132 thoughts on “>looks like your indie game needs some funding”

  1. If I had a time machine the first thing I’d do would be to submit my own OC to Shovel Knight’s kickstarter, thereby removing Reize
    Then I’d do the same for Undertale’s "fantroll" thing, thereby replacing the butterdragon with a cute girl dragon

    I wouldn’t even work very hard on my OC’s or anything I’d just tell the game dev to make a character with a few basic traits / design elements. I wouldn’t want to step on any toes, my only goal would be to disenfranchise and frustrate these weird "Design a character!" predators.

    I’d try and save Colossal Kaiju Combat too but that one might just be unsalvageable no matter what time I arrive at.

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  2. THINK! INCEL! THINK! IF YOU PUT FORTH ALL THAT MONEY YOU COULD’VE MADE A JOB LIKE AMAZON AND BECOME RICHER THEN JEFF BEZOS!

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  3. unironically way more annoyed when I see shovel knight in stuff than this dude because at least people are willing to make fun of him. with shovel knight its always just
    >Holy shit, is that Shovel Knight(tm), noted indie character??
    >Yes, I sure am a knight with a shovel.

    shit feels like a simpsons celebrity guest star

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  4. what would offend this guy the most? his character genderbent or his character being femdomed? all i know is that he finds sex "icky" and is very defensive.

    purely for curiosities sake of course.

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  5. reize has actively improved every game he’s been in and I’m tired of pretending he’s not. there’s no game where he’s super annoying eating time away from the actual intended game, he’s always either just a harmless cameo or after he became such a meme someone the devs use to make funny jokes about
    good example, crosscode released a dlc earlier this year with a sidequest about him – and it’s all about how he’s a retard who eventually gets permabanned from the mmo everyone is playing

    all the shitting on reize is just furries trying to shift blame

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    • There’s a growing divide between popufur commission whores and pretty much everyone else that’s going on right now. They really dont like those homosexuals being the face of the fandom. Expect more drama than usual in a few months.

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  6. didnt even know this was someones OC that just gets shoehorned into indies. is it the same with that Baz character? i thought Baz being in so many games was more a running gag than anything. ive also seen him in more games than reize

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    • Zubaz was rejected concept character for Street Fighter II that some youtubers turned into a running gag because he looked cool.

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    • How many years would it take to learn RPG maker to make a mediocre actual game(i.e. isnt just a shitpost thats like 20 minutes long)?

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      • Depends what you want to make with it. If you’re fine with the default systems and just want to make a basic JRPG, then there’s really nothing to learn; it’s all very self-explanatory. Your biggest time hurdle will probably be testing and balancing more than anything.
        The more custom shit you want, the longer you’ll have to spend learning and setting things up before you can actually start on the game though.

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        • Depends on how well he can follow the concepts of scripting, too. There’s the "event" system that’s sort of like scripting but all the options are laid out for you. I’ve met people who can’t figure it out at all. Like they can’t trace it going from top to bottom and figure out the flow for the event. Even when it’s made to be simple, some people just aren’t wired for it, I guess.

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      • for me, i want to use custom graphics.
        this will let me bypass some limitations, and make my life easier in some ways…
        but its the most time consuming part.

        after that, its like what anon said, testing and balancing. (some other issues can be time consuming, under the right conditions.)

        There are tricks to get around balancing, but the hardcore players will pick up on it, complain u used gimmicks instead of difficulty.

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  7. Laugh if you want, but you’ll never be rich enough to get your terrible OC into every indie game out there to live out a crazy headcanon of him being a dimensional traveler or something.

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