Lol, get fricked Sakurai.

Lol, get fricked Sakurai.

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  1. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    what am i supposed to see

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Sakurai turned Kirby into a Square Enix homosexual

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        But Kirby has anime hair when inhaling any of the FE characters, Cloud and Sephiroth?
        How is this any different?

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Kirby being unable to wield a real Keyblade due to obvious Disney design mandates. Same reason why gooby and dolan don't show up.

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        They are allowed to use Sora with his keyblade but not a different character with it?

        Why is Square Enix so shit not being able to ask Disney?

        • 3 years ago
          Anonymous

          The Disney that let KH be made in the first place doesn't exist anymore. The series only persists out of legacy and modern Disney is picky as frick with Square.

          • 3 years ago
            Anonymous

            Disney was always picky as frick with Square. To the boomer executives terrified of the very idea of a dark Disney crossover story, they were shocked that it did well and scrambled to imitate it (while still maintaining restrictions), resulting in stuff from Epic Mickey, Disney Infinity and Mirrorverse to garbage like Once Upon a Time and Descendants. Kingdom Hearts went from huge risk to their main brand marketing platform in the interactive space.

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        Kirby is SO pure of heart that his own keyblade is made of pure light

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        So? He still copied its power.

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        my guess is that Sakurai only played the first game and was still going off the idea that there is only 1 keyblade wielder.

  2. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Could have given him a just an elongates key you'd find in a kirby game

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      This is what Aladdin's Genie did in Kingdom Hearts 2 during his Summon, he had his own rendition of a keyblade. They could have done the same with Kirby.

  3. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine how humiliating this was for Sakurai. Like "nooooo Kirby can't use a keyblade he's too shit". Like anything SE ever made will ever amount to the popularity of what Sakurai has made.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Are you saying that sakurai is cucked?

  4. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    who cares

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      I care. I also care that Donald and Goofy couldn't be portraits on Sora's stage, much less have them be part of his Final Smash.

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        They're not video game characters dude, it's obvious they wanted to keep the Disney stuff out for obvious reasons.

        • 3 years ago
          Anonymous

          >They're not video game characters dude
          Except the times when they are?... Like Sora's game?

          • 3 years ago
            Anonymous

            You know what I mean, don't be dense, they're cartoon characters that appear in video games.

            • 3 years ago
              Anonymous

              Kirby, Mario, Sonic, and Link are cartoon characters too.

              • 3 years ago
                Anonymous

                >still being dense
                Next you'll tell me Lucario is an anime character.

              • 3 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yes

              • 3 years ago
                Anonymous
        • 3 years ago
          Anonymous

          Dracula isn't a video game character either.

  5. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Kirbye cant weild a keyblade in lore

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      No, but he is more of a Jesus like character than sora would ever be, which by the way, sakurai had nothing part of. Shinichi Shimomura created the amazing legacy that HAL carried for years without sakurai.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Kirby shouldn't wield his own version of the Monado, and he's still alive. Kirby can wield his own version of the Falchion and other Fire Emblem relics. He should be able to wield the keyblade.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Kirby shouldn't SHIT characters, that goes against the lore, he should eat them and digest them with his acids.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      How do you know that?

  6. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Kirby can use:
    Falchion (three versions)
    Ragnell
    Buster Sword
    Failnaught (requires Crest of Riegan for no drawbacks)
    Binding Blade
    Monado
    Numerous FE/FF/DQ spells including Gigaflare, Thoron, and Kafrizz
    Both Aegis forms
    Multiple PSI abilities
    A half-dozen Pokemon moves
    A gun
    Love is Blue
    and perform a Shakunetsu Hadouken,
    but can't carry a key?

  7. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    what if the next KH game has this keyblade...

  8. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Kirbybros.... we arent worthy...

  9. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >LOOK GUYS IM ONLY PRETENDING TO BE MENTALLY ILL

  10. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >can take Sora’s keyblade from him
    >even redesigns it to suit himself
    Eat your heart out Kirby

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      >gets completely destroyed by cartoon lion projection
      pathetic

  11. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    I’m glad to know Disney stressed Sakurai the frick out with their interference and meddling. They took his creative freedoms away just for 1 character

  12. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    they just didn't want to add Kirby's official keyblade

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      lmao

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