>man who has only played Death Stranding going outside during a pandemic

>man who has only played Death Stranding going outside during a pandemic
>"I'm getting a lot of Death Stranding vibes from this"

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  1. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    based autist

  2. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Kojima pls tone it down with the clairvoyant collapse of society predictions

  3. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    love this guy

  4. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    he loves the smell of his farts

  5. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    kojima is based

  6. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Lol Kojima rules. Also OP is a gay

  7. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >bring my bag to the front as if it were BB
    >kojima in a grocery store

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Did his wife miscarry?

  8. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    he probably has a real baby in it too

  9. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    doesn't this guy have a son or something
    why is he on twitter, what is he doing
    isn't he 50+? literally an old man and still getting existential vibes like some zoomer bro come on
    dont even want to imagine what its like to be in his family

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why are people here so obsessed with age

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        Social media shouldn't be allowed for people over the age of 30.

        • 3 years ago
          Anonymous

          should be the opposite

          • 3 years ago
            Anonymous

            Then leave

          • 3 years ago
            Anonymous

            Nope, all the moronic misinformation and tribalism on my timeline is from older people who apparently have nothing better to do with their time.

            • 3 years ago
              Anonymous

              so you never read anything aside from conservative facebook

        • 3 years ago
          Anonymous

          It's making the young insane too, though

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        because it takes you morons decades to develop reading comprehension enough not to miss the point
        reaching that age and still contemplating existentialism is absolutely moronic, you should be a fully realized man without such stupidity and doubt in your mind over a self-checkout store or twitter

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      His son was like a teenager when Peace Walker came out 11 years ago, he'd be like 20-25 by now.
      Were you asking for your dads time constantly in your twenties, anon? Did he still need to raise?

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        Old people that are extremely lonely is very sad to watch in general. Coping on twitter isn't a great way of dealing with it but that's why his autism is funny.

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        Wait, Kojima has a son?

        • 3 years ago
          Anonymous

          he's really private about his personal life and japan has strict privacy laws but he did say that snake being in smash brothers as well as the peace walker x monster hunter collabs at the time were done because his son requested it. he'd said that his son hates his metal gear games but played those and i guess thought it would make snake cool.

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        The point is does this man really have nothing better to do than spend mental energy on this triviality? He's 58, not 20. At least we've got an excuse. In my mind a creator is always thinking of his next magnum opus, this twitter post is something some npc pleb would write.

  10. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >you will never make prescient vidya that becomes reality
    Why go on

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