>LOL hey, so I've been playing Baldur's Ga-

>LOL hey, so I've been playing Baldur's Ga-

SHUT UP. Just shut. The frick. Up. Holy FRICK this is a board of brainwashed NPCs. Never in my life have I seen such a transparent astroturfing attempt. You think you're special or unique? You're a fricking sheep.

FACT: The general populace are morons. There has literally never been anything that has been popular on a widespread scale that has been of genuine quality. Why do you think gatekeeping exists? If people had taste and didn't ruin franchises with their preferences, there'd be no GATE TO KEEP.

Have some respect for yourselves! You're no better than normies and their FOMO; "oh, my feed is full of this game, better play it so I can be part of the newest trend!" You vapid, vapid c**ts.

Everywhere I turn it's Shitdur's Gate this, Baldumb's Gay that. Who even the frick is Baldur anyway? Nobody gave a crap the first two times his gate opened. I feel like this is a gigantic psyop.

It's like the shitty Barbie movie which nobody was actually interested in but a combination of pandering and social media saturation created a social obligation to go and see it. I still haven't actually spoken to anyone in real life who's seen it, and I expect this game will be the same.

So stop fricking posting about it. 10-20 threads on every sodding platform I use. Evidently purchased.

Shall I be playing? I think not. I'll be sticking to my backlog of actual good games, thanks (I.e. things I've cultivated an interest for myself and not things the internet has told me to like.)

Grow a spine, you twats. Just say no.

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Black folk.

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    baldurs gate makes you bald homie

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    name one good game you anime cooming NORMIE!

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sly Cooper 2: Band of Thieves

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jak and Daxter

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Literally even the worst anime game is better than this astroturfed trash. If anything this game is proof b*lgium should be partitioned asap

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    > I'll be sticking to my backlog of actual good games

    And that being...

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Since you asked:
      >Rollercoaster Tycoon 2
      >Jak and Daxter trilogy
      >Assassin's Creed Ezio Collection
      >Portal 2 replay
      >Ace Attorney
      >Mario/Rabbids Rayman DLC when it releases
      >Sam and Max Save the World
      >Luigi's Mansion 3
      >Dragon Quest XI

      Also helping the wife with her Disney Dreamlight Valley file. Shits on Animal Crossing.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Shitty, vapid games for ADD children
        Gotcha

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Way to expose your subhuman taste.

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fresh new copypasta just dropped

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's not fresh, newbie

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    nice bait, cant name good game

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sly Cooper 2: Band of Thieves

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    based, tired of europoors shilling their trash here non stop

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't met anyone irl that has played the game, or is willing to admit it.
    The porn killed the game for the most part forcing all discussion into kink circles.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      There is no porn in the game

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        What the frick are you talking about, there are numerous graphic sex scenes

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          The game is mostly porn and that is why no one will talk about it which ended up killing any impact it may have had in the gaming landscape.

          The average bioware game is more graphic you just see pusy and benis and booba if you remove people's panties

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        The game is mostly porn and that is why no one will talk about it which ended up killing any impact it may have had in the gaming landscape.

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    bump3

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You can't bump your own threads shillop. It doesn't do anything.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        do you know how Ganker works?
        oh right you're pretending to be moronic because you actually don't have a personality

        also not OP

        bump4

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Do you? OP can't bump it doesn't do anything moron.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          OPs can't bump their own threads anon. It is to prevent morons (you) from keeping shitpost threads on page 1 from sheer dedication to the shitposting.
          You notice the thread isn't going back to page 1 when you bump right?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            That's weird because shills like yourself do it all the time

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              What a strange post.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                watch me bump the thread

                are you ready

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Another big oof

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes but too long and you posted their gay game’s poster instead of a better one.

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    OP here. I just pasted funny pasta

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Meds

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
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    Anonymous

    >reddit

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  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm gonna say it

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      don't

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    Anonymous

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    Anonymous

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    Anonymous

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    Anonymous

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    Anonymous

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  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    combo breaker

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      damn

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    We won, you lost

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >We

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    Anonymous

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    Anonymous

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    Anonymous

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  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I still haven't actually spoken to anyone in real life
    dont worry, we know.

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    Anonymous

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    Anonymous

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  29. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    c-c-c-combo breaker

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      sheeeeeeitt

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        MOOOOOOOODS

  30. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    g

  31. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I HATE ALL THESE BALDUR'S GATE 3 THREADS
    >makes a new baldur's gate 3 thread
    moron

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