Dark Souls IV: The Age of Cars
You must race through the ancient lands of Fordran to link the gas pump and preserve the age of cars, or let it crumble into dust to allow the next phase of evolution to begin.
Materbart, I need the Sparkplug of Brilliance if I'm to ignite the 8 cylinders of combustion and save the Driverless Lands. If I fail, we'll all go Rusted.
>well gee, Lightnin I'd love to help ya but I think my gas tank is running emp-... *engine shuts off*
My team worked on two shitty FPS for a big company that ended up firing us back in February. We had all kinds of things but didn't have paraphernalia of the games we were working on in the office.
We were the best team, outperforming all the others. Right now a Mexican team took over where we left because they were way cheaper. >Show some enthusiasm for the project next time.
It's hard to love your product when it is the monetized cancer that is killing gaming and filling the pockets of the shareholders.
If I can interject, Cars (the first one) is actually good for a kids movie. The story is pretty classic, feels like an actual golden age film and could stand on its own even if it was done by human actors.
>that desolate feel to it
Because it mostly takes place in the american southwest, route 66, monument valley.
Like when logan came out and everyone thought it was post apocalyptic when really its just nevada.
cars 1 is a gender reversed hallmark romance movie >rich city guy accidentally ends up in bumfrick nowhere town >learns a lesson about whatever >falls in love with poorgay from town
It's way more than that. It's about tradition. It's about nostalgia. It's about America. It's about hard-working people being abandoned by progesss. Lightning has learn humility and practice driving techniques from a bygone era to find success. He has to be coached by a guy that has to move past his own issues and his own ego to find himself back in the autosport world.
>rich city guy accidentally ends up in bumfrick nowhere town
Anon thats the plot to doc hollywood, which was already a trope that goes back to the middle ages with a nobleman or knight falling in love with some woman in a frickbutt village in the middle of nowhere.
Cars as a franchise is fundamentally stupid.
But while the story is fairly generic - the idea that a rich successful guy ends up stranded in bumfrick nowhere and learns some valuable lessons about life and what truly matters is effective - it just works.
If this was anything but stupid fricking cars it would be a way better movie.
Dark Souls IV: The Age of Cars
You must race through the ancient lands of Fordran to link the gas pump and preserve the age of cars, or let it crumble into dust to allow the next phase of evolution to begin.
Probably a present for someone's kid that they delivered to the office so their kid wouldn't find it
No, it's guaranteed to belong to whoever the frick works at that desk. They'll have won it in a crane game and brought it to work.
Maybe it's the same reason Iron Man is there. Iron man X Cars cross over.
Or maybe it just means jack shit.
kachow
No but that Garchomp does
Garchomp was probably used as inspiration for those big shark dudes in Old Hunters Fishing Hamlet.
wow you're probably right
He's in the ds2 sewers
I'm 33 and never watched a cars movie.. can I still watch them and enjoy them?
>Miyazaki-san, what if we let the players just drive a car through the poison swamps?
who is that? are FS making a Blood Meridian game?
CYNTHIA CYNTIHA I SEE CYTHIA
>missing the most important detail
ah yes. cant wait for the soulslop game featuring cars, pokemon, and a bunch of random anime.
Materbart, I need the Sparkplug of Brilliance if I'm to ignite the 8 cylinders of combustion and save the Driverless Lands. If I fail, we'll all go Rusted.
>well gee, Lightnin I'd love to help ya but I think my gas tank is running emp-... *engine shuts off*
NOOOOOO MATERBART FORGIVE ME!!!
Decent
My team worked on two shitty FPS for a big company that ended up firing us back in February. We had all kinds of things but didn't have paraphernalia of the games we were working on in the office.
sounds like you guys deserved to be fired. Show some enthusiasm for the project next time.
We were the best team, outperforming all the others. Right now a Mexican team took over where we left because they were way cheaper.
>Show some enthusiasm for the project next time.
It's hard to love your product when it is the monetized cancer that is killing gaming and filling the pockets of the shareholders.
Guess it’s only natural that a slop developer would enjoy a slop movie
If I can interject, Cars (the first one) is actually good for a kids movie. The story is pretty classic, feels like an actual golden age film and could stand on its own even if it was done by human actors.
Parts of that film have that desolate feel to it, which i fricking love. I'll die on the hill of Cars 1 being great.
>that desolate feel to it
Because it mostly takes place in the american southwest, route 66, monument valley.
Like when logan came out and everyone thought it was post apocalyptic when really its just nevada.
cars 1 is a gender reversed hallmark romance movie
>rich city guy accidentally ends up in bumfrick nowhere town
>learns a lesson about whatever
>falls in love with poorgay from town
It's way more than that. It's about tradition. It's about nostalgia. It's about America. It's about hard-working people being abandoned by progesss. Lightning has learn humility and practice driving techniques from a bygone era to find success. He has to be coached by a guy that has to move past his own issues and his own ego to find himself back in the autosport world.
It's a good movie.
yeah thats what a woman would say about hallmark movies
>rich city guy accidentally ends up in bumfrick nowhere town
Anon thats the plot to doc hollywood, which was already a trope that goes back to the middle ages with a nobleman or knight falling in love with some woman in a frickbutt village in the middle of nowhere.
Cars as a franchise is fundamentally stupid.
But while the story is fairly generic - the idea that a rich successful guy ends up stranded in bumfrick nowhere and learns some valuable lessons about life and what truly matters is effective - it just works.
If this was anything but stupid fricking cars it would be a way better movie.
It was also clearly made by real car enthusiasts and has some really good homages and easter eggs.
>Becaude Lightning CAN strike twice, thrice, and more, FromSoftware tm is proof of it!
Woah...
the only dark souls figurines are the dark souls 2 guy and a generic black knight. theres NOTHING from ds3 or bloodborne
ds2heads......we freaking won
Pokemon soul with Cynthia as your maiden.
I have a horse squishmallow on my desk. They feel nice to hug.
you are trans
It's over
They're chasing the ffxv audience
>Devilman statue by Takayuki Takeya
fricking omega based
They're making a Cars game, duh