>oversell nintendo game >people play it >turns out it's not great and has some serious flaws >get angry when it's pointed out
Was this your master plan?
I wish the game was great, but it's not even as good as mega man x. snes games are very disappointing overall.
7 months ago
Anonymous
>snes games are very disappointing overall.
No they aren't.
7 months ago
Anonymous
You don't play them, we've already established you're a lets play watcher.
been playing the game since before (You) were born, noone who grew up with DKC or DKC2 b***hes about the difficulty or speed so I'm eagerly waiting for your next reply
Why don't you know B button is jump? Y is roll/throw. Are you playing these on an emulator with an Xbox 360 controller? You don't even own the real hardware like me?
7 months ago
Anonymous
cartwheel jumps are not that complicated and neither is sprinting, you can keep make your kong move a lot faster on ground and in-air if you keep holding cartwheel. Very few obstacles need to be cleared with sprinting anyways so it's practically easy mode hopes this helps
7 months ago
Anonymous
>You don't play them, we've already established you're a lets play watcher.
That wasn't even me you were replying to you fricking moron.
7 months ago
Anonymous
Told you all it was one of the three eternally asshurt spergs from /vr/.
7 months ago
Anonymous
Honest question: How old are you? I grew up on the SNES and think it has one of the greatest libraries ever. But I'm willing to admit bias.
7 months ago
Anonymous
>snes games are very disappointing overall.
your generation is very disappointing overall
7 months ago
Anonymous
Us millennials got what we got and made the best use of it, shame the super nintendo wasn't as good as the genesis but that's just reality. Just don't be surprised when you get called out on it, OK big boy?
7 months ago
Anonymous
Imagine the sheer autism and poserism required to be a Sega fanboy in almost 2024.
7 months ago
Anonymous
Not everyone's a fanboy like you, maybe that's why you struggle with judging these things without a bias. Cute lil tendie bro.
7 months ago
Anonymous
I've seen your level of gameplay at games you supposedly like. You're a poser who shits up two different boards crying day and night about Nintendo while not actually playing the games you pretend to like. Quite the lifestyle.
7 months ago
Anonymous
I'm literally playing dkc2 right now lil bro, just wish the game was as good as:
1. i remember it being (disappointment)
2. everyone says it is
you're just upset im not a fanboy like you so you can't pigeon hole me
cartwheel jumps are not that complicated and neither is sprinting, you can keep make your kong move a lot faster on ground and in-air if you keep holding cartwheel. Very few obstacles need to be cleared with sprinting anyways so it's practically easy mode hopes this helps
every1 knows this
7 months ago
Anonymous
Always with the not a fanboy line while seething about Nintendo every day of your sad life.
Some of the levels are ruthlessly difficult with only one (or the wrong) Kong. The uneven difficulty is one of the worst features of the game and yet no one talks about it.
I control both kongs while holding B down the entire time, if you're running all the time and learn how to do the midair cartwheel this game is a breeze >tldr skill issue
been playing the game since before (You) were born, noone who grew up with DKC or DKC2 b***hes about the difficulty or speed so I'm eagerly waiting for your next reply
>ERMM ACTUALLY THIS AMAZING GAME ISNT SO GOOD
morona, zoomers, homosexuals, and autists that watch dumbass youtubers overanalyze games and think they know a "game design meta" are a scourge on the internet.
Go outside and get laid for fricks sake.
>NO NO DONT ACTUALLY TALK ABOUT WHAT'S IN THE GAME JUST NOD AND SMILE AND CONFORM >play monkey kong game >don't play the the monkeys
rare prioritized variety over quality.
This. There's been an influx of these homosexual threads with "ACKSHUALLY, MY BIG BRAIN TELLS ME THAT THIS CLASSIC GAME ISN'T SO CLASSIC AT ALL!".
Newsflash, morons: You're not as insightful and special as you think you are. All these years later, and your homosexual ass is the one to break through the veil of ignorance? Frick off.
I love how these children dont understand game designers and devs had to release a functional game on day 1, no patches, no rebalancing, no easily game breaking glitches. No second shots or your customer confidence was shot. A game this high quality, fun, and content loaded as it was, was a masterpiece.
You're oh so very clever, but we all know the real reason you don't play sports games is because you're a feminized male millenial who would rather watch someone else frick your girlfriend than engage in anything considered traditionally masculine.
Personally, I'm okay with that one. But I can see where you're coming from. What actually upsets me every time I go for a 102% run is the DK Coin at the end of the one swamp level. Frick that one frame bullshit.
Huh, it is Web Woods, you're right. Not sure why I misremembered. At least I can blame everything wrong with this game on one level now.
7 months ago
Anonymous
It's a few levels that are that dull, literally the second half of the game, the penultimate stage is literally a parrot stage. That's where the game peaks, playing as a bird in a race.
7 months ago
Anonymous
You aren't wrong, there's also a DK coin on the goal of Mudhole Marsh which is what you're thinking of. The timing there is easier than Web Woods though.
I think run is Y. When I play using a GameCube controller I have to do this weird "claw" grip with my hand to keep it pressed down while not blocking A and B.
>guy mildly criticizes game >thread is widely shitflinging over zoomer boomer peepeepoomers and somehow console wars
DKC2 is a 10/10 for me but why is Ganker so shit? This feels like every thread.
Nintendo games are untouchable here. You can't even say anything is less than great, once you do it you start becoming the latest named antagonist to the big nigtendo.
>8
kek
the soundtrack alone holds this above 8
the soundtrack is mediocre.
Get past the first world.
I've 100% the game, many times
>only 100%
>the soundtrack is mediocre.
The game is good, the soundtrack is great. You're just a moron with awful taste.
>oversell nintendo game
>people play it
>turns out it's not great and has some serious flaws
>get angry when it's pointed out
Was this your master plan?
>the soundtrack is mediocre.
tonelet
>bro this phil collins ripoff is a total bop
its better than the first games soundtrack but you can't even call this an ost.
It's sad that you can't enjoy greatness.
I wish the game was great, but it's not even as good as mega man x. snes games are very disappointing overall.
>snes games are very disappointing overall.
No they aren't.
You don't play them, we've already established you're a lets play watcher.
Why don't you know B button is jump? Y is roll/throw. Are you playing these on an emulator with an Xbox 360 controller? You don't even own the real hardware like me?
cartwheel jumps are not that complicated and neither is sprinting, you can keep make your kong move a lot faster on ground and in-air if you keep holding cartwheel. Very few obstacles need to be cleared with sprinting anyways so it's practically easy mode hopes this helps
>You don't play them, we've already established you're a lets play watcher.
That wasn't even me you were replying to you fricking moron.
Told you all it was one of the three eternally asshurt spergs from /vr/.
Honest question: How old are you? I grew up on the SNES and think it has one of the greatest libraries ever. But I'm willing to admit bias.
>snes games are very disappointing overall.
your generation is very disappointing overall
Us millennials got what we got and made the best use of it, shame the super nintendo wasn't as good as the genesis but that's just reality. Just don't be surprised when you get called out on it, OK big boy?
Imagine the sheer autism and poserism required to be a Sega fanboy in almost 2024.
Not everyone's a fanboy like you, maybe that's why you struggle with judging these things without a bias. Cute lil tendie bro.
I've seen your level of gameplay at games you supposedly like. You're a poser who shits up two different boards crying day and night about Nintendo while not actually playing the games you pretend to like. Quite the lifestyle.
I'm literally playing dkc2 right now lil bro, just wish the game was as good as:
1. i remember it being (disappointment)
2. everyone says it is
you're just upset im not a fanboy like you so you can't pigeon hole me
every1 knows this
Always with the not a fanboy line while seething about Nintendo every day of your sad life.
>the soundtrack is mediocre
this is a bait post
Homo
What? You can beat any stage with just diddy or dixie
>majority
???
Are you suggesting more than half the stages are animal buddy stages?
Are you denying it? Since the carnival world most stages have been fricking around as a snake or rhino or that parrot.
>snake
based
>rhino
based
>that parrot
gigabased
What
Some of the levels are ruthlessly difficult with only one (or the wrong) Kong. The uneven difficulty is one of the worst features of the game and yet no one talks about it.
Most difficulty problems in the game are solved by slowing down, but this increases tedium.
You just got to git gud with Diddy's cartwheel jump
I beat the game 102% when I was 8. Acquire proficiency.
I control both kongs while holding B down the entire time, if you're running all the time and learn how to do the midair cartwheel this game is a breeze
>tldr skill issue
B is the jump button, you've never played this game have you?
works on my machine, I hope you make it to the helicopter speedlet
You only watched a let's play of it, haven't you?
been playing the game since before (You) were born, noone who grew up with DKC or DKC2 b***hes about the difficulty or speed so I'm eagerly waiting for your next reply
>filtered by Rattle Battle
English. Learn it.
How dare you speak ill of the best game ever made. Go back.
>ERMM ACTUALLY THIS AMAZING GAME ISNT SO GOOD
morona, zoomers, homosexuals, and autists that watch dumbass youtubers overanalyze games and think they know a "game design meta" are a scourge on the internet.
Go outside and get laid for fricks sake.
>NO NO DONT ACTUALLY TALK ABOUT WHAT'S IN THE GAME JUST NOD AND SMILE AND CONFORM
>play monkey kong game
>don't play the the monkeys
rare prioritized variety over quality.
This. There's been an influx of these homosexual threads with "ACKSHUALLY, MY BIG BRAIN TELLS ME THAT THIS CLASSIC GAME ISN'T SO CLASSIC AT ALL!".
Newsflash, morons: You're not as insightful and special as you think you are. All these years later, and your homosexual ass is the one to break through the veil of ignorance? Frick off.
>OP can't explain what he means by this
good bait thread
I beat that game on the snes as a kid and don't remember any difficulty spikes. Ganker is full of shitters
For real. I'll be the first to admit that I'm not the greatest gamer out there but I had no problems with DKC2.
I love how these children dont understand game designers and devs had to release a functional game on day 1, no patches, no rebalancing, no easily game breaking glitches. No second shots or your customer confidence was shot. A game this high quality, fun, and content loaded as it was, was a masterpiece.
What does this have to do with playing as a sneaker wearing spider being boring as frick?
If you played as Donkey / dixie in DKC3 would it have been better received? The trilogy would be cyclical and kiddy kong wouldn't be in it.
No. 3 has too many awful gimmick levels and the music isn't as memorable.
yes, it would be better received, but it wouldn't make it a better game.
>not playing as Donkey Kong in a Donkey Kong title
>not playing
Simple as.
That's why I refuse to play any Madden games.
You're oh so very clever, but we all know the real reason you don't play sports games is because you're a feminized male millenial who would rather watch someone else frick your girlfriend than engage in anything considered traditionally masculine.
>Sees post about video games
>Thinks of cuckolding
The only animal part I recall disliking is Web Woods or whatever it was called. Slow as shit.
DKC2 is my favorite game of all time but yeah, this level sucks ass. Doesn't help that it's 3 years long.
>DKC2 is my favorite game of all time
Same. Only other flaw I can genuinely think of is the checkpoint placement in Animal Antics
Personally, I'm okay with that one. But I can see where you're coming from. What actually upsets me every time I go for a 102% run is the DK Coin at the end of the one swamp level. Frick that one frame bullshit.
Do you mean the one at the end of Web Woods? That's the worst one. Single frame and a long, slow-paced level.
Huh, it is Web Woods, you're right. Not sure why I misremembered. At least I can blame everything wrong with this game on one level now.
It's a few levels that are that dull, literally the second half of the game, the penultimate stage is literally a parrot stage. That's where the game peaks, playing as a bird in a race.
You aren't wrong, there's also a DK coin on the goal of Mudhole Marsh which is what you're thinking of. The timing there is easier than Web Woods though.
Right, who just released 7 hour «essay» on this game?
There aren't many levels where you're transformed the whole time.
OP is just some loser who is perpetually asshurt over the SNES and its games. He regularly console wars on this board and /vr/.
TF > DKC2 > DKCR > DKC >DKC3
Frick Rare for not making DK playable for DKC2 and 3
I think run is Y. When I play using a GameCube controller I have to do this weird "claw" grip with my hand to keep it pressed down while not blocking A and B.
bramble music, enchanted forest music, crystal mines music, swamp music
>guy mildly criticizes game
>thread is widely shitflinging over zoomer boomer peepeepoomers and somehow console wars
DKC2 is a 10/10 for me but why is Ganker so shit? This feels like every thread.
Nintendo games are untouchable here. You can't even say anything is less than great, once you do it you start becoming the latest named antagonist to the big nigtendo.
9/10*
No playable Donkey Kong
>not the first post from this IP
Hi OP.
Hi Derek.