>makes sniper mains and tryhards seethe

>makes sniper mains and tryhards seethe
i love playing pyro

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Whoops!

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >literally crippling yourself by removing the jarate so you have no close range option as sniper

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >you're literally crippling yourself! I win!
        Sniper maybe gets 3 kills with his bushwacka per round. You're coping pyro homosexual, the only one crippled is you.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >backstabs you
          Oh.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >switches class cause he got BTFO so hard by the danger shield
            Who's the one seething exactly?

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Where'd I say I switched? Most teams have one or more spies

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            The thing here is that pyro had to switch to spy just to counter the shield.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Danger shield should just be fricking deleted man, it has never once been in a state that's not moronic and doesn't fit in the game
          >Bro what if it's a set bonus and you win every sniper duel unless they identify that you're wearing the set and body shot you
          >Bro what if you just win every sniper duel for real because they have to charge their shot to instantly kill you
          >Bro what if the class that should never under any circumstances need to interact with the shortest range class in the game just can't be afterburned and have 250 effective health against pyro and can literally just walk up and kukri him to death or just walk into spawn if he ever gets ambushed by one. The pyro shouldn't be rewarded for landing a cross map flare against a guy who can kill him instantly

          >backstabs you
          Oh.

          And then what do you do when the sniper just moves to be near a sentry? It doesn't really disrupt his sightlines on most of the popular maps

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >And then what do you do when the sniper just moves to be near a sentry? It doesn't really disrupt his sightlines on most of the popular maps
            That's just team coordination, same as a medic übering a heavy.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah and medic+heavy combos ruin this game. Of all the things to equate it to why would you have a nice day in the dick by picking that?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I dunno man, if you think an integral part of the game is broken, you might be playing the wrong game

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Heavy is one of the least played classes in the game. Anyone with actual experience with tf2 knows that that combo is a meme pushed by the marketing more than what actually makes the game good.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I was referring to the über mechanic, not specifically medic+heavy. If you think that's a broken combo, what makes an übered medic and soldier any less broken?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Soldier has limitations when having a medic with him. He can't rocketjump without abandoning his healer. For heavy having a medic is a straight upgrade to his capabilities. More importantly a lot of strats for dealing with regular medic combos don't work with heavy because they involve getting close to the medic which is a death sentence when that involves getting close to the heavy.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Soldier has limitations when having a medic with him

                didn't that used to work with the Quick Fix

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                The minigun being an actual constant threat as opposed to soldier getting 5 or 6 rockets and then sitting there flaccid for the rest of the uber, mostly. I feel like Demo/Heavy/a really good scout is probably more worth ubering tbh, kritz is a different story though

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                you are retared
                You are a moronic Black person
                It is not possible to argue with you or refute your argument
                Because you are stupid
                And a Black person
                The things you think are moronic.
                Therefore, a stupid Black person.
                (and moronic)

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Average heavygay intelligence.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Yeah and medic+heavy combos ruin this game
                wut

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Not to split hairs, but is that really comparable? I don't even necessarily think the engineer is doing anything he wouldn't normally be doing, the sniper is simply taking advantage of the fact he's there. I could understand the argument if someone went pyro for the sole purpose of making sure the spy never got near the sniper.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I don't even necessarily think the engineer is doing anything he wouldn't normally be doing
                Neither is the medic.
                Yeah, it's braindead but it's the most basic teamwork.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >what do you do when the sniper just moves to be near a sentry?
            stab him, it's not like he's using the razorback now and if he was he'd have to deal with the scorch shot

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        who cares, point blank headshotting as sniper is more fun than potshotting things from a mile away

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >so you have no close range option as sniper
        just point blank headshot bro :*~~))

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >redditfrog
        have a nice day

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >baiting snipergays into admitting that nothing can stop them
        Masterfully done

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        SMG god here, what's it like to lose fights against scouts?

        I've found the best utility the SMG can provide is actually for killing sentries. Tracking scouts in your face well enough for quickscopes is very difficult, but possible. However, the sniper rifles simply can't compete for sustain damage to buildings, when you can't target the engineer himself.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >you have no close range option as snipe
        Says you lmao, with the shield I simply solo pyros and make 'em seethe.
        Best part is that if they switch to shotgun I can then rever back to jarate.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >still juggles in the air

      I will mildly inconvenience you

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >literally crippling yourself by removing the jarate so you have no close range option as sniper

      SMG god here, what's it like to lose fights against scouts?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      this weapon is annoying to fight and should be changed

      this weapon is poorly designed and should be reverted to its original stats

      >stands next to teammates holding M2
      thanks for the free crits bro

      this weapon is underutilized and should be buffed

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      No item should cancel out the primary weapon of a another class. A sniper who gets ambushed by a pyro should have minimal chances to survive that fight and not slowly switches to his melee weapon and win that fight.

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >stands next to teammates holding M2
    thanks for the free crits bro

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >dies before using any of them
      the guy spamming them has a phlog and used his crits on making your team cry even more

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        *toot*

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Show me a backpack that's not a Conch on a roaming Black Box shitter and I'll show you a Soldier that can't play right

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >muh selfish gunboat rollouts
            I'd rather the braindead morons on my team survive the phlog pyro and I get to call him a shitter when I mog his gay little combo, sorry

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Not a single Backup Soldier knows he can use it to survive a Phlog

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like it with dragon's fury.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is the true "Frick you" to snipers because even if they equip

      Whoops!

      the projectile STILL moves close to the speed of an arrow, and it STLIL does half of their health in damage.
      and w+m1 pyros mean that you have crits all of the time

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >and it STLIL does half of their health in damage
        DDS reduces all fire damage by 50%. Even assuming you had a crit shot, you're only dealing 45 damage with no afterburn to that sniper.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >The extra damage is of the "critical" type instead of matching the weapon's original type

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Scorch shot should never have been an ez mode detonator
    It should have been an incendiary cannon primary, with more damage and being able to combo it with shotgun/flare

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      the real strength of the scorch shot (aside from braindead choke point spam, which is as braindead with the detonator), and what makes people seethe the most, is the knockback + second explosion you get from landing direct flares, and that requires aim + prediction, much like the regular flare gun. It's not that much of an easy mode.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        hitting terrain gives you an explosion that ignites players and deletes stickies, which is all that you really want out of it if you're just looking to be annoying or charge phlog
        With the detonator you need to time the explosion to get that
        Direct hits are fine but I wish they had something more interesting going on with it.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Smartest gay on v.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It would really be fine if it didn't auto det.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Scorch Shot should've been something that lays up to 3 napalm mines on the ground at a time. No manual detonation, lasts for 1 minute each, ignites any enemy who walks over one

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        that sounds god awful

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Giving Pyro area denial that strong
        So how many hours do you have in the game? Five? Ten?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          A little over 6,200.
          Also this is easily counterable by using your fricking eyes and not walking on the napalm mines. Skill issue if you say otherwise.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            The probably isn't the damage itself you fricking dipshit. It's the fact that Pyro could effectively deny an entire route from the enemy team endlessly with the mines, even moreso should you stack Pyros. Holy frick you're such a moron.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Git gud.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's not a case of "git gud" your idea is blatantly overpowered, dumbass.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I get it, you're bad at the game

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                not him but your idea sucks shit, sorry anon

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Pyro with fire mines
        War3source had fire mines and fire nades and they were both WAY OVERPOWERED. Just drop a mine near a dispenser and it nukes the entire 10 mile radius for 30 damage plus burn time lmao

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          They weren't overpowered in Weapons Factory Arena. That mod was literally just Team Fortress without the blessing of Robin's trademarks.

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    But I'm not a shitter. I'm the one who remodels shitter

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I use the scorch shot because it feels so fricking good when you actually gib somebody with the flare

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Remember, every time you light a sniper on fire with the BASED shot, fish on a dick gets 5 minutes closer to killing himself.
    Do your part, lads.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >fish on a dick gets 5 minutes closer to killing himself.
      hey, I like that guy
      only tf2uber that isn't up his own ass, or a sniper main

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Liking any tf2tuber
        lol

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I like Monkey
          and Rabiosa for no commentary raw gameplay

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        he is a sniper main and has anger issues, pretty sure he posted his face here like a moron too

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >anger issues
          Saying he has anger issues is an understatement, this is literally a guy who got sent to tard school because his anger issues were so severe, this is something he admitted to live on stream

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            those compilations of his angry outburst are the best

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            those compilations of his angry outburst are the best

            Link? Sounds funny.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Here you go lad

              >fish on a dick gets 5 minutes closer to killing himself.
              hey, I like that guy
              only tf2uber that isn't up his own ass, or a sniper main

              You should take a look too

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Get the absolute most seething when dealing with another Sniper
                >Still insistant that Sniper is perfectly balanced
                kek

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >gets literally given an unusual for free by a viewer
                >starts b***hing about how bad an unusual it is
                Jesus, what an unlikable c**t.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                He whines in the comments of a video about him whining

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Dudes literally me except he's a streamer.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Fish only acts like this on his tf2 streams , not on any of his other games that he plays
                Dude should really just take a break , you can clearly see that he's sick and tired of playing tf2 but has no choice because it's what gives him income resulting in anger spasms like this.
                If he can't restrain himself from acting like a lit fuse , people will be encouraged and continue to frick with him , and eventually he will turn into a living lolcow

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >fish on a dick gets 5 minutes closer to killing himself.
              hey, I like that guy
              only tf2uber that isn't up his own ass, or a sniper main

              Oh here is the one where he talks about getting sent to moron school for his anger issues

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >rage switches to pyro to kill a spy
                >gets fricking out-dueled by a fricking spy when he is a pyro
                >starts sperging out
                Comedy fricking gold

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Play Payloadprostitute Heavy
                >"WHAT THE FRICK WHY IS THE SPY ONLY GOING AFTER ME HE'S A STREAM SNIPER!"
                >"WHAT THE FRICK WHY IS EVRYONE SO SWEATY"
                Other video was mildly justified, this one is just pathethic.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >this incredibly obnoxious demo who NEEDS it to be known that he desperately, desperately, DESPERATELY wants, like, needs it to be known, that is his father never hugged him
                >Is that why he plays the black character?
                Jesus even in compilations designed to mock him I still fricking love this guy

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                /tf2g/ and tard story starts at 6:30

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >or a sniper main
        I don't mind him but not only has he said himself he's a Sniper main, just hearing his takes it's fairly obvious. He has pretty clear bias's.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      hey i made this hurray

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I mainly play pyro just to use the scorch gun, and to make soldiers scared of rocketing and snipers. If I see a spy, I usually just bully them until they rage quit. I only play to make people mad.

      hey i made this hurray

      Thank you.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        i get upset with good spies but then i feel good because i go pyro and solely focus on ruining the spies fun by sticking to HVT's and spamming flames

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >sniper
      >living nightmare
      literally just flank

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >flank
        Someone's never played the game before. b***h how the frick do you go behind an entire team. Not every map is loaded with good flanking options and in a game where the OBJECTIVE is usually the thing your team wants to focus on, the logistics of co-ordinating a push or dedicated effort to remove ONE Sniper just isn't worth it. What if you're Engineer and need to focus on your buildings? What if you're Heavy and need to focus on your team? What if you're Medic and you need to focus on patients? Snipers are the biggest gays in the game because they assume everyone needs to bend to THEIR shitty playstyle in order to actually enjoy the game but the reality is every single match is more enjoyable when everyone is just actually in the action and on equal footing. An Amby Spy can take a Soldier no problem. A Pyro can take a Demoknight no problem. Heavy always loses against the gay parked on the opposite end of the map not actually playing the game because he has zero means of approach or ways to fight back. Yeah no, I don't HAVE to run off the point to exclusively focus down your ass and kill you in seconds because you can't actually play the game and crumple like tissue paper under actual pressure.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          a single sniper can't shut down an entire match, unless your entire team is careless enough to just run into sightlines without looking out for enemies. you always have the option to ask your teams scout/spy/sniper/roamer soldier to go kill him. use your words. the only reason sniper gets kills is because you aren't aware of him. take measures to search out snipers so you are aware of him, then apply your knowledge and take an alternate route, use your movement and frick up his aim, do something other than just running directly into his line of sight without a care in a world time after time. do you also take the same path to the point every time you respawn?
          >Not every map is loaded with good flanking options
          every map in the game bare minimum has an alternate route, if the map isn't good enough than switch it off when you queue
          >crumple like tissue paper under actual pressure
          quickscope headshot
          jarate + bushwacka
          cleaners carbine crikey + bushwacka
          random crit

          sniper isn't fun to fight against but acting like he's this big threat who needs a nerf is stupid. improve. use strategies. hell do what the thread said and spam scorch shot into his spot if the sniper is dumb enough to not move.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >a single sniper can't shut down an entire match, you just have to avoid his sightlines
            That's the core of the problem though, most classes have to just avoid interacting with his sightlines while they wait for someone to countersnipe. Plenty of classes let good players farm kills in public servers, but Sniper is uniquely poisonous in his impact on the game.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >a single sniper can't shut down an entire match
            lmao

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            One aimbot sniper can shut down an entire match if not caught

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >a single sniper can't shut down an entire match
            Hacking snipers vs. hacking any other class.
            Who would win? Yes, the sniper, every single time.
            But actually good sniper players can if the map design is flawed where snipers simple have a ridicolous sightline.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Skill issue: the post.
          Jesus frick dude, get better, why would you just run out into the open as a Heavy no less, knowing there's a Sniper looking in your direction? Are you fricking moronic? No need to answer that.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            be nicer to him he's slow

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            a single sniper can't shut down an entire match, unless your entire team is careless enough to just run into sightlines without looking out for enemies. you always have the option to ask your teams scout/spy/sniper/roamer soldier to go kill him. use your words. the only reason sniper gets kills is because you aren't aware of him. take measures to search out snipers so you are aware of him, then apply your knowledge and take an alternate route, use your movement and frick up his aim, do something other than just running directly into his line of sight without a care in a world time after time. do you also take the same path to the point every time you respawn?
            >Not every map is loaded with good flanking options
            every map in the game bare minimum has an alternate route, if the map isn't good enough than switch it off when you queue
            >crumple like tissue paper under actual pressure
            quickscope headshot
            jarate + bushwacka
            cleaners carbine crikey + bushwacka
            random crit

            sniper isn't fun to fight against but acting like he's this big threat who needs a nerf is stupid. improve. use strategies. hell do what the thread said and spam scorch shot into his spot if the sniper is dumb enough to not move.

            >herp a derp
            >just base your entire strategy around the instant death at any range class
            >derp a herp
            Don't you homosexuals get tired of licking the shit off Sniper's boots like this

            Because it sure gets tiring hearing the same old tired horseshit of claiming he's not a big deal but oh watch out you have to be constantly on edge for this one class at all times

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >"Waaah I'm too shit to fight Snipers and it's everyone's fault except mine!!!!1!"

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              its not like you have to also be on edge constantly for spies or scouts

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >3 snipers fricking up team
        >everyone gets scared and to walk in the open and takes the flank
        >snipers have repositioned and frick up the flank
        >1 scout makes it through
        >dies to the rest of the team who are sitting around waiting for someone to show up

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >just flank
        >first part of Upward
        404, cover not found

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Machina's you
        Nothing personal

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's alright, but the perpetual seething about the Kunai and Scorch shit is pretty obnoxious.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Abaolutely NOBODY gave a frick about the Kunai until recent years. That weapon has been practically untouched since its inception and only now 12 years after its addition do I see so much seething about it.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Same with Sniper. Literally no one gave a frick until tf2ubers told them what to think

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Same with Sniper

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              How long have you played the game? Sniper was never this hated until 4-5 years ago.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                it's almost as if something happened that showed how overpowered sniper is and that not hard capping the killing potential of a class that disobeys the rules every other class must obey isn't a smart design decision after all

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >how overpowered sniper is
                Everything is "overpowered" when you're cheating dumbass.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                you can't become good enough to oneshot people with the scattergun, rockets and pipes at long range but you can become good enough to land melee range quickscopes

                no other class is capable of doing anywhere near as much damage when cheating because they're still playing by the basic rules of damage falloff

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >You can be slightly more effective from all the way across the map
                >Ignoring that cheats load crits to use

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                being able to shit out a 150 constantly is way stronger than any crit hack can make you, requires significantly more overhead to automatise to the point of what sniper bots were doing and still has to play by the internal rules of the crit bucket
                and those bots would still get fricked to hell by spam
                you'd need a human behind the hacks to even have a chance of challenging the automatic sniper scripts

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >being able to shit out a 150 constantly is way stronger than any crit hack can make you
                You are legitimately moronic

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                not my fault you literally don't understand the mechanics in question
                crit hacks still have to obey by the rules of crit bucket
                and in order for those crits to be effective they have to be used at a range where the enemy doesn't have the chance to see them and back out
                there's a significant restriction on both range and availability of crit hacks compared to a plain old sniper aimbot

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Probably because the bot crisis and mass influx of cheaters opened up people's eyes to just how cancer sniper can be. That being said you're correct, the sniper rage is a relatively recent phenomenon

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's funny because if it weren't for MvM part 2 no one would care today because any player that good isn't gonna be playing pubs much

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      This game has the funniest community. Makes me laugh without even playing it.

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >you're on your way to the shittiest map ever made

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's not Junction.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Junction isn't anywhere near as shit as dubspol

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Map layout is so fricking garbage that it made Scout completely unplayable on it
      But hey, at least you can spam rockets down the a hundred different chokepoints on the map like the braindead Soldier mains love to do, so clearly it's a great map.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's not fricking Barnblitz.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's beginning to look a lot like Dustbowl

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >100-player Dustbowl

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Where the frick are the 100 player servers anymore? The only server I’v seen of recent are some YouTuber’s server and a bunch of DISCORD BOOST servers and Skial.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          what even are those discord boost servers no way im clicking on them

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Goldrush has the same problems but worse

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe you haven't noticed but goldrush is just PL_Dustbowl, just with a few things switched around.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      At least it has the soul and the art-style
      Look at crap like Wutville

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dustbowl and Goldush are goated. I love their looks and how balanced both sides are. You just hate a classic

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >how balanced both sides are
        lol

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Play a few rounds on them and come back to me

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        b***h you only like dustbowl because it enables your autism of spamming rockets down chokes for 30 minutes at a time like the unskilled soldier-maining homosexual you are

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >t. gets his opinions from/influenced by uncle dane

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is a strange image of Turbine

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        CTF doesn't even count because people don't play the fricking game on those maps, just second life-tier RP autism

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Doublecross, Landfall, and even 2fort are leagues better than Turdbine

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            nta but i disagree because people at least occasionally play the objective on turbine, as compared to 2fort and doublecross

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          ctf played seriously becomes koth with no timer and no respawn penalty for mid defenders

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Man I just like fire weapons and seeing people get hit by them, I don’t need a lecture on TF2 RPS
    Also can someone just throw up the strange Dragons Fury already, surely it can’t be that hard to make a weapon with some numbers in its text box

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      honestly how the frick do we still not have a strange or paintable dragon's fury
      that gun absolutely rips but I don't want to use it if I only have a yellow one

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >honestly how the frick do we still not have a strange or paintable dragon's fury
        Because Valve no longer gives a shit about the game and can't bother to even accomplish the bare minimum.
        Even the recent summer update that "brought the game back to life" is entierly built from the community and has zero whatsoever work from Valve.

        Some random impersonator had to do all the voice work for the new VSH gamemode that's how much they do not give a frick about this game Valve feels.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          To be fair, the class voice actors are all approaching their 60s-80s so they can't exactly voice the classes themselves for the VSH lines. I know you're mainly referring to Saxton though

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Same, if I don’t have a strange version of a weapon I don’t use it. Only exception is the gunslinger

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          and that's why I can never ever play engineer
          the widowmaker got too expensive

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Stock shotgun on pyro
    idk why it just feels perfect. Flares are hard for me and being able to just delete people trying to run away is amazing

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shotgun is great, but scorch shot is nice in situations where the only other option would be to charge in to close range and die.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >but scorch shot is nice in situations where the only other option would be to charge in to close range and die
        then switch off pyro moron. if your only option at the moment is "spam flares for 20 dmg +afterburn" you are better switching to like half the classes in the game

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pyro really only has two primaries and two secondaries for me, those being stock for both along with Phlog and Scorch. Using any of the four depends on the situation/map but they're all good and they accomplish everything Pyro needs to do depending on the circumstance

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shotgun's objectively Pyro's best weapon and anyone that says otherwise is a complete Pyro shitter.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Amen

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Detonator is better

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          If you want movement, pick the jetpack. If you want raw damage, pick literally anything else except Detonator.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Nah, Detonator > Jetpack. Much quicker and more practical mobility, and still leaves you with a secondary weapon to poke with.
            Both force you to actually use flames as a primary weapon though so they're both inferior to Shotgun.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Jetpack feels like shit because of the terrible switch speed, and compared to shotty/other flares detonator can reliably deal damage in any situation. Once you git gud at airbursting it's like being able to spawn mini DoT explosions wherever you want, you constantly hear hear half of the enemy team burning.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Jetpack feels great to use as a suicide run when you need to get somewhere fast and to hurt as many things as possible with a Backburner
            With the default Flamethrower i like to use Flare Guns for versatility
            With the Dragons Fury I like Detonators and the Scorch Shot for jumping and reliable afterburn
            And the shotgun fits everywhere except the Phlog, you got a pairing for nearly every weapon there

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Secretly Serviced Shotgun
        Weapon_shotgun_chrome

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I was rightfully shot dead when I was standing still, with half my health gone. But then I saw the kill cam and it wasn't a sniper. It was a class who shouldn't be able to shoot from a bit away.
    >Valve, pls remove every gun except the sniper rifle

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      No one is afraid of the ambassador.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because they nerfed it, dimwit

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Week one Ambassador being able to shoot through buildings.
        Peak fricking TF2. Engineers getting headshot through sapped buildings was too fun to last.

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like the flare gun better because I can hit my flares

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    yup yup

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Some guy (spitefully) called me a Pyro main when I was just doing basic shit. I was topscoring and had 3 dominations, but still.

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw your damage dealing teammates are so fricking awful at aiming you just desperately start giving Ubers to random Scouts or Widowmaker Engies instead

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a Scout / Sniper / Medic main.
    Yes, I do wear a chastity cage.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tell me the size and model and maybe I’ll believe you

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Still using my old Holy Trainer V4 (Nano Size) Been meaning to upgrade to a V5, but just haven't had the opportunity.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Damn we are rocking the same thing. I should really wear it again sometime soon.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Respect, it's super comfy, I love it.

            [...]
            You two are CUTE.

            You are cute too, anon.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >You are cute too, anon.
              Not as cute as your junk surely is!

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Damn we are rocking the same thing. I should really wear it again sometime soon.

                Still using my old Holy Trainer V4 (Nano Size) Been meaning to upgrade to a V5, but just haven't had the opportunity.

                have a nice day.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >telling a sc**t in a pyrogay thread to kill themselves for being gay
                Careful with that anti-semitism there.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous
        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Damn we are rocking the same thing. I should really wear it again sometime soon.

          You two are CUTE.

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    valve will literally do anything to balance this game except nerf sniper and soldier lol

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fricking this. It's actually disgusting how practically everyone's side-grades have been nerfed into complete uselessness, but Soldier's weapons are all really good, or at least usable still.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      dude, the Valve you're talking about died in fricking 2018
      there will never be another balance patch, they are not nerfing or buffing anything ever again

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Scorch Shot is what TF2 players deserve.
    >too much of a gay to stop playing Vac
    >too much of a "I need to WIN mommy!!" attention prostitute to stop playing Scout and exclusively getting up in the face of people who have better things to do than focus down your fairy ass
    >Locked into playing the easiest "cleanup" class ever that gets by on raking in undeserved kills from engagements few had a chance of dealing with. "Just avoid the sightlines, bro." Unless you're playing Heavy and your entire point is to be out in the open and supporting your team, actually playing the game by engaging with the enemy team face-to-face instead of hiding behind your team like a pussy.
    >Too much of a jackass to stop relying on undeserved kills and damage through splash as a Soldier with a medi-beam permanently up your butthole.
    >Too stupid to aim, so opts to play Demoknight

    Nothing makes me happier than the fact the Scorch Shot exclusively annoys the gaygiest, most obnoxious parts of the fanbase that never play anything but their shitty metaslave queershit.

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    beggar's bazooka is literally the most broken weapon in the game

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That shit is like D tier

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        moron

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          no get good

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    That Dragon's fury and scorch shot are cute until you realize they are gimmicks and are worse than the shotgun. The best counter to sniper is sniper or sniper getting dived by soldier or even getting flanked by scout. Leave that shit to them. You have better things to be doing as pyro, namely being an ambusher, spy slayer and a thorn in demo and soldier's side.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The best counter to sniper is sniper
      great game design

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >You have better things to be doing as pyro
      like EXTINGUISHING ME
      god i fricking HATE when these Black person pyros don't fricking put me out even though i'm literally RIGHT IN FRONT OF THEM

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        THEN STOP RUNNING AWAY, YOU SPASTIC
        LET ME HELP YOU STUPID c**t

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I feel this when I play Medic. morons on my team spam E while running away from me or are moving like a rat on Adderall when I have my crossbow out.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Stand still
            >Get domed in the head by a Sniper
            Maybe learn to aim the crossbow properly, dipshit.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            They'll see the Man-Melter in my hand and
            RUN
            THE
            FRICK
            AWAY
            Absolutely mentally deficient

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    put dispenser here

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Heck no.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        OHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        VERY BAD

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          NOT GOOD

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >when your battle engie refuses to pop down a dispenser EVER and you have to run over to a medium ammo pickup for boolet
            >someone else recently picked it up

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >go to pick up ammo because Engineer won't put dispenser here
              >he immediately b***hes about you taking the ammo because now he can't finish upgrading his sentry

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >throw banana down for burning medic
                >soldier comes by and grabs it, probably unintentional but still
                >medic dies and says nothing but switches off medic

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >throw sandvich down for Medic
                >he runs away and finishes burning to death
                >spy takes it and says thanks

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >disguise as friendly Black person on my team (I want people killing him out of paranoia)
                >slowly crouch walk into the enemy spawn area
                >we're on last so people are fighting nearby
                >enemy medic at 2 HP is hiding behind a corner
                >press 2, B and E
                >medic sees me and comes running
                >send his ragdoll flying back after killing him with a 102 headshot

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >try to put dispenser down
                >one random enemy gamer rolls around the corner randomly and destroys it

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I never liked this weapon because it doesn't crit on burning enemies, two shots from the flare gun were better back when I played the game

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The standard shotgun is my very weapon in TF2.

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sniper isn't the problem, it's the shitty map makers who enable him by adding a gorillian sightlines. This is why Steel is the best map, Sniper isn't dominant on it.

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like to use Backburner, Shotgun and Backscratcher to roam, ambush and survive.

    Rate how shit I am.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's pretty much what I do, but mainly KOTH maps.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That is how you are supposed to play pyro but most people just run directly into gunfire with a flare gun

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sniper genuinely is fricked. Even a 2/10 sniper makes a regular match a fricking nightmare especially when on your team you have 3 1/10 snipers that don't take him out so then your fricking forced to get off you god damn class to be the 3/10 sniper (assuming the server doesn't limit 3 per class then you literally just have to leave the match) that stood up and instantly pick off the stupid 2/10 sniper and do what those 1/10 snipers couldn't do in 10 minutes. It's moronic that sniper is such an untouchable class that a paint eater can be a massive fricking nuisance and create this sort of dynamic in a game.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I only use Huntsman or Sydney Sleeper whenever I play Sniper

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I swear the sleeper makes people more upset than the regular rifles.
        Like shit man you actually want me to switch to a gun that lets me kill you faster?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          that's what makes it funny, it's just really good at bodyshotting and annoying the hell out of people

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >good sniper on enemy team
      >bad sniper on ours
      >i can go sniper specifically to camp corners and body shot other sniper if he isn't godlike
      i hate playing sniper though but at the point where they shut down an entire team you have to try something
      >don't play sniper and especially don't play spy
      >all my hat drops are for sniper and spy

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Stock flamethrower
    >Scorch Shot
    >Neon Annihilator

    Oh yeah it's 2fort time

  27. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    how are we feeling today bros?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tried to play some Valve Server but it looks like someone updated the shitty bots again. So now there's huge lag spikes all over.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the medic
      you forgot to add
      >players will blame you for not healing them right after healing them just because they face checked a demo and heavy

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        imagine if medic a leash that keeps teammates behind cover while you wait for them to get critheals

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          god i wish i could drag people back from their stupid mistakes
          same for me, someone has to moron wrangle my heavy when i push into 3 enemies all blasting me

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >players on fire run away from you while spamming E
        >start strafing when you pull out the crossbow
        >blame you when they die

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I have turned into brass beast rage heavy and got a few godlikes before the server silently died in a valve match. I think I might have blacked out

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That medic is literally me.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      SFM and Gmod have been extremely comical things, in retrospect. This is better than more than a few caricature works.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >"OH DONT WORRY GUYS ILL DO LITERALLY EVERYTHING"
      But as Engineer, because I just sweat my ass off with a Widowmaker and Gunslinger combo and kill everything in my path.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      all i do is fly around corners with my jetpack+backburner on dustbowl for hours on end
      then i giggle to myself when people call me a w+m1 Black person

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The medic one hits the harder to reality
      Man i once cried after trying my best to Carry a team in Dustbowl, never again.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Spy
      Last point is somehow true, the enemy team just always seems to do worse when they start spy checking so just existing (in low numbers) is useful

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I love being a medic but for god's sake, someone else please be a medic. I want to play something else. Please

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >"why dont we have a fricking teleporter"
      me everytime i choose to play as engi, holy shi

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Actually a useful team asset when there isnt 4 other spies

      FRICKING THANK YOU

      IM A GOOD SPY, BUT EVERY TIME I TOP SCORE, 4 OTHER moronS RUIN IT FOR ME

      AAAAAAAAA

  28. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >dead ringer
    cringe
    >kunai
    cringe
    >sniper
    cringe
    >c**tsman
    cringe
    >gunsBlack person
    cringe
    >vaccinator
    cringe
    >black cox
    cringe
    >beggars bazooka
    cringe

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >beggars bazooka
      Why that one?

  29. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't played tf2 since hats, what's the deal with this scorch shot?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      it mildly annoys the most privileged class in the game (sniper)

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It’s an explosive flare gun that deals a deceptively large amount of damage if you’re caught by both hits + afterburn
      People mostly hate it though because it’s very easy to spam down a fight and light everyone on fire for cheap + knockback, and with the Phlogistinator (a flamethrower that gives you guaranteed crits if you deal enough fire damage) it’s the favorite sidearm to use with it
      It messes with Snipers the most because it’s decently fast + explosive + deals fire damage to throw off their aim

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        it mildly annoys the most privileged class in the game (sniper)

        rad, thanks

  30. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Soldiers get shit on for having no actual weaknesses which is the point of the well rounder class
    >Sc**ts get shit on for being the best 1v1 class despite not being able to deal with multiple area denial classes
    >Pyro get shit on for being no skill despite being highly UP
    >Spy get shit on for being cheap despite basically being a Sniper that must take actual risk and skill
    >Sniper get shit for indirectly killed the game cause of bots though that's not really Snipergays fault
    >mfw Demo is without argument the most powerful class with two high damaging primary weapons that are great in all situations and really only countered by Sniper
    >mfw I myself am a Demogay
    The nerf to stickyspam Valve did long ago was probably deserved but compgays despite their claims of wanting to game to be accesible or in reality biased as frick and really want things to be their own specific autistic vision rather than any form of actual balance.
    But I'm also NOT complaining for Valve pussying out either.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      People shit on Demo all the time for being stickyspamming Black folk who can't aim pipes to save their life.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      though not really demoman, I hate demoknights on my team who prefer gathering heads over taking out the fricking sentry stopping all movement to the objective

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >really only countered by Sniper
      and spy and scout and demoknight since demo's weak to ambushes because tunnel vision and self damage and arm time

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      soldier honestly just becomes a worse demo if you're not using gunboats mobility
      i could've sank all my hours into honing my pipe and sticky aim but that just blends your gameplay into the generic grounded brawler amalgamation that every other frontline class does and i find the dynamic gunboats gameplay so much more fun than just waddling on the floor

  31. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    homosexualopia Black folk be like
    >NOOOOO DON'T SCRAMBLE WE'RE ONLY WINNING 6-0

  32. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    reminder that spy gets bonus points on the scoreboard for doing what their class is supposed to do because spy mains would kill themselves otherwise

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same with Sniper

  33. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >want to use the flaregun for the crits
    >need to use the scorchshot to light everyone on fire from range

  34. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >People are still seething about mini-sentries in 2023
    lol

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      There are some people that just don't understand the joy of hard focusing a gunslinger engineer as a soldier until they kill themselves, sad.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >low-effort engiBlack folk are still ruining KOTH by endlessly shitting out minis

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        And I don't plan on stopping. Cope shitter, minis die in one shot to basically everything.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >THEY"RE TOTALLY LE BAD BUT...... I WON'T STOP USING THEM

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yup, because they make shitters like you seethe endlessly.

            I like huntsman sniper into it, every arrow just one taps them and they just run out of metal in 3 seconds

            Fricking exactly, someone gets it. Engineers can only put down 2 before they need to rush for metal, and they get destroyed so fast and so easily that it's literally a non-issue if you don't suck at the game.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like huntsman sniper into it, every arrow just one taps them and they just run out of metal in 3 seconds

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >enjoying my time on banana bay
      >no, 3 texans are now excreting out minisentries at their melty blood tournament meetup
      >they have frontier justices and it keeps snagging assists and kills off of stray scouts and the spies dont' know what a sapper is
      at least that map has some fricking cover but it's annoyingly persistent when they rub their asses together and think of seceding the US I will shit fury down their throats with my DH frick off already

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >1 taps you with a Frontier Justice crit
        lol try again

  35. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    All fricking demoknighters must fricking hang

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      amen

  36. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >Soldier can destroy them easily
    >Demo can destroy them easily
    >Heavy can destroy easily
    >Sniper can destroy them easily
    >Spy can destroy them easily
    Either your a Pyro main in which case you have my pity or a Sc**t main in which case die mad lol.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Either your a Pyro main
      isnt it only 3 ish flares to kill anyway?
      my problem with minis was only if there are three getting spammed at any given moment on the map

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Let’s not pretend that 3 flares isn’t an absurdly large amount of commitment for a Pyro who can just walk away from the sentry, especially when minis have 100 HP so it’s actually 4 flares + reloading every one
        Not that it should change, minis are meant to deter Pyros and Scouts

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        dragon's fury shits all over both mini sentries and the accompanying engineer because the fireball penetrates through stuff
        it's hilarious

  37. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >scorch shot
    fine
    >scorch + phlog
    have a nice day

  38. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    badwater is such a shit map, I will never understand pubgays' love affair with it

    it's so awful

  39. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    im gonna build mmmmm bar with it and there is nothing you can do about it

  40. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    pic related makes TF2Black folk seethe
    TF2 is dead, it's time to move on to the superior multiplayer Valve shooter AKA Left 4 Dead 2
    >Fully mod supported with a large amount to choose from
    >Consistent playerbase that isn't filled with bots
    >No israelite cosmetics, if you want to change the appearance of someone you download a mod, no transactions required
    >A well programmed game director ensures that almost every game you play is different than the last, promoting replayability
    >even if you get bored of playing the same campaign maps all the time, there are plenty of great custom maps to choose from
    >has one of the most advanced gore systems in a vidya
    >Versus still makes homosexuals and shitters seethe to this day

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >play versus
      >enemy team leaves
      >server closes down
      what a great game wow

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
  41. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >all the seething about phlog
    >no one ever complains about backburner
    is it bad? why does no one use it?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's not bad but back hitboxes are already unreliable so you're makin your airblasts cost a frick of a lot for worse reliable crits than the phlog which is just meh. It's alright that it exists but there's not much to say about it

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      hitboxes are unreliable and the airblast penalty is way too extreme for so little gain

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      backburner barely works these days which is why people don't b***h about it
      it's technically better than stock when it does work despite the higher airblast cost but if you're good at airblasting it shouldn't be a issue anyways

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The hit detection for back burning is EXTREMELY strict, airblasts are prohibitively expensive, and unlike spy and scout, pyro has no way to actually get into a position behind people to take advantage of it other than walk there at normal speed and hope he doesn't run into any enemies before he's in position, which is the main problem the weapon has always had.
      Also the back burning is the weapon's only benefit, so any time you're not doing that it's a straight downgrade to stock, and because of the extremely strict attack angle required, even if you are doing it, it still tends to be a straight downgrade to stock.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >all the seething about phlog
        >no one ever complains about backburner
        is it bad? why does no one use it?

        only git gud with the jetpack, practice in every map as you would do it with rocket jump. Backburner relies in the speed of the pyro.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wish they gave it a unique secondary fire that'd help Pyro actually get behind people instead of airblast as a lazy compromise

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        All Pyro primaries except phlog should be capable of airblast jumping.
        >Works like Force-A-Nature: when you airblast while jumping, you propel yourself backwards a short distance
        >Dragon's Fury propels you slightly farther
        >Can be used as a gapcloser to get into close range
        >Can be used as a mobility aid
        >Differentiates itself from Scout jumps by being better but costing ammo
        >Differentiates itself from Soldier/Demo jumps by being worse but using no health
        It's the little buff Pyro needs to be a fully viable class.

  42. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    what is the weapon that allows spies to backstab you from the front?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Being gay

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      m1+a or d

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      cl_interp 500

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      There are cheats that let spies do this. But if they're not blatantly just walking at you and stabbing your face, then probably just clever strafing or air movement to reach your back.

      cl_interp 500

      Nah cl_interp 5 just gives you half a second of delay, doesn't help with stabs at all that's just what cheaters spread around to cover themselves

  43. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Make a sentry nest
    >Pyro drops down from above and destroys everything with a flame thrower within seconds
    How did this happen.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It doesn’t unless they have Uber and all the buildings are directly next to each other.
      Pyro is countered hard by Engineer.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Dragon's Fury does okay if they're turtling in the nest.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        They werent ubered, they just landed in front of me just somehow werent killed by the level 3 sentry. I dont know how but this is what went down.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Take care of my sentry guys I'm going to get some more metal

          Sentries have a hidden weakness which is their low turning speed. Good flankers can take advantage of this by attacking from behind. I've killed lots of engineers with level 3 sentries as a scout that way.

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                Anonymous

                You've got a problem with our engienest here ma'am?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >BLU sewers
                >RED buildings
                >BLU Engineer

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >mfw when thread is now an engineer thread

              • 11 months ago
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              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >engineer thread
                Nope, not until that gets posted.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Alea iacta est.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Is that a teleporter propeller hat?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Telefragger_Toque

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Cool gif

  44. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    the other tf2 thread is dead so i'll just post this here

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >pic
      I like you.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >golden shower
      i giggled, have a (you)

  45. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do items drop so infrequently? I played probably 2 and a half hours today and got a single item. I haven't played TF2 in honestly like a decade so there are so many new weapons I'd like to try out but it seems unlikely I'll get many without playing for hundreds of more hours.

  46. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I never have any luck with this piece of shit.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Homewrecker no longer removes sappers
      >Instead, the wearer has 35% damage resistance from Sentry fire
      Is it now a good weapon now?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It needs knock back resistance more.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          it's the uber medic's job to take the knockback, too bad most of them are too moronic to do it

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        i only use it for the sapper part.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Only good for camping enemy telies, frickers never expect a pyro with a maul

  47. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Uber ready but heavy I pocketed overextended and gets instagibbed
    >Oh look a pyro I can still uber him and scare the enemy back and maybe get some kills
    >pyro is ubered just stands in place and just hits m1 effectively grouping up the enemy team for a huge push
    What the frick is wrong with pyro players, legitimately.

  48. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    This thread is great and is the reason why TF2 will remain the greatest of its kind. No other game will come close in our life times. Cherish the moment lads and the BLOODY ENGINEER IS A SPY!!!!!

  49. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    yheaAHAHAGHKHEKHAHTJYHAAHAHGAAHH WOAOOHHH

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Finally a tf2 thread

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      another for the collection, i see.

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  52. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe it's just cause I'm a Back burner + Thermal PelvicThrust kinda guy but I have never had a major malfunction with Snipers. Has everyone else just gotten really unlucky and match with Snipers with 1,000k hours logged in or am I missing the memo

  53. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is there really no way to make this game not run like shit? I've heard of masterconfig before but is there any else that can help?

  54. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >TING
    >TING
    >TING
    >TING
    >pshhh TING-TING
    >TING
    >TING

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I love hitting someone with detonator and hearing the dings.

  55. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >good sniper on enemy team
    >"sniper bot, kick"
    >sniper gets votekicked

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      80% chance he was really cheating

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I always F1 snipers regardless of circumstances

  56. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Tokyo servers still shitting itself daily

  57. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    With how the Scorch Shot occupies the same niche, but easier, I wish they'd just remove the self-damage increase from the Detonator and have it be the dedicated flare-jumping secondary.

    Nobody wants to use that stupid ass jetpack to get around, lets be honest.

  58. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    This thread proves that sniper players have Black person level IQ

  59. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  60. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Medic doesn't use their Ubers to block the sentries while their patients struggle

    Frick you at this point just go play spy

  61. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone who says they like making people angry and post the scorch shot don't actually make people angry. The real way to make someone angry is to copy weegie and go identical cosmetics and taunt exactly at the same time on every kill. Guarantee you people will start b***hing to your team to "kick your bot red"

  62. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    eh, i'm a detonator fan myself
    if i want you to be on fire, you WILL be on fire. elevation and cover won't change that fact, simple as. better jumps too.

  63. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sniping in TF2
    >even headshots aren't guaranteed kills
    >all classes have different head heights
    >weapon needs to charge for full damage
    >enemies can fly through the air
    >enemies can stealth behind you
    >enemies move significantly faster than CSGO
    >enemies can spam rockets at your position
    Sniping in CSGO
    >click anywhere but legs for free kills
    >punished if you don't stand still
    >hide back in cover when flashed
    >enemies walk out from one direction at a snails pace

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      woah it's like they're different games or something

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >CS aimlet already seething

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >OW2
          Dead game, nobody wants to play that shit

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I agree. and CSGO sniping is EZ mode.

  64. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I really don't like the backburner
    It's not a broken weapon who need nerfs or is something super OP please Volvo fix

    But i don't like how this weapon was made as an ambush pyro playstyle and just ended up as better W+M1

    It just played by kamikaze pyroes, and it limit your choices
    >if the flammes connect
    >You're forced to face the Pyro
    >You can only backup making you slower than the Pyro meaning you're slower than him
    >The only solution is to kill him fast where 80% of your screen is full of flame particles and your health is melting

    I just don't like how every pyro i see using this weapon just walk at me like kamikaze with zero strategy in mind

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I just don't like how every pyro i see using this weapon just walk at me like kamikaze with zero strategy in mind
      I'm used to it since I've played since release and the game never shipped with Pyro being able to airblast. That was added months later. Also, I use the jetpack, so there's nothing else I can do lol.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >you have to shoot the guy that's shooting you wtf where are the multiple choices

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Atleast with the regular flamethrower
        I could just turn around and make distance with the Pyro so i'm not against the close range class

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          If you're playing scout or medic maybe, otherwise pyro is as fast or faster than everyone else.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            You can still run away and using corner and props to cut the flamethrower from yourself
            And using your max full speed it also help you reach either teamates or zone you couldn't see

            The backburner isn't broken strong anyways

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I personally like to pepper people with the detonator until I'm close enough for flamethrower damage and, hp permitting, detojump over them and buttburn them to death. The weapon's like, fine in my opinion.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm more mad to the average backburner user rather than the weapon hoping than shaking his mouse and turning around people will Frick up the hitboxes and give him free crits

  65. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Bought a bunch of cosmetics
    >Still not good at the game
    Explain

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I sure hope you "bought" them with refined and not actual money. This isn't CSGO where you'll find some gay shit that a Saudi prince would pay thousands for.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I use the marketplace, I don't use crates.

  66. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    There's literally no reason to use the Scorch Shot over the Flare gun.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Scorch shot is the only flare gun that's useful at long range, which was the intended purpose of the flare gun, and the flare gun is only useful for combos.
      The two weapons don't even fill the same niche.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe on Payload maps SS is kind of better, but you're still better off with Flare, because you're going to be pushing regardless, so the range doesn't matter all that much.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          The range is a good deterrent for people just shooting you down from outside of flamethrower range, which was always one of pyros weaknesses. It's especially helpful for deterring snipers.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Deto's a funny weapon for dealing with soldiers and demomen. You ever detonate one directly over their heads mid-jump and send directly to hell, killing them with fall damage?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I use scorch for clearing stickies, flare cannot do that.

  67. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know which moron started calling rampslides "trimping" but you can't trump in TF2.

  68. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just use stock on everyone except on Pyro where I use the flare and the homewrecker.
    Unlocks were a mistake

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Unlocks were their solution to get more people playing Medic since no one wanted to play the pure healing support class that can't kill anything.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >just use each class the same way everytime bro
        Unironically why overwatch got stale, there were no two ways to play or play against the heroes

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's not what I said at all

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >just use each class the same way everytime bro
        Unironically why overwatch got stale, there were no two ways to play or play against the heroes

        Battle medics should have been a viable playstyle where the syringues would give the Medic AOE buffs

  69. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      time to make a creepypasta video for an easy 30k views

  70. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What hit & kill sounds do you have on?
    https://voca.ro/1jwyYwqVN6Ro
    https://voca.ro/1ibJeSmffUGv

  71. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  72. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wow it does 30 damage and is for a class that normally has an effective range of 4 feet! thats so overpowered!
    People who whine about Pyro are gays who never actually played the game.

  73. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Hmm this weapon is overpowered
    >Ahh lets make it completely useless

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      skill issue, it still fricks with flares

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's still good.
      At least it would be if it weren't for TF2's dogshit melee hit detection

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wait a minute...that's not the Sandman.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        The Sandman deserved it. Stun mechanics don't belong in FPS games. Leave that shit for fighting games.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Stun mechanics don't belong in FPS games.
          t. Shartsmith fricking bawling because his le epic market garden video was interrupted for 5 seconds

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Pyro has a fun, unique way to play him rewarding him with crits in ranges where he should excel at anyway
      >shitters get it nerfed
      >now he has to play his class as braindead as possible spamming rocket flares from afar before holding W+M1 going kamikaze mode like a fresh install
      >more cancerous in pubs than stinging or flare punching was despite being less skillful than ever
      I cannot remember the last time I unironically played Pyro, probably years at this point

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Puff and sting was fine until they added the fricking degreaser and you would literally just instantly die the second a pyro got anywhere close to you, leaving zero counterplay.
        But then Valve went and heavily nerfed both when they literally had it fine with
        >crits players from back
        >minicrits from front

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >been saying that airblast stunlock was bullshit for years before anyone started caring
          >puff & sting gets traction and people want the axtinguisher nerfed and not the setup tool that made it easy
          >literally the exact same thing happens with the reserve shooter, and it too gets nerfed instead of stunlock air last
          >stunlock airblast finally gets removed but both axtinguisher and reserve shooter stayed nerfed
          Never stood a chance of convincing people to understand me if I'd get drowned out by thousands of morons.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Thank you, someone else that fricking gets it. I really wish they just unnerf those weapons, but balance changes seem to never be happening again

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Truly a great example of Sniper Priveledge
      >Pyro (close range class, weakness is longer ranges) has easy means for putting players on fire for Axtinguisher
      >You only Minicrit
      >Minicrit is offset by damage penalty
      >You get extra damage based on how long the after burn is gonna last
      >It puts out the afterburn
      >You effectively do less damage, just all at once and you get a crappy speedboost
      >Sniper (long range classes “supposed” weakness is close range) has easy means to apply Jarate for the Bushwacka
      >No damage penalty, you effectively oneshot 8 out of the 9 classes
      >Only penality applies to upclose due to damage falloff and frankly is usually a non-factor (only weapons that would deal 104-124, between 53-62, etc see even some sorr of difference)
      >Doesn’t remove jarate either, so if they managed to survive as a Heavy or being overhealed, they’d be easy pickings for nearby teammates
      Why does Valve love Sniper (and Engineer but that’s a whole different story) so much?

  74. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    i tried it for the first time and it seems like a flare gun that explodes on impact
    why do people hate it so much?

  75. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    why the frick does this exist
    why does the class that's designed to be a roadblock and the weakest in 1v1 get to have a counter to classes that will most often end up shooting them
    why can this piece of shit take metal from payload

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Unlocks that keep sentries alive were a mistake, now every Engineer believes sincerely that they are playing a sentry gun and it should never die. Should have just given him some revolvers and new buildings to play around with, oh well.

  76. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    SniperGAWDS making shitters seethe a decade and a half later

  77. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that the Sniper is OP bandwagon is a recent phenomenon that only happened with the rise of bots and cheaters, as people have had their perception of the class skewed from repeated negative experiences which aren't humanely possible. If Valve somehow addressed the issue people would realize that your average Sniper isn't a server annihilator

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The other issue is
      >The Totally For Real Legit 69000 hour sniper is basically interchangable with a bot
      Is something we already did before. You know how it turned out? A shitload of Competitive players were banned.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >A shitload of Competitive players were banned.
        Good. Frick compBlack folk.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >A shitload of Competitive players were banned.
        Good. Frick compBlack folk.

        That banwave was the funniest shit ever
        >almost all the top TF2 snipers banned for aimbots
        >big name TF2 players banned
        >I WANTED TO GET BANNED AND LOSE ACCESS TO MY 10,000 DOLLAR ACCOUNT GUYS
        someone post the fricking image

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          JCapps?
          More like
          JBRAAAAAAAAAAAAPS
          JCOPES

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >That legendary hat is lost forever because this Black person couldn't resist the urge to cheat

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              who cares
              the mannconomy deserves to crash again
              back in my day you could get a burning flames team captain for like 4 earbuds

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Oh no I'm just saying. I've got my personal hat of choice (Blizzardy Storm Tundra Top), it's just a shame is all.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Tradegay seething
              >"UHH IT SHOULD'VE BEEN MINE!!!

              Kys

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I never claimed it should be mine, I was simply in awe that someone with such an expensive hat would go cheating all willy-nilly. Thanks for putting words in my mouth though, Black person.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Black person Black person Black person
                >D-DO I FIT IN YET??

                Yup, you are mad.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm really not. Thanks for continuing to make assumptions about how I feel though.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Crazy really, people used to joke about having too many snipers on the team just like with spy

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Too many snipers on a team is still an issue because snipers don't win games

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Snipers used to be useless as frick. Then LMAOBOX was invented.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >recent
      Frick off with revisionist bs

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Matchmaking (and therefore, bots) has been around for 7 years, so yeah "technically" it isn't recent.
        But it's recent in the full scheme of the game.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        You're the revisionist here, Sniper was not complained about this much until very recently in the last years or so. Sure people have complained about him before, but it was no different than the other complaints the other classes would get. Only recently has practically everyone unanimously decided to complain about Sniper en masse.
        Look at TF2 threads on Ganker now, half of them are always about Sniper being OP

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Zesty held this opinion years before the Sniper hate bandwagon and it’s been getting traction ever since because Sniper players only have been getting better aim or better cheating tools.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I really don't think we should be taking opinions from Mr.
        >Green isn't a color that exists in tf2
        >This cosmetic is bad because you can't identify that the person approaching from blu spawn might be blu
        >Engineer can't wear a high vis vest because it makes him look like a completely different class
        >b4nny who can't even pull Zesty's viewership is the true lifeblood of the community
        >The official VSH is bad because everyone liked Freak Fortress (they didn't Freak Fortress has been a fricking mess since they buffed demoknights)

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Official VSH is bad
          Honestly for casual it is because Valve decided you should only have 2-3 fricking rounds of VSH before you have to vote for a new map. Making it extremely hard to ever get Saxton Hale in casual.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Actually it's 25 per map initialization.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Bro it's fricking 25 rounds

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Actually it's 25 per map initialization.

              Really? Last I checked it was just best of 3. I haven’t checked since 100 player servers were a thing.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          emporiumgay detected

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Emporium bullshit is bullshit and as a community they should be banned from the workshop, but pretending a team colored high vis vest for the engineer breaks the game is moronic and it doesn't matter if you pretend I'm some "other side".

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >A vest that covers most of Engi's body in orange and fricks with team recognition
              It's a nice item that fits Engi but from a gameplay standpoint it's just bad.
              For instance I'd love to have a baseball tee for Scout but pic related is just bad for the same reasons as the vest. If the colors were swapped (team color and white stripes), then it'd be fine

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                The colors on it are fine
                Even from the tiny ass thumbnail I can tell which team each shirt belongs to

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >A vest that covers most of Engi's body in orange and fricks with team recognition
                It's a nice item that fits Engi but from a gameplay standpoint it's just bad.
                For instance I'd love to have a baseball tee for Scout but pic related is just bad for the same reasons as the vest. If the colors were swapped (team color and white stripes), then it'd be fine

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Is this real

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah. That specific loadout is The Toadstool Topper, Flavorful Baggies, and Water Waders, all painted with A color similar to slate, which looks a bit blueish.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                So whats it look like on Red team

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not him but that is red team
                On blue team the suspenders would be blue

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I think he was cracking a joke there Anon.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                You will NEVER encounter this in-game tho

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >you will never encounter someone specifically doing this to frick with people
                lmao

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >being fine with a shirt that is clearly and sufficiently color coded with proper team shading means your fine with THIS!!

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >80% white shirt
                >sufficiently color coded with proper team shading
                Why are so against having things team colored

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Shirt literally has Red/Blu in big bold letters on it
                >"White" shirt is hue shifted to team colors
                You literally aren't even trying

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                80% light blue/red than anyone who isn’t colorblind can easily see*

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                The white is literally red-blue hued for team color, hell, its practically the same shading that Medic has for his labcoat

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Reminder, in Overwatch, no matter what skin the enemy is using, you will always know they are the enemy from the red outline and health bar.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                The green one frick just looks green from the thumbnail, don't fricking lie.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                You can still see the red on the rest of the outfit on the arms and the center

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                What part of thumbnail did you not understand?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, I can still see the red in the arms, center, and collar from the thumbnail
                Get your eyes checked

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                No you can't, you literally do not have the pixels to make out those details. I enlarged the thumbnail to prove it.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                anon you actually need to get your eyes checked

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Stop being a lying Black person that's a blurry mess to you.

                warm pixels = red
                cool pixels = blu
                you either your eyes checked (almost type spies checked) or are just trolling

                Ok some actual fricking honesty. You're just trying to pick out pixels, of which you're mainly seeing green there, you can't see the fricking sleeves or collar.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                i am being honest
                also ignore the grammar, i'm not esl
                Anyway I don't know what to say.
                I swear I can tell, not the guy you were originally arguing with. I don't even see this "green" you speak of.
                My thought process was basically
                >lighter color = blue
                >warmer color = red
                Then, it was easy to guess the rest.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Oh, I see. You're arguing over whether we can identify the body parts I guess.
                Well the strap makes it easy to know it's Scout. I can vaguely make out the hole in the middle. Still not so bad.
                Also, this would never be a relevant situation in game. How big is this map if Scout looks like a pixel?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                warm pixels = red
                cool pixels = blu
                you either your eyes checked (almost type spies checked) or are just trolling

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Anon, I can literally see the red from those areas in the thumbnail
                You enlargening the actual image it is irrelevant in the same sense as holding up a microscope to piece of cloth - doesnt change the fact I can see the color of the cloth from really far away
                Get your eyes checked

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Stop being a lying Black person that's a blurry mess to you.
                [...]
                Ok some actual fricking honesty. You're just trying to pick out pixels, of which you're mainly seeing green there, you can't see the fricking sleeves or collar.

                4th for get your eyes checked, anon. I can absolutely see the sleeves & collar.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                No you can't, it's a blurry mess. You can see patches of color like other anons are saying.

                Anon, I can literally see the red from those areas in the thumbnail
                You enlargening the actual image it is irrelevant in the same sense as holding up a microscope to piece of cloth - doesnt change the fact I can see the color of the cloth from really far away
                Get your eyes checked

                That's the thing though, you're relying on patches of color in a image that's mostly screaming "GREEN" at you.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I can still see the red on the arms and collar
                Just because its blurry doesnt mean I cant tell what color it is or what silhouette it is

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                2007: "We designed TF2 so that the player's team and class can be easily distinguished from all distances"
                2023: You see these patches? Red! No wait... that's blood

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                At the draw distances where its that small and blurry blood isnt being detailed
                And that even still, that white and red is STILL as almost equal to how much red a stock default Medic has

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Covers engi's body in orange
                AND FRICKING YELLOW YOU STOOGE. THE BLUE TEAM EQUIVALENT TO ORANGE.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                The point of having red and blue teams is that they're opposite colors which are easy and quick to differentiate. Yellow is treated as a mostly neutral color (look at Engi's helmet or glove). Team colored orange/yellow works on items that are relatively small, but when the item covers the entire body it becomes much harder to distinguish between orange and yellow on a whim, they're too similar

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don't care what bullshit you're on, Blue Yellow will never be mistakable with Red Orange
                It replaces virtually none of the actual team colored shirt.
                Quit pseuding about the "artstyle".

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The average one isn't but most snipers now aren't average because there is none, zero, literally no penalty for cheating at least a little bit with wallhacks and esp but all of the penalties for not using it when sniper dueling

      It makes no sense not to use it if you know all other snipers are using some form of it, too. Even if it's as something simple as loud quickscope sounds

  78. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Will you guys stop complaining and start defending?

  79. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/2/21/Tf2-comment020.mp3
    Based on this commentary from an actual dev, why can Sniper instantly headshot and kill 5/9 classes?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >on the flipside, we need to ensure it cannot be snap fired from the hip with the same effect. because then in the hands of an expirenced player, it also becomes the games most lethal short range weapon.
      i mean yeah, it can't headshot until fully charged, but it still does something similar. and can still full charge one shot body shot scouts and spies.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I love the classic, it makes people seethe and it isnt even that good

  80. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sniper is just poorly designed and has never belonged in this game. He is the only class that can engage at long range and is never punished for missing (unless when fighting another sniper). Because of that there is very little real counterplay and he can put out a ton of pressure without taking any risks whatsoever. Usually all you can do when faced with one is go another way or pray that the he is shit and will miss. Also the least mechanically complex/interesting class in the game.
    You can't really fix this. I wish they'd at least give him reverse damage fall off so that you can't get flick'd for 150 at close range.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >You can't really fix this.
      no but it could have been prevented by not making maps with gigantic, unbroken sight-lines.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >you cant fix this
      Watch me
      >critical headshots cannot register for 0.2 seconds after getting his aim jarred by damage. This is the same time window as scoping in
      >guarantee that all hitscan weapons have a crosshair-perfect pellet per ammo spent (adjusted slightly for pistol/smg)
      If you know he's there and suppress him, he should lose. Similar to if you know a spy is present and are looking at him.

  81. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can someone post that guide to heavy image? The edited one preferably.

  82. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >mid-close ranged game
    >already have spy has a pick class
    >uhhhhhhh let's add a long ranged class lmao
    What the frick were they thinking

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sniper was made before Spy.
      You should be asking “why did they make it so you could headshot people almost immediately instead of having a full charge?”

  83. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >dominate enemy top scorer as pyro
    >hurr nice wm+1
    Is there any better feeling?

  84. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The only real issue with sniper is his unlocks like the Razorback and Bushwacka removing his biggest counters and weaknesses. Rework/remove those, and maybe give each rifle tracers like the classic, and he's fine. Most of the people who seethe about snipers are just shitters though.

  85. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've become a pyro main

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pyro has the cutest cosmetics and makes people angry so naturally I want to play him

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I main a fun class
      Congrats

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pyro has the cutest cosmetics and makes people angry so naturally I want to play him

      >I main a fun class
      Congrats

      I'm sorry to break it to you, but you're now trans.

  86. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have a confession

  87. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    How do I get good at Dragon pyro? I wasn’t having any fun with the class until I tried it, but it feels like half of the time I fricking rip butthole open and the other time my puffs don’t aren’t connecting despite moving directly through the opponent

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Try your best to aim the "center" of the fireball onto the enemy, because if you don't you don't get the extra damage
      >Bonus damage against a burning target now requires the fireball's center to make contact with the target's hitbox
      Where exactly that center is? Nobody knows

  88. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are you deep in a wooden area with warm coloring? You're in RED territory and the Pyro walking straight at you is an enemy
    Industrial Area with cool coloring? BLU
    If you still can't figure it out with context of whatever tf is happening you may have the 'tism, the same morons that get lost when there arrows painted around the map.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      sulfur still sucks, I don't care how much valve and ueakcrash like jacking off that troony's dick

  89. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rework Sniper into a midrange class.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Rework sniper into a lockdown class.

  90. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Whether or not that baseball shirt is team colored enough or not, you'd be lying to yourself if you think that having the colors swapped (Red or blue shirt with white stripes) wouldn't look infinitely better

  91. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can someone give an idea of when to best use the cloak and dagger? Whenever I use it I barely contribute anything to the game, unlike with stock watch where I'm very proactive and actually having an impact on the game

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You’ve answered your own question, just use stock

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      C&D is good at letting you set up that one important stab, feed your team information over mic, and camp important areas when there's not much distance to cover (think enemy spawns, or the area just behind a choke the enemy has to get through). Of those things, only the 3rd usually matters in a pub, so the stock watch is generally better for the exact reason you describe.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        You should use it like Stock but when you’re escaping use the props around you. Almost no one checks if you’re ever in a crate or random rock.

        Hmmm okay. I'll try to take that into consideration.One thing I do notice with C&D is people seem to have an easier time tracking me when invisable when I get found out

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          The C&D has less range of motion by nature, so you don't get to juke and use the damage resistance quite as much. On the other hand, a lot of times one of the best things you can do with either watch is to double back after your cloak flashes and stand somewhere they think they've already checked, and the C&D lets you just sit there regaining cloak when that works.
          You can also try using C&D with the L'Etranger, it almost completely cancels out the extra cloak drain of the C&D.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You should use it like Stock but when you’re escaping use the props around you. Almost no one checks if you’re ever in a crate or random rock.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      C&D is fun if you just want to sit in your enemies backline and frick with them. Its great for messing with engi's and ruining their day by constantly destroying their tele.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >stay cloaked near a newbie engineer
        >spam melee dares at him
        >when he cries out "theres a spy creepin round here" you respond with "YES" and watch him flail his wrench around
        Cnd may not be that good of a watch but its still amusing

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