Liko agrees to go out with you but you quickly find out she's a stage 5 clinger. She tells you no other girl can ever love you like she does and she becomes violent towards any other female that interacts with you, including female Pokémon. The sex is amazing and you get laid daily but she doesn't allow you to watch any porn except for the homemade videos she made you. She's kinda scary sometimes but you know she'll never hurt you as l as you play by her rules.
nothing a lobotomy can't fix
Why would I go out with a girl I’m not in love with?
Why are you not in love with Liko?
I misread the OP and thought you said she had stage 5 cancer.
need yandere liko RIGHT NOW
>Attempted Murder at Amethio
>Uses attacks against strangers after being hypnotized
>Assassination attempt on Charizard by water bucket
Christ, the psychopath memes are almost real.
Liko's craziness is what makes her so endearing. Guys want to fix her.
Liko isn't like that
She's not fricking you so you wouldn't know
I'd actually watch the new anime if this was how Riko acted.
I'd be fine with that. The idea of Liko basically owning me for the rest of our lives sounds amazing.
Would you prefer a choke collar, shock collar, or to be kept in a human sized pokeball that she made out of paper mache?
Shock collar.
I gotta go with the shock collar. I feel like it would be less intrusive than the other options.
Brave souls letting her have a remote to control you with.
Hey now it's not that bad.
Every day is an adventure with Liko!
Let me tell you she doesn't abuse the shock collar.
Please don't get the wrong idea.
My sweet Liko is calling for me now.
Evenings with her are the best!
>wake up and notice Liko isn't in bed
>go downstairs and realize she's up and making breakfast
>"good morning anon! I hope you're hungry!"
>the kitchen smells amazing and you're absolutely starving after the night Liko put you through
>Liko prepares a plate for you and sets it on the table and gestures for you to sit
>"come sit and relax honey, I can rub your shoulders while you eat."
>you are absolutely blessed to have such a woman in your life.
>you sit down and realize that you need utensils
>"oh silly me, here I'll grab you a fork and knife!"
>Liko places the fork next to the plate but begins twirling the knife before slowly rubbing the blade on your shoulder
"Hey....yest in the market...who was that girl? The one giggling while you were talking to her...are you cheating on me? Do you....not love me anymore....?"
>you gulp as you feel the blade pressing down and getting closer to your neck
>you desperately explain that she was a random girl that asked for directions and you'll never see her again
>Liko stares at you for a moment before her cheerful demeanor comes back
>"oh good! Cause if you were cheating I'm afraid that just wouldn't do. You know I'm the only one for you. The only one who loves you unconditionally. You better not forget that anon."
>Liko kisses your head and hands you the knife and tells you to dig in before it gets cold
hot
Sexo
this made me hard
I know that's you
>You know I'm the only one for you. The only one who loves you unconditionally.
Congrats, this part worked me.
bump
What are you doing? She's 10!!! She's seeing this thread right now, What do you have to say for yourself?
I want her to fricking hurt me and slice me up with her Cat's Razor leafs.
I say I love you Liko
I wish my tongue was big enough to lick all of her at once...
Out of 10!
Really a shame Liko's parents never loved her and she developed into this monster.
>I get to be with a woman who basically loves me and satisfies me as much as I want.for no other reason
>she only wants my undying loyalty to her in return and to not be a cheating bastard
What's the catch?
I’ve rubbed my pussy like it was vinyl on a DJ's turntable and I’m so fricking tired of the feel of my own hand.
There are zero expectations for him to reply today. I’m sure he’s still nestled comfortably in that corner of his head where he hates himself and is convinced he’ll never give me the time of day again.
But that corner is a farce, and we both know it. The feel of my knife tracing down his chest scared him. But the feel of my tongue on his wiener, and how hard he came will fricking haunt him.
He’ll cry about it for a little while, but soon he’ll fall right back into temptation.
This is the kind of thing that scares me.
Does the fear turn you on? Does it make you want to give into Liko?
Yes.
A little yes but I know better. I know better and I am not going to fall for it again.
It's OK anon, fall for Liko. No one will ever love you like Liko. Like will keep you safe. Liko will take care of you.
>Liko will take care of you.
I am aware of her becoming the best wife for /vp/
Yes and Yes!
Schizos will make up an even less real version of a fake character just to not feel lonely for a few moments. This thread is genuinely sad and you homosexuals need to get laid. Not even meaning that as a joke you all need some genuine interaction with another human being.
I think it's sad that you can't handle some fun. Here, have a cute Liko.
I can handle fun just fine. This ain't it chief.
>This ain't it chief
Get the frick off this website
Not wanting a psychopath girlfriend is soi now?
As expected of shartyteens.
By psychopath you mean loving
Love is kino, but
>becomes violent towards any other female that interacts with you
is psycho.
She loves you so much that she's willing to fight for you.
Thigh-kouhai
Liko lap pillow
B-bros, what did Roy do?
He asked if you wanted to hang out
He mentioned Nemona too many times.
>ywn have a housewife who will commit atrocities for you.
Why bother living?
I'm sure you can find one. They just won't look like Liko
I feel your pain.
Would you be fine with Liko making you wear a chastity cage every time you went outside?
She would of course have the key.
Yes.
Only if she wears one too.