Its not leftists. Its the opposite side of the culture war. I believe in strong unions and workers rights, not that men in dresses should be allowed in a toilet with little girls
it's kinda hard to define it now. leftist is basically used for convenience since these people are just hivemind homosexual slop eaters
I still don't understand why Automata's meta score is so high.
The story is ok and the OST is great but that's about it.
automata is actually garbage and I wonder when will people finally realize this. I feel so alone when I'm seemingly the only one to consider the game a piece of shit. then 10 years from now people will say "umm actually it's bad" and then everyone will agree but here I am, knowing the truth in advance, yet no one will ever listen to me
You're just an idiot. Automata is great. Also, you don't need to like, its okay to not enjoy some things, the world is not as universal as you seem to think.
>automata is actually garbage
The only non-moronic thing you've said. Actually can't stand the praise this pseudo-intellectual tech demo gets. Brainless shallow hack-n-slash combat, promptly replaced by even worse hacking simulator because the director wanted to get "experimental" and "shake things up" without having any innovative ideas to add to the genre. Environments are the dullest, brownest coagulation of box shapes. Story is like a PHIL freshman with a microphone. Music was great, not quite masterful but at least a very solid showing with some original stuff well-executed. Thank god for 2B butt cause otherwise this Unity tutorial would have lost me real fricking quick. An absolute lack of staying power.
sometimes I wonder how leftists can become so tone-deaf and hypocritical because man they take it to the next level. Remember when it was all about equality but now is about equity? It's scary at the fast pace these tone-deaf hypocrites are able to change culture and appropriate or infiltrate everything and even change the meaning of words. And is all because in their minds whatever they think is for the greater good must be achieved by any means. Sooner or later we are all gonna end up being controlled by a pretty tyrannical system worse than anything ever seen before. All for our own sakes. That's your brain on lefty politics.
>attractive to who?
This type of shit for brains decision making would bankrupt any other industry, no matter what it is, from food to shoes to cars to music. >delicious to who? >fitting whose feet? >affordable to who? >enjoyable music to who?
You can go down the line and apply this moron design logic until you destroy every single last industry from top to bottom because individual preference and need is king in reality, but not in leftist "university" reality where political decision making boosted by narcissistic solipsism and murderous jealousy towards non-existent characters in media is what drives action and activism.
Imagine you're listening to your favorite music and then suddenly there's a 10-20 second long portion of the track where a totally unrelated genre of music is shoved in. You then go ask the producer what's wrong with the album you bought from them, it's not the right genre of music you bought and they call you names because you're against having a "diverse set of music represented" in their albums.
Literal stupidity and myopic hatred of drawings from top to bottom, that's what feminism has devolved into.
Who's getting buttblasted about naked people online and requiring state IDs to even view a porn site again?
Oh right, conservicuck shithole states that's who. >B-but m-muh opinion articles!!!! A-all g-game journo s-sites are leftist in m-muh head!!!
Just off yourselves already you schizo rightoid losers LMAO
Proof of what, dipshit? Random opinion articles do not represent anything other than the fricking OPINION of the person who wrote it moron.
I'm right and you're wrong, and you still have jack shit to say about how it's the bible-thumping frickfaced red shithole states that want to ban anything remotely sexual.
LMAO fricking republicuck losers.
2 months ago
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Grandma, I told you to stay off the computer.
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You got nothing.
Haha, shitbrained moron has been completely destroyed and has no response. What a moronic conservacuck.
WHO WANTS STATE IDS TO ACCESS BOOBIES, CUMBRAINS? Literally scared of the truth, lmao.
2 months ago
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Grandma, you need to stop drinking.
2 months ago
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>No response, I concede.
Thanks lil guy, but I already knew I was right and you were wrong. But at least you admit it now.
2 months ago
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Oh grandma, you so kuh ray zee!
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You got nothing.
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>More empty replies >Is an empty reply
You Indian fricks can't compete with Chinese shills. We can smell your curry-words through the nothing you supply. Shitskin, Black person-brained, poverty-riddled pussy.
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Haha, shitbrained moron has been completely destroyed and has no response. What a moronic conservacuck.
WHO WANTS STATE IDS TO ACCESS BOOBIES, CUMBRAINS? Literally scared of the truth, lmao.
No pictures, no links, nothing.
You got nothing.
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>Muh NO LINK
No link to what, moron? You haven't had the BALLS to even specify what you disagree with. Average emasculated conservacuck, LMAO.
2 months ago
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Still empty.
Thank god you are not a lawyer or something.
2 months ago
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What are you butthurt about, pussy?
Just type it out, why is the lil baby so scared?
Might shock you but I'm not in charge of what morons and troonys say or do. Thankfully I'm in a country where we don't have the left/right culture shit. MUCH.
Anon, you are just going for "real leftism have never been tried before", all extremists are mentally ill, and I'd say there are way more extremists on the left now. Both leftism and rightism have some great ideas, but they are perverted and supported by terrible actors.
Not at all. Things used to be pretty good here under Gough. Its definitely romanticised but some of the broad strokes like free uni are pretty good for the people. Honestly if American culture war shit would frick off everything's pretty great here, still get people saying their pronouns in their bio but you can't have everything.
I get what you are saying. In the books and past leftism is one thing, but it doesn't matter, what matters is what leftism for the public now, you have to take that into account. When books say B is A, but everyone says B is C then B will be C, no matter how right you are, so naturally leftism is perceived as mental illness, not because of book leftism, but because of what people make it to be.
Eh things are ok here in terms of that. We had the referendum and people seemed to have a functioning brain for that one. Albo supporting the referendum was pretty fricked. Like not at all good that they divided the vote in terms of left wing and right wing. We'll see if it bites him in the ass I guess. Liberal are a pack of wankers but so's the left too so you just get on with it and hope that we don't get more bullshit culture war shit from America. The pendulum is swinging back already and that's a good thing.
>free uni are pretty good for the people.
This is simply not sustainable. Free shit is just going to devalue your money and make it harder for the next generation.
People didn't use to champion for free college, because college didn't use to be so expensive. It only became expensive when it became subsidized and thus colleges have no incentive to have competitive pricing, because income is guaranteed by the government. Ultimately the people who pay the price are the little people, every time. You want to stick it to big business by basically assuring them a profit and allowing them to become bloated. College is a scam for 95% of the majors. Society doesn't need anymore incapable people with useless degrees.
Yeah I don't disagree with you but our dollar has much bigger problems. A pack of 50g rolling tobacco was $120 last time I smoked and that was a while ago. $60 for a carton of beer. I saw something saying we should be expecting the dollar to be around 30c USD. We're completely fricking our economy for no good reason. All happened under the watch of the right who like to talk big shit about how they're good for the economy. Labour probably won't be much better but they'd have a hard time being much worse.
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>We're completely fricking our economy for no good reason. All happened under the watch of the right who like to talk big shit about how they're good for the economy. Labour probably won't be much better but they'd have a hard time being much worse.
Well, one thing I learned is to never entrust your well being in the hands of politicians, or really any authority. Voting left or right for left or rights sake is moronic, because it's much more complicated than who's in charge. It doesn't matter if it's the right wing guy in charge if he has to battle constantly with congress and the media, and that'd assuming he actually is a right winger and not just a grifter, and that goes for the left wing politicians as well. Politicians are mostly prostitutes first and foremost, and even at their cleanest they're just administrators.
That said, if you think the problem with your economy is taxes, then there's really no sense in thinking voting left is gonna do anything but make it worse. The money to pay for free college HAS to cone from somewhere, and it ain't gonna come from billionaires and CEOs, it's gonna come from laborers and honest people who pay their taxes, all to subsidize basically extended adolescence for young adults to get fricked up on drugs and alcohol for 5 or so years. Of course the lefts gonna love that shit.
Anon, you are just going for "real leftism have never been tried before", all extremists are mentally ill, and I'd say there are way more extremists on the left now. Both leftism and rightism have some great ideas, but they are perverted and supported by terrible actors.
A system is what it does.
It is safe to ignore and even disparage labor rights on the left. It is materially threatening to oppose their replacement client base and sinecured cretin-loyalists. Therefore, servicing ethnic clients and giving sinecures to cretinous loyalists is what the Left is.
A system is what it does.
>Its not leftists
if being a supporter of the free market makes you a rightist (instead of being a monarchist/authoritarian like it was originally), then supporting trannies make you a leftist.
>leftists >MY ENTIRE WORLD VIEW IS NOTHING BUT RIGHT OR LEFT >YOU ARE EITHER WITH ME OR AGAINST ME
Can you start that civil war yet? The faster you lot have a nice day the better.
Gee anon, it's almost like the people who are campaigning against this game and all the other games like it do so because of leftist politics. I know it's hard to understand, but it's not like these people pretend that it's anything but that.
you just proved his point about how you need to view everything through a specific lens. You needed to tie this moronic journalist into leftist politics for literally no reason
>You needed to tie this moronic journalist into leftist politics for literally no reason
God, do you have no shame in being this disingenuous? Its no secret that these people are leftists. They prodly declare themseves to be so. Is this the argument now? That the moronic leftists arent leftists? What are they then?
>This fricking TheGamergay wokeshitter again
FPWP GET FRICKING PERMABANNED YOU FRICKING JOURNOSHILL WOKESHIT BASTARD PIG. YWNBAW, THEGAMERgayLORD. EVERYONE, REPORT THAT POST FOR ADVERTISING
It's specifically designed to piss nearly everyone off >pisses off journos because it goes against the narrative >pisses off Ganker because it goes against the le snoy woke narrative >pisses off the weebs since it's asiaticslop >pisses off both tendies and xbots since it's a new IP and not a gamecube remake or a game in dev hell in 2024 >pisses off pcgays like me because no pc port at least not yet >pisses off gachagays aka NIKKERS since it has actual gameplay
It's like a committee saw what was popular with people this year and made something that shits all over that, it's kind of astonishing to watch
>goes against le snowy woke narrative
Sony is still pozzed out the ass though, the west just hasn't bothered as much with Korea because they've been hyperfixated on Japan
I actually read the article and it just talks about how Stellar Blade was never really risqué enough to be censored and how localisation is an actual example of games being censored to cater to different markets but people trying to turn it into a huge culture war kills any nuanced discussion about bad localisation. Not that anyone here read the article, people here just wanna circle jerk over their impotent rage and then post Ganker screencaps on twitter.
Never forget.
Nothing is worse than leftists.
There is nothing on the planet that is worse than humans that see themself as leftists.
They are all hypocrites. Every single time. And hypocrisy is the worst quality a human being can have.
The hypocrite will justify the most horrendous acts.
>And hypocrisy is the worst quality a human being can have.
Nah, pride is worse. I know that most of the time the two go hand-in-hand, especially with leftist, but they are separate things nontheless and i argue pride is worse by virtue of hypocrisy being a subproduct of it.
>pride is worse
Negative. Pride is important to feel accomplishment and push you forward.
If you never actually felt proud of your conquests then you would think like that.
Never speak of this subject again.
Good job on taking the bait. Wokes are annoying as frick, fact. But... >Angry dyke on campus circa 2015 calls me out >I was just trying to get her friend's number
You can't let this c**t live rent free in your head. Worse than the "new" plague of wokes is the immutable propaganda machine that enables them, and their diametric opposites on the right, chuds i.e. probably you.
Nice wojak-tier argument. Exactly what you'd expect from a real false flagging shill. Either that or you're some fat fricking mid-west chud. Either way, I'd kick your ass, just so you'd know.
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Haha you couldnt kick your own ass, shut up.
2 months ago
Anonymous
Next time you look up from your fat fingers typing whatever weasel words your sub 90 IQ brain can shit out, know that you're a true and honest loser. Anyways, enjoy your coomer game; it's exactly what you deserve.
2 months ago
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Thanks grandma.
2 months ago
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You sound very angry.
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Damn straight. Paid shills are boosting this game because it has breasts, but it's slop all the same.
Yeah what the frick is up with jannies sometimes, ive seen too many legit FFXIV threads get axed but literally notvidya gets to bit the bump limit every week.
Automata came out at the right time with zero competition. Literally the only notable games that came out that week were Breath of the Wild (which Automata didn't have to compete with at all since Automata wasn't on the Switch at that time) and Mass Effect Andromeda (LOL, LMAO EVEN). What the frick else were people going to buy?
>critics will rate it low because sexy wo-
men. Because of course they will. Remember, this is the same group of people who bemoaned "objectivity" and treat journalism as activist journalism, which has nothing to do with real journalism. Also, "ethics in games journalism" is a joke to them.
So you don't respect them and you don't trust them, it's that simple.
Prepare for korean domination of western video game industry in the next 10 years, just like japan dominates comic books with manga. Westerners DESTROYED their own comic book industry and are in the process of doing the same to the western video games industry. Mark my words.
>are in the process of doing the same to the western video games industry.
they already did that
now they are in the process of doing it to the japanese video games industry
korea is next
>korea is next >troony thinks that a whole continent worth of asians and their booming middle class will care about zhir gaping crotch wound whispering into their ears about women getting genocided because sexy korean ass
Yes mang, the asian gacha crowd will surely buy your freakshow cultural products.
>egregious levels of hyper-sexualization
This fricking homosexual holy fricking shit. >Oh, someone is telling us a story about how the world got destroyed? Well, EVE is standing there in a revealing bunny suit
YOU PUT HER IN THE BUNNY SUIT YOU STUPID FRICK
>Oh, someone is telling us a story about how the world got destroyed? Well, EVE is standing there in a revealing bunny suit
I get both cool post apocalyptic worldbuilding AND a hot girl to look at, and this is supposed to be bad?
>Imagine this dude reviewing 90s action flicks that feature Van Damm, Stallone and Arnold.
he would give it 100 because they are males
You don't get the point here anon.
it´s a Black person and coomer bait.
has 0 substance, played this type of game before with more depth.
it´s a action game, yet it´s slow as molasses, it´s trying to make exploration relevant but has a fricking scanner button for the zoomers.
protag is looking like a fricking doll with 0 emotions but the support cast do aswell.
I don´t have anyhting about sexy grills but asiatics cant into sexy. it´s always bugs.
If you want a better action game, replay DMCs or MGR.
If you want a action game for the cooms, play bayonetta or nier.
Those are mot the character action games like Bayo or DMC or MGR thst (you) cited. Two of those are RPGs, and Rise of the Ronin practically is.
I apologize, I thought you knew what you were talking about.
All true given my experience with the demo, coomers and shills will seethe.
Literally why can’t someone play all of these and Stellar Blade
You can but it's like playing Steelrising or Lords of the Fallen, wouldn't recommend them unless you already burnt yourself out on all the actual From games and still want more.
>If you want a better action game, replay DMCs or MGR. >If you want a action game for the cooms, play bayonetta or nier.
no I already played them to death I will play this one and platinum it also and you can't stop me from having fun.
I think the thing that actually will stop you from having fun is the game itself. The gameplay looks mid dude. Fat asses probably can't hold your interest for 60 hrs
code vein is garbage though, can't even jump on that piece of shit game.
You say this, but follow Trump and any number of hypocrite right wing e-celebs. Schizos on the right also love pretending to support Palestine even though they proclaim that they hate muslims. Rope.
we don't "follow them", we show our support for them when it's convenient because there really isn't anything better and not to do it would mean letting the country become even more of a shithole, even faster than it is becoming now
She has no agency. She's just there to placate the demands of horny, angry and bitter loners. This is why Hades and BG3 are better. They have sexy characters with some actual WILL. Actual agency to do what they want, how they want and look sexy at the same time.
to think that some people genuinely believe this...
The mind of the hypocrite will ALWAYS fall to the left side
This is indisputable
I don't disagree, just saying that they don't even care about shit like workers rights or any of the traditional talking point they just want more brown people and more troony kids and also to give as much money to Shlomo Goldenbaum as possible.
You say this, but follow Trump and any number of hypocrite right wing e-celebs. Schizos on the right also love pretending to support Palestine even though they proclaim that they hate muslims. Rope.
Something between 82 to 87 pretty much. It doesn't seem to have inherent game issues or anything and the gameplay is functional enough. Don't know anything about the story or characters to really predict the score out of them though..
>Cons
Sexualization of female characters - outfits break with the scenario
Control of jump passages imprecise
occasionally fights confusing
Multiple assignment of buttons
>Stellar Blade is a prime example of how simple design decisions can ruin games. The story is engaging, the combat is excellent and even the progression system is nearly perfect for a game of this caliber. Clocking in at a comfortable 14 hours Stellar Blade is a game built with tight focus on gameplay that doesn't feel limited despite that. >But during my time with this game I couldn't help but feel uncomfortable around the amount of focus the game puts on sexual content. With no options to turn off or even tone it down besides unlockable skins, most of which were even more revealing, it seems that this is a game made not for games but a different audience entirely. This is not a title I can recommend to anyone without feeling like I should be put on a list somewhere. >Pros: Story, gameplay, graphics, combat, music >Cons: Sexual content >6/10
A sneak preview at what every mainstream review of this is gonna be like
Honestly, as based as this game is for going against the current and actually featuring a sexy female character right front and center, at the end of the day women aren't very cool. You can b***h and moan about it all you want but Dante is cooler than Bayo, and Drake is cooler than Lara (especially current Lara). Male protagonists are more kino, and the only way for women to compete is for them to be attractive.
It's not a coincidence that the vast majority of the most well regarded books and stories, even those written by women, feature male protagonists.
The thing is that nobody's really "for" the game in the first place. It's just been the same 10 people shilling the game here. Generally, the feeling on Stellar Blade is indifference for the most part, but the hope is "controversy" helps the initial sales.
can't wait for the 62 user score when players find out about all the feminist propaganda on it. lol
The "controversy" was quite big because the usual suspects jumped onto it for clicks, but I don't think it'll amount to much in terms of actual sales - Japan doesn't care about it, westoids that care don't really buy games anyway, everything about it reeks of desperation on behalf of Sony
>It's just been the same 10 people shilling the game here. Generally, the feeling on Stellar Blade is indifference for the most part, but the hope is "controversy" helps the initial sales.
You know, if youre gonna try to convince people of something, try to pick a lie that is not the complete inverse of reality. This is the number one preordered game on the PS store, the trailers for it have upwards to a million and so views, and the demo was well recieved and generated further interest in it. The controversy is coming from the usual joyless morons who shouldve been sacrificed at birth.
I think the more interesting phenomenon here is people like you that are running a counter shill campaign for a game that you probably cant even play because you dont own a PS5. Sure there are people caping for it, becuase its a game that people like you are trying to bruteforce out of the market.
I'm going to need to read/watch like 20 reviews on this game aren't I
Interested in seeing if journalists are able to tell me it's a bad game without mentioning sex or Nier
>less sex factor would have been better
AHAHAHAHAH literal homosexuals. Oh i miss the days when homosexuals were sort of cool and counter-culture. No more.
6/10
Cinematic action games fricking suck. I hate shit like Bayonette and Devil May Cry. This looks like more of that garbage. Nothing wrong with having sexy b***hes in your game, but you should at least attempt to make an interesting game.
Imagine Team Ninja faces when Stellar Blade will have better sales and rating than their latest woke games. The inventors of boobs physics in vidya abandoned their core fanbase and failed.
People's entire identities are directly attached to the media they consume.
So if someone says "*piece of media* fricking sucks!", they think in their minds the person is saying "You fricking suck"
And that's No Good!
>30 MINUTES BEFORE EMBARGO IS LIFTED
30 MINUTES BEFORE EMBARGO IS LIFTED >30 MINUTES BEFORE EMBARGO IS LIFTED
30 MINUTES BEFORE EMBARGO IS LIFTED >30 MINUTES BEFORE EMBARGO IS LIFTED
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IGN (U.S.): 6/10, too much ass (I'm extremely homosexual)
IGN (division from another country): 9/10, not enough ass (I want Tachy to sit on my face while Eve rides me)
He's right. Wasting your time on something as inconsequential as user reviews is a fool's errand and goes to show Culture War nonsense is ruining video games.
>let's see, it's pretty enjoyable you get to swing a sword at weird saw and tentacle enemies, so long as you can manage to stand the blatant sexualisation. >huh? >the gameplay?
>For a first big outing, Stellar Blade is a solid product that will keep players occupied for twenty to thirty hours. While there is a place to discuss the sexualisation of Eve, especially in the unlockable character skins and augmented breast size, when you look at the game itself on its other merits you get an enjoyable experience that provides fast, smooth combat against a variety of difficult foes in a wonderfully realised game world. It does falter in some aspects, like the utility of the ranged attacks in the game world, but overall Stellar Blade is a solid action game.
>For a first big outing, Stellar Blade is a solid product that will keep players occupied for twenty to thirty hours. While there is a place to discuss the sexualisation of Eve, especially in the unlockable character skins and augmented breast size, when you look at the game itself on its other merits you get an enjoyable experience that provides fast, smooth combat against a variety of difficult foes in a wonderfully realised game world. It does falter in some aspects, like the utility of the ranged attacks in the game world, but overall Stellar Blade is a solid action game.
Game is near perfect but character is hot. 6.7 out of 10. I hate game journalists so fricking much
Because this game hasn't had enough controversy in general...
I know what's exactly going to happen. You tards will spam this image constantly until Twitter finds out, and then gaslight them into thinking ShiftUp si being racist.
And then you'll proceed to cry about Twittertards calling the game racist.
AHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHA THEY ARE ACTUALLY GIVING BAD SCORES FOR THE "SEXUALIZED" MC
"It has become just another flashpoint in the culture wars of those who want to see accurate portrayals of female characters in games and those who want their female characters to be cannon fodder for their late-night fantasies.
Despite what some of the creepier parts of the internet have insinuated, the jiggle physics in Eve’s character could have had a bit more work done to make it look a little less bouncy"
I still don't fricking understand that argument, some women do look like that. Some men are models, some men are slobs. Same as with women. There's nothing wrong representing an ideal that people can aspire to.
>some women do look like that
#NOT ALL WOMEN, CHUDDY! >Some men are models, some men are slobs
YES! YES! THE SLOB INCELS GET THE CHAIR THO!! >Same as with women
NOOOOOOOOOOOHOHOHOHO ALL WOMEN ARE PERFECT AND BEAUTIFULL!!
>Journos are actually giving the game a bad score because of eve being "oversexualized " fricking lol
Nope. They're docking points on dull characters and story and bad pacing inbetween fights and side quests
>It will be GOTY >It will sell a morbillion copies >It will outsell games that underpeformed
YOU ARE HERE >It will make a profit and the studio will make more >It being released is enough since it will make [INSERT BOOGEYMAN] seethe
Because black must always be innocent no matter what. They used to be slaves so that automatically earned them a lifetime of freedom over any law or moral ground.
>Because black must always be innocent no matter what. They used to be slaves so that automatically earned them a lifetime of freedom over any law or moral ground.
>freedom over any law or moral ground >most fingerwagged at, prosecuted and incarcerated group
Does not line up with your "freedom" take. And no, you just decided to replace blatant racism of slavery with more p bfuscated private prison industrial complex slavery, using a plausible deniability with the excuse of "lawbreaking", laws that are enforced subjectively and with profit incentivizing quotas.
You feign concern for Black plight with these insincere framing of us as victims to distract from your destabilizing ops against us Black folks and our communities/countries. The narrative about there being no issues after slavery and transgressions just being an issue of slavery once is the biggest handwave bullshit that you God damn cuckasians constantly pull, because you want us to ignore the likes of link related.
You're fricked either way because if some blacks tell you there's less racism you call them uncle toms and if they tell you there's more racism you kill each other while BLM is off doing frick all or burning black owned businesses and neighborhoods like in 2020 getting aided by antifa to do it properly.
it means you are moronic, obviously. Someone like you doesn't factor in the shallow story, bad writing, clunky platforming, barren wasteland, samey enemies, filler sections and the bugs & glitches. It means you're a homosexual. This is why you will never review games for a living. KYS.
>PS5 exclusive >anon thinks that could ever win GOTY outside of some sony specific award show >... actually since its literally PS5s only game this year, sure, its their GOTY
rumao
Angry twitter lesbians don't read past the first clause of a post, so he could just as well have admitted to cooming to her 15 times in a row at the end.
>hurt the game's story
Reaching hard. This reviewer acting like they've never played any games in the last 20 years in which you can switch skins on the fly.
i don't care what woke reviewers rate it. It could be a fricking 0 and I'd still buy it. You cannot trust what woke reviewers like kotaku will rate things. Their opinion is worth less than what my dog thinks.
I liked the demo. That's enough for me.
Regardless of the culture war red herring, I'm sick and tired of run up and parry slop. Action games are copping out of basic game design. >Built around bespoke enemy frame data >Difficulty stems from attacks that don't align with the axes of control that the player normally uses >Everything is CQC third-person camera manipulation, and repetitive reaction time tests
This genre used to have a good sense of space with gems like Ninja Gaiden and DMC leading from the Japs, and God of War and Prince of Persia from the west. The Souls series fricked everything up, and now the genre has been brought to corridors and flat circle chambers. Stellar Blade is a bit less rigid, but from what I've gathered through the demo, that only bares out in its tangential "exploration" sections.
>I'm sick and tired of run up and parry slop.
then play different games
just like i don't play racing games i'm not asking for racing games to be turned into fricking carmageddon because its the only racing game i like
fricking morons like you are the reason why most franchises are ruined
Stellar Blade is run up and parry slop, which has replaced much better action games. Frick you and your stinky Paki sister; you are either a useful idiot or a paid shill.
What are the contenders this year anyways? I feel like dragon's dogma 2 has a good chance, but what else came out? Was starfield this year or last year? I can't even fricking remember.
>reviewers complain about optional sexy outfits like the bunny outfit breaking immersion in cutscenes
are they moronic, if you have a problem with some of the outfits why are you going out of your way to use them? They have a bunch of normal outfits yet their going out of their way to use the sexy ones
Score sounds right to me after playing the demo. It's only coomers and culture war gays on this specific website making this game seem like the second coming of jesus.
>Leftists h-hate it, I s-swear!
Lmao fricking conservacuck morons, even Digital Foundry posted a downright glowing review. The conservacuck culture war brainrot strikes again.
The frick you crying about reddit for, moron?
Why are you even bringing it up like we're supposed to care?
Don't tell me you get buttblasted by internet opinions anon...
There isn't enough hate in the history of mankind to fill the need for hate towards leftists.
Its not leftists. Its the opposite side of the culture war. I believe in strong unions and workers rights, not that men in dresses should be allowed in a toilet with little girls
>Its not leftists
Its literally leftists.
The mind of the hypocrite will always fall to the left.
it's kinda hard to define it now. leftist is basically used for convenience since these people are just hivemind homosexual slop eaters
automata is actually garbage and I wonder when will people finally realize this. I feel so alone when I'm seemingly the only one to consider the game a piece of shit. then 10 years from now people will say "umm actually it's bad" and then everyone will agree but here I am, knowing the truth in advance, yet no one will ever listen to me
The mind of the hypocrite will ALWAYS fall to the left side
This is indisputable
You're just an idiot. Automata is great. Also, you don't need to like, its okay to not enjoy some things, the world is not as universal as you seem to think.
>automata is actually garbage
The only non-moronic thing you've said. Actually can't stand the praise this pseudo-intellectual tech demo gets. Brainless shallow hack-n-slash combat, promptly replaced by even worse hacking simulator because the director wanted to get "experimental" and "shake things up" without having any innovative ideas to add to the genre. Environments are the dullest, brownest coagulation of box shapes. Story is like a PHIL freshman with a microphone. Music was great, not quite masterful but at least a very solid showing with some original stuff well-executed. Thank god for 2B butt cause otherwise this Unity tutorial would have lost me real fricking quick. An absolute lack of staying power.
thanx for your review hopefully u can get a job at ign sucking dicks
sometimes I wonder how leftists can become so tone-deaf and hypocritical because man they take it to the next level. Remember when it was all about equality but now is about equity? It's scary at the fast pace these tone-deaf hypocrites are able to change culture and appropriate or infiltrate everything and even change the meaning of words. And is all because in their minds whatever they think is for the greater good must be achieved by any means. Sooner or later we are all gonna end up being controlled by a pretty tyrannical system worse than anything ever seen before. All for our own sakes. That's your brain on lefty politics.
>attractive to who?
This type of shit for brains decision making would bankrupt any other industry, no matter what it is, from food to shoes to cars to music.
>delicious to who?
>fitting whose feet?
>affordable to who?
>enjoyable music to who?
You can go down the line and apply this moron design logic until you destroy every single last industry from top to bottom because individual preference and need is king in reality, but not in leftist "university" reality where political decision making boosted by narcissistic solipsism and murderous jealousy towards non-existent characters in media is what drives action and activism.
Imagine you're listening to your favorite music and then suddenly there's a 10-20 second long portion of the track where a totally unrelated genre of music is shoved in. You then go ask the producer what's wrong with the album you bought from them, it's not the right genre of music you bought and they call you names because you're against having a "diverse set of music represented" in their albums.
Literal stupidity and myopic hatred of drawings from top to bottom, that's what feminism has devolved into.
Who's getting buttblasted about naked people online and requiring state IDs to even view a porn site again?
Oh right, conservicuck shithole states that's who.
>B-but m-muh opinion articles!!!! A-all g-game journo s-sites are leftist in m-muh head!!!
Just off yourselves already you schizo rightoid losers LMAO
Someone forgot their brain pills.
Proof of what, dipshit? Random opinion articles do not represent anything other than the fricking OPINION of the person who wrote it moron.
I'm right and you're wrong, and you still have jack shit to say about how it's the bible-thumping frickfaced red shithole states that want to ban anything remotely sexual.
LMAO fricking republicuck losers.
Grandma, I told you to stay off the computer.
Haha, shitbrained moron has been completely destroyed and has no response. What a moronic conservacuck.
WHO WANTS STATE IDS TO ACCESS BOOBIES, CUMBRAINS? Literally scared of the truth, lmao.
Grandma, you need to stop drinking.
>No response, I concede.
Thanks lil guy, but I already knew I was right and you were wrong. But at least you admit it now.
Oh grandma, you so kuh ray zee!
More empty replies
You got nothing.
>More empty replies
>Is an empty reply
You Indian fricks can't compete with Chinese shills. We can smell your curry-words through the nothing you supply. Shitskin, Black person-brained, poverty-riddled pussy.
No pictures, no links, nothing.
You got nothing.
>Muh NO LINK
No link to what, moron? You haven't had the BALLS to even specify what you disagree with. Average emasculated conservacuck, LMAO.
Still empty.
Thank god you are not a lawyer or something.
What are you butthurt about, pussy?
Just type it out, why is the lil baby so scared?
Empty reply
Except that I have proof and you don't.
No frick off, you had your chance to disassociate, you go in the pit with the rest.
Might shock you but I'm not in charge of what morons and troonys say or do. Thankfully I'm in a country where we don't have the left/right culture shit. MUCH.
Not at all. Things used to be pretty good here under Gough. Its definitely romanticised but some of the broad strokes like free uni are pretty good for the people. Honestly if American culture war shit would frick off everything's pretty great here, still get people saying their pronouns in their bio but you can't have everything.
I get what you are saying. In the books and past leftism is one thing, but it doesn't matter, what matters is what leftism for the public now, you have to take that into account. When books say B is A, but everyone says B is C then B will be C, no matter how right you are, so naturally leftism is perceived as mental illness, not because of book leftism, but because of what people make it to be.
Eh things are ok here in terms of that. We had the referendum and people seemed to have a functioning brain for that one. Albo supporting the referendum was pretty fricked. Like not at all good that they divided the vote in terms of left wing and right wing. We'll see if it bites him in the ass I guess. Liberal are a pack of wankers but so's the left too so you just get on with it and hope that we don't get more bullshit culture war shit from America. The pendulum is swinging back already and that's a good thing.
>free uni are pretty good for the people.
This is simply not sustainable. Free shit is just going to devalue your money and make it harder for the next generation.
People didn't use to champion for free college, because college didn't use to be so expensive. It only became expensive when it became subsidized and thus colleges have no incentive to have competitive pricing, because income is guaranteed by the government. Ultimately the people who pay the price are the little people, every time. You want to stick it to big business by basically assuring them a profit and allowing them to become bloated. College is a scam for 95% of the majors. Society doesn't need anymore incapable people with useless degrees.
Yeah I don't disagree with you but our dollar has much bigger problems. A pack of 50g rolling tobacco was $120 last time I smoked and that was a while ago. $60 for a carton of beer. I saw something saying we should be expecting the dollar to be around 30c USD. We're completely fricking our economy for no good reason. All happened under the watch of the right who like to talk big shit about how they're good for the economy. Labour probably won't be much better but they'd have a hard time being much worse.
>We're completely fricking our economy for no good reason. All happened under the watch of the right who like to talk big shit about how they're good for the economy. Labour probably won't be much better but they'd have a hard time being much worse.
Well, one thing I learned is to never entrust your well being in the hands of politicians, or really any authority. Voting left or right for left or rights sake is moronic, because it's much more complicated than who's in charge. It doesn't matter if it's the right wing guy in charge if he has to battle constantly with congress and the media, and that'd assuming he actually is a right winger and not just a grifter, and that goes for the left wing politicians as well. Politicians are mostly prostitutes first and foremost, and even at their cleanest they're just administrators.
That said, if you think the problem with your economy is taxes, then there's really no sense in thinking voting left is gonna do anything but make it worse. The money to pay for free college HAS to cone from somewhere, and it ain't gonna come from billionaires and CEOs, it's gonna come from laborers and honest people who pay their taxes, all to subsidize basically extended adolescence for young adults to get fricked up on drugs and alcohol for 5 or so years. Of course the lefts gonna love that shit.
I fricking looooooove corpos and living in the pod fellow right winger!
Anon, you are just going for "real leftism have never been tried before", all extremists are mentally ill, and I'd say there are way more extremists on the left now. Both leftism and rightism have some great ideas, but they are perverted and supported by terrible actors.
Just say you're right wing, you aren't fooling anyone
Straight men will always find you utterly repulsive, sweetie
Voting Labour next election.
Doesn't follow some unified set of political ideals. Anon's heads explode in response.
You hate to see it happen
A system is what it does.
It is safe to ignore and even disparage labor rights on the left. It is materially threatening to oppose their replacement client base and sinecured cretin-loyalists. Therefore, servicing ethnic clients and giving sinecures to cretinous loyalists is what the Left is.
A system is what it does.
pathetic display
>Its not leftists
if being a supporter of the free market makes you a rightist (instead of being a monarchist/authoritarian like it was originally), then supporting trannies make you a leftist.
What did he mean by this?
means hes a reactionary moron who lets his enemies control him
Jade King is literally a troony
>leftists
>MY ENTIRE WORLD VIEW IS NOTHING BUT RIGHT OR LEFT
>YOU ARE EITHER WITH ME OR AGAINST ME
Can you start that civil war yet? The faster you lot have a nice day the better.
Gee anon, it's almost like the people who are campaigning against this game and all the other games like it do so because of leftist politics. I know it's hard to understand, but it's not like these people pretend that it's anything but that.
you just proved his point about how you need to view everything through a specific lens. You needed to tie this moronic journalist into leftist politics for literally no reason
>You needed to tie this moronic journalist into leftist politics for literally no reason
God, do you have no shame in being this disingenuous? Its no secret that these people are leftists. They prodly declare themseves to be so. Is this the argument now? That the moronic leftists arent leftists? What are they then?
Empty reply.
>jade king
>This fricking TheGamergay wokeshitter again
FPWP GET FRICKING PERMABANNED YOU FRICKING JOURNOSHILL WOKESHIT BASTARD PIG. YWNBAW, THEGAMERgayLORD. EVERYONE, REPORT THAT POST FOR ADVERTISING
FPBP
Frick commie troons
t. ranny
YWNBAW you fricking wokepig leftoid
uncensored release...implies there's a censored release, but there...isn't...
what do they want censore...uh "localized"?
I don't get why this game causes such a ridiculous meltdown.
journos hate asians, hot women, and gameplay
They hate whites and east-asians are 'white-adjacent' according to them
white is code for civilized human being
you can be black and still be categorized as white if you don't tick the right boxes
It's specifically designed to piss nearly everyone off
>pisses off journos because it goes against the narrative
>pisses off Ganker because it goes against the le snoy woke narrative
>pisses off the weebs since it's asiaticslop
>pisses off both tendies and xbots since it's a new IP and not a gamecube remake or a game in dev hell in 2024
>pisses off pcgays like me because no pc port at least not yet
>pisses off gachagays aka NIKKERS since it has actual gameplay
It's like a committee saw what was popular with people this year and made something that shits all over that, it's kind of astonishing to watch
>Pisses off snoys because it's only an 81 on Metacritic which they can't use it to console war with
Based
Truly the gift that keeps on giving
Hopefully the PC port comes soon.
>goes against le snowy woke narrative
Sony is still pozzed out the ass though, the west just hasn't bothered as much with Korea because they've been hyperfixated on Japan
really funny to watch /misc/gays have a meltdown over people not liking the game they've hyped up
This "person" is the one that wrote the article, I can almost see Chris Chan resemblance xD
The unsubtle manipulation is so disgusting.
>"See, you actually don't like New Vegas as much as 3 and you're just in denial."
Vomit-inducing. Absolutely embarassing that people are paid to produce such garbage narratives.
Were are the homosexuals who say "rent free" the gaming industry is not full of trannies
Lool at this incel ffs
>Incel when they touch pp = bad!
>Incel when they cut off pp = good!
LMFAO
>xD
Im a fricking millenial ok!?
>feminine 5 o'clock shadow
What's annoying is that they've written this "we're not angry about Stellar Blade" article like 15 times
they gave it an 83 because if they made it any lower than 80, this guy would shoot up a school lol
I actually read the article and it just talks about how Stellar Blade was never really risqué enough to be censored and how localisation is an actual example of games being censored to cater to different markets but people trying to turn it into a huge culture war kills any nuanced discussion about bad localisation. Not that anyone here read the article, people here just wanna circle jerk over their impotent rage and then post Ganker screencaps on twitter.
Never forget.
Nothing is worse than leftists.
There is nothing on the planet that is worse than humans that see themself as leftists.
They are all hypocrites. Every single time. And hypocrisy is the worst quality a human being can have.
The hypocrite will justify the most horrendous acts.
And they hate YOU.
>And hypocrisy is the worst quality a human being can have.
Nah, pride is worse. I know that most of the time the two go hand-in-hand, especially with leftist, but they are separate things nontheless and i argue pride is worse by virtue of hypocrisy being a subproduct of it.
>pride is worse
Negative. Pride is important to feel accomplishment and push you forward.
If you never actually felt proud of your conquests then you would think like that.
Never speak of this subject again.
Isn't that the same website that was gushing about hades 2 sexualziation?
Yes. They are insane.
>Blackrock and Vanguard are leftist
The psyop is working.
why does this make you so angry? The game is coming to you uncensored. This article existing should have zero material impact on your life
Because it is just the latest
You don't know enough about this subject to have a proper opinion. Study more.
i'm quite educated thanks, enough to know that culture wars isn't politics
Imagine having gone so far off the deep end in the culture war that you're actively advocating for censorship.
You can not hate wokes enough.
They are THE worst element of modern society.
Every bad thing happening can be traced back to them.
From entertainment, to inflation, to migration, to cost of life, to crime, to literally everything.
The world CAN NOT exist with wokes, leftist in.
Good job on taking the bait. Wokes are annoying as frick, fact. But...
>Angry dyke on campus circa 2015 calls me out
>I was just trying to get her friend's number
You can't let this c**t live rent free in your head. Worse than the "new" plague of wokes is the immutable propaganda machine that enables them, and their diametric opposites on the right, chuds i.e. probably you.
>Worse than the "new" plague of wokes
Nice wojak-tier argument. Exactly what you'd expect from a real false flagging shill. Either that or you're some fat fricking mid-west chud. Either way, I'd kick your ass, just so you'd know.
Haha you couldnt kick your own ass, shut up.
Next time you look up from your fat fingers typing whatever weasel words your sub 90 IQ brain can shit out, know that you're a true and honest loser. Anyways, enjoy your coomer game; it's exactly what you deserve.
Thanks grandma.
You sound very angry.
Damn straight. Paid shills are boosting this game because it has breasts, but it's slop all the same.
No thank you, sir.
Empty reply.
>I'd kick your ass
Cope and desperation.
probably gonna get around ~47 user score. This'll be the NDF's biggest campaign yet.
asiaticoid victim complex
yeah it looks like an 8-worthy game. good but not amazing.
70, -20 points for sexualizing women
I'll predict something like 87-89
Demo was great and the Sony bonus still exists.
I think the politics will probably hold it down to the high 70s.
>Last thread autosaged
Uh...
This is still up btw
Bitches be mad because i'm a fruitpilled peachmaxxer
Yeah what the frick is up with jannies sometimes, ive seen too many legit FFXIV threads get axed but literally notvidya gets to bit the bump limit every week.
Friendly reminder that literal gamingcirclejerk raid thread the other day with an off-topic OP hit bump limit
starting to think the latest batch Ganker jannies are troons from that subreddit
>i wonder why the last thread was autosaged
>look inside
>already off topic
Wife of Maciej Nowicki
Now we're gaming
Sold
This game won’t get a fair shake from journalists
I'll give myself a fair shake
Most of them liked stellar blade, though.
There might be some seething but I don't think it's going to be as bad as people think it will be.
Can Anglos play this game? It ships without Black folk or israelites.
i never understand why they tell people to go watch porn the complain about it giving people unrealistic body standards right after
83
>inb4 hurr durr critics will rate it low because sexy wo-
It depends on who sites give the game to review. Will it be the action game guy for culture warrior gal?
I still don't understand why Automata's meta score is so high.
The story is ok and the OST is great but that's about it.
Ost is great, but it would be cool if it had more then 4 songs
Automata came out at the right time with zero competition. Literally the only notable games that came out that week were Breath of the Wild (which Automata didn't have to compete with at all since Automata wasn't on the Switch at that time) and Mass Effect Andromeda (LOL, LMAO EVEN). What the frick else were people going to buy?
>critics will rate it low because sexy wo-
men. Because of course they will. Remember, this is the same group of people who bemoaned "objectivity" and treat journalism as activist journalism, which has nothing to do with real journalism. Also, "ethics in games journalism" is a joke to them.
So you don't respect them and you don't trust them, it's that simple.
Prepare for korean domination of western video game industry in the next 10 years, just like japan dominates comic books with manga. Westerners DESTROYED their own comic book industry and are in the process of doing the same to the western video games industry. Mark my words.
>are in the process of doing the same to the western video games industry.
they already did that
now they are in the process of doing it to the japanese video games industry
korea is next
>korea is next
>troony thinks that a whole continent worth of asians and their booming middle class will care about zhir gaping crotch wound whispering into their ears about women getting genocided because sexy korean ass
Yes mang, the asian gacha crowd will surely buy your freakshow cultural products.
>will surely buy
no one is buying them moron
holy shit you are stupid
None of those games deserve such high scores.
Watch your asiaticshit will have lower score than them then
Um sweatie don’t you know those games are actually safe horny which means I get to ignore any game that disproves my victim complex
Of course is a leftist.
That guy will be trooned out before the year is over.
>egregious levels of hyper-sexualization
This fricking homosexual holy fricking shit.
>Oh, someone is telling us a story about how the world got destroyed? Well, EVE is standing there in a revealing bunny suit
YOU PUT HER IN THE BUNNY SUIT YOU STUPID FRICK
>Oh no, I got buttblasted by an opinion on the internet from a literal who. I'M SOOOO MAD!!
>bitches about the character being half naked when he made her half naked
This is why you can't take games journalism seriously.
>Oh, someone is telling us a story about how the world got destroyed? Well, EVE is standing there in a revealing bunny suit
I get both cool post apocalyptic worldbuilding AND a hot girl to look at, and this is supposed to be bad?
How much pussy will this knight whitism get him
It already got you
Whatever happened to NOT taking everything so fricking seriously.
Imagine this dude reviewing 90s action flicks that feature Van Damm, Stallone and Arnold.
>Imagine this dude reviewing 90s action flicks that feature Van Damm, Stallone and Arnold.
he would give it 100 because they are males
You don't get the point here anon.
Yeah, but those movies had a lot of breasts in them.
>one literal who guy
don't care
I hate bugmen so much
spread the word
Testosterone is a right wing conspiracy.
nice try testoid
but testosterone is linked to aggression and violent crime. males are essentially the "Black folk of gender"
Lies of P tier, so low/mid 8s
it´s a Black person and coomer bait.
has 0 substance, played this type of game before with more depth.
it´s a action game, yet it´s slow as molasses, it´s trying to make exploration relevant but has a fricking scanner button for the zoomers.
protag is looking like a fricking doll with 0 emotions but the support cast do aswell.
I don´t have anyhting about sexy grills but asiatics cant into sexy. it´s always bugs.
If you want a better action game, replay DMCs or MGR.
If you want a action game for the cooms, play bayonetta or nier.
Everything you said describes Nier Automata, the game you recommend
are you seriously moronic
No, even Taro admitted it himself after playing Stellar Blade and saying it was the better game.
Literally why can’t someone play all of these and Stellar Blade
you can play all of these,
I´m just saying that this game offers nothing new.
It just there to bait moronic consoomers to pay up.
hope you´ll get well soon. bet you don´t see anything wrong with pic related right?
We get one action game like this every three years since like 2014, we are not in an over saturated genre
>get one action game like this every three years
Black person please, all of the modern shit is Action Gameplay inspired.
Just this year you got Rise of Ronin, Dragons Dogma 2, Granblue and Stillbirth Remake 7. If I only count AA/AAA shit.
every 3 years my ass.
Those are mot the character action games like Bayo or DMC or MGR thst (you) cited. Two of those are RPGs, and Rise of the Ronin practically is.
I apologize, I thought you knew what you were talking about.
>this game offers nothing new
why does it have to?
Because gaming has turned into college now. If your game's thesis isn't something unique or new or deconstructionist, it's trash
ah, it was bad bait all along, my fault
I forgot to say, I'm trans btw
>shits on SB gameplay
>recommends Nier instead
Well, Nier: Replicant, is great.
Nier:Automata is shit, but most coomers praise is so take it as it is.
Nier Replicant's combat is somehow even more garbage than Automata's. I even dropped it after meeting Kane, just what were they thinking?
Kek make it less obvious you're a GCJ tourist
preordered it, seethe more for me troony
All true given my experience with the demo, coomers and shills will seethe.
You can but it's like playing Steelrising or Lords of the Fallen, wouldn't recommend them unless you already burnt yourself out on all the actual From games and still want more.
>If you want a better action game, replay DMCs or MGR.
>If you want a action game for the cooms, play bayonetta or nier.
no I already played them to death I will play this one and platinum it also and you can't stop me from having fun.
I think the thing that actually will stop you from having fun is the game itself. The gameplay looks mid dude. Fat asses probably can't hold your interest for 60 hrs
Gameplay is fun once again only gays who didn't play the demo say it looks boring.
Also, it's a Snoy exclusive so it's automatically shit unless it's Bloodborne.
They're not answering me in the actual thread """about""" the stupid fawn character. Who is she actually meant to be?
>stellar blade who?
Didn't realise the main character of Stellar Blade was named Stellar Blade
Her name is Stella R. Blade
80 like lies of Pi.
Story will be trash, graphics will be unreal asset flips, zero replayability, but the combat will be good.
That post i believe the most
74 critic score
8.2 user score
I've seen it in my dreams
Man that’s too boring I feel like Ive seen 20 japanese games from 7th gen with those exact metrics
But Stellar Blade is that type of game
Also it'll sell like 40k copies in Japan so look forward to shitposting in the Famitsu thread next week
I wont bc i never go in those threads because how something sells in Japan literally doesn’t matter, same with UK sales.
>It will sell less than code vein the discount dark sousl anime version
Please be true
code vein is garbage though, can't even jump on that piece of shit game.
we don't "follow them", we show our support for them when it's convenient because there really isn't anything better and not to do it would mean letting the country become even more of a shithole, even faster than it is becoming now
>code vein is garbage though, can't even jump on that piece of shit game.
And hopefully this sell less than code vein
It would be 74, but Sony pushed it to be a major release so it'll end up at 79 because critics don't want to get in trouble
Why set yourself up to fail?
based
that subreddit lost all rights to make fun of anybody after the bloody ass damage jk rowling left them last year.
Lmao, imagine randomly attacking a YouTuber as harmless as Cynical. r/gamingcirclejerk gotta be the biggest babies alive.
Is another r/cuckcirclejerk raid
have a nice day fat losers
It will be sub80 just because of culture war reasons. You can thank sweet baby content farms.
You have to factor in how many shitty reviewers lowered their score just for woke bullshit reasons like she's too hot.
She has no agency. She's just there to placate the demands of horny, angry and bitter loners. This is why Hades and BG3 are better. They have sexy characters with some actual WILL. Actual agency to do what they want, how they want and look sexy at the same time.
You’re a stupid homosexual, and have convinced me to buy Stellar Blade by way of your seething.
to think that some people genuinely believe this...
I don't disagree, just saying that they don't even care about shit like workers rights or any of the traditional talking point they just want more brown people and more troony kids and also to give as much money to Shlomo Goldenbaum as possible.
>agency
Why are leftoids buzzword this shit so much? You don't actually mean agency, you mean "power over player character".
agency does not equal sexy
Nothing is worse than hypocrites
And they are always leftists
More of them should protest for palestine
Jesus wept mate, take your meds
You say this, but follow Trump and any number of hypocrite right wing e-celebs. Schizos on the right also love pretending to support Palestine even though they proclaim that they hate muslims. Rope.
Empty reply.
Get some proof next time.
86 i guarantee it
>the savior of gaming
So much dick sucking for such a mediocre run of the mill action game
Normalgays sucking nuGOW which is worse than SB in every way.
>Normalgays sucking nuGOW
That is your and your normalgay overlord problem, Not mine
Something between 82 to 87 pretty much. It doesn't seem to have inherent game issues or anything and the gameplay is functional enough. Don't know anything about the story or characters to really predict the score out of them though..
IGN and Gamespot reviews are going to be ''the swagger of a korean wamen'' good.
It will probably stop at 73 and user score at 6.5. Garbage game.
No shot it's scoring worse with players than with critics, it's not that type of game
7/10 game, just average soulslop
+1 point for big asses
+2 points for making troons and israelites seethe with rage
10/10 game of the decade
I already preordered the digital Deluxe edition
>Imagine giving a shit about reviews
Got it early, fun combat but exploration is boring. Normal enemies are too sparse. Drone holds your hand and wont shut up. Bosses are fun.
Can you at the very least skip cutscenes? I hated how they were unskippable in the demo, i don't care about the story
No skipping cutscenes, cant pause them either.
Ah ffs, what a dumb fricking decision
Stop saying fun homosexual and actually describe what good about it.
Go choke on a dick.
Thats good news. I expected lower from critics.
https://www.games.ch/stellar-blade/test/review-lVV/
>Points deducted for sexualisation
I knew it. But it's good to hear confirmation that the combat is dope.
>Cons
Sexualization of female characters - outfits break with the scenario
Control of jump passages imprecise
occasionally fights confusing
Multiple assignment of buttons
KEK
>mediocre asiaticshit with shit story
Whoah me so surprise
>Stellar Blade is a prime example of how simple design decisions can ruin games. The story is engaging, the combat is excellent and even the progression system is nearly perfect for a game of this caliber. Clocking in at a comfortable 14 hours Stellar Blade is a game built with tight focus on gameplay that doesn't feel limited despite that.
>But during my time with this game I couldn't help but feel uncomfortable around the amount of focus the game puts on sexual content. With no options to turn off or even tone it down besides unlockable skins, most of which were even more revealing, it seems that this is a game made not for games but a different audience entirely. This is not a title I can recommend to anyone without feeling like I should be put on a list somewhere.
>Pros: Story, gameplay, graphics, combat, music
>Cons: Sexual content
>6/10
A sneak preview at what every mainstream review of this is gonna be like
>liking a fully developed adult woman gets you put on a list
These people are fricking insane.
84 is basically 94 for coomer game standards. Might actually be GOTY condering remakes like TTYD don't count
higher than code vein lower than lies of p
i base this off purely how the game feels to play
Lies of kino is scored lower than it deserves thoughbeit
can't wait for the 62 user score when players find out about all the feminist propaganda on it. lol
Shut up anon, they aren't supposed to know about that until after the game launches.
I wish they'd release it for the PC already.
Never ever
But it's a 7/10 game? Why you overrating mid?
Honestly, as based as this game is for going against the current and actually featuring a sexy female character right front and center, at the end of the day women aren't very cool. You can b***h and moan about it all you want but Dante is cooler than Bayo, and Drake is cooler than Lara (especially current Lara). Male protagonists are more kino, and the only way for women to compete is for them to be attractive.
It's not a coincidence that the vast majority of the most well regarded books and stories, even those written by women, feature male protagonists.
Metacritic is always wrong.
Made in Abyss was fricking GOTY.
It's going to be so funny how everyone will turn on this game when the black character shows up.
The thing is that nobody's really "for" the game in the first place. It's just been the same 10 people shilling the game here. Generally, the feeling on Stellar Blade is indifference for the most part, but the hope is "controversy" helps the initial sales.
I also feel like this is what's going to happen.
The "controversy" was quite big because the usual suspects jumped onto it for clicks, but I don't think it'll amount to much in terms of actual sales - Japan doesn't care about it, westoids that care don't really buy games anyway, everything about it reeks of desperation on behalf of Sony
>It's just been the same 10 people shilling the game here. Generally, the feeling on Stellar Blade is indifference for the most part, but the hope is "controversy" helps the initial sales.
You know, if youre gonna try to convince people of something, try to pick a lie that is not the complete inverse of reality. This is the number one preordered game on the PS store, the trailers for it have upwards to a million and so views, and the demo was well recieved and generated further interest in it. The controversy is coming from the usual joyless morons who shouldve been sacrificed at birth.
I think the more interesting phenomenon here is people like you that are running a counter shill campaign for a game that you probably cant even play because you dont own a PS5. Sure there are people caping for it, becuase its a game that people like you are trying to bruteforce out of the market.
True
I'm going to need to read/watch like 20 reviews on this game aren't I
Interested in seeing if journalists are able to tell me it's a bad game without mentioning sex or Nier
Where's the fricking reviews???
Already seen that one, it's the only one out so far. I thought they were meant to come out 20 mins ago?
https://en.as.com/meristation/gaming_reviews/stellar-blade-a-big-step-for-the-south-korean-industry-n/
No its 39mins more 11pm jst
>less sex factor would have been better
AHAHAHAHAH literal homosexuals. Oh i miss the days when homosexuals were sort of cool and counter-culture. No more.
I'm not sure swiss has a million people, lots of israelites tho.
t. Engadier
6/10
Cinematic action games fricking suck. I hate shit like Bayonette and Devil May Cry. This looks like more of that garbage. Nothing wrong with having sexy b***hes in your game, but you should at least attempt to make an interesting game.
>I hate shit like Bayonette and Devil May Cry.
The truth will set you free anon, there has never been a good DMC game.
Imagine Team Ninja faces when Stellar Blade will have better sales and rating than their latest woke games. The inventors of boobs physics in vidya abandoned their core fanbase and failed.
Time for a 180
Seriously team ninja/tecmo got gaslit into hell killing what they love to do
It's gonna sell a similar amount of copies because it's a similarly middling game
Jokes on you I enjoyed Ronin and will enjoy Stellar Blade too
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Goty for me is probably dragons dogma 2. Not sure I'll play this game, not really into playing as a girl.
Why do people care about scores for this game? Everyone knows journalists are going to be biased against it by default.
It feels pointless.
What in the hell else are we supposed to argue ineffectually about?
Or for any game. I think it's well past time videogame scores start getting the same treatment movie scores do and fade into irrelevance.
Always hated the fact that some c**t gets paid to regurgitate his opinion over a game I can play myself.
whats probably going to happen is they'll talk shit about it but still begrudgingly give it an 8 because they dont want to piss off sony
People's entire identities are directly attached to the media they consume.
So if someone says "*piece of media* fricking sucks!", they think in their minds the person is saying "You fricking suck"
And that's No Good!
Can't wait to see Jim Fricking Sterling Son give this a 1/10 and say it menaced trans lives everywhere just by existing or some shit.
>Jim Sterling
The signs were there all along...
>30 MINUTES BEFORE EMBARGO IS LIFTED
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The range is between 70 to 88.
Am I the only one here repulsed by protag face? Tachy is 10/10 btw
Tachy is being sidelined from the protagonist role.
"repulsed" is probably too much, but Eve is definitely the least attractive girl in her own game.
>Eve is definitely the least attractive girl in her own game
Yep!
If it gets a 84 critic score it's probably more like a 94 being that there is a huge hate campaign from media outlets.
>muh leftists
PS5 is a leftist console
Stellar Blade is a leftist game
Chuds lost AGAIN
>Stellar Blade is a leftist game
You can tell from the rivers of blood flowing from their crotches.
>84, Sony bonus already included
OUCH.
I'm left wing but I still hate trannies and game journalists I also hate looking at ugly women in video games.
IGN (U.S.): 6/10, too much ass (I'm extremely homosexual)
IGN (division from another country): 9/10, not enough ass (I want Tachy to sit on my face while Eve rides me)
honestly better than I expected
It's not goty, but might be a decent game
Kill trannies
Cancel anyone who gives this game anything below 85. WE NEED TO FIX GAMING.
15min until trannies btfo
15 minutes until chuds lose again
80s range seems pretty accurate
15 minutes until xhuds btfo
>hey guys we're gonna delete and bot reviews until it's 84ish, thanks for understanding
I already have 30 accounts prepared to give it 10s
Seems fair because troons will 100% reviewbomb it
I hope you're shitposting because other wise you are a failed human that would be better off dead.
You will never be a woman troony
He's right. Wasting your time on something as inconsequential as user reviews is a fool's errand and goes to show Culture War nonsense is ruining video games.
Bros... I'm actually shitting myself right now... If this game flops then sexy will be canceled from vidya forever...
10 minutes until xhuds btfo
10 minutes until trannies 41% themselves
50+ accounts are ready to give the game a 10/10. WE NEED TO WIN THIS WAR.
cant wait for this game to come out so people can move onto the next moronic forced controversy instead of playing video games
It will be best seller on ps5, but won't win any awards, because trannies.
This is the dumbest shit ever, because this game is super dog shit, the character are fricking ugly, and filled with troony shit
Who cares about the score, it'll become the best selling PS5 game regardless
1 minute until xhud tourists btfo
>83
ITS OVER
Guys it up
>the savior of video game
i don't even care, everyone with a single brain cell knew it was going to be run of the mill copy cat of Jap action game
So 93 without the too sexy tax. Goty
basically
>So 93 without the too sexy tax.
>sexy tax
I hate that this exists.
Nearly all of the more negative reviews mention the sex appeal. They're incredibly transparent about why they voted it less.
VGC: 8/10
Variety: 8/10
GameSpot: 8/10
Screen Rant: 9/10
PlayStation Universe: 8.5/10
GamingTrend: 9/10
Noisy Pixel: 9/10
COGconnected: 9.3/10
Destructoid: 8/10
Carole Quintaine: 8/10
Push Square: 8/10
Surprised with those scores tbh. Especially for Destructoid and Gamespot.
Ign rated 7 /10
Surprisingly level headed for ign these past few years huh. Didnt they also give Starfield a 7?
>Stellar Blade, the savior of the PS5, is only as "good" as Starfield
Lol
Lmao
areajugones
So much dick sucking and Sony marketing for just 83 lol
>It's mediocre
Dear oh dear
80 up is pretty good
>b-b-b-b-b-better than nier tomata
it's a troony game ofc it won
OHNNONOONONOONO AHAHHAHAHAHHA
Imaging caring about what troony infested journos think, can't be me.
We fricking won, straight males finally won.
It's an 83. It's actually much higher than I expected. I thought it would be a 72 or 74 given how games like this turn out
people who think any game other than hell divers is winning GOTY are delusional
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>complains about sexy women in the first sentence
Leftist genocide when?
>let's see, it's pretty enjoyable you get to swing a sword at weird saw and tentacle enemies, so long as you can manage to stand the blatant sexualisation.
>huh?
>the gameplay?
This guy gave the game the lowest score. 67 https://www.player2.net.au/2024/04/stellar-blade-review-sexy-souls/
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA
>For a first big outing, Stellar Blade is a solid product that will keep players occupied for twenty to thirty hours. While there is a place to discuss the sexualisation of Eve, especially in the unlockable character skins and augmented breast size, when you look at the game itself on its other merits you get an enjoyable experience that provides fast, smooth combat against a variety of difficult foes in a wonderfully realised game world. It does falter in some aspects, like the utility of the ranged attacks in the game world, but overall Stellar Blade is a solid action game.
Game is near perfect but character is hot. 6.7 out of 10. I hate game journalists so fricking much
>67
>review on the website is a B-
huh?
Kino...
Lmao based
rightwing protected game
Incredible
Holy shit.
Ok we fricking get it.
I don't
Because this game hasn't had enough controversy in general...
I know what's exactly going to happen. You tards will spam this image constantly until Twitter finds out, and then gaslight them into thinking ShiftUp si being racist.
And then you'll proceed to cry about Twittertards calling the game racist.
I don't get it.
>gonna lost best action to troonydivers
It's snoyover.
troonydivers is a Sony game too moron. Both games are Sony's.
As expected, solid action game with a shitty story and bad dialogue. The demo was a good representation. Buying the game now.
Reviews are basically
>It's good but muh sexualization
So, it seems like a good game then
The reviews look good. Even the low scores say the gameplay is fun.
why hasnt my copy shipped yet it comes out in 2 days fricking god
AHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHA THEY ARE ACTUALLY GIVING BAD SCORES FOR THE "SEXUALIZED" MC
"It has become just another flashpoint in the culture wars of those who want to see accurate portrayals of female characters in games and those who want their female characters to be cannon fodder for their late-night fantasies.
Despite what some of the creepier parts of the internet have insinuated, the jiggle physics in Eve’s character could have had a bit more work done to make it look a little less bouncy"
Calm down anon, you don't need to get so upset over review scores
Calm down troony we'll just cancel your shitty urinalist friends don't worry 🙂
I still don't fricking understand that argument, some women do look like that. Some men are models, some men are slobs. Same as with women. There's nothing wrong representing an ideal that people can aspire to.
you're far too sensible and sane for this world
>some women do look like that
#NOT ALL WOMEN, CHUDDY!
>Some men are models, some men are slobs
YES! YES! THE SLOB INCELS GET THE CHAIR THO!!
>Same as with women
NOOOOOOOOOOOHOHOHOHO ALL WOMEN ARE PERFECT AND BEAUTIFULL!!
Is it just me or can you not read?
At no point did they say the game was bad for having a sexualized character.
Games rating ruined video games
Now games need:
1. Cater to journos and grifters
2. Beg ESRB to notvrate them M by toning down on everything
Why games still do this, stellar blade deserves this for giving their games to morons
Game ratings matter less these days. Especially when the most popular games like Genshin and Fortnite never needed good reviews.
>Snoys now say game reviews don't matter when the last three games Sony has put out only get 83 at best on Metacritic
LMAO
I'm surprised how low they gave that game. It's a solid 86 imo.
It's a bogstandard Ubisoft clone. 84 is generous.
Another accolade trailer in the bag for sony
What was the time a game was rated down because the main character was making you uncomfortable? That is literally personal bias lol.
Its actually at 81 now
Good I'm waiting for the score to keep on dropping.
Now it back to 82
The amount of secondary morons who have staked their entire life on a probably mediocre game is insane.
I hope some of you are getting paid.
You mean like how people obsessed with Dragon's Dogma 1?
>one of sony's best action games
>but something something sexualization bad
>7/10
You can't make this shit up
Hope you like it
kek. fukken saved
L1 doesn't deal any dmg you know this right?
And yet has anyone critiqued the poor platforming, and bad camera? No.
You can't trust them. This game is more like a 6.
>implying anyone has actually played this game
LOL LMAO
Nobody who's talking about Stellar Blade actually cares about the actual game part. You know this already.
Stop crying like a b***h
is often unintuitive and tedious
>>Re-used boss fights and encounters
>>Poor story
>>Two-dimensional characters
Uh oh that doesn't sound good at all
I will kill your entire family you disgusting troony
Feel free you fricking moron. Want me to give you my phone number too, b***h?
Look out your window
>Look out your window
There's a window
There's a WINDMILL
All I see is my friendly neighborhood tombstone waving at me right now. They told me that their friend is beside you right now.
wow, that is so scary that I am typing in fear. wooow
A reseteran kek
>he says this while having as an avatar an actor that starred prominently in a game the user despises due to being associated to a terf
Seriously, i'm curious. How did Simon Pegg avoided getting cancelled for scoring a prominent role in Hogwarts Legacy?
His name is pegg
>Undeniable and inescapable
IS THAT AN ATTRACTIVE WOMAN LORD HELP ME
Initial sales numbers based on preorders are looking absolutely massive, will easily blow past FF7 Stillbirth's sales and contend it for GOTY.
A REVIEW SAID YOU CAN MAKE HER breasts BIGGER
I NEED CONFIRMATION
IS THIS TRUE BROS?
You can give Eve bigger breasts 1000/10 game of the century
Metacritic this. Metacritic that. Have you have Metagirl before?
Which site?
>overly fetishized women
Fricking disgusting bigots
Drop the name homosexual wanna doxx them
>obvious falseflag
Journos are actually giving the game a bad score because of eve being "oversexualized " fricking lol
>Journos are actually giving the game a bad score because of eve being "oversexualized " fricking lol
Nope. They're docking points on dull characters and story and bad pacing inbetween fights and side quests
Read the reviews troony you will never be a woman
https://www.ign.com/articles/stellar-blade-review
I see nothing of that sort there
>Swimsuit outfit
OH NONONONONONONONONO
where's is the bikini schizo?
show the feet otherwise bikini guru wins
UUUAGAGQAHAAAAZAAAHHHHGGHHH
UUUUUGGGHAAAAAAAAAA
ÀAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
SO WE'LL HUNT HIM
BECAUSE HE CAN TAKE IT
I only have one question: how long until the model is available for sfm/blender?
on to some other news; health officials stated an increase in suicide rates recently.
By fire?
https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2024/4/20/man-who-set-himself-on-fire-outside-trump-trial-court-dies
I will not buy because it's only on slopstation. Even if it gets ported I will not buy it because it was once a slopstation exclusive.
All the reviews that keep mentioning the fanservice are just making my choice that much easier.
Actual GOTY has arrived, gentlemen. Not that underselling gaunt faced Aerith troony slop.
>82 on Metacritic
It's mediocre
>israelitecritic
Don't care. Sales will mog Black personbirth.
>It will be GOTY
>It will sell a morbillion copies
>It will outsell games that underpeformed
YOU ARE HERE
>It will make a profit and the studio will make more
>It being released is enough since it will make [INSERT BOOGEYMAN] seethe
>tfw you realized Sony now has HELLDIVERS 2 and STELLAR BLADE for kino gameplay offerings all in the first half of 2024
>HELLDIVERS 2
that's a PC game tho
But does PC have ass and breasts and hebes? Guess not.
I don't know what any of that means
PC is the ONLY platform that has stuff like that.
and rebirth as a timed exclusive + rise of the ronin
OH NO NO NO SISTERS THE GAME WAS SUPPOSED TO BE BAD NOOOOO MEN WILL LITERALLY RAPE WOMEN NOW
Native korean here, why western journos hate sexualisation of an woman much more than their mother's secret black men?
asiatic
Because black must always be innocent no matter what. They used to be slaves so that automatically earned them a lifetime of freedom over any law or moral ground.
>Because black must always be innocent no matter what. They used to be slaves so that automatically earned them a lifetime of freedom over any law or moral ground.
https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/search/image/Wg0Lv3BPrREMuzqWII13yQ/
Damn look at this mental illness.
So you have no counter argument in al those 370 posts?
Damn, you weak.
>freedom over any law or moral ground
>most fingerwagged at, prosecuted and incarcerated group
Does not line up with your "freedom" take. And no, you just decided to replace blatant racism of slavery with more p bfuscated private prison industrial complex slavery, using a plausible deniability with the excuse of "lawbreaking", laws that are enforced subjectively and with profit incentivizing quotas.
You feign concern for Black plight with these insincere framing of us as victims to distract from your destabilizing ops against us Black folks and our communities/countries. The narrative about there being no issues after slavery and transgressions just being an issue of slavery once is the biggest handwave bullshit that you God damn cuckasians constantly pull, because you want us to ignore the likes of link related.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Security_Study_Memorandum_200
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/COINTELPRO
You're fricked either way because if some blacks tell you there's less racism you call them uncle toms and if they tell you there's more racism you kill each other while BLM is off doing frick all or burning black owned businesses and neighborhoods like in 2020 getting aided by antifa to do it properly.
t. not asian, not even american
>korean talking about westerners being cucks
bro your NTR porn is all dark skinned men cucking beta koreans/japs lmao
>why western journos hate sexualisation of an woman
Isn't it obvious?
WOULD
wallstreet fueled culture war that somehow completely absorbed the left
Just saw one of the chinese review that posted.
Ultimate reward: Black pearl nanosuit
The frick does that even mean?
They wanted Eve to have a package
He means it's a good game but sexy lady hurts his fee fees.
Its them hating because of sexy women.
That is why they are forcing the number down.
it means you are moronic, obviously. Someone like you doesn't factor in the shallow story, bad writing, clunky platforming, barren wasteland, samey enemies, filler sections and the bugs & glitches. It means you're a homosexual. This is why you will never review games for a living. KYS.
The post right above yours is from said review, so I think you are projecting quite a bit.
My guy here literally making up criticism.
But enough about Elden Ring
>The frick does that even mean?
It means the woman's ass on the screen triggered them so hard that they can't even mention it.
>PS5 exclusive
>anon thinks that could ever win GOTY outside of some sony specific award show
>... actually since its literally PS5s only game this year, sure, its their GOTY
rumao
does it have denuvo ;3?
I don't understand how they claim Eve's a distraction when they had no issues with cute characters like Aphrodite
She's not a main character.
Aphrodite is queer coded safe horny
No she's not.
ratio lil bro
I'd say this isn't twitter, but OP made a twitter screencap thread so I can't complain
Aphrodite has serious man face so she's okay
This fanart gives her a much more feminine, softer appearance.
Do they ever explain why fan service is a bad thing
Leftist homosexuals think you should get what they think you need, and not what you want. You know the whole constant lecturing homosexual thing.
reviews are shit and you know it OP
why are you so fricking moronic with always the same crap
cope
Shift posts
cope some more
Classic Gankertard
83 for a new console ip is pretty good
HADESBVLLZ, we won
>no sexy tax
Playing on easy mode i see.
>GOTY
Even if the game was a 10/10 masterpiece, it would never make it to goty
Geoff didn't gave a single award to Hogwarts Legacy because muh trannies, they would never praise a game with attractive women
Award shows are just israelites giving awards to other israelites anyway. Who cares? GOTY means nothing now.
>Who cares?
I don't, just calling out the moronation of it
Everybody forgot about that ubislop trash
IGN is just one of the tainted reviewers
The world would be literally a better place without those evil people.
Angry twitter lesbians don't read past the first clause of a post, so he could just as well have admitted to cooming to her 15 times in a row at the end.
Those people should be stoned like the bible say.
damn her outfits are fricking hot
>hurt the game's story
Reaching hard. This reviewer acting like they've never played any games in the last 20 years in which you can switch skins on the fly.
Her breasts are surprisingly big. People always hyper focus on the ass but those breasts are great.
i don't care what woke reviewers rate it. It could be a fricking 0 and I'd still buy it. You cannot trust what woke reviewers like kotaku will rate things. Their opinion is worth less than what my dog thinks.
I liked the demo. That's enough for me.
Based digital foundry, 20 mins review, praise all around, not a single word about sexualisation.
Weird, I was under the impression they browsed resetera
Regardless of the culture war red herring, I'm sick and tired of run up and parry slop. Action games are copping out of basic game design.
>Built around bespoke enemy frame data
>Difficulty stems from attacks that don't align with the axes of control that the player normally uses
>Everything is CQC third-person camera manipulation, and repetitive reaction time tests
This genre used to have a good sense of space with gems like Ninja Gaiden and DMC leading from the Japs, and God of War and Prince of Persia from the west. The Souls series fricked everything up, and now the genre has been brought to corridors and flat circle chambers. Stellar Blade is a bit less rigid, but from what I've gathered through the demo, that only bares out in its tangential "exploration" sections.
>I'm sick and tired of run up and parry slop.
then play different games
just like i don't play racing games i'm not asking for racing games to be turned into fricking carmageddon because its the only racing game i like
fricking morons like you are the reason why most franchises are ruined
Stellar Blade is run up and parry slop, which has replaced much better action games. Frick you and your stinky Paki sister; you are either a useful idiot or a paid shill.
It's dog scented white people actually shilling this game. Rightoids, to be exact.
Back to plebbit, drone. If you've got nothing to say, I can just call you a Black person, here.
>Back to plebbit, drone. If you've got nothing to say, I can just call you a Black person, here.
Lil baby thinks anyone cares about his whining lol
But gay bear sex is fine, joke world
So since all the more negative reviews are just seething about the fanservice we can safely say that this game is a 9/10 right?
imagine forcing yourself to buy and like a 70usd mid ass game
i rather replay nier automata for a 1000 time than playing this
We truly reached an era where people are crusading against fictional sexy women.
*sigh* yep it's another parryslop getting 7/10, back to the Elden King waiting room...
Stellar incels said that was going to beat FF7 Rebirth for GOTY? LOL
>Critics are now "good" because they agree with my opinion
Every time.
2/10
>too much booty
i dont get what people see in this game. the demo was boring. the skin suit isnt gonna make me spend $70 on this F2P devs' slop.
I don't see it winning game of the year in the game awards show since that is heavily focused on story rather than gameplay.
What are the contenders this year anyways? I feel like dragon's dogma 2 has a good chance, but what else came out? Was starfield this year or last year? I can't even fricking remember.
Most likely some game will come out that appeal more to the jury members.
Starfield was for last year, didn't win anything.
>reviewers complain about optional sexy outfits like the bunny outfit breaking immersion in cutscenes
are they moronic, if you have a problem with some of the outfits why are you going out of your way to use them? They have a bunch of normal outfits yet their going out of their way to use the sexy ones
Hard R
Hard R is what's gonna happen when sfm/blender bros get a hold of her model.
/v/irgins every time when new game comes out
>frick plebbit
>frick xitter
>metacritic??? AAAAHHH LET ME SUCK YOUR SWEATY BALLS DADDY
Score sounds right to me after playing the demo. It's only coomers and culture war gays on this specific website making this game seem like the second coming of jesus.
it's going to outsell FF7
>Leftists h-hate it, I s-swear!
Lmao fricking conservacuck morons, even Digital Foundry posted a downright glowing review. The conservacuck culture war brainrot strikes again.
Go leave, weirdo.
>/r/mendrawingwomen is full of christian fundamentalists
Good bait.
The frick you crying about reddit for, moron?
Why are you even bringing it up like we're supposed to care?
Don't tell me you get buttblasted by internet opinions anon...