Metacritic is calling it at 84

Well, what is Ganker's estimate for the GOTY?

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    There isn't enough hate in the history of mankind to fill the need for hate towards leftists.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its not leftists. Its the opposite side of the culture war. I believe in strong unions and workers rights, not that men in dresses should be allowed in a toilet with little girls

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Its not leftists
        Its literally leftists.
        The mind of the hypocrite will always fall to the left.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          it's kinda hard to define it now. leftist is basically used for convenience since these people are just hivemind homosexual slop eaters

          I still don't understand why Automata's meta score is so high.
          The story is ok and the OST is great but that's about it.

          automata is actually garbage and I wonder when will people finally realize this. I feel so alone when I'm seemingly the only one to consider the game a piece of shit. then 10 years from now people will say "umm actually it's bad" and then everyone will agree but here I am, knowing the truth in advance, yet no one will ever listen to me

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            The mind of the hypocrite will ALWAYS fall to the left side
            This is indisputable

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            You're just an idiot. Automata is great. Also, you don't need to like, its okay to not enjoy some things, the world is not as universal as you seem to think.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >automata is actually garbage
            The only non-moronic thing you've said. Actually can't stand the praise this pseudo-intellectual tech demo gets. Brainless shallow hack-n-slash combat, promptly replaced by even worse hacking simulator because the director wanted to get "experimental" and "shake things up" without having any innovative ideas to add to the genre. Environments are the dullest, brownest coagulation of box shapes. Story is like a PHIL freshman with a microphone. Music was great, not quite masterful but at least a very solid showing with some original stuff well-executed. Thank god for 2B butt cause otherwise this Unity tutorial would have lost me real fricking quick. An absolute lack of staying power.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              thanx for your review hopefully u can get a job at ign sucking dicks

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          sometimes I wonder how leftists can become so tone-deaf and hypocritical because man they take it to the next level. Remember when it was all about equality but now is about equity? It's scary at the fast pace these tone-deaf hypocrites are able to change culture and appropriate or infiltrate everything and even change the meaning of words. And is all because in their minds whatever they think is for the greater good must be achieved by any means. Sooner or later we are all gonna end up being controlled by a pretty tyrannical system worse than anything ever seen before. All for our own sakes. That's your brain on lefty politics.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >attractive to who?
          This type of shit for brains decision making would bankrupt any other industry, no matter what it is, from food to shoes to cars to music.
          >delicious to who?
          >fitting whose feet?
          >affordable to who?
          >enjoyable music to who?
          You can go down the line and apply this moron design logic until you destroy every single last industry from top to bottom because individual preference and need is king in reality, but not in leftist "university" reality where political decision making boosted by narcissistic solipsism and murderous jealousy towards non-existent characters in media is what drives action and activism.

          Imagine you're listening to your favorite music and then suddenly there's a 10-20 second long portion of the track where a totally unrelated genre of music is shoved in. You then go ask the producer what's wrong with the album you bought from them, it's not the right genre of music you bought and they call you names because you're against having a "diverse set of music represented" in their albums.

          Literal stupidity and myopic hatred of drawings from top to bottom, that's what feminism has devolved into.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Who's getting buttblasted about naked people online and requiring state IDs to even view a porn site again?
          Oh right, conservicuck shithole states that's who.
          >B-but m-muh opinion articles!!!! A-all g-game journo s-sites are leftist in m-muh head!!!
          Just off yourselves already you schizo rightoid losers LMAO

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Someone forgot their brain pills.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Except that I have proof and you don't.

              Proof of what, dipshit? Random opinion articles do not represent anything other than the fricking OPINION of the person who wrote it moron.
              I'm right and you're wrong, and you still have jack shit to say about how it's the bible-thumping frickfaced red shithole states that want to ban anything remotely sexual.
              LMAO fricking republicuck losers.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Grandma, I told you to stay off the computer.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                More empty replies
                You got nothing.

                Haha, shitbrained moron has been completely destroyed and has no response. What a moronic conservacuck.

                WHO WANTS STATE IDS TO ACCESS BOOBIES, CUMBRAINS? Literally scared of the truth, lmao.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Grandma, you need to stop drinking.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >No response, I concede.
                Thanks lil guy, but I already knew I was right and you were wrong. But at least you admit it now.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Oh grandma, you so kuh ray zee!

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                More empty replies
                You got nothing.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >More empty replies
                >Is an empty reply
                You Indian fricks can't compete with Chinese shills. We can smell your curry-words through the nothing you supply. Shitskin, Black person-brained, poverty-riddled pussy.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                [...]
                Haha, shitbrained moron has been completely destroyed and has no response. What a moronic conservacuck.

                WHO WANTS STATE IDS TO ACCESS BOOBIES, CUMBRAINS? Literally scared of the truth, lmao.

                No pictures, no links, nothing.
                You got nothing.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Muh NO LINK
                No link to what, moron? You haven't had the BALLS to even specify what you disagree with. Average emasculated conservacuck, LMAO.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Still empty.
                Thank god you are not a lawyer or something.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                What are you butthurt about, pussy?
                Just type it out, why is the lil baby so scared?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Empty reply

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Except that I have proof and you don't.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        No frick off, you had your chance to disassociate, you go in the pit with the rest.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Might shock you but I'm not in charge of what morons and troonys say or do. Thankfully I'm in a country where we don't have the left/right culture shit. MUCH.

          Anon, you are just going for "real leftism have never been tried before", all extremists are mentally ill, and I'd say there are way more extremists on the left now. Both leftism and rightism have some great ideas, but they are perverted and supported by terrible actors.

          Not at all. Things used to be pretty good here under Gough. Its definitely romanticised but some of the broad strokes like free uni are pretty good for the people. Honestly if American culture war shit would frick off everything's pretty great here, still get people saying their pronouns in their bio but you can't have everything.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I get what you are saying. In the books and past leftism is one thing, but it doesn't matter, what matters is what leftism for the public now, you have to take that into account. When books say B is A, but everyone says B is C then B will be C, no matter how right you are, so naturally leftism is perceived as mental illness, not because of book leftism, but because of what people make it to be.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Eh things are ok here in terms of that. We had the referendum and people seemed to have a functioning brain for that one. Albo supporting the referendum was pretty fricked. Like not at all good that they divided the vote in terms of left wing and right wing. We'll see if it bites him in the ass I guess. Liberal are a pack of wankers but so's the left too so you just get on with it and hope that we don't get more bullshit culture war shit from America. The pendulum is swinging back already and that's a good thing.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >free uni are pretty good for the people.
            This is simply not sustainable. Free shit is just going to devalue your money and make it harder for the next generation.

            People didn't use to champion for free college, because college didn't use to be so expensive. It only became expensive when it became subsidized and thus colleges have no incentive to have competitive pricing, because income is guaranteed by the government. Ultimately the people who pay the price are the little people, every time. You want to stick it to big business by basically assuring them a profit and allowing them to become bloated. College is a scam for 95% of the majors. Society doesn't need anymore incapable people with useless degrees.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah I don't disagree with you but our dollar has much bigger problems. A pack of 50g rolling tobacco was $120 last time I smoked and that was a while ago. $60 for a carton of beer. I saw something saying we should be expecting the dollar to be around 30c USD. We're completely fricking our economy for no good reason. All happened under the watch of the right who like to talk big shit about how they're good for the economy. Labour probably won't be much better but they'd have a hard time being much worse.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >We're completely fricking our economy for no good reason. All happened under the watch of the right who like to talk big shit about how they're good for the economy. Labour probably won't be much better but they'd have a hard time being much worse.
                Well, one thing I learned is to never entrust your well being in the hands of politicians, or really any authority. Voting left or right for left or rights sake is moronic, because it's much more complicated than who's in charge. It doesn't matter if it's the right wing guy in charge if he has to battle constantly with congress and the media, and that'd assuming he actually is a right winger and not just a grifter, and that goes for the left wing politicians as well. Politicians are mostly prostitutes first and foremost, and even at their cleanest they're just administrators.

                That said, if you think the problem with your economy is taxes, then there's really no sense in thinking voting left is gonna do anything but make it worse. The money to pay for free college HAS to cone from somewhere, and it ain't gonna come from billionaires and CEOs, it's gonna come from laborers and honest people who pay their taxes, all to subsidize basically extended adolescence for young adults to get fricked up on drugs and alcohol for 5 or so years. Of course the lefts gonna love that shit.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I fricking looooooove corpos and living in the pod fellow right winger!

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Anon, you are just going for "real leftism have never been tried before", all extremists are mentally ill, and I'd say there are way more extremists on the left now. Both leftism and rightism have some great ideas, but they are perverted and supported by terrible actors.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Just say you're right wing, you aren't fooling anyone

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Straight men will always find you utterly repulsive, sweetie

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Voting Labour next election.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Doesn't follow some unified set of political ideals. Anon's heads explode in response.

        You hate to see it happen

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        A system is what it does.
        It is safe to ignore and even disparage labor rights on the left. It is materially threatening to oppose their replacement client base and sinecured cretin-loyalists. Therefore, servicing ethnic clients and giving sinecures to cretinous loyalists is what the Left is.
        A system is what it does.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        pathetic display

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Its not leftists
        if being a supporter of the free market makes you a rightist (instead of being a monarchist/authoritarian like it was originally), then supporting trannies make you a leftist.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          What did he mean by this?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            means hes a reactionary moron who lets his enemies control him

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jade King is literally a troony

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >leftists
      >MY ENTIRE WORLD VIEW IS NOTHING BUT RIGHT OR LEFT
      >YOU ARE EITHER WITH ME OR AGAINST ME
      Can you start that civil war yet? The faster you lot have a nice day the better.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Gee anon, it's almost like the people who are campaigning against this game and all the other games like it do so because of leftist politics. I know it's hard to understand, but it's not like these people pretend that it's anything but that.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          you just proved his point about how you need to view everything through a specific lens. You needed to tie this moronic journalist into leftist politics for literally no reason

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >You needed to tie this moronic journalist into leftist politics for literally no reason
            God, do you have no shame in being this disingenuous? Its no secret that these people are leftists. They prodly declare themseves to be so. Is this the argument now? That the moronic leftists arent leftists? What are they then?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Empty reply.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >jade king

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      [...]

      >This fricking TheGamergay wokeshitter again
      FPWP GET FRICKING PERMABANNED YOU FRICKING JOURNOSHILL WOKESHIT BASTARD PIG. YWNBAW, THEGAMERgayLORD. EVERYONE, REPORT THAT POST FOR ADVERTISING

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      FPBP

      Frick commie troons

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        t. ranny
        YWNBAW you fricking wokepig leftoid

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      uncensored release...implies there's a censored release, but there...isn't...
      what do they want censore...uh "localized"?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't get why this game causes such a ridiculous meltdown.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        journos hate asians, hot women, and gameplay

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          They hate whites and east-asians are 'white-adjacent' according to them

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            white is code for civilized human being
            you can be black and still be categorized as white if you don't tick the right boxes

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's specifically designed to piss nearly everyone off
        >pisses off journos because it goes against the narrative
        >pisses off Ganker because it goes against the le snoy woke narrative
        >pisses off the weebs since it's asiaticslop
        >pisses off both tendies and xbots since it's a new IP and not a gamecube remake or a game in dev hell in 2024
        >pisses off pcgays like me because no pc port at least not yet
        >pisses off gachagays aka NIKKERS since it has actual gameplay
        It's like a committee saw what was popular with people this year and made something that shits all over that, it's kind of astonishing to watch

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Pisses off snoys because it's only an 81 on Metacritic which they can't use it to console war with
          Based

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Truly the gift that keeps on giving
            Hopefully the PC port comes soon.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >goes against le snowy woke narrative
          Sony is still pozzed out the ass though, the west just hasn't bothered as much with Korea because they've been hyperfixated on Japan

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      really funny to watch /misc/gays have a meltdown over people not liking the game they've hyped up

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      This "person" is the one that wrote the article, I can almost see Chris Chan resemblance xD

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          The unsubtle manipulation is so disgusting.
          >"See, you actually don't like New Vegas as much as 3 and you're just in denial."

          Vomit-inducing. Absolutely embarassing that people are paid to produce such garbage narratives.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Were are the homosexuals who say "rent free" the gaming industry is not full of trannies
        Lool at this incel ffs

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Incel when they touch pp = bad!
          >Incel when they cut off pp = good!
          LMFAO

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >xD

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Im a fricking millenial ok!?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >feminine 5 o'clock shadow

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      What's annoying is that they've written this "we're not angry about Stellar Blade" article like 15 times

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      they gave it an 83 because if they made it any lower than 80, this guy would shoot up a school lol

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I actually read the article and it just talks about how Stellar Blade was never really risqué enough to be censored and how localisation is an actual example of games being censored to cater to different markets but people trying to turn it into a huge culture war kills any nuanced discussion about bad localisation. Not that anyone here read the article, people here just wanna circle jerk over their impotent rage and then post Ganker screencaps on twitter.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Never forget.
      Nothing is worse than leftists.
      There is nothing on the planet that is worse than humans that see themself as leftists.

      They are all hypocrites. Every single time. And hypocrisy is the worst quality a human being can have.
      The hypocrite will justify the most horrendous acts.

      And they hate YOU.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >And hypocrisy is the worst quality a human being can have.
        Nah, pride is worse. I know that most of the time the two go hand-in-hand, especially with leftist, but they are separate things nontheless and i argue pride is worse by virtue of hypocrisy being a subproduct of it.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >pride is worse
          Negative. Pride is important to feel accomplishment and push you forward.
          If you never actually felt proud of your conquests then you would think like that.
          Never speak of this subject again.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Isn't that the same website that was gushing about hades 2 sexualziation?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes. They are insane.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Blackrock and Vanguard are leftist
      The psyop is working.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      why does this make you so angry? The game is coming to you uncensored. This article existing should have zero material impact on your life

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because it is just the latest
        You don't know enough about this subject to have a proper opinion. Study more.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          i'm quite educated thanks, enough to know that culture wars isn't politics

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine having gone so far off the deep end in the culture war that you're actively advocating for censorship.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        You can not hate wokes enough.
        They are THE worst element of modern society.
        Every bad thing happening can be traced back to them.

        From entertainment, to inflation, to migration, to cost of life, to crime, to literally everything.
        The world CAN NOT exist with wokes, leftist in.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Good job on taking the bait. Wokes are annoying as frick, fact. But...
          >Angry dyke on campus circa 2015 calls me out
          >I was just trying to get her friend's number
          You can't let this c**t live rent free in your head. Worse than the "new" plague of wokes is the immutable propaganda machine that enables them, and their diametric opposites on the right, chuds i.e. probably you.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Worse than the "new" plague of wokes

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Nice wojak-tier argument. Exactly what you'd expect from a real false flagging shill. Either that or you're some fat fricking mid-west chud. Either way, I'd kick your ass, just so you'd know.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Haha you couldnt kick your own ass, shut up.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Next time you look up from your fat fingers typing whatever weasel words your sub 90 IQ brain can shit out, know that you're a true and honest loser. Anyways, enjoy your coomer game; it's exactly what you deserve.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Thanks grandma.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                You sound very angry.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Damn straight. Paid shills are boosting this game because it has breasts, but it's slop all the same.

                Empty reply.

                >I'd kick your ass
                Cope and desperation.

                No thank you, sir.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Empty reply.

                >I'd kick your ass
                Cope and desperation.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    probably gonna get around ~47 user score. This'll be the NDF's biggest campaign yet.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      asiaticoid victim complex

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    yeah it looks like an 8-worthy game. good but not amazing.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    70, -20 points for sexualizing women

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'll predict something like 87-89
    Demo was great and the Sony bonus still exists.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think the politics will probably hold it down to the high 70s.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Last thread autosaged
    Uh...

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is still up btw

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bitches be mad because i'm a fruitpilled peachmaxxer

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah what the frick is up with jannies sometimes, ive seen too many legit FFXIV threads get axed but literally notvidya gets to bit the bump limit every week.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Friendly reminder that literal gamingcirclejerk raid thread the other day with an off-topic OP hit bump limit

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          starting to think the latest batch Ganker jannies are troons from that subreddit

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >i wonder why the last thread was autosaged
      >look inside
      >already off topic

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wife of Maciej Nowicki

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Now we're gaming

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sold

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    This game won’t get a fair shake from journalists

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'll give myself a fair shake

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Most of them liked stellar blade, though.
      There might be some seething but I don't think it's going to be as bad as people think it will be.

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can Anglos play this game? It ships without Black folk or israelites.

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      i never understand why they tell people to go watch porn the complain about it giving people unrealistic body standards right after

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    83
    >inb4 hurr durr critics will rate it low because sexy wo-

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It depends on who sites give the game to review. Will it be the action game guy for culture warrior gal?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I still don't understand why Automata's meta score is so high.
      The story is ok and the OST is great but that's about it.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ost is great, but it would be cool if it had more then 4 songs

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Automata came out at the right time with zero competition. Literally the only notable games that came out that week were Breath of the Wild (which Automata didn't have to compete with at all since Automata wasn't on the Switch at that time) and Mass Effect Andromeda (LOL, LMAO EVEN). What the frick else were people going to buy?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >critics will rate it low because sexy wo-
      men. Because of course they will. Remember, this is the same group of people who bemoaned "objectivity" and treat journalism as activist journalism, which has nothing to do with real journalism. Also, "ethics in games journalism" is a joke to them.

      So you don't respect them and you don't trust them, it's that simple.

      Prepare for korean domination of western video game industry in the next 10 years, just like japan dominates comic books with manga. Westerners DESTROYED their own comic book industry and are in the process of doing the same to the western video games industry. Mark my words.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >are in the process of doing the same to the western video games industry.
        they already did that
        now they are in the process of doing it to the japanese video games industry
        korea is next

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >korea is next
          >troony thinks that a whole continent worth of asians and their booming middle class will care about zhir gaping crotch wound whispering into their ears about women getting genocided because sexy korean ass
          Yes mang, the asian gacha crowd will surely buy your freakshow cultural products.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >will surely buy
            no one is buying them moron
            holy shit you are stupid

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      None of those games deserve such high scores.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Watch your asiaticshit will have lower score than them then

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Um sweatie don’t you know those games are actually safe horny which means I get to ignore any game that disproves my victim complex

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Of course is a leftist.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        That guy will be trooned out before the year is over.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >egregious levels of hyper-sexualization
        This fricking homosexual holy fricking shit.
        >Oh, someone is telling us a story about how the world got destroyed? Well, EVE is standing there in a revealing bunny suit
        YOU PUT HER IN THE BUNNY SUIT YOU STUPID FRICK

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Oh no, I got buttblasted by an opinion on the internet from a literal who. I'M SOOOO MAD!!

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >bitches about the character being half naked when he made her half naked
            This is why you can't take games journalism seriously.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Oh, someone is telling us a story about how the world got destroyed? Well, EVE is standing there in a revealing bunny suit
        I get both cool post apocalyptic worldbuilding AND a hot girl to look at, and this is supposed to be bad?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        How much pussy will this knight whitism get him

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          It already got you

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Whatever happened to NOT taking everything so fricking seriously.

        Imagine this dude reviewing 90s action flicks that feature Van Damm, Stallone and Arnold.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Imagine this dude reviewing 90s action flicks that feature Van Damm, Stallone and Arnold.
          he would give it 100 because they are males
          You don't get the point here anon.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, but those movies had a lot of breasts in them.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >one literal who guy
        don't care

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I hate bugmen so much

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        spread the word

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Testosterone is a right wing conspiracy.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          nice try testoid
          but testosterone is linked to aggression and violent crime. males are essentially the "Black folk of gender"

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lies of P tier, so low/mid 8s

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    it´s a Black person and coomer bait.
    has 0 substance, played this type of game before with more depth.
    it´s a action game, yet it´s slow as molasses, it´s trying to make exploration relevant but has a fricking scanner button for the zoomers.
    protag is looking like a fricking doll with 0 emotions but the support cast do aswell.
    I don´t have anyhting about sexy grills but asiatics cant into sexy. it´s always bugs.
    If you want a better action game, replay DMCs or MGR.
    If you want a action game for the cooms, play bayonetta or nier.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Everything you said describes Nier Automata, the game you recommend

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        are you seriously moronic

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          No, even Taro admitted it himself after playing Stellar Blade and saying it was the better game.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Literally why can’t someone play all of these and Stellar Blade

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        you can play all of these,
        I´m just saying that this game offers nothing new.
        It just there to bait moronic consoomers to pay up.

        I forgot to say, I'm trans btw

        hope you´ll get well soon. bet you don´t see anything wrong with pic related right?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          We get one action game like this every three years since like 2014, we are not in an over saturated genre

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >get one action game like this every three years

            Black person please, all of the modern shit is Action Gameplay inspired.

            Just this year you got Rise of Ronin, Dragons Dogma 2, Granblue and Stillbirth Remake 7. If I only count AA/AAA shit.

            every 3 years my ass.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Those are mot the character action games like Bayo or DMC or MGR thst (you) cited. Two of those are RPGs, and Rise of the Ronin practically is.
              I apologize, I thought you knew what you were talking about.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >this game offers nothing new
          why does it have to?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Because gaming has turned into college now. If your game's thesis isn't something unique or new or deconstructionist, it's trash

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              ah, it was bad bait all along, my fault

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I forgot to say, I'm trans btw

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >shits on SB gameplay
      >recommends Nier instead

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Well, Nier: Replicant, is great.
        Nier:Automata is shit, but most coomers praise is so take it as it is.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nier Replicant's combat is somehow even more garbage than Automata's. I even dropped it after meeting Kane, just what were they thinking?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kek make it less obvious you're a GCJ tourist

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      preordered it, seethe more for me troony

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      All true given my experience with the demo, coomers and shills will seethe.

      Literally why can’t someone play all of these and Stellar Blade

      You can but it's like playing Steelrising or Lords of the Fallen, wouldn't recommend them unless you already burnt yourself out on all the actual From games and still want more.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >If you want a better action game, replay DMCs or MGR.
      >If you want a action game for the cooms, play bayonetta or nier.
      no I already played them to death I will play this one and platinum it also and you can't stop me from having fun.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think the thing that actually will stop you from having fun is the game itself. The gameplay looks mid dude. Fat asses probably can't hold your interest for 60 hrs

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Gameplay is fun once again only gays who didn't play the demo say it looks boring.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Also, it's a Snoy exclusive so it's automatically shit unless it's Bloodborne.

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      They're not answering me in the actual thread """about""" the stupid fawn character. Who is she actually meant to be?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >stellar blade who?
      Didn't realise the main character of Stellar Blade was named Stellar Blade

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Her name is Stella R. Blade

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    80 like lies of Pi.

    Story will be trash, graphics will be unreal asset flips, zero replayability, but the combat will be good.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      That post i believe the most

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    74 critic score
    8.2 user score
    I've seen it in my dreams

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Man that’s too boring I feel like Ive seen 20 japanese games from 7th gen with those exact metrics

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        But Stellar Blade is that type of game
        Also it'll sell like 40k copies in Japan so look forward to shitposting in the Famitsu thread next week

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I wont bc i never go in those threads because how something sells in Japan literally doesn’t matter, same with UK sales.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >It will sell less than code vein the discount dark sousl anime version
          Please be true

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            code vein is garbage though, can't even jump on that piece of shit game.

            You say this, but follow Trump and any number of hypocrite right wing e-celebs. Schizos on the right also love pretending to support Palestine even though they proclaim that they hate muslims. Rope.

            we don't "follow them", we show our support for them when it's convenient because there really isn't anything better and not to do it would mean letting the country become even more of a shithole, even faster than it is becoming now

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >code vein is garbage though, can't even jump on that piece of shit game.
              And hopefully this sell less than code vein

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It would be 74, but Sony pushed it to be a major release so it'll end up at 79 because critics don't want to get in trouble

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why set yourself up to fail?

        10 minutes until trannies 41% themselves

        based

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      that subreddit lost all rights to make fun of anybody after the bloody ass damage jk rowling left them last year.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lmao, imagine randomly attacking a YouTuber as harmless as Cynical. r/gamingcirclejerk gotta be the biggest babies alive.

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is another r/cuckcirclejerk raid
    have a nice day fat losers

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It will be sub80 just because of culture war reasons. You can thank sweet baby content farms.

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You have to factor in how many shitty reviewers lowered their score just for woke bullshit reasons like she's too hot.

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    She has no agency. She's just there to placate the demands of horny, angry and bitter loners. This is why Hades and BG3 are better. They have sexy characters with some actual WILL. Actual agency to do what they want, how they want and look sexy at the same time.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You’re a stupid homosexual, and have convinced me to buy Stellar Blade by way of your seething.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      to think that some people genuinely believe this...

      The mind of the hypocrite will ALWAYS fall to the left side
      This is indisputable

      I don't disagree, just saying that they don't even care about shit like workers rights or any of the traditional talking point they just want more brown people and more troony kids and also to give as much money to Shlomo Goldenbaum as possible.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >agency
      Why are leftoids buzzword this shit so much? You don't actually mean agency, you mean "power over player character".

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      agency does not equal sexy

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing is worse than hypocrites
    And they are always leftists

    More of them should protest for palestine

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The mind of the hypocrite will ALWAYS fall to the left side
      This is indisputable

      Jesus wept mate, take your meds

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You say this, but follow Trump and any number of hypocrite right wing e-celebs. Schizos on the right also love pretending to support Palestine even though they proclaim that they hate muslims. Rope.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Empty reply.
        Get some proof next time.

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    86 i guarantee it

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the savior of gaming
    So much dick sucking for such a mediocre run of the mill action game

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Normalgays sucking nuGOW which is worse than SB in every way.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Normalgays sucking nuGOW
        That is your and your normalgay overlord problem, Not mine

  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Something between 82 to 87 pretty much. It doesn't seem to have inherent game issues or anything and the gameplay is functional enough. Don't know anything about the story or characters to really predict the score out of them though..

  27. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    IGN and Gamespot reviews are going to be ''the swagger of a korean wamen'' good.

  28. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It will probably stop at 73 and user score at 6.5. Garbage game.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      No shot it's scoring worse with players than with critics, it's not that type of game

  29. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    7/10 game, just average soulslop
    +1 point for big asses
    +2 points for making troons and israelites seethe with rage

    10/10 game of the decade

  30. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I already preordered the digital Deluxe edition

    >Imagine giving a shit about reviews

  31. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Got it early, fun combat but exploration is boring. Normal enemies are too sparse. Drone holds your hand and wont shut up. Bosses are fun.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Can you at the very least skip cutscenes? I hated how they were unskippable in the demo, i don't care about the story

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        No skipping cutscenes, cant pause them either.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Ah ffs, what a dumb fricking decision

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Stop saying fun homosexual and actually describe what good about it.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Go choke on a dick.

  32. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thats good news. I expected lower from critics.

  33. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://www.games.ch/stellar-blade/test/review-lVV/

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Points deducted for sexualisation
      I knew it. But it's good to hear confirmation that the combat is dope.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Cons
      Sexualization of female characters - outfits break with the scenario
      Control of jump passages imprecise
      occasionally fights confusing
      Multiple assignment of buttons

      KEK

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >mediocre asiaticshit with shit story
      Whoah me so surprise

  34. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Stellar Blade is a prime example of how simple design decisions can ruin games. The story is engaging, the combat is excellent and even the progression system is nearly perfect for a game of this caliber. Clocking in at a comfortable 14 hours Stellar Blade is a game built with tight focus on gameplay that doesn't feel limited despite that.
    >But during my time with this game I couldn't help but feel uncomfortable around the amount of focus the game puts on sexual content. With no options to turn off or even tone it down besides unlockable skins, most of which were even more revealing, it seems that this is a game made not for games but a different audience entirely. This is not a title I can recommend to anyone without feeling like I should be put on a list somewhere.
    >Pros: Story, gameplay, graphics, combat, music
    >Cons: Sexual content
    >6/10
    A sneak preview at what every mainstream review of this is gonna be like

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >liking a fully developed adult woman gets you put on a list
      These people are fricking insane.

  35. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    84 is basically 94 for coomer game standards. Might actually be GOTY condering remakes like TTYD don't count

  36. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    higher than code vein lower than lies of p
    i base this off purely how the game feels to play

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lies of kino is scored lower than it deserves thoughbeit

  37. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    can't wait for the 62 user score when players find out about all the feminist propaganda on it. lol

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shut up anon, they aren't supposed to know about that until after the game launches.

  38. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wish they'd release it for the PC already.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Never ever

  39. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    But it's a 7/10 game? Why you overrating mid?

  40. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly, as based as this game is for going against the current and actually featuring a sexy female character right front and center, at the end of the day women aren't very cool. You can b***h and moan about it all you want but Dante is cooler than Bayo, and Drake is cooler than Lara (especially current Lara). Male protagonists are more kino, and the only way for women to compete is for them to be attractive.

    It's not a coincidence that the vast majority of the most well regarded books and stories, even those written by women, feature male protagonists.

  41. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Metacritic is always wrong.

    Made in Abyss was fricking GOTY.

  42. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's going to be so funny how everyone will turn on this game when the black character shows up.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The thing is that nobody's really "for" the game in the first place. It's just been the same 10 people shilling the game here. Generally, the feeling on Stellar Blade is indifference for the most part, but the hope is "controversy" helps the initial sales.

      can't wait for the 62 user score when players find out about all the feminist propaganda on it. lol

      I also feel like this is what's going to happen.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        The "controversy" was quite big because the usual suspects jumped onto it for clicks, but I don't think it'll amount to much in terms of actual sales - Japan doesn't care about it, westoids that care don't really buy games anyway, everything about it reeks of desperation on behalf of Sony

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >It's just been the same 10 people shilling the game here. Generally, the feeling on Stellar Blade is indifference for the most part, but the hope is "controversy" helps the initial sales.
        You know, if youre gonna try to convince people of something, try to pick a lie that is not the complete inverse of reality. This is the number one preordered game on the PS store, the trailers for it have upwards to a million and so views, and the demo was well recieved and generated further interest in it. The controversy is coming from the usual joyless morons who shouldve been sacrificed at birth.

        I think the more interesting phenomenon here is people like you that are running a counter shill campaign for a game that you probably cant even play because you dont own a PS5. Sure there are people caping for it, becuase its a game that people like you are trying to bruteforce out of the market.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          True

  43. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm going to need to read/watch like 20 reviews on this game aren't I
    Interested in seeing if journalists are able to tell me it's a bad game without mentioning sex or Nier

  44. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Where's the fricking reviews???

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Already seen that one, it's the only one out so far. I thought they were meant to come out 20 mins ago?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          https://en.as.com/meristation/gaming_reviews/stellar-blade-a-big-step-for-the-south-korean-industry-n/

          No its 39mins more 11pm jst

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >less sex factor would have been better
        AHAHAHAHAH literal homosexuals. Oh i miss the days when homosexuals were sort of cool and counter-culture. No more.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not sure swiss has a million people, lots of israelites tho.
        t. Engadier

  45. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    6/10
    Cinematic action games fricking suck. I hate shit like Bayonette and Devil May Cry. This looks like more of that garbage. Nothing wrong with having sexy b***hes in your game, but you should at least attempt to make an interesting game.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I hate shit like Bayonette and Devil May Cry.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        The truth will set you free anon, there has never been a good DMC game.

  46. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine Team Ninja faces when Stellar Blade will have better sales and rating than their latest woke games. The inventors of boobs physics in vidya abandoned their core fanbase and failed.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Time for a 180

      Seriously team ninja/tecmo got gaslit into hell killing what they love to do

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's gonna sell a similar amount of copies because it's a similarly middling game

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jokes on you I enjoyed Ronin and will enjoy Stellar Blade too
      holyshittwocakes.png

  47. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Goty for me is probably dragons dogma 2. Not sure I'll play this game, not really into playing as a girl.

  48. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do people care about scores for this game? Everyone knows journalists are going to be biased against it by default.
    It feels pointless.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      What in the hell else are we supposed to argue ineffectually about?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Or for any game. I think it's well past time videogame scores start getting the same treatment movie scores do and fade into irrelevance.

      Always hated the fact that some c**t gets paid to regurgitate his opinion over a game I can play myself.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      whats probably going to happen is they'll talk shit about it but still begrudgingly give it an 8 because they dont want to piss off sony

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      People's entire identities are directly attached to the media they consume.
      So if someone says "*piece of media* fricking sucks!", they think in their minds the person is saying "You fricking suck"
      And that's No Good!

  49. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can't wait to see Jim Fricking Sterling Son give this a 1/10 and say it menaced trans lives everywhere just by existing or some shit.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Jim Sterling
      The signs were there all along...

  50. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >30 MINUTES BEFORE EMBARGO IS LIFTED
    30 MINUTES BEFORE EMBARGO IS LIFTED
    >30 MINUTES BEFORE EMBARGO IS LIFTED
    30 MINUTES BEFORE EMBARGO IS LIFTED
    >30 MINUTES BEFORE EMBARGO IS LIFTED
    30 MINUTES BEFORE EMBARGO IS LIFTED
    >30 MINUTES BEFORE EMBARGO IS LIFTED
    30 MINUTES BEFORE EMBARGO IS LIFTED
    >30 MINUTES BEFORE EMBARGO IS LIFTED
    30 MINUTES BEFORE EMBARGO IS LIFTED

  51. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The range is between 70 to 88.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Am I the only one here repulsed by protag face? Tachy is 10/10 btw

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Tachy is being sidelined from the protagonist role.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        "repulsed" is probably too much, but Eve is definitely the least attractive girl in her own game.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Eve is definitely the least attractive girl in her own game

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yep!

  52. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    If it gets a 84 critic score it's probably more like a 94 being that there is a huge hate campaign from media outlets.

  53. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >muh leftists
    PS5 is a leftist console
    Stellar Blade is a leftist game
    Chuds lost AGAIN

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Stellar Blade is a leftist game
      You can tell from the rivers of blood flowing from their crotches.

  54. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >84, Sony bonus already included
    OUCH.

  55. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm left wing but I still hate trannies and game journalists I also hate looking at ugly women in video games.

  56. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    IGN (U.S.): 6/10, too much ass (I'm extremely homosexual)
    IGN (division from another country): 9/10, not enough ass (I want Tachy to sit on my face while Eve rides me)

  57. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    honestly better than I expected
    It's not goty, but might be a decent game

  58. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kill trannies

  59. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cancel anyone who gives this game anything below 85. WE NEED TO FIX GAMING.

  60. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    15min until trannies btfo

  61. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    15 minutes until chuds lose again

  62. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    80s range seems pretty accurate

  63. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    15 minutes until xhuds btfo

  64. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >hey guys we're gonna delete and bot reviews until it's 84ish, thanks for understanding

  65. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I already have 30 accounts prepared to give it 10s
    Seems fair because troons will 100% reviewbomb it

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hope you're shitposting because other wise you are a failed human that would be better off dead.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        You will never be a woman troony

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          He's right. Wasting your time on something as inconsequential as user reviews is a fool's errand and goes to show Culture War nonsense is ruining video games.

  66. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bros... I'm actually shitting myself right now... If this game flops then sexy will be canceled from vidya forever...

  67. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    10 minutes until xhuds btfo

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      10 minutes until trannies 41% themselves

  68. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    50+ accounts are ready to give the game a 10/10. WE NEED TO WIN THIS WAR.

  69. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    cant wait for this game to come out so people can move onto the next moronic forced controversy instead of playing video games

  70. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It will be best seller on ps5, but won't win any awards, because trannies.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is the dumbest shit ever, because this game is super dog shit, the character are fricking ugly, and filled with troony shit

  71. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who cares about the score, it'll become the best selling PS5 game regardless

  72. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    1 minute until xhud tourists btfo

  73. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >83
    ITS OVER

  74. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Guys it up

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the savior of video game
      i don't even care, everyone with a single brain cell knew it was going to be run of the mill copy cat of Jap action game

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      So 93 without the too sexy tax. Goty

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        basically

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >So 93 without the too sexy tax.
        >sexy tax
        I hate that this exists.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nearly all of the more negative reviews mention the sex appeal. They're incredibly transparent about why they voted it less.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      VGC: 8/10
      Variety: 8/10
      GameSpot: 8/10
      Screen Rant: 9/10
      PlayStation Universe: 8.5/10
      GamingTrend: 9/10
      Noisy Pixel: 9/10
      COGconnected: 9.3/10
      Destructoid: 8/10
      Carole Quintaine: 8/10
      Push Square: 8/10

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Surprised with those scores tbh. Especially for Destructoid and Gamespot.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Ign rated 7 /10

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Surprisingly level headed for ign these past few years huh. Didnt they also give Starfield a 7?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Stellar Blade, the savior of the PS5, is only as "good" as Starfield
            Lol
            Lmao

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      areajugones

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      So much dick sucking and Sony marketing for just 83 lol

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >It's mediocre
      Dear oh dear

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      80 up is pretty good

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >b-b-b-b-b-better than nier tomata

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's a troony game ofc it won

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        OHNNONOONONOONO AHAHHAHAHAHHA

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imaging caring about what troony infested journos think, can't be me.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      We fricking won, straight males finally won.

  75. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's an 83. It's actually much higher than I expected. I thought it would be a 72 or 74 given how games like this turn out

  76. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    people who think any game other than hell divers is winning GOTY are delusional

  77. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >complains about sexy women in the first sentence
      Leftist genocide when?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >let's see, it's pretty enjoyable you get to swing a sword at weird saw and tentacle enemies, so long as you can manage to stand the blatant sexualisation.
      >huh?
      >the gameplay?

  78. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    This guy gave the game the lowest score. 67 https://www.player2.net.au/2024/04/stellar-blade-review-sexy-souls/

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA

      >For a first big outing, Stellar Blade is a solid product that will keep players occupied for twenty to thirty hours. While there is a place to discuss the sexualisation of Eve, especially in the unlockable character skins and augmented breast size, when you look at the game itself on its other merits you get an enjoyable experience that provides fast, smooth combat against a variety of difficult foes in a wonderfully realised game world. It does falter in some aspects, like the utility of the ranged attacks in the game world, but overall Stellar Blade is a solid action game.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Game is near perfect but character is hot. 6.7 out of 10. I hate game journalists so fricking much

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA

      >For a first big outing, Stellar Blade is a solid product that will keep players occupied for twenty to thirty hours. While there is a place to discuss the sexualisation of Eve, especially in the unlockable character skins and augmented breast size, when you look at the game itself on its other merits you get an enjoyable experience that provides fast, smooth combat against a variety of difficult foes in a wonderfully realised game world. It does falter in some aspects, like the utility of the ranged attacks in the game world, but overall Stellar Blade is a solid action game.

      Game is near perfect but character is hot. 6.7 out of 10. I hate game journalists so fricking much

      >67
      >review on the website is a B-
      huh?

  79. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kino...

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lmao based

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      rightwing protected game

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Incredible

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Holy shit.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lmao based

      rightwing protected game

      Incredible

      Holy shit.

      Ok we fricking get it.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because this game hasn't had enough controversy in general...
      I know what's exactly going to happen. You tards will spam this image constantly until Twitter finds out, and then gaslight them into thinking ShiftUp si being racist.

      And then you'll proceed to cry about Twittertards calling the game racist.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't get it.

  80. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >gonna lost best action to troonydivers
    It's snoyover.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      troonydivers is a Sony game too moron. Both games are Sony's.

  81. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    As expected, solid action game with a shitty story and bad dialogue. The demo was a good representation. Buying the game now.

  82. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reviews are basically
    >It's good but muh sexualization
    So, it seems like a good game then

  83. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The reviews look good. Even the low scores say the gameplay is fun.

  84. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    why hasnt my copy shipped yet it comes out in 2 days fricking god

  85. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    AHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHA THEY ARE ACTUALLY GIVING BAD SCORES FOR THE "SEXUALIZED" MC

    "It has become just another flashpoint in the culture wars of those who want to see accurate portrayals of female characters in games and those who want their female characters to be cannon fodder for their late-night fantasies.
    Despite what some of the creepier parts of the internet have insinuated, the jiggle physics in Eve’s character could have had a bit more work done to make it look a little less bouncy"

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Calm down anon, you don't need to get so upset over review scores

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Calm down troony we'll just cancel your shitty urinalist friends don't worry 🙂

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I still don't fricking understand that argument, some women do look like that. Some men are models, some men are slobs. Same as with women. There's nothing wrong representing an ideal that people can aspire to.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        you're far too sensible and sane for this world

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >some women do look like that
        #NOT ALL WOMEN, CHUDDY!
        >Some men are models, some men are slobs
        YES! YES! THE SLOB INCELS GET THE CHAIR THO!!
        >Same as with women
        NOOOOOOOOOOOHOHOHOHO ALL WOMEN ARE PERFECT AND BEAUTIFULL!!

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is it just me or can you not read?
      At no point did they say the game was bad for having a sexualized character.

  86. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Games rating ruined video games

    Now games need:
    1. Cater to journos and grifters
    2. Beg ESRB to notvrate them M by toning down on everything

    Why games still do this, stellar blade deserves this for giving their games to morons

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Game ratings matter less these days. Especially when the most popular games like Genshin and Fortnite never needed good reviews.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Snoys now say game reviews don't matter when the last three games Sony has put out only get 83 at best on Metacritic
        LMAO

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm surprised how low they gave that game. It's a solid 86 imo.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's a bogstandard Ubisoft clone. 84 is generous.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Another accolade trailer in the bag for sony

  87. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    What was the time a game was rated down because the main character was making you uncomfortable? That is literally personal bias lol.

  88. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Its actually at 81 now

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Good I'm waiting for the score to keep on dropping.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Now it back to 82

  89. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The amount of secondary morons who have staked their entire life on a probably mediocre game is insane.
    I hope some of you are getting paid.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You mean like how people obsessed with Dragon's Dogma 1?

  90. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >one of sony's best action games
    >but something something sexualization bad
    >7/10
    You can't make this shit up

  91. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hope you like it

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        kek. fukken saved

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      kek. fukken saved

      L1 doesn't deal any dmg you know this right?

  92. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    And yet has anyone critiqued the poor platforming, and bad camera? No.

    You can't trust them. This game is more like a 6.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >implying anyone has actually played this game
      LOL LMAO

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nobody who's talking about Stellar Blade actually cares about the actual game part. You know this already.

  93. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Stop crying like a b***h

  94. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    is often unintuitive and tedious
    >>Re-used boss fights and encounters
    >>Poor story
    >>Two-dimensional characters
    Uh oh that doesn't sound good at all

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      Stop crying like a b***h

      I will kill your entire family you disgusting troony

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Feel free you fricking moron. Want me to give you my phone number too, b***h?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          wow, that is so scary that I am typing in fear. wooow

          Look out your window

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Look out your window
            There's a window

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              There's a WINDMILL

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            All I see is my friendly neighborhood tombstone waving at me right now. They told me that their friend is beside you right now.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        wow, that is so scary that I am typing in fear. wooow

  95. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    A reseteran kek

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he says this while having as an avatar an actor that starred prominently in a game the user despises due to being associated to a terf

      Seriously, i'm curious. How did Simon Pegg avoided getting cancelled for scoring a prominent role in Hogwarts Legacy?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        His name is pegg

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Undeniable and inescapable
      IS THAT AN ATTRACTIVE WOMAN LORD HELP ME

  96. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Initial sales numbers based on preorders are looking absolutely massive, will easily blow past FF7 Stillbirth's sales and contend it for GOTY.

  97. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    A REVIEW SAID YOU CAN MAKE HER breasts BIGGER

    I NEED CONFIRMATION

    IS THIS TRUE BROS?

  98. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You can give Eve bigger breasts 1000/10 game of the century

    [...]

  99. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Metacritic this. Metacritic that. Have you have Metagirl before?

  100. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Which site?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >overly fetishized women
      Fricking disgusting bigots

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Drop the name homosexual wanna doxx them

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >obvious falseflag

  101. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Journos are actually giving the game a bad score because of eve being "oversexualized " fricking lol

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Journos are actually giving the game a bad score because of eve being "oversexualized " fricking lol
      Nope. They're docking points on dull characters and story and bad pacing inbetween fights and side quests

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Read the reviews troony you will never be a woman

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          https://www.ign.com/articles/stellar-blade-review

          I see nothing of that sort there

  102. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Swimsuit outfit
    OH NONONONONONONONONO
    where's is the bikini schizo?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      show the feet otherwise bikini guru wins

  103. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    UUUAGAGQAHAAAAZAAAHHHHGGHHH
    UUUUUGGGHAAAAAAAAAA
    ÀAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      SO WE'LL HUNT HIM
      BECAUSE HE CAN TAKE IT

  104. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I only have one question: how long until the model is available for sfm/blender?

  105. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    on to some other news; health officials stated an increase in suicide rates recently.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      By fire?
      https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2024/4/20/man-who-set-himself-on-fire-outside-trump-trial-court-dies

  106. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I will not buy because it's only on slopstation. Even if it gets ported I will not buy it because it was once a slopstation exclusive.

  107. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    All the reviews that keep mentioning the fanservice are just making my choice that much easier.

  108. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Actual GOTY has arrived, gentlemen. Not that underselling gaunt faced Aerith troony slop.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >82 on Metacritic
      It's mediocre

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >israelitecritic
        Don't care. Sales will mog Black personbirth.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >It will be GOTY
          >It will sell a morbillion copies
          >It will outsell games that underpeformed
          YOU ARE HERE
          >It will make a profit and the studio will make more
          >It being released is enough since it will make [INSERT BOOGEYMAN] seethe

  109. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw you realized Sony now has HELLDIVERS 2 and STELLAR BLADE for kino gameplay offerings all in the first half of 2024

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >HELLDIVERS 2
      that's a PC game tho

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        But does PC have ass and breasts and hebes? Guess not.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I don't know what any of that means

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          PC is the ONLY platform that has stuff like that.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      and rebirth as a timed exclusive + rise of the ronin

  110. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    OH NO NO NO SISTERS THE GAME WAS SUPPOSED TO BE BAD NOOOOO MEN WILL LITERALLY RAPE WOMEN NOW

  111. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Native korean here, why western journos hate sexualisation of an woman much more than their mother's secret black men?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      asiatic

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because black must always be innocent no matter what. They used to be slaves so that automatically earned them a lifetime of freedom over any law or moral ground.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Because black must always be innocent no matter what. They used to be slaves so that automatically earned them a lifetime of freedom over any law or moral ground.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/search/image/Wg0Lv3BPrREMuzqWII13yQ/
          Damn look at this mental illness.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous
          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            So you have no counter argument in al those 370 posts?
            Damn, you weak.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >freedom over any law or moral ground
        >most fingerwagged at, prosecuted and incarcerated group
        Does not line up with your "freedom" take. And no, you just decided to replace blatant racism of slavery with more p bfuscated private prison industrial complex slavery, using a plausible deniability with the excuse of "lawbreaking", laws that are enforced subjectively and with profit incentivizing quotas.
        You feign concern for Black plight with these insincere framing of us as victims to distract from your destabilizing ops against us Black folks and our communities/countries. The narrative about there being no issues after slavery and transgressions just being an issue of slavery once is the biggest handwave bullshit that you God damn cuckasians constantly pull, because you want us to ignore the likes of link related.

        https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Security_Study_Memorandum_200

        https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/COINTELPRO

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          You're fricked either way because if some blacks tell you there's less racism you call them uncle toms and if they tell you there's more racism you kill each other while BLM is off doing frick all or burning black owned businesses and neighborhoods like in 2020 getting aided by antifa to do it properly.

          t. not asian, not even american

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >korean talking about westerners being cucks
      bro your NTR porn is all dark skinned men cucking beta koreans/japs lmao

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >why western journos hate sexualisation of an woman
      Isn't it obvious?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        WOULD

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      wallstreet fueled culture war that somehow completely absorbed the left

  112. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just saw one of the chinese review that posted.
    Ultimate reward: Black pearl nanosuit

  113. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The frick does that even mean?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      They wanted Eve to have a package

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      He means it's a good game but sexy lady hurts his fee fees.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its them hating because of sexy women.
      That is why they are forcing the number down.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      it means you are moronic, obviously. Someone like you doesn't factor in the shallow story, bad writing, clunky platforming, barren wasteland, samey enemies, filler sections and the bugs & glitches. It means you're a homosexual. This is why you will never review games for a living. KYS.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        The post right above yours is from said review, so I think you are projecting quite a bit.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        My guy here literally making up criticism.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        But enough about Elden Ring

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The frick does that even mean?
      It means the woman's ass on the screen triggered them so hard that they can't even mention it.

  114. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >PS5 exclusive
    >anon thinks that could ever win GOTY outside of some sony specific award show
    >... actually since its literally PS5s only game this year, sure, its their GOTY
    rumao

  115. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    does it have denuvo ;3?

  116. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't understand how they claim Eve's a distraction when they had no issues with cute characters like Aphrodite

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        She's not a main character.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Aphrodite is queer coded safe horny

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          No she's not.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            ratio lil bro

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              I'd say this isn't twitter, but OP made a twitter screencap thread so I can't complain

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Aphrodite has serious man face so she's okay

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        This fanart gives her a much more feminine, softer appearance.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do they ever explain why fan service is a bad thing

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Leftist homosexuals think you should get what they think you need, and not what you want. You know the whole constant lecturing homosexual thing.

  117. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    reviews are shit and you know it OP
    why are you so fricking moronic with always the same crap

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      cope
      Shift posts
      cope some more
      Classic Gankertard

  118. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    83 for a new console ip is pretty good

  119. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    HADESBVLLZ, we won

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >no sexy tax
      Playing on easy mode i see.

  120. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  121. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >GOTY
    Even if the game was a 10/10 masterpiece, it would never make it to goty

    Geoff didn't gave a single award to Hogwarts Legacy because muh trannies, they would never praise a game with attractive women

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Award shows are just israelites giving awards to other israelites anyway. Who cares? GOTY means nothing now.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Who cares?
        I don't, just calling out the moronation of it

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Everybody forgot about that ubislop trash

  122. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    IGN is just one of the tainted reviewers
    The world would be literally a better place without those evil people.

  123. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Angry twitter lesbians don't read past the first clause of a post, so he could just as well have admitted to cooming to her 15 times in a row at the end.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Those people should be stoned like the bible say.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        damn her outfits are fricking hot

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >hurt the game's story
      Reaching hard. This reviewer acting like they've never played any games in the last 20 years in which you can switch skins on the fly.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Her breasts are surprisingly big. People always hyper focus on the ass but those breasts are great.

  124. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i don't care what woke reviewers rate it. It could be a fricking 0 and I'd still buy it. You cannot trust what woke reviewers like kotaku will rate things. Their opinion is worth less than what my dog thinks.
    I liked the demo. That's enough for me.

  125. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Based digital foundry, 20 mins review, praise all around, not a single word about sexualisation.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Weird, I was under the impression they browsed resetera

  126. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Regardless of the culture war red herring, I'm sick and tired of run up and parry slop. Action games are copping out of basic game design.
    >Built around bespoke enemy frame data
    >Difficulty stems from attacks that don't align with the axes of control that the player normally uses
    >Everything is CQC third-person camera manipulation, and repetitive reaction time tests
    This genre used to have a good sense of space with gems like Ninja Gaiden and DMC leading from the Japs, and God of War and Prince of Persia from the west. The Souls series fricked everything up, and now the genre has been brought to corridors and flat circle chambers. Stellar Blade is a bit less rigid, but from what I've gathered through the demo, that only bares out in its tangential "exploration" sections.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I'm sick and tired of run up and parry slop.
      then play different games
      just like i don't play racing games i'm not asking for racing games to be turned into fricking carmageddon because its the only racing game i like
      fricking morons like you are the reason why most franchises are ruined

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Stellar Blade is run up and parry slop, which has replaced much better action games. Frick you and your stinky Paki sister; you are either a useful idiot or a paid shill.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's dog scented white people actually shilling this game. Rightoids, to be exact.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Back to plebbit, drone. If you've got nothing to say, I can just call you a Black person, here.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Back to plebbit, drone. If you've got nothing to say, I can just call you a Black person, here.

              Lil baby thinks anyone cares about his whining lol

  127. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    But gay bear sex is fine, joke world

  128. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    So since all the more negative reviews are just seething about the fanservice we can safely say that this game is a 9/10 right?

  129. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    imagine forcing yourself to buy and like a 70usd mid ass game

    i rather replay nier automata for a 1000 time than playing this

  130. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    We truly reached an era where people are crusading against fictional sexy women.

  131. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    *sigh* yep it's another parryslop getting 7/10, back to the Elden King waiting room...

  132. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stellar incels said that was going to beat FF7 Rebirth for GOTY? LOL

  133. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Critics are now "good" because they agree with my opinion
    Every time.

  134. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    2/10
    >too much booty

  135. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i dont get what people see in this game. the demo was boring. the skin suit isnt gonna make me spend $70 on this F2P devs' slop.

  136. 2 months ago
    vintologi.com

    I don't see it winning game of the year in the game awards show since that is heavily focused on story rather than gameplay.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      What are the contenders this year anyways? I feel like dragon's dogma 2 has a good chance, but what else came out? Was starfield this year or last year? I can't even fricking remember.

      • 2 months ago
        vintologi.com

        Most likely some game will come out that appeal more to the jury members.

        Starfield was for last year, didn't win anything.

  137. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >reviewers complain about optional sexy outfits like the bunny outfit breaking immersion in cutscenes
    are they moronic, if you have a problem with some of the outfits why are you going out of your way to use them? They have a bunch of normal outfits yet their going out of their way to use the sexy ones

  138. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hard R

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hard R is what's gonna happen when sfm/blender bros get a hold of her model.

  139. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    /v/irgins every time when new game comes out
    >frick plebbit
    >frick xitter
    >metacritic??? AAAAHHH LET ME SUCK YOUR SWEATY BALLS DADDY

  140. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Score sounds right to me after playing the demo. It's only coomers and culture war gays on this specific website making this game seem like the second coming of jesus.

  141. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's going to outsell FF7

  142. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Leftists h-hate it, I s-swear!
    Lmao fricking conservacuck morons, even Digital Foundry posted a downright glowing review. The conservacuck culture war brainrot strikes again.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Go leave, weirdo.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >/r/mendrawingwomen is full of christian fundamentalists
      Good bait.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        The frick you crying about reddit for, moron?
        Why are you even bringing it up like we're supposed to care?
        Don't tell me you get buttblasted by internet opinions anon...

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