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Qureate new message game for the Nintendo Switch will be release next month!

https://qureate.co.jp/masafri/en/

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    how is this acceptable but not Duel Princess

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I still don't know what happened to that game

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        it is literally such a mystery, I got it on PC and was expecting it to be like e-girl tentacle porn or something, but it ended up being the MOST tame shit

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It has to be something else like copyright or licensing, not the tame lewd stuff

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it's probably worth buying day 1 in case they take this game off as well

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        This. After watching the trailer I highly doubt it's gonna stay on the Eshop

        >qureate removed Duel Princess themselves after sales plateau'd so they'd generate FOMO in all their future games

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          True it did create FOMO but for the others ecchi games. For Duel Princess it was too late on the Switch.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The literal pink haired homosexual at Steam that saw it interpreted that one of the heroines was underaged somehow, probably. And that's all the justification that homosexual needs to ban it off Steam. It's about as arbitrary as Ganker moderation is. Either you get someone that isn't an absolute puritan moron that day with the banhammer or you do.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I hate the Steam c**t that blocked Key to Home (literally an all-ages game) and Dungeon Travelers 2.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          as someone who played KTH... i gotta tell you, it IS actually quite lewd and the teacher guy is a LITERAL perv and a pedo.
          It's not as all ages as they want to make you think. Sure there was no nudity, but the themes were pretty adult

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Oh I know there were adult and serious themes, but there was no content that would be deemed illegal under US law.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >It's not as all ages as they want to make you think
            When talking about VNs All-Ages simply means it isn't 18+ and a porn game. So it IS all-ages in that sense. Only a total moron would think a VN could suddenly become safe for 5 year olds to read by removing the sex scenes.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        And, meanwhile, Sex with Hitler and Tyrone vs Cops gets a pass. There is something wrong with the moron with the banhammer at Steam.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Steam only cares if it's an anime game and if the characters look underage.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Will play it when it's out on Steam

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ok I admit it. Nintendo is based. There, i said it.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Nice Totally Relaxed Mode
    >NTR

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      what kind of ntr? netori?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, when you make your client feel good they become naked in your mind and start moaning and shit

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >It's wrong, but it feels so right! Try the supremely pleasurable NTR Mode!

      >cuck mode
      saved my money, thanks

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >It's wrong, but it feels so right! Try the supremely pleasurable NTR Mode!

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Based
    Going to pick it up and never play it just like I do for all these kinds of games

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Glad I'm not the only one

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder if it will be uncensored when it comes to steam.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Trailer here. It's a rhythm game.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Still no fricking sound.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This. After watching the trailer I highly doubt it's gonna stay on the Eshop

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        meant for

        it's probably worth buying day 1 in case they take this game off as well

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      no way this is getting localized

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Every single one of this company's games is released in English on the same day as Japan.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It is already in english.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's already in the french eShop

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >T
          So no bob or vagene?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You should pre-order NOW.
        https://www.nintendo.com/store/products/massage-freaks-switch/

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I wasn't interested in Senran Kagura Reflexions, but making this one a rhythm game is smart.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i literally can't stop getting the shut-in ending in the other qureate game with the lazy pink idiot girl with huge breasts

    what am i doing wrong

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You have to both reach the stat thresholds and collect certain notes in certain chapters for a different ending.
      https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1xy0ppltPraxEhKGU4qIypWLvGOH1pGFu6lWwkx3HlCI/edit?usp=sharing

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    frick off porn addicts.

    [...]

    >>>/h/

    [...]

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it's a video game you puritanical reddit colonist

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >voiced by rie tanaka
    best girl coming through

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Voiced by Nep, Himeko, and Lisa
      She has a habit of getting roles that end up killing the character, huh?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >rie tanaka
      Holy crap

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      If she isn't doing the tsundere voice I may have to pass on this one bros.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        https://qureate.co.jp/masafri/en/
        You can sample it for yourself under Character, I don't think it is.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >open image
      >see mole
      Way to ruin a character.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Extremely homosexual post.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Fat fricking breasts.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The eShop page for this is already up and it's just ESRB T/PEGI 12. Buy it for your little brother.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Can we massage their feet

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's a VERY good question.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Day 1 buy

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Thanks for the heads up, reporting it to Nintendo now!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Implying Nintendo didnt give its blessing already

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      moron it's already received the Official Nintendo Seal of Quality and Miyamoto has personally jerk offd to the girls

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