
>Directed by Kazuhiro or any other A team member
Now you have my attention.
>Directed by Yui tanimura
GOTY
> This Chang is better than that asiatic. This time they are sure to produce shit that isn't jank!
Frick off you tryhard poseur. Holy frick weeb ass lickers disgust me. Imagine simping for chinks. Could never be me.
>best selling game made by a company gets a sequel
Truly shocking
Fs should have learned long ago that they should never do a sequerl
imagine thinking these creatively bankrupt morons aren't planning an Elden trilogy to capitalize on all their basedfaced fanboys
>empty open world with nothing to do other than grinding and farming
yeah i can't wait
>grinding
imagine being this bad at a From game lol
I beat it, and I habe no reason to replay
tacos tacos
Jennifer Lopez
Elden Ring 2 Cry of the Kangdom
It'll be a blunder mix of DS2 and Totk. Enjoy.
>finally free from the Dark Souls curse
>get Sekiro that actually does something meaningful and new with the formula
>immediately get cursed with endless sequels to the worst totally not dark souls game from has made
Frick this shit
>No story
>Barren open world
>No challenge
>Dualwielding makes the game even more trivial
>Input reading
>Magic is overpowered
>No mimics
>Just summon ashes to win, bro!
>Bosses are easier to stagger now, meaning the game is even more casual friendly
>Most weapon abilities trivialize the game
>Like 75% of the game is optional
>No solo invasions
>No covenants, meaning that PvP has no point
>4 endings are the same (kek)
>Teleports (WHAT THE FRICK WERE THEY THINKING?????)
>Intro is a powerpoint slideshow
>"Altering costumes" system is the dumbest idea ever
>Fast travel
>Crafting is the most useless mechanic of all time
>They changed Malenia's white VA to some Black person for woke points (OH NO NO)
>All big bosses are garbage
>Cuck shit
>Feminist shit
>Simp shit
>Furry shit
>troony shit
>Gay shit
>Pedophile shit
>You have to simp for a woman in order to access some of the game's content (lmao)
>Paid DLC
>Final boss is a troony and a giant fish instead of kino old man battle like in literally all previous games
>Skyrim dungeons (that have no rewards)
>Boss reuse
>Asset reuse
>Worst camera ever
Is Elden Ring the worst game of all time?
It's not even close to the worst game of all time, and it's arguably not even that bad in the grand scheme of current vidya, but in my opinion it is certainly the worst FROMSOFT game since Ninja Blade and an enormous misstep in almost every single way.
>No story
stopped reading there, I played ER and it has at least 1 story
YESS ITS GOING TO SAVE MY FRICKING LIFE, I CANT WAIT TO MAKE A PSX VERSION, RIGHT SISTERS?!!!!
a sequel to the best souls game would be nice
…….Why do you want more sequel shit to reduce the impact of a standalone, great game?
You people view video games as food and I hate you for it.
>view video games as food
Time for my food analogy!
A second eldenring would just be the exact same burger but with a bigger patty and some extra gherkins. Same thing but slightly bigger with a touch of more stuff available as weapons or spells. Which to some might be good enough but we never know if the recipe for the bun or patch is the same or if they changed some ingredients that make it less appetising.
Thank your for listening to my Ted talk.
noice i hecking love sequels, remakes and remasters!!
>Expansion still isn't out
>Already talking about sequels
That's bullshit but I believe it
But where's DLC info?
>Yui Tanimura is in charge again
Do we give his a second chance?