>LOL hey, so I've been playing Baldur's Ga-

>LOL hey, so I've been playing Baldur's Ga-

SHUT UP. Just shut. The frick. Up. Holy FRICK this is a board of brainwashed NPCs. Never in my life have I seen such a transparent astroturfing attempt. You think you're special or unique? You're a fricking sheep.

FACT: The general populace are morons. There has literally never been anything that has been popular on a widespread scale that has been of genuine quality. Why do you think gatekeeping exists? If people had taste and didn't ruin franchises with their preferences, there's be no GATE TO KEEP.

Have some respect for yourselves! You're no better than normies and their FOMO; "oh, my feed is full of this game, better play it so I can be part of the newest trend!" You vapid, vapid c**ts.

Everywhere I turn it's Shitdur's Gate this, Baldumb's Gay that. Who even the frick is Baldur anyway? Nobody gave a crap the first two times his gate opened. I feel like this is a gigantic psyop.

It's like the shitty Barbie movie which nobody was actually interested in but a combination of pandering and social media saturation created a social obligation to go and see it. I still haven't actually spoken to anyone in real life who's seen it, and I expect this game will be the same.

So stop fricking posting about it. 10-20 threads on every sodding platform I use. Evidently purchased.

Shall I be playing? I think not. I'll be sticking to my backlog of actual good games, thanks (I.e. things I've cultivated an interest for myself and not things the internet has told me to like.)

Grow a spine, you twats. Just say no.

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    ok

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    (You)

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not reading that, schizo anon.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why the frick did you bump this shit?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >NOOOOOO, someone is speaking out against the Current Trend. We must suppress him before others wake up!

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >FACT: The general populace are morons
    FACT: You are one of them.
    >Who even the frick is Baldur anyway? Nobody gave a crap the first two times his gate opened. I feel like this is a gigantic psyop.
    Ignorant manchild.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >HOW DARE YOU

      The post.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >new game isn’t on Microsofts cut price Gamepass slop machine
        >schizo hate brigade against it on Ganker Gankerpol
        every time

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Seethe moar and kys.

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    i dont get it, is the hype and popularity not real or is it only sheep seeing it

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The amount of seething asspain caused by people actually talking about a video game on Ganker is hilarious.
    >I'll be sticking to my backlog of actual good games, thanks
    Yeah, you'll be sticking to that backlog because you never actually play any of those games and the backlog just keeps growing.

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Zoomers get tricked by marketing. Literally nobody on Ganker has heard of baldur's gate before this.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. Social media decides what is popular. I could film a video of me shitting off a bridge and if it went viral, 'Top 10 Bridge Shitting Challenge' would be all that would be talked about that month.

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is probably one of the top 10 games that mindbroke Ganker the most. I'm loving every second of it.

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    People play a video game for once and this guy has a meltdown

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Many such cases.

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    why is Baldurs Gate 3 causing both chuddys and troonys to seethe uncontrollably? the fact that its a PS5 console ‘exclusive’ is one part of it, is the fact its not a battle royale another part of it? whats with the shitting and pissing daily? don’t tell me this is Starfield coping

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >new game isn’t on nintendo’s latest fisher price toy
    >schizo hate brigade against it on Ganker Ganker
    every time

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bumping, schizos don't understand that their meltdowns are just more free advertisement.

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Evidently purchased.
    You had me until this part. Stopped reading here. Frick you and frick this board.

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    nice blog post, do you have a myspace where I can keep up to date with your daily seethings?

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >a million zelda threads on release
    >that's ok
    >a million bg3 threads on release
    >FRICK YOU STOP POSTING
    Interesting.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      What are you talking about, the Zelda spam was just as bad.

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >AAAAAH STOP USING Ganker - VIDEO GAMES TO TALK ABOUT VIDEO GAMES

    Shut up homosexual.

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The game sucks but you need to take your meds.

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    the BG3 backlash really went into overdrive when it turned out to be both good and not coming to Xbox any time soon

    hmmmm, I thought it was Tendies at first, but this has to be Xbots furious that they have to make do with Todds Slopfield

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't say that. You'll summon them and they'll spend all day screaming SNOY on Ganker again.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Xbots dont exist here. These are tendies.
      But yeah, I think there are some starfieldgay here worried that the bear meme game made people forget about Starfield

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      As an xbox|X owner it sucks that series S delayed the launch and my pc is too weak to run BG3 in anything but lowest settings with maybe 20fps tops. I will probably upgrade my pc before it's released on xbox.

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >IT'S BAD BECAUSE IT'S POPULAR: The Thread

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Unironically yes. There is no greater or more glaring red flag than mainstream popularity. If casuals or normalgays derive enjoyment from it, it must suck.

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ukraine lost a year ago

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Baldurs Gate 3 is…le popular???

    its has never been more over than it is now

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tl;Dr can someone give me a quick gestalt.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't play a game just because social media told you to play it.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        But I'm already in act 3

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just get a PC you twat.

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah I don't really see the hype. I was already bored after the first few hours. If I wanted to play a tabletop I'd just play a tabletop. It's probably a good game for waifugays I guess though. God knows there's plenty of them here.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Zoomers won't ever play a game format that involves no screens.

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    You're a turboschizo.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, he's just challenging the narrative. Learn to be critical.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >he's just challenging the narrative
        No, he's just making up his own insane narrative out of thin air. Literal schizo shit.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nah not even the guy you're replying to, or OP. This shit game is more forced than the shilling that went on with REmake4. That's really saying something. Instead of indians though it's homosexuals, and troons.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I am neither a homosexual nor a troon and yet I post about BG3 every day because there's finally a game I enjoy for the first time in a long time.
            cope and seethe

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        You're a turboschizo.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      To me, OP is a sane man on an insane board.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Mental illness attracts mental illness.

  27. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    not everyone is 15 homosexual, I played all the previous games when I was a kid. This is natural progression and you are just seething you cannot participate in it in the same way older generation can.
    Cope and Mald

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >not everyone is 15 homosexual, I played all the previous games when I was a kid
      it really does separate the contrarian zoomers from vidya enjoyers. I remember getting BG1 bundled with my P3 550, then losing my shit seeing BG2 in the wild when they still sold PC games in big boxes with 100+ page manuals. fricking good times, I feel bad for anyone raging against BG3, its either a bad home life, bad education or a mixture of both, very concerning

  28. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >game good
    >me play
    simple as keep your culture war shit to yourself

  29. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are the drow characters from spectator fight could be found somewhere? They disappeared after I used long rest. Few that died had rare loot.

  30. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Waits to play this game for years because big fan of series
    >Have some internet jack ass say im playing i to follow trends

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Then yours is a valid playthrough. I hope you enjoy, sincere anon.

  31. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    You tell them, bro! Just another BG3 thread.

  32. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Go for the eyes Boo, GO FOR THE EYES! AAAAAAAArg!!!!!

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      heard it in my head when I read it

  33. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    *checks your Ganker profile*
    >don't even own the game
    >anime pfp
    >level 8
    not even going to read
    besides 800k people are loving the game so you're wrong 🙂

  34. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's obvious now that the whole "Game devs shouldn't be expected to produce quality games on par with Baldurs Gate 3" controversy was a gigantic guerilla marketing stunt. Everything is so fake...

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nothing is real anymore.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can see how Sawyer and the rest might be threatened by it. He resorted to nostalgia cope with his games because he thought it's literally impossible to make modern CRPGs profitable if you use anything more than 25 year old tech. I remember him bragging in a showcase for Pillars of Eternity about their "dynamism" because a fricking light source could move behind a 2d background or some shit. Meanwhile Larian has full 3d environments that actually fricking move and change and explode. It makes everything Obsidian did in the last 10 years look like a joke.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Dude literally talked how he hates larian for making fully voiced dialogue a standard in crpg years ago before this controversy.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          He's right, most VAs are shit and it shows.

  35. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't read. Still playing bg3. crpg bros won. Stay mad.

  36. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    frick you OP/Todd, not falling for your shit again, I will NOT be playing Starfeld

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just imagine having to launch Starfield while everyone plays and enjoys BG3.

      The launch of Fallout76 will be remembered as being flawless compared to the upcoming shitshow.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Seriously bg3 ubironically fricked starfield, maybe even ac6 (not enough time for tiktokers pretending to like souls but mecha)

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          If they delay it’s ogre

  37. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Instant classic pasta.

  38. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Have sex

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Think I will. Unfortunately you wouldn't have time, spending it all in Shitdur's Gayte 3.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Have sex with a bear

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      In-game cutscenes don't count as real sex incel troony.

  39. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why does people playing games make Gankercels so mad?

  40. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    People hate him, for he speaks the truth.

  41. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do you not remember when Elden Ring came out?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same principle applies.

  42. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Genuine mental illness. It's a shame we don't have effective meds for such terminal cases of contrarianism.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >meds to make someone conform to a majority opinion

      Sounds pretty dangerous to me, anon.

  43. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's gay porn disguised as a crpg. I mean if you're a homosexual ok but it's not anything special.

  44. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Trying to hard to fit in.

  45. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Too long all publicity bad or good is still publicity but of course you already knew this

  46. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >mfw people try to talk about video games on the video game board instead of porn, race and pedophilia

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Talk? Try cramming down people's throats.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >talk about video games
      Black person everything everyone talks about gaydulrs Gayte Pee is the homosexualry and cvckoldry in the game

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      We all have our niches.

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