>lore says dragons are highly intelligent and civilized beings
>all they ever do is attack you on sight and roar like animals
Elden Ring, as much as I enjoy, I do quibble with.
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>lore says dragons are highly intelligent and civilized beings
If you were smart, you'd attack everyone on sight too
a mere mortal like u could never comprehend the will of a dragon
I've always hated how Lansseax just attacks you on sight and fights you to the death (if you find her a second time) especially because she is explicitly stated to have taken human form in the past to "mingle" with Leyndell knights. Like, frick, we finally could have gotten a dragon waifu but she just fights you to the death, one of the handful of remaining ancient dragons. Just fights you to the death in a random ass location for absolutely no reason whatsoever.
Wasn't Lansseax Vyke's pussy? Or was he just stated to be fricking a random ancient dragon? I don't remember.
Its implied lansseax loved a good frick and fricked lots of knights, it just happened vyke is the one she loved most.
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A dragon would be smart enough not to post this.
corny
nothing in the game makes sense and I don't think miyazaki cares.
>Lore says human beings are intelligent and civilised beings
>all they ever do is attack you on sight and roar like animals
There's a talking fricking pope turtle
>humans are highly intelligent and civilized beings
>all they ever do is attack on sight
is there any game that doesnt do this? baldurs gate 2 dragons are supposedly high and noble creatures, but they are all servants, mustache twirling schizos and high-horsing do-nothingers. there's no dragon civilization or culture or creations, it's just fat frick lizards hoarding random trash and squatting on human civilization. more importantly, where are the games where dragons are treated more like what they really are, oversized pigeons?
Pillars of Eternity, you can talk things out with almost every single dragon.
Shadowrun, the dragons are all powerful CEOs and one of them won the election for US president (before getting blown up)
>lore says israelites are high IQ beings
>all they ever do is chop their dicks off and worship Black folk
Who cares. Irl lore is more interesting anyways.
Miyazaki got the Age of Wonders lore instead of Elder Ring´s.
Please understand.
I don't remember Dragons being called super smart in Elden Ring. I remember that in Dark Souls, but not ER. Or is my memories getting muddled?
>no dragon homie to hang out with like in ds1/2
we hates it
i always like seeing massive ferocious monsters that just sit around and fluoride stare at you like "what the frick is this thing?"
being denied that in ER was super lame
flaccidusax is explicitly an elden lord who preceded the golden order
the other ancient driggas hang out primarily in farum azula which has that chamber maliketh is squatting in with the giant elden ring mural
>lore says dolphins are highly intelligent and civilized beings
>all they ever do is suck each other's dick and rape each other
Maybe you should stop being a butthole they wouldnt scream at you
Humans are also highly intelligent and civilized beings, but we also have Africans. Same thing.
those are all wyverns
So same as Skyrim dragons, lmao.
skyrim's dragons at least talk and communicate with you, and you have paarthurnax you can ally and train with. elden ring they're just screaming beasts despite being supposed higher beings. maybe the shattering of the elden ring messed them up like it messed up the people - a permanent state of "nondying" has basically stagnated the world, perhaps it is affecting the dragons too
Placidusax actually isn’t hostile until you draw your weapon
that was such a good boss. no cheap shit or anime combos. felt like a classic from soft boss.
uh they are corrupted.. time is convoluted or something..