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>lobster claw
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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I look like this

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Can I rape you (in fnaf)?

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    is there an universe lore reason as to why scraptrap looks so shitty?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      black people

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      he's been playing dark souls 2

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because SpringTrap was already a decaying corpse trapped in a suit for 30 years, after which he got burned in a fire, after that William tried to fix his suit as much as possible so that's why he became such an abomination.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        glad the animatronic parts he found had the same color scheme, also glad that he was able to find a new skull that came with ears and lungs (and lips)

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          You don't actually see any of this in the game. Do you fricking want Scott to design anatomically accurate skeleton that you will NEVER see? That's like asking a movie director to actually kill people instead of using fake blood.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            you can literally see his skull lips and ear in this gif lol

            is there an universe lore reason as to why scraptrap looks so shitty?

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              If you GREATLY increase brightness in this 0.3 second animation, yeah, you might see that the skeleton of this cartoon character isn't 100% anatomically accurate.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                thank god the game does that for you https://youtu.be/yPYenK23MDs?si=_0BogHFGPwFVAP5V&t=66

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          How can he make stuff like pic related and still be unable to do anything actually human shaped

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          lol shit looks moronic, just like the anon replying to this post

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's not a skull, it's a fricking burnt flesh mummy rotting corpse thing

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't really play the games, but I've always wondered what the point of that springtrap suit even was and why anyone would willing enter it.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          It was the suit that William used to kill children. It's called a spring lock suit because it can be an animatronic or a person in a suit.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >It was the suit that William used to kill children.
            >it can be an animatronic or a person in a suit.
            I know the general lore around why he's in the suit as a not ghost, but that doesn't explain the reasoning behind making that deathtrap in the first place or why the guy who should know about the suit is happy to hop inside. Surely he could have just made a costume that isn't 50% an industrial machine that will crush you.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              the Fazbear company is literally moronic

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >making that deathtrap in the first place
              It's not a death trap, it just malfunctioned because of water.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >It's not a death trap, it just crushes you alive if it gets wet at all or is in a room that's a little too damp.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Damn if a girl was wearing it, it'd kill her if I walked in the room.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >It's not a death trap, it just crushes you alive if it gets wet and malfunctions
                Yes, that's how it works.
                >It's not a death trap, it's just a plane that falls if you hit it with a rocket
                The exact same logic.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Anon, you literally hear a phone recording in FNAF3 telling you that the springlock suits are dangerous and should not be worn under any circumstance.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Oh my God I fricking hate subhuman newtrannies. The fricking phone call in Fnaf 3 happens 30-35 years AFTER the God Damn spring lock failure, moron.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                You must be the new one because it's clearly established that they're TRAINING TAPES from when Fazbear was still around. Read the transcript, actually nevermind I'll do it for you since you seem to lack a brain.
                >After LEARNING of an of an unfortunate incident ... the company has deemed the suits temporarily unfit ... The classic suits are being retired ... you will be expected to wear the temporary costumes ... they were found on VERY SHORT NOTICE ... the classic suits are not to be touched, activated, or worn

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >it's clearly established that they're TRAINING TAPES from when Fazbear was still around
                .... is what I would say if I didn't play the game.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                NTA but are you being willfully dumb?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah he's just fishing for (you)s, ignore him

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >No argument
                And just like that... I won.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                The moron award

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >>It's not a death trap, it's just a plane that plummets from the sky if a passenger spills their drink or it rains a little
                >It's not a death trap, the forklift brakes just fail if it gets wet or the weather looks like it might rain
                >It's not a death trap, the elevator just drops to ground floor if the inside gets a little too moist

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                That reminds me, the way it was depicted in the movie was fricking hilarious
                >literally got shot and it deflected off like armor
                >but then gets ripped apart by a fricking marshmallow

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Don't diss the cupcake man, that thing'll frick you up

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Shit it might as well have been SHA considering it got more kills than the animatronic the series is named after

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Fazbear Entertainment's moronation is basically a giant gag, like Aperture Science. They're so moronic and cheap that they attempted to save a few bucks by not buying two separate suits for animatronics and performers, and the result was this juryrigged comically lethal piece of shit that is totally impractical, probably cost more to design and build than it was worth, and fricking eviscerates you like an iron maiden if you breathe on it wrong. They're complete idiots, hence why William Afton is able to wreak such havoc with impunity and why their establishment chews through minimum wage employees faster than an industrial revolution-era factory.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      glad the animatronic parts he found had the same color scheme, also glad that he was able to find a new skull that came with ears and lungs (and lips)

      You have all this conveniently saved. Were you just prepped and ready to b***h about inconsistency and saw that this was your chance, or are you just simply pretending?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >already molded to shit for 20 years in a dank room
      >burnt to a crisp
      >spent years(?) aimlessly wandering outside getting exposed to the elements

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      the drop in quality from springtrap to scraptrap is astounding

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    would

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    All the animatronics in that game were abominations.

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    sister location was a colossal mistake

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    When you're a dumb animatronic and no human help or resources but trash. What did you espect?

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    sovl

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Scott needs to do more art, his shit is so fricking good

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Scott needs to do more art
      There are a couple of reason why he won't
      1) He is old as frick
      2) He is cancelled for being worse than Hitler
      3) He has infinite money
      4) He just released one of the most successful horror movies ever

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Modern leftists are worse than the worst Christian ever was. Christians whined about Pokemon being demonic but nothing came from it. No one was fired.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I had a co-worker who was literal israeli communist and he always said the left was worse than the right because the majority of regular republicans don't actually support fascism but the left brags about it and no one cares.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            shit_that_didnt_happen.txt

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      He will, after he’s done with the FNAF movies trilogy.
      Trust the plan.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      love old styled pre-rendered 3d art

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      love old styled pre-rendered 3d art

      Yeah there's a lost art to pre-rendered backgrounds from the 90's early 00's that was lost on the transition to 3D hardware. Its cool that he kept making games with those kinds of visuals

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I really, really hope he makes another desolate game, hell anything not FNAF

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Is it worth playing?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          So there's 2 desolate games, room and hope
          They're okay, wacky little rpgs. They're worth a spin.
          Be warned that the endgame for Hope requires a specific strategy.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Reminds me of Quake 2.

      • 7 months ago
        DoctorGreen

        Afton, Leader of the Strogg

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is there any good YT videos that go over the lore, indepth as much as they can over the entire series? I remember watching a bit of a presidents and the games seem intresting atleast from a story perspective

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sure there’s plenty out there, but the issue is figuring out which one actually goes in-depth among the dozens of videos that just devolve into plot summaries and/or “theories”

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The problem is the lore isn't actually confirmed so everything out there is just headcanon but spoken as truths because people usually just hear it from a youtuber who got it from a subreddit who heard it from matpat or something

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >indepth as much as they can over the entire series?
      You asked for it, https://youtu.be/tTC7FExiH8I
      Note: This doesn't cover anything after Help Wanted, because "the stories aren't finished yet". So Security Breach, Ruin, the Movie, and Help Wanted aren't explored.
      Like the other anon said, most of the lore is very unclear, but the explanations in that vid all make sense to me, and I don't want to watch all 100 matpat vids.

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you think the following image is not COOL AS FRICK - you are a troony, end of discussion. If you think it's cool - you like Scraptrap, because that's basically his only appearance in the game (and the ending, which is also COOL as FRICK). See?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is really cool indeed. I love the salvage segments of pizzeria sim.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Too bad the actual best part of the game (the pizza sim) was easy as shit half assed nothing

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I really wanted a full tycoon mode. I’d make a Circus Baby-themed place but only I would be allowed in.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. The design was made with this sequence in mind and it works great

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    How the hell did she reassemble herself into that from what parts of her were in ennard???

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      She probably came out of ennard as little more than a wire skeleton like thing and had to absorb random materials to form some kind of body

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think she collected random shit on the street, that's why she has roller skates.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        those are clearly robotic roller skates though, she's a giant fricking robot, regular human skates wouldn't fit her. She's like, 3 times the size of a person I think.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >3 times the size of a person
          stop it you're turning me on

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            If you're turned on by a robot 3 times the size of you scooping out your organs and getting nice and snug in between your bones and flesh you're very normal I love you good night sleep tight good bye my friend goodnight moon.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >3 times the size of a person
          stop it you're turning me on

          >3 times
          She's the largest of all the non-Glamrock animatronics and is somewhere in the range of 6ft+

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >is somewhere in the range of 6ft+
            What the frick are you talking about, moron? She is like 10ft+.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Michael fit this inside of himself btw

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Michael fit this inside of himself btw

              Baby is 9 - 10ft tall and the Glamrocks (based on an coloring book thing released prior to SB) are about twice that.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Glamrocks are 20 feet tall?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Glamrocks aren't 20 feet tall lmao, you do realize you play as a kid in those games right?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Baby is 7 feet tall.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                big girl

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Baby's voice is boner fuel and Sister Location lets you get really intimate with her but holy frick parts of that game are almost unplayable (the springlock suit thing) and they totally wasted her after that

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                How did they waste her?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                her next appearance is her being a minion of her dad and then dying, doing nothing else of note

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >her next appearance is her being a minion of her dad
                So a daughter follows her father? Holy F U C K I N G BABABABABABABABABASED. The best thing about this franchise. Only CHAD Cawthon has the BALLS to do something like this.
                >and then dying
                Like ALL of the characters.
                >doing nothing else of note
                She literally has the final villain monologue, moron.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                No that's Circus Baby, not Elizabeth

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think she went back to the bunker and built herself a new body. I think the lobster claw is maybe parts from the scooper.

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >be the best character from Sister Location
    >turn into generic henchwoman in sequel

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sister Location in general was Wasted Potential: the game.

      How would you fix Baby?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        There is nothing wrong with Baby.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          post-SL baby i mean

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            There is nothing wrong with Baby post SL.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >SL baby: I am a manipulate ghost robot that will trick you and use your body as a suit to escape this shitty place my shitty dad put me in
              >post SL baby: omg yes daddy I will do everything you tell me to!

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >kill Afton in FNAF 3
        >make Baby the central antagonist of her own trilogy

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        With my dick. She taps into both my robot and clown fetishes.

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like the implication that she had red and green light up breasts but im curious how Scrap Baby got like that considering she's apparently made of scraps of her old body after she got yeeted out of Ennard? Where did the skates come from?

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    So which one jumped the shark? 3 or 4?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      4. Blame matpat for leading everyone astray with his stupid dream theory

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        It being a dream honestly would've salvaged it from being that either Afton designed actual fricking deathbots and then left it inside his home or the current explanation that on the side he produced Scarecrow gas and fricked with some random kid

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          No, his dream theory stated that EVERYTHING including 1, 2, and 3 were all part of the same nightmares

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Oh forgot, in that case that's moronic. That said 4 should've been nothing but a nightmare.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Arguably 3 and 4 are among the better ones for the lore and would be seen in better light if the filler entry 2 didn't exist or was more focused

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The fans jumped the shark since they were too moronic to piece the story together and relied on their master moron MatPat to solve it for them (he never did). So now we'll never know what was in the box.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      every successive game past 1 jumped the shark in their own way if you're a contrarian
      i think there was a nice throughline with 1-4 though, it was Sister Location that got too nutty

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sister Location. It introduced the dumb fricking concept of 'remnant', illusion discs, and turned William into a mad scientist for no good reason. Yeah he just built all this super advanced robotics YEARS before Freddy's was even established and he somehow kept this huge facility entirely under his house.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Illusion discs were never canon, those were strictly a book thing. Sister Location did reveal the whole "FNAF 4 was a nightmare gas experiment" thing though.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sister Location. 3 was perfectly fine, and 4 wasn’t too outlandish, although we really didn’t need another “bite” in the lore.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >first three games told a story of a recurring villain who got away with murders that cause collateral damages as a result before finally getting his comeuppance
      >fourth game seemingly has nothing to do with anything until you realize it's a fricked up consequence of events tied to all of that
      >we've got supernatural ghost hauntings and that's mostly it
      >Sister Location suddenly adds the revelation that William Afton was some sort of super-science motherfricker with Resident Evil Umbrella Corporation tier ultra designed animatronics that also capture children, and has some shit called Remnant that captures souls inside of his creations too, complete with the concept that the protagonist is scooped by the animatronics to try to take him over with this shit
      Gee, take a wild guess.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      1

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why did his designs peak at 3? It was literally only downhill since. Also
    >SL for some reason has a far more advanced springlock even though said suit would've been designed before the much shittier ones used in the family diner

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sex with Circus Baby

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Love baby

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      imagine the ice cream

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      imagine the ice cream

      Cory, it hasnt been FIVE MINUTES

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sauce?

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do you motherfrickers know fnaf lore?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've never played a single game in the series since the "gameplay" is absolutely not engaging but I did find the premise and story interesting so I followed it.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sister Location is different because it's not an actual time management sim like most of them; it's more like an adventure game

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          It still amounts to "click click click click" boring bullshit

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Oh nooo god forbid a game require inputs, unlike my favorite Sony moviegame

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Clicking the mouse isn't gameplay
              Call me when FNAF has combos, counters, parries, jumps, and 3D movement, my little gamelet

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Clicking the mouse isn't gameplay
                It is though.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because it's good. Do you have a FRICKING problem?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because some of us have the uncanny ability to look at a product and infer a story without some shithead youtuber screeching at us for 20 minutes about homosexual theories.

      Sometimes you just need an Australian mad lad and a few dead kids to say "I get that".

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >find the games interesting
      >don't like the gameplay
      >watch videos about it as a substitute for experiencing it
      Basically: I'm a filthy tertiary.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Only the first two are worth playing anyway

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          ... and 3, 4, 5 and 6 with UCN*
          Sorry forgot to mention, was in a hurry.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I used to closely follow FNAF lore when I was a kid. Now I follow it distantly since it makes less and less sense with every addition to the series.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >FNAF lore when I was a kid
        so that's how that feels

  19. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is Ganker filled with robot frickers?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      They keep making the robots frickable

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      BECAUSE I WANNA FRICK SOMETHING THAT IS CAPABLE OF LOVE

  20. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    FNAF went to shit when “lore” got center focus instead of being obscure easter eggs in the background

    Sister Location would be the absolute best game if you didnt have to listen to hours of unskippable dialog
    I’d rather die and start a night over than die and listen to not-glados tell the same joke for the 158th time

  21. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are you sure this will help us sell more pizzas?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      yes

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pizzas?

  22. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    what the frick is wrong with zoomers
    i think this soulless automatons perfectly, poetically encapsulate this whole dumb herd animal generation

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      you just have bad taste

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        You had no childhood due to growing up with social media, so you turned into a soulless husk.
        You try to fill this void with the soulless robots of FNAF and the youtubers who pretend to scream at its jump scares.
        How's that for some "lore"?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          yeah you just don't like cool robots. Perhaps go to >>>/vr/ and sulk about quake

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >misshapen plastic furries
            >cool
            what the frick is wrong with zoomers

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Don't bother bro, they'll never know what it's like to be a 1999 boomer.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      What is wrong with people seething over FNAF? Does this series merely existing trigger something in you that you need to come into every single thread and ask what do people like about the games?
      Do you go into resturaunts you don't like and shout 'what is wrong with you people? how could you eat this garbage?'. What is your end goal? Why do you waste your time?

      >FNAF lore when I was a kid
      so that's how that feels

      FNAF 1 came out in 2014

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        2014 was five minutes ago, guy

  23. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    So am I getting evidence that FNAF 3 tapes were made before spring lock failure or not?

  24. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Leaked HW2 mini-game cutscene

  25. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    yes you can.

  26. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >The animatronics were the good guys

    This shit ruined the series

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I mean, define "good guys" since they're still out to kill every single night guard they come across because of mistaking them for Afton. There's bringing mercy to their souls for a final rest and then there's trying to survive their bullshit because they murder at night. Even in the movie they're effectively a ghostly cabal of serial killers that happen to be kids trapped as souls in mecha coffins. Plus they kinda horribly failed to actually keep Afton down.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      They're angry vengeful spirits. Just because they killed a bad guy doesn't make them good guys.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      They were never the good guys. They were just made more sympathetic, which is really easy to do when the other chief antagonist in the series is a child murderer.

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