>make a game about exploring the world as a cat
>PRESS X TO JUMP THERE instead of letting you climb shit freely
gaming truly is dead
>make a game about exploring the world as a cat. >PRESS X TO JUMP THERE instead of letting you climb shit freely
>make a game about exploring the world as a cat
>PRESS X TO JUMP THERE instead of letting you climb shit freely
gaming truly is dead
>PRESS X TO JUMP
>STEAM 10/10
goddamn zoomers.
All the reviews are just "lol cat ecksdee" too
>SKYRIM WITH CATS
>pc "gaming"
it's not the zoomers, it's your cancerous platform as a whole
better than having no games like shitch, xcuck and snoy
Sony literally paid for tiked exclusivity for this game you dumb moron
>pc "gaming"
>press X to jump there
>Console™ """"""""Gaming™"""""""""
>Press X to do a 12 second combo
Face it console cuck. We're all fricked
Htperlinear turbocinematic snoy-like game, fricking ewww.
What did you expect from some garbage meme game designed for autistic soiBlack folk, you fricking moron?
>game
I like cute cats doing cute things
That's why I pirate it
based
This is animal abuse.
Call the animal cops then.
>make a game about exploring the world as a giant killing superhuman
>PRESS X TO CLIMB THERE instead of letting you climb shit freely
>Make a gimmick game where the only gimmick is that you are a cat, a creature that revolves around free movement
>Stilted movement with a singular option
The fact that your point is, oh but the game where a corpse wearing 600lbs of body armor had the same movements options is laughable (especially considering 3d exploration is the only gimmick here)
just dont play it
nu-God of War did this too, why can't they make standard jumping mechanics, I thought this cat game was actually a platformer at first.
You're not as clever as you think, seeing as you can jump freely in that game, as shitty as the jump was though...
You're not as clever as you think.
Yeah that sounds like a flaw in that game too.
i think you care too much
this 2bh. stop criticizing a videogame that just came out and go post some waifu thread or something
So? It's not that different from Souls garbage with r1+square
its entirely different. are you moronic? souls isnt on rails. you can move freely unlike stray. not that stray is bad, its just not.. good either.
Play Porfirio's Adventure
>he made a new thread after getting bullied out of the last one
Your still a moron OP
I have no idea why this is so highly rated, it doesnt even do the cat part any justice, there almost no interaction with the environment, you can only get to specific areas via jump points, I remember when I started I would see areas I could clearly jump to, but there was no prompt, so I couldnt explore. Like, you cant even jump without being given the context option to jump.
This homie really wanna play assassins creed as a cat
that would be fun but even assassin's creed pretty much takes control and you just watch him climb walls
imagine a game where you play as a cat assassin and you just like infiltrate random places and trip VIPs down stairs or knock big jars or sculptures off of shelves onto their heads, or jump up and bite them in the face while they're driving their car on a cliffside before leaping out the sunroof as they go over the edge
A cat wouldn't miss that jump, but you would. It's realistic :^)
Before release people were saying "assassins creed-like traversal but your a cat", why couldn't we even get that? I would have taken a dedicated jump button and a "parkour" button to make it a 2 button traversal game over the "press x to cat" we got.
X TO JUMP THERE instead of letting you climb shit freely
Yeaaaaaaah, cats can do so much more than jumping, why are they limiting us, pretentious virginsbros?
You can literally jump on almost anything. Stop being so autistic. If you don't like it, don't play or bother people who like it.
No, you cant, you have to have a prmopt for it. You cant even jump without the fricking prompt, if you see a ledge you can reach, you cant get up to it, becuase you havent been given the prompt to jump there.
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T CRITICIZE SOMETHING I LIKE BECAUSE I'M A TREND-prostitute AND I'M ONLY ABLE TO LIKE SOMETHING IF IT'S POPULAR!!!!! YOU ARE BREAKING THE ILLUSION STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!!!!!!!!!!!!
>You can literally
Why are the shills defending this garbage so hard?
>PRESS X TO JUMP THERE
IT'S CROSS, NOT X FFS
no, cross is the symbol for sums, jesus was crucified on an X?
an X is an x moron
nah too confusing
I was pretty hyped for this game, and when I heard this my excitement plunged about 50%. Why the frick even make a cat game if you can’t actually do any platforming?
Here's a proper cat game
caught that from the trailers months ago. been funny watching mongoloids fall for it
Since this is a cat thread.
Can I get some cat reaction images? I lost mine.
Some butthole in another thread said you don't press anything to jump. Did anyone actually play this?
Play Tokyo Jungle if you want to play as a cat properly
>game where you play as an animal and do nothing but walk around, and MAYBE solve puzzles
why are there so many of these
Because people aren't creative
NO THE HECKIN GAME MUST INCLUDE ME CLICKING A COMBINATION OF BUTTONS !!!!
IT CANT BE JUST ONE BUTTON
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Everything has to be for me, anon. The world revolves around me.
Now that Catz or whatever the frick it's called has been confirmed to be uncharted-tier zoomer shit, what are some actual platformers that came out in the last few years or recently?
elden ring sucks
this cat press x to win game is 9234789436x better than cyberpunk too
hey, don't talk to me unless your IQ is higher than 90, thanks
troomer cannot handle the truth #3448565
Psychonauts 2
Super Lucky
End is Nigh
Mario Odysseus
Yooka Laylee 2D
Ratchet and Clank
Psychonauts 2
Mario Maker
Yoshi
celeste is a must
dilate
Rain World
Celeste is a really well-designed platformer that is enjoyable at any skill level. You just get more mileage out of it if you are a super-autist willing to learn annoying techniques that go faster and save your dashes. Ganker just hates it because the creator made the MC a troony but you can pretend it's just about abortion like posters did on here before it was hated for dev politics.
Honestly I echo anons that say it’s more realistic that way. Cats don’t miss jumps, this is an accurate simulation to the way a cat navigates its environment: it sees a platform it wants to go there, and basically teleports to it without even thinking about it. It’s not the same as a human jumping/climbing up a ledge.
>it's not the same as people, cats dont even think about it
It is the same, if you jumped around as much as a cat did then you'd do it without thinking too. If you've ever had a commute that required you to climb a flight of stairs then you'd understand that climbing individual steps isn't something you need to think about the 1000th time. When cats go somewhere the first time you can see them evaluating the jump when they can. Fricking idiot.
>Fricking idiot.
Now that was just unnecessary.
It always hurts me to add such things but it's the best way to get someone to reply to you.
Fair enough.
Nice autistic seething you homosexual. You can justify hating anything if you want to
Kittens do, adults don’t. Sorry your cats have brain damage
>No True Catsman
I don't hate cats and the game is probably enjoyable, you're just a mega moron that's wrong about cats. People and cats both judge a jump or a leap or a climb as much as they need to and then do it, cats are just better and do it more often so it probably seems robotic to some people.
>Cats don’t miss jumps
t. has never owned a cat
i agree with this but i the other aspects of the game are really well done
give credit where credit is due y'know
Why this board is filled with sad, pretentious nerds?
americans are so lucky to have the bigger version of the cat
>they should have just made the game a completely different genre
I don't know, it seems pretty hard to make a cat platformer in 3D if you want to have things like walking on fences and the game is what, $30?
Morgana is a better cat, wy more frickable.
figured that out now?
>seething about a cat game
kek, cope. I enjoy cat.
just like how your dad seethed at the gender reveal party
Jesus christ, rent free
Cat parkour game when?
Yeah that's exactly what I want to play a homosexual fricking walking simulator as a cat. Does the cat reveal through gay catnip induced tranches that he is actually bi-lesbian gay homosexual troony? Fricking gay game.
Dogs rule and cats drool.
Typical dogtard