>majority of stages are about not playing as diddy or dixie kong

>majority of stages are about not playing as diddy or dixie kong
easily knocks the game down from an 8 to a 6.5

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >8
    kek
    the soundtrack alone holds this above 8

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      the soundtrack is mediocre.

      What? You can beat any stage with just diddy or dixie

      Get past the first world.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I've 100% the game, many times

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >only 100%

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >the soundtrack is mediocre.
        The game is good, the soundtrack is great. You're just a moron with awful taste.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >oversell nintendo game
          >people play it
          >turns out it's not great and has some serious flaws
          >get angry when it's pointed out
          Was this your master plan?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >the soundtrack is mediocre.
        tonelet

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >bro this phil collins ripoff is a total bop
          its better than the first games soundtrack but you can't even call this an ost.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's sad that you can't enjoy greatness.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              I wish the game was great, but it's not even as good as mega man x. snes games are very disappointing overall.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >snes games are very disappointing overall.
                No they aren't.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                You don't play them, we've already established you're a lets play watcher.

                been playing the game since before (You) were born, noone who grew up with DKC or DKC2 b***hes about the difficulty or speed so I'm eagerly waiting for your next reply

                Why don't you know B button is jump? Y is roll/throw. Are you playing these on an emulator with an Xbox 360 controller? You don't even own the real hardware like me?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                cartwheel jumps are not that complicated and neither is sprinting, you can keep make your kong move a lot faster on ground and in-air if you keep holding cartwheel. Very few obstacles need to be cleared with sprinting anyways so it's practically easy mode hopes this helps

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >You don't play them, we've already established you're a lets play watcher.

                That wasn't even me you were replying to you fricking moron.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Told you all it was one of the three eternally asshurt spergs from /vr/.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Honest question: How old are you? I grew up on the SNES and think it has one of the greatest libraries ever. But I'm willing to admit bias.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >snes games are very disappointing overall.
                your generation is very disappointing overall

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Us millennials got what we got and made the best use of it, shame the super nintendo wasn't as good as the genesis but that's just reality. Just don't be surprised when you get called out on it, OK big boy?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Imagine the sheer autism and poserism required to be a Sega fanboy in almost 2024.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not everyone's a fanboy like you, maybe that's why you struggle with judging these things without a bias. Cute lil tendie bro.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                I've seen your level of gameplay at games you supposedly like. You're a poser who shits up two different boards crying day and night about Nintendo while not actually playing the games you pretend to like. Quite the lifestyle.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm literally playing dkc2 right now lil bro, just wish the game was as good as:
                1. i remember it being (disappointment)
                2. everyone says it is
                you're just upset im not a fanboy like you so you can't pigeon hole me

                cartwheel jumps are not that complicated and neither is sprinting, you can keep make your kong move a lot faster on ground and in-air if you keep holding cartwheel. Very few obstacles need to be cleared with sprinting anyways so it's practically easy mode hopes this helps

                every1 knows this

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Always with the not a fanboy line while seething about Nintendo every day of your sad life.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >the soundtrack is mediocre

        this is a bait post

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Homo

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    What? You can beat any stage with just diddy or dixie

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >majority
    ???

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are you suggesting more than half the stages are animal buddy stages?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Are you denying it? Since the carnival world most stages have been fricking around as a snake or rhino or that parrot.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >snake
        based
        >rhino
        based
        >that parrot
        gigabased

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    What

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Some of the levels are ruthlessly difficult with only one (or the wrong) Kong. The uneven difficulty is one of the worst features of the game and yet no one talks about it.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Most difficulty problems in the game are solved by slowing down, but this increases tedium.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      You just got to git gud with Diddy's cartwheel jump

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I beat the game 102% when I was 8. Acquire proficiency.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I control both kongs while holding B down the entire time, if you're running all the time and learn how to do the midair cartwheel this game is a breeze
      >tldr skill issue

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        B is the jump button, you've never played this game have you?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          works on my machine, I hope you make it to the helicopter speedlet

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            You only watched a let's play of it, haven't you?

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              been playing the game since before (You) were born, noone who grew up with DKC or DKC2 b***hes about the difficulty or speed so I'm eagerly waiting for your next reply

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >filtered by Rattle Battle

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    English. Learn it.

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    How dare you speak ill of the best game ever made. Go back.

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ERMM ACTUALLY THIS AMAZING GAME ISNT SO GOOD
    morona, zoomers, homosexuals, and autists that watch dumbass youtubers overanalyze games and think they know a "game design meta" are a scourge on the internet.
    Go outside and get laid for fricks sake.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >NO NO DONT ACTUALLY TALK ABOUT WHAT'S IN THE GAME JUST NOD AND SMILE AND CONFORM
      >play monkey kong game
      >don't play the the monkeys
      rare prioritized variety over quality.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. There's been an influx of these homosexual threads with "ACKSHUALLY, MY BIG BRAIN TELLS ME THAT THIS CLASSIC GAME ISN'T SO CLASSIC AT ALL!".

      Newsflash, morons: You're not as insightful and special as you think you are. All these years later, and your homosexual ass is the one to break through the veil of ignorance? Frick off.

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >OP can't explain what he means by this
    good bait thread

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I beat that game on the snes as a kid and don't remember any difficulty spikes. Ganker is full of shitters

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      For real. I'll be the first to admit that I'm not the greatest gamer out there but I had no problems with DKC2.

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love how these children dont understand game designers and devs had to release a functional game on day 1, no patches, no rebalancing, no easily game breaking glitches. No second shots or your customer confidence was shot. A game this high quality, fun, and content loaded as it was, was a masterpiece.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      What does this have to do with playing as a sneaker wearing spider being boring as frick?

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you played as Donkey / dixie in DKC3 would it have been better received? The trilogy would be cyclical and kiddy kong wouldn't be in it.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      No. 3 has too many awful gimmick levels and the music isn't as memorable.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      yes, it would be better received, but it wouldn't make it a better game.

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >not playing as Donkey Kong in a Donkey Kong title
    >not playing
    Simple as.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's why I refuse to play any Madden games.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        You're oh so very clever, but we all know the real reason you don't play sports games is because you're a feminized male millenial who would rather watch someone else frick your girlfriend than engage in anything considered traditionally masculine.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Sees post about video games
          >Thinks of cuckolding

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The only animal part I recall disliking is Web Woods or whatever it was called. Slow as shit.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      DKC2 is my favorite game of all time but yeah, this level sucks ass. Doesn't help that it's 3 years long.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >DKC2 is my favorite game of all time
        Same. Only other flaw I can genuinely think of is the checkpoint placement in Animal Antics

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Personally, I'm okay with that one. But I can see where you're coming from. What actually upsets me every time I go for a 102% run is the DK Coin at the end of the one swamp level. Frick that one frame bullshit.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Do you mean the one at the end of Web Woods? That's the worst one. Single frame and a long, slow-paced level.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Huh, it is Web Woods, you're right. Not sure why I misremembered. At least I can blame everything wrong with this game on one level now.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's a few levels that are that dull, literally the second half of the game, the penultimate stage is literally a parrot stage. That's where the game peaks, playing as a bird in a race.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                You aren't wrong, there's also a DK coin on the goal of Mudhole Marsh which is what you're thinking of. The timing there is easier than Web Woods though.

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Right, who just released 7 hour «essay» on this game?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      There aren't many levels where you're transformed the whole time.

      OP is just some loser who is perpetually asshurt over the SNES and its games. He regularly console wars on this board and /vr/.

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    TF > DKC2 > DKCR > DKC >DKC3

    Frick Rare for not making DK playable for DKC2 and 3

  19. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think run is Y. When I play using a GameCube controller I have to do this weird "claw" grip with my hand to keep it pressed down while not blocking A and B.

  20. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    bramble music, enchanted forest music, crystal mines music, swamp music

  21. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >guy mildly criticizes game
    >thread is widely shitflinging over zoomer boomer peepeepoomers and somehow console wars
    DKC2 is a 10/10 for me but why is Ganker so shit? This feels like every thread.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nintendo games are untouchable here. You can't even say anything is less than great, once you do it you start becoming the latest named antagonist to the big nigtendo.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      9/10*
      No playable Donkey Kong

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >not the first post from this IP
      Hi OP.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hi Derek.

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