>males all get longer more indepth romance scenes than the women
Gays made this game.
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>males all get longer more indepth romance scenes than the women
>watched all the gay romance scenes
you are a homosexual
Why do you know what the male romance scenes look like?
Fujoshi not gays. All the writers are fat thirty something year old women with rainbow hair who've spent the last twenty years of their lives writing fanfiction about harry potter getting fricked in the ass by draco malfoy and snape and voldemort
They are all men.
He plays as a gay dude
Cute troony, i'm glad the game let's you freaks roleplay you're women.
homie, unfrick your apostrophe usage.
The Drow scene went on for ages.
all get longer more indepth romance scenes than the women
Lmao no they don't. Shadowheart and Lae'zel have the longest romances, let alone both of them tie to the main quest so having them as companions is OUTRIGHT REQUIRED.
None of the male companions are even tied to the main plot.
>Gays made this game.
If gays had made the game then the male companions available for romance for gay men wouldn't be gross homophobic straights who talk all day about how much they like vegana and flirt with the female companions and make the gay romance revolve around how much they like women.
You straight incels are so pathetic and desperate to play victim you don't even know what to say anymore, you should have a nice day.
You must be joking. Laezael gets kick little one night stand scenes that are all extremely short. The males have longer screentime that's a fact.
>Laezael gets kick little one night stand scenes that are all extremely short.
Lae'zel gets the most amount of conversations with the protagonist and the most interactions when you take her as a companion because she has shit to say in every situation, specially in everything tied to the Emperor and the Prince. Not only that but her character is the only one that gets character development, specially in the romance, and has a happy ending.
Gale romance is completly irrelevant to the plot, has literlaly nothing to do or say in the world, and his scenes are the most irrelevant stupid shit like "wow boat ride yay!", let alone his main quest has you literally reunite him with his girlfirend.
DO you seriously think it's good gay content to have a gay man reunite his boyfriend with a woman?
I'm starting to think you're closeted and desperately looking for a way to justify liking Gale. It's ok if you find him attractive anon, it's ok if you really want to romance him. Stop pretending however you're forced to romance him because "GAYS HAVE THE BEST CONTENT!!!" because the game is extremely homophobic and we have NOTHING.
>Lae'zel gets the most amount of conversations
No she doesn't you fricking liar. This is her third scene. Literally nothing
Here's Gale's third scene you lying frick
Yeah idunno why homos try to lie for this game so much as if we all didn't play it and see the gayness for ourselves.
> He didn't even play the game he only knows about "content" because of youtube scenes
Ah, so it was a bait thread all along and you just wanted to troll and pretend straight men are being opressed. You truly are pathetic.
Btw, sex scene length doesn't make a romance better or worse. Minthara has the longest most porn like sex scene, does that mean straights won?
I literally flirted with EVERY character just to see their scenes to confirm who gets more content, that's how I know you gays lie so much.
> I had fictional gay sex and used a cronometer to measure who has the longest sex scene! SO I CAN PROVE YOU WRONG! HA!!!
I truly, truly hope one day you can come out of the closet, and i hope when you do you get an amazing loving boyfriend who actually loves you and doesn't start talking about vegana or female demons or the goddess of magic when you finish having gay sex.
Wish you the best, you sad pathetic closeted loser.
wyll is more important to the story and so is gale
Mizora has the best sex scene though
>plays bear-fricker simulator
>complains
frick you
U wot, the longest and most detailed multi-act romances are Shadowheart and Lae'zel, then followed by Astarion.
ESG score go, vrrrrrrrroeoeoeoeem.
>anti-gay law
what a weird way to say "killing people for being gay"
society has made you people so jaded to human death
Turns out you actually can frick the succ
I am happy
Which one? Wyll's patron? I thought you kill her
You can but that also kills Wyll, you can also save her. If you do Wyll ends up freed from the worst of the contract and she mellows out, and wants to bang your MC even if you're in a comitted relationship. You can also have her exclusively.
all get longer more indepth romance scenes than the women
true in real life too since only men are capable of experiencing emotions
>Gays made this game.
yet you know the ins and outs lmao of all the male romance options
curious no?
>curious no?
nah just a little bi-curious is all
The devs most likely are incels so makes sense, they would not have any real life experience
Got to act 3 and even emperor is a gay.
7 man cuck squad made them.