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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I miss TUUUUUUUUBES.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I miss shit holes being remodeled

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            P L U M B I N G

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >metroid is a woman
    thanks for spoiling it

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Hot

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The absolute disrespect towards Kraid in this fight.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I always think it’s funny how fast this scene goes, it even skips the sound effect and shot of the rail holding Kraid up being shot

      Raven Beak would probably be equal to the Didact, we also don't know who the strongest of the Endless will be yet. He'll probably do well against the Flood as long as his suit isn't damaged. With Chief and Samus, they would be equal, especially post-Dread Samus given that the process of her becoming a Metroid was stopped completely by QR-X

      Chief wouldn’t take even one energy tank off Samus, the tech disparity is extreme.

      >more Thoha/Mawkin settlements in the galaxy
      >Space Pirates are gone but their species most likely still exist, what if they return under a new banner with new leaders?
      >Did some X escape ZDR
      >will we get another Chozo AI as powerful as Mother Brain?
      >Who and what is the Exelion Star Corporation?
      >was the process of Samus becoming a Metroid halted or did she gain some control over it similar to her connection to the Metroid Hatchling?
      >how are Samus and Adam even going to properly report the Dread incident to the Federation?
      >will Samus's fully repaired suit look like it did in the past or will it be the Dread suit but without the exposed organic components?
      So what's next for Samus in Dread's sequel?

      Looking forward to seeing the suit finish regrowing, that’s a great payoff setup for two games now. No interest in Federation politics, clear that the devs feel the same way. Only big setup left is the mystery figure in the final memory. I’ve seen theories revolving around the ships being absent during the escape sequence, not sure I buy that one. I find it almost impossible to believe RBs dead man switch doesn’t extend to the ships.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Chief wouldn’t take even one energy tank off Samus, the tech disparity is extreme.
        That means jackshit when Chief goes against and crushes advance alien tech all the time far more advanced than anything the UNSC/Covenant/Banished have. He was tanking Warden's Blackhole Bombs in Halo 5 and Wraith mortars are as hot as the Sun and Chief was tanking those in his weakest armor without shields. You underestimate Chief too much who now has the ability to permanently upgrade his shields and make them stronger. Before the upgrade, he was able to tank Gravity Hammer shots both with shields and without them. He can also tank Monitor Beams which atomizes targets.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What an ugly game

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >no catheter or compartment
    Reminder that based on the length of the original game Samus peeing her suit is basically canon.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Of course, she does, the suit just recycles it and her shit whenever she takes them.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Recycles into what?
        Also girls don't poop

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          nutrients

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Wrong, the suit clearly turns poop in missiles. And pee powers the power beam.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >girls don't poop
          my wife takes the biggest, fattest shits in the world

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            You’re married to a man.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Post nose.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I agree with the other anon, post your nose, israeliteberg.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            You are living the dream.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Pics?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      her suit is part of her physical biology

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Tubes?

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Samus is for Pikachu (or Jigglypuff) only

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      WRONG, SAMUS IS FOR LITTLE MAC

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        little mac is for samus would be more accurate to the power dynamics here

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Can a non-lewd Metroid thread exist in modern Ganker? I wouldn't bet on it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Can a non-lewd thread exist on Ganker?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        No

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Okay, people ask who would win between Samus and Master Chief, but how does Raven Beak stack up against Halo antagonists?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Raven Beak would probably be equal to the Didact, we also don't know who the strongest of the Endless will be yet. He'll probably do well against the Flood as long as his suit isn't damaged. With Chief and Samus, they would be equal, especially post-Dread Samus given that the process of her becoming a Metroid was stopped completely by QR-X

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Samus can shit out mini nukes, black holes and solar flares.
        Master chief would be quite fricked. Especially if the grapple beam gets axed for grapple lasso as it should be.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Actually using 343i lore

        Lmao frick off

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >343
          In Bungie's lore Chief was tanking 6 Hunter Assault Cannons, Plasma Grenades, falling from space, and was as acrobatic as an anime character. Literally nothing is different, the fact that in Bungie canon he could tank Forerunner lasers that can vaporize anything says enough. He was also able to flip tanks and you can take the Elephant however you feel. Chief was always bullshit, even before 343.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Already answered

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Monty Oum
        Can anyone explain to me what the frick RWBY is?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It was his dream story written up when he was a high school student. He just wanted to make cool fight scenes with girls.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm getting here because I was in the princess Zelda thread and mods deleted even if it was just cute pics.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >6'3
    IMAGINE

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine indeed.

      All these images felt like bullshit to me. Realistically there's no actual way that Samus could fit in and operate these suits unless it involved dislocating all her limbs or something.

      >Metroid
      >realism
      Haha, bird magic go brrrrrrr.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I imagine it often

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Christ that is the ugliest fricking render I have ever seen
        What moron thinks this looks good

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Halo 5 fans

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    All these images felt like bullshit to me. Realistically there's no actual way that Samus could fit in and operate these suits unless it involved dislocating all her limbs or something.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      She mostly fits it in Dread, the suit's arms are longer than hers though and the helmet is too small, basically, the same problem that Master Chief's suit has.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That's a problem with pretty much any power armor. If you look at cosplays or the like, it becomes immediately obvious that the proportions are fudged for the sake of a cool design.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Pretty much

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The suits have always been rule of cool, trying to actually fit Samus into it is dumb because it heavily slenders it and makes the proportions less cool. It's what happened with the Dread suit.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I don't get it. The OP image clearly shows her fitting into the suit.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Biomagictech suit made by bird people who ascended to a higher plane of existence
    >People try and have it "make sense"

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Always weird how redditors keep trying to say Samus should realistic troony proportions when Samus is a glorified magical school girl that summons a suit but in space

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >People try and have it "make sense"
      To a degree. Mind you, the suit could just turn her into a giant Dyson Sphere instead of an armoured knight, as that would be abstract.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      technically she isnt transhuman but a chimera since she has different DNA strands in her

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        She isn't a chimera either. A chimera is a person with two different, distinct and complete genomes. Samus is a modified hybrid.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Modified Hybrid
          what qualifies for a hybrid though when you got a shit ton of FRICKED genes all intermingled together, and possibly even slightly fricked up with all that phazon she took in?
          Shit, now-a-days she's more closely related to Dark Samus than she ever had been to begin with, throw some more phazon in her and you'd essentially have a lesser clone of Dark Samus
          Metroid Genetics are weird but fascinating, its like dark souls lore, there's just too much autism to get into there

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I wonder if a future metroid game could take advantage of that
            Maybe just straight up give Samus ANOTHER version of a Metroid Trigger that just turns her into Dark Samus
            would be interesting

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I actually really like the color scheme here, too bad it's associated with troony GARBAGE

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        it really is unfortunate, pastels and rainbows predate modern ideology wars but now are associated with some moronic people, a shame

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I genuinely see those colours, especially the trans ones and think of disease, aids and open flesh wounds. Makes me feels sick.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Rainbows are so fricking cool and I’ll always hate gays for using it as their symbol. I don’t even know how it’s supposed to represent gay people.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The mentality of "shes a cool woman space warrior, she must be gay" pisses me right the frick off. Fricking "progressives" leaving a trail of noxious slime on everything they touch

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Agreed. I hate the LGBT so much.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >walks like a woman
        >wants to be a mother
        >is attracted to guys
        >wears make up
        >keeps her hair long
        Why do the lgbtq+ think Samus is a troony or a dyke who hates men? It's shit like this as to why I hate homosexuals/trannies.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >this schizoid silent serial killing and planet destroying mercenary is part of OUR community

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      thanks for posting this,
      you are actively creating more and more people that hate trannies and homosexuals,
      and that also support /misc/,
      keep the good work,
      not even /misc/ was able to make people join their ranks this easily.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Japan already banned Same Sex marriage, the US over here is next to do the same. The Supreme Court is coming.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >already
          They didn't legalize it in the first place

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Based, we're about to make it illegal again here in the US. They'll also have less rights than straight couples. They're coming after other lgbt rights too.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          the time is soon approaching for faithgays to be exterminated

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Nobody likes you, homo. Not even the apes.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    what are some good metroid clones?
    metroidvanias have drifted quite a bit from the metroid formula at this point

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Playing through Prime 1 with the Prime Hack thing, this is pretty fun although mouse aiming feels kind of pointless when you can lock onto everything
    Shit's way easier than I remember it being as a kid

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      well yeah, mouse aiming is going to make the game way easier. It's why Metroid Prime Trilogy motion controls also makes MP1 and MP2 way easier.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Not just the mouse aiming but in general, everything feels easier. Enemy AI, bosses, etc.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Cringe fanart give me zero suit or give me death

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      brainrotted coomer

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The main issue with the proportions has always been the chest and shoulders. Even the much slimmer Dread Suit wold require Samus to straight up dislocate her arms to realistically fit the onscreen proportions. You either gotta cope with LOLBIRDMAGIC, or just don't think about it too much.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Samus shoulders don't go in the orbs but again, the suit's arms are longer than her arms, everyone just goes with she fits the suit and calls it a day.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      think of the orbs as sleeved shoulder pauldrons (cause they are) than her actual arm going through them like a glove

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >spider magnet
    Doesn't attract spiders

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Wave Beam
      >Doesn't make friendly gestures at everyone

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Space Jump
        >Can keep spamming jumps

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >screw attack
          >samus doesn't actually frick her enemies

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Replayed AM2R and Dread not too long ago to scratch the Metroid itch, had a good time. Honestly though I'm just on copium that we'll get some news about Prime 4 sometime this year.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why isn’t she black?

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Wasn't it proved that Samus was trans?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      samus... isn't actually real...
      your parents want you to come back

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No. Shut up.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I can't help but feel like scientists are always bugging her for a DNA sample, cause they want to study how the hell she hasn't collapsed into a pile of goo.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          why would sammy be med? she's white with blonde hair

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            It's a reference the Mercury Stream. Like how East-Asia is a reference to Nintendo

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I'm med and I have blue eyes and blond hairs

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >White
          >Blonde
          >blue eyes
          >lmao asian and ~~*other*~~ dna
          these tests always screw with the results.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >White
          >Blonde
          >blue eyes
          >lmao asian and ~~*other*~~ dna
          these tests always screw with the results.

          forgot the 1% ashkenazi israelite

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Most I've seen White e-celebs post said 100% European DNA. In the case of Samus, thats just a Jap game dev thing, they nearly always write any clearly pure White character as "achthually, they are part grorious nipponese" because apparently market research shows that japs will buy your game less if the main character has no Japanese heritage.
          Thats why Snake is retconned into being part jap too, even though he looks 100% White. Also why Big Boss, the much cooler character with a more interesting life, is not even 10% as popular of a character, because he is canonically 100% White. Instantly makes him uninteresting to Jap bugmen.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Also why Big Boss, the much cooler character with a more interesting life, is not even 10% as popular of a character, because he is canonically 100% White.
            Wtf, is that actually true?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              no, you newbie
              stop listening to the schitzo /misc/tard

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >newbie
                I wish

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Enter the noose troony israelite
                Nothing about what I said is political, it was mere facts about why Jap devs write White characters as "hapa" even though they don't look like it. This is common knowledge for people who play games, which you don't do of course.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >White
            >Blonde
            >blue eyes
            >lmao asian and ~~*other*~~ dna
            these tests always screw with the results.

            why would sammy be med? she's white with blonde hair

            the joke is that it's all of the game developers who have worked on the metroid IP, tard boys

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              False. No party of the chart says Yeehaw yet Retro Studios is based in Texas. Seriously though, if they weren't taking the piss, then man they are dumb.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >white
            >blond hair
            >blue eyes
            Samus is American, her originally being based on American actresses proves this, plus Japan always makes Americans white with blond hair and blue eyes.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >because he is canonically 100% White. Instantly makes him uninteresting to Jap bugmen.

            Seems pretty similar to the way /misc/ will complain anytime they make a character black.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Next you're going to say that Tifa looks 100% white.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          That has to be the case. like her power suit and super human abilities? sure, bird science did it. when they injected her with Metroid DNA from THE BABY, they did it as an X vaccine. then the woman became genetically the same as a metroid. so they must be like "okay, so we don't have bio bird tech, and now that we think about it no one in the Galaxy can make Samus tier biotech, so what the bloody frick is she made out of.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Would Irish come up as "Northern European"?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >all the morons wondering why there's no USA in this
          Have you morons never seen a heritage test before? Even actual americans get west/north europe, etc because genetically whites don't actually fricking come from north america.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i know you're joking but I remember when literally wu tried to force this conspiracy like a right-winger with something to sell. basically making an article where she said Samus, like poison, was stated to be a newhalf in a design doc. i guess she wanted to imitate how everyone eventually agreed poison had a dick. then she started vandalizing every wiki and open-source character bio and sourcing herself first trying to say its fact then trying to make it seem at least controversial. wikipedia locked samus for almost a year and banned her IP and some of her fans from editing.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That was Wu? Holy shit. I don't even need proof, I instantly believe it because that "woman" is fricking insane.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          He chopped off his dick and changed his name from Brian to Brianna, of course, he's insane, all lgbtq+ people are.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No. In the Japanese Super Metroid Strategy Guide, there was a developer interview included. Alongside it, profiles for the game's developers. Each staff member was asked a "Secret of Samus that only I know" and the cheeky frick Masuoka Hirofumi said that Samus was a newhalf. The Metroid Database translated this as "she's actually a shemale."
      This can be taken with the same grain of salt as "Samus reconstituted her genetic condition" at the end of Fusion, another developer interview comment which turned out to be false once Dread rolled around. If it's not in-game, it's not canon. But plenty of people take it as such anyway.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Sakamoto is word of god, he said Samus isn't a troony, he's also the one that said Samus reconstituted her DNA, that part is canon and it's in Dread, why do you think her Power Suit is repairing itself? Artbook even shows the game was originally going to use endgame Fusion Suit which once again makes it apparent that it's canon.
        >By absorbing the core of SA-X (Samus in perfect condition), her constitution has fundamentally restored. The physical damage could not be recovered like a cut out suit, but the constitution could be restored.
        http://metroid.jp/metroid_version2/development/faq4.html#stage04
        Google translated version since the Metroid Database one has problems, primary example is the website censoring the PS2 Answer from Sakamoto which confirmed that Samus was never a troony.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          And yet Samus retains all her Fusion weaknesses in Dread. Care to explain that?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            It was never stated that she was no longer weak against cold, nor did it state that she lost her Metroid DNA, in Fusion, you literally see that the suit keeps it's Metroid characteristics at the end of the game. Not my fault you believe a bunch of morons that got confused by Fusion's ending and Sakamoto's interview and spent years, believing your own farts trying to shove it into some canon that never existed.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              You're so focused on the statement that you don't even remember what the question was.
              >In Metroid Fusion, it should have been set that "Samus who inherited the nature of Metroid can no longer use the ice beam", but why was it okay to regain the ice beam at the end?
              She was so weak to cold that she couldn't use the Ice Beam. By the end of the game she regains the ability to use the Ice Beam, therefore implying that she's no longer weak to cold as a whole. And Sakamoto's answer "perfect condition" supports that.
              And Dread throws it all out. homosexual.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                She absorbed her complete self thus fixing her issues with the Ice Beam and slowing down the process of her becoming a Metroid while also regaining her Mawkin. Why do you think her current suit inherits the color scheme of the original over the Fusion Suit's?

                I have a better idea, Fusion was such a shit game, maybe you morons should forget about it and skip it.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >while also regaining her Mawkin
                lmao you have no idea what you're talking about and you literally just proved it

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Play Zero Mission, dipshit that was the first game to start establishing tribes within the Chozo and set the stage for Samus Returns and Dread.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Zm didn't really establish that, maybe the manga did but I didn't read through that fully, I don't remember different tribes being a thing. Metroid games didn't have different tribes until prime with the tallon IV chozo and the 2d games wouldn't get it till dread

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >manga
                Frick off with that non-canon shit only made to promote the games IN JAPAN. We're talking about the games, homosexual, try to keep up.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                nothing about that image implies there are different tribes, in fact the chozo are exactly the same

                >manga
                >non-canon
                ZM has literal shots from the manga

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >ZM has literal shots of blah blah blah
                Shut up, Sakamoto even called it non-canon. I don't even understand why someone needs to make a video of this shit for morons like you but here it is.

                You never take supplementary material seriously, you mangatards also seem to like to ignore that a lot of this shit was already established by not only past games before that shitty manga but also non-canon American comic books.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >45 minutes of a youtuber stating inconsistencies and interviews as a reason why the manga isn't canon despite the fact that the same thing can be said about any sakamoto metroid game after super
                I'll pass, ZM has shots from the manga, you can keep coping.

                >You never take supplementary material seriously,
                then I certainly hope this wasn't you posting

                It was stuff shown in Jap Zero Mission strategy guides.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >I'll pass, ZM has shots from the manga, you can keep coping.
                Keep crying that your manga isn't canon, even Chozo names don't match up with game names. Was Old Bird always old?

                The manga is canon. I don't understand you people and how you somehow don't see one form of media as valid.

                Like with dragon ball and people legitimately thinking the manga is non canon because it's not animated. In no world is that true except in the mind of an imbecile who for some reason simply refuses to accept that ink on paper matters in any capacity. It's like thinking there's no way that a dog could have feelings because you consider it to be such a low life form that it barely counts as living. You have to be extra stupid and extra up your own ass to be like this
                >But the logo is different!!1!!1!2!2!112!
                So fricking what? No shit it's not 1 to 1, who gives a shit that it doesn't LOOK the same, that doesn't affect the story at all.

                And if you're one of those morons who think it makes samus look bad like other m, you're worse than the brain dead imbeciles who disregard important things they don't consider them important

                >Dragon Ball
                Are you fricking moronic? Metroid is a video game series.

                old bird and grey voice in the background

                "Old Bird" is in the Super Metroid comic, I guess that's more canon than the games too, huh?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >"Old Bird" is in the Super Metroid comic, I guess that's more canon than the games too, huh?
                ZM/the metroid manga repurposed elements from that comic and made them canon, so yes parts of that comic were materialized as canon. But nevermind that, the fact is that they're in the games

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Magazine Z manga didn't make shit canon, Metroid made things canon, Metroid II made things canon, Super Metroid made things canon, Metroid Fusion made things canon, Zero Mission made things canon, Samus Returns made things canon, Dread made things canon. Prime series is more canon than the manga because Sakamoto works with that series as a supervisor.

                605639223
                Okay, you're shitposting too obviously to even get angry at the bait

                The only one shitposting is your troony ass bringing up that manga, why are you so defensive on that piece of shit?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Zero Mission made things canon
                yes it made the manga canon, which was later reinforced with dread. What's your point? The manga is canon

                It ain't canon, you're trying to put that contradicting piece of shit above the source material, the games.

                >contradicting piece of shit
                dread contradicts fusion, fusion contradicts metroid 2, other M contradicts the entire series yet those are canon

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                It made it non-canon since Samus stated that she first met and fought Metroids in Zero Mission with the Federation being the ones to discover it on SR388.

                It literally contradicts NOTHING and I bet that when you finally tell us what about it you hate, it'll be something that's got nothing to do with the manga

                It contradicts EVERYTHING

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                contradictions =/= non canon in terms of sakamoto's nonsense, like I said each of his games after super have some sort of contradiction (except SR I think), yet they are canon, this includes the disaster of other M's plot inconsistencies

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >sakamoto
                Guess who you need to talk for anything Metroid?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Why did you leave out Other M?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                This is why people hate the manga, unfortunately because they hate other m.

                In this scene Samus is FOURTEEN and seeing ridley again after last seeing him eat her parents and then try to eat her. She later overcomes this fear and decides to help the universe.

                In other m she killed ridley like 4 times but still broke down like when she was 14. That's why people hate it, and they apply it to the manga even though it's a different scene set in a different time that shows how Samus became a badass rather than making badass Samus look weak

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I hated the manga before Other M, I hated the Other M because of so many reason but one of them because it felt like the manga on steroids.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >it felt like the manga on steroids.
                if anything feels like the manga, it's zero mission. You know, the game that has story elements from the manga in it you fricking moron

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Where at, Samus acts like Samus in Zero Mission, meanwhile in Other M she acts like a scared moron like that manga.

                The manga isn't good but it shows Samus becoming strong, so, it's NOTHING like other m.

                Sakamoto was just a moron who tried to ape the manga in a game set far far far far past that time and it didn't work

                >The manga isn't good but it shows Samus becoming strong, so, it's NOTHING like other m.
                Samus was already strong, she didn't need to become strong and by the time she's an adult in that manga, she still acts like a weak tard. She's stoic and for the most part taciturn.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Where at

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Where at

                Old Bird was first canonized in Fusion, redditroons. Sakamoto was the one responsible for Fusion and Zero Mission and he said the manga is not canon.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Old Bird was first canonized in Fusion
                proofs?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                The manga was literally made FOR zero mission at sakamotos request.

                More autistic shitposters have tried before you, you're NOT gonna do whatever it is you think you're gonna do with this bait.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Some troony trying to shit on me already posted it

                >>>[...] at

                .

                The manga was literally made FOR zero mission at sakamotos request.

                More autistic shitposters have tried before you, you're NOT gonna do whatever it is you think you're gonna do with this bait.

                >at sakamotos request
                Where is the interview that states this, I want a site and it can't come from wikitroid.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                that image is from ZM you moron

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                That image came from the Japanese version of Fusion, Nintendo added it to the American version of Zero Mission with the GBA links, shows how much you know.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                that fusion image is also in ZM, it's also only in the JP release of fusion which came out several months after the NA release and incorporated the manga elements into it

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Still acts like a weak moron by the time she is an adult
                Explain this point. I'm not taking the piss, I'm geniunely curious about your perspective.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Samus is a young teenager in the entirety of the manga until the very end where after a time skip it covers zero mission. He thinks teen Samus is adult Samus because he's moronic.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Gets beat down several times, needs help from daddy Gray Voice, needs to screen when killing Ridley, doesn't shut up. Sakamoto already confirmed she's stoic and in both Metroid and Zero Mission she acts like herself.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                She becomes stoic as an adult in the manga.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                She's not stoic in the manga, she's stoic in the games, I don't think you understand the meaning of stoic.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I do. It means she's serious, quiet, contemplating, stoic. She's that as an adult in the manga.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                It means she barely expresses and she's quiet and professional only talking when she needs to.

                that fusion image is also in ZM, it's also only in the JP release of fusion which came out several months after the NA release and incorporated the manga elements into it

                Yeah, I just stated this

                That image came from the Japanese version of Fusion, Nintendo added it to the American version of Zero Mission with the GBA links, shows how much you know.

                .

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                So you agree, she's stoic in the manga AND after liking it so much, Nintendo added manga scenes to fusion for the Japanese release.

                Thank you for agreeing with us, it's so refreshing in a sea of bait.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >So you agree, she's stoic in the manga AND after liking it so much
                Shut up, reddit

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                She had to retreat once against Ridley as an adult. A fight that she did in the base Power Suit. I think the Grey Voice thing is a bit of a Dues Ex Machina, but I wouldn't describe her as whining for him. She does talk a bit, but that's probably a natural consquence of showing her outside of battle. She doesn't really lose her cool in battle until she shits herself during the first Ridley encounter.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                The only time she came in contact with Ridley before Zero Mission is when she was a child and he destroyed her homeworld with his Space Pirates.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                That's not correct. She hears about the space pirates attacking Zebes when she is 14 and goes off to fight them. Then she gets there only to find that Mother Brain is actually aiding them. The Zero Mission Encounter happens years later, after the Space Pirates entrenched themselves in the planet.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Dread Chozo hieroglyphs in Ferenia say otherwise along with Zero Mission's opening.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                That's NOT zero mission you moron. She's not 14 during zero mission, this is BEFORE zero mission

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Zero Mission open states (from Samus herself) that the last time she was on Zebes it was peaceful, the last time Zebes was peaceful was when she was a child being trained by the Chozo as a warrior, after that she left. This is her first time coming back to Zebes after it became a Space Pirate base.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                It WAS peaceful, when she returned the wildlife was blood thirsty and extremely violent, hence her remark

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Her return was on her Zero Mission, you can not fight Sakamoto

                I took issue with the whole damn manga.

                [...]
                >“Well, I was series supervisor when the manga was drawn, so... Well, you could say it's a way to express Samus in manga format, and depict varying stories about Metroid's universe."
                From the god of Metroid himself, Sakamoto.

                This video is in spanish and this is what Sakamoto says translated into english.

                Now please provide proof that Sakamoto and Nintendo said Magazine Z manga is canon because right here, Sakamoto has said otherwise.

                . It's over.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                We were talking about the manga's chornology, specifically because I asked an anon to explain a part of the manga that he took issue with. Unless you are a different anon than who I originally replied to, I don't know why you are bringing up Dread

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I took issue with the whole damn manga.

                >doesnt have proof Nintendo confirmed it noncanon
                Then shut up

                >“Well, I was series supervisor when the manga was drawn, so... Well, you could say it's a way to express Samus in manga format, and depict varying stories about Metroid's universe."
                From the god of Metroid himself, Sakamoto.

                This video is in spanish and this is what Sakamoto says translated into english.

                Now please provide proof that Sakamoto and Nintendo said Magazine Z manga is canon because right here, Sakamoto has said otherwise.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Her return was on her Zero Mission, you can not fight Sakamoto [...]. It's over.

                You fricking moron. Guess what, I DO speak spanish and the timecode you have it on begins with the text reading, "yes, I was in charge of the creation of this manga and I think the world of Metroid and samus' personality were well transmitted".

                You absolute fricking imbecile not only is he saying it's canon, he's taking OWNERSHIP of it's creation

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Sakamoto gave the answer in Japanese and what I posted was his answer. Seems like now you're trying to flip what he said. What he said was translated from Japanese to English so eat shit. You also got that from a Spanish to English translator site.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                He didn't make it all
                [...]
                >“Well, I was series supervisor when the manga was drawn, so... Well, you could say it's a way to express Samus in manga format, and depict varying stories about Metroid's universe."

                In other words, STILL him taking ownership and saying it's canon.

                I literally don't know how anyone can read that and think it's him saying anything else. I mean, he's LITERALLY saying it's canon right there
                >I have proof the creator said the manga isn't canon, in this video he's saying he oversaw it's creation and that it did a good job of capturing metroid, but it's in spanish so this is a translation
                >I know spanish and he confirmed exactly what you said, that he was around for it's creation and liked it
                >No no no that's not correct, that video is bad I don't know who posted it but a better translation is the one where he STILL takes ownership and calls it canon
                What are you even trying to do here?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                lel you posted a video of sakamoto saying the manga is canon and saying he made it

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                He didn't make it all

                I took issue with the whole damn manga.

                [...]
                >“Well, I was series supervisor when the manga was drawn, so... Well, you could say it's a way to express Samus in manga format, and depict varying stories about Metroid's universe."
                From the god of Metroid himself, Sakamoto.

                This video is in spanish and this is what Sakamoto says translated into english.

                Now please provide proof that Sakamoto and Nintendo said Magazine Z manga is canon because right here, Sakamoto has said otherwise.

                >“Well, I was series supervisor when the manga was drawn, so... Well, you could say it's a way to express Samus in manga format, and depict varying stories about Metroid's universe."

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yea, but I asked you to explain why she was still a weak moron as an adult in the manga. You said that she got constantly kicked around as an adult to which I replied that she only lost to Ridley once as an adult and had to retreat, due to still being in her Power Suit. And the thing is, I was actually wrong. She didn't even lose to Ridley, she just got wounded after fighting Kraid.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, Kraid, an enemy she always crushes and pisses on.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                She still defeated him, she was simply wounded after doing so. Also what about the presentation of the Kraid fight in Zero Mission implied it was an effortless victory, besides it being so for a relatively skilled player?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                She still defeated him, she was simply wounded after doing so. Also what about the presentation of the Kraid fight in Zero Mission implied it was an effortless victory, besides it being so for a relatively skilled player?

                Furthermore, when she encounters Ridley, she shits all him. It was an easier fight than Kraid.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Every Metroid game that isn't the first say otherwise. She seems to actually try with Ridley vs shooting Kraid in the mouth like it's just a usual Monday.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I meant it was easier in that due to her upgrades, she struggled less against Ridley than she did with Kraid, due to not having any. Still, it is a fair point that Kraid hasn't really been a hard boss fight for players past the first game.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I meant it was easier in that due to her upgrades, she struggled less against Ridley than she did with Kraid, due to not having any. Still, it is a fair point that Kraid hasn't really been a hard boss fight for players past the first game.

                I had to read through the Ridley fight to make this point, and yeah, she does talk a lot during it. Way too much imo. Like, I get that she might have more to say than usual, given the scenario, but even still. While I think the idea was sound in theory, the whole "successors" plotline of the manga is fairly weak in general.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Pretty much

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                or roll

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Meant for

                Because she prefers to slide!

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                She was 14, not sure why you guys forget that. She's 14 there, when she fights him AGAIN as an adult during zero mission she keeps her cool, having overcome her fears when she was 14

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                That's a poor excuse, the Mawkin training ironed out all those annoying human emotions.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                She didn't have mawkin training, she had mawkin dna. And she doesn't lack human emotions, that has never been samus, she's just REALLY autistic

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Warrior training is Mawkin training, both Thoha and Mawkin tribes were present on Zebes.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I think you are getting me confused with someone else. I was replying to an anon that claims that she acted incompentently as an adult due to constantly getting thrown around. I pointed out that she only really lost a single encounter against Ridley as an adult, and that was pretty much because she hadn't even gotten the Varia Suit yet.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not confused, you are. She's 14 there. She has not ever lost an encounter with ridley as an ADULT until other m

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You're right. I thought her she got the Varia after getting beaten by Ridley again, but it was actually just because she was wounded after fighting Kraid. But that means that she jobs even less as an adult than I thought, so I don't know how that other anon came to the conclusion that she was constantly getting her shit kicked.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Because everyone confuses that part for zero mission, but she's 14 and a weak little baby

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Those instances were seperate in my mind. I just thought that her walking off wounded after the Kraid fight was actually her getting beaten be Ridley again because she fought him without the Varia. Like, I guess I just imagined an entire fight that didn't happen or something.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I think you're having a mental breakdown.

                How is it bad to show how a strong character became strong? So what if she was already strong, we didn't know how she got that way, now we do. And as an adult in the manga she's not weak. She's a big tough badass who is literally game samus. She doesn't speak, does her job and does it without hesitation.

                She's NOT an adult when she leaves the birds, she's an adult at the end when she saved some guy from an assassin and Adam sets her out on her "zero" mission

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                The manga isn't good but it shows Samus becoming strong, so, it's NOTHING like other m.

                Sakamoto was just a moron who tried to ape the manga in a game set far far far far past that time and it didn't work

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >THEY'RE NOT CANON
                >here's an image of metroid manga characters in dread
                >DUUUUUUR SUPER METROID COMIC
                frick off moron, you write mini essays about metroid's lore when you don't know anything about it

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                It ain't canon, you're trying to put that contradicting piece of shit above the source material, the games.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                It literally contradicts NOTHING and I bet that when you finally tell us what about it you hate, it'll be something that's got nothing to do with the manga

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                The manga is canon. I don't understand you people and how you somehow don't see one form of media as valid.

                Like with dragon ball and people legitimately thinking the manga is non canon because it's not animated. In no world is that true except in the mind of an imbecile who for some reason simply refuses to accept that ink on paper matters in any capacity. It's like thinking there's no way that a dog could have feelings because you consider it to be such a low life form that it barely counts as living. You have to be extra stupid and extra up your own ass to be like this
                >But the logo is different!!1!!1!2!2!112!
                So fricking what? No shit it's not 1 to 1, who gives a shit that it doesn't LOOK the same, that doesn't affect the story at all.

                And if you're one of those morons who think it makes samus look bad like other m, you're worse than the brain dead imbeciles who disregard important things they don't consider them important

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                old bird and grey voice in the background

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                It was stuff shown in Jap Zero Mission strategy guides.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                yeah not in game, different tribes were established with prime 1 in terms of the games

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Good job not understanding the conversation.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I don't think you understood it, like I told him, shut up.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                stop replying to trolls

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                have a nice day, you troll, you don't understand jackshit about the lore and keep making shit up out of your ass, when did Fusion fricking say she was no longer weak against cold, fricking when?! TELL ME, NOW! If you don't know shit about Metroid lore, do me and every else here a favor and just shut the frick up.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I can explain it, sakamoto can't tell a straight story to save his life and each new game introduces large plot inconsistencies

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              There you go. Series needed to continue despite Super finishing the story.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              And this is why we keep it simple. If it's not in the game, it's not canon. Look up a little something called "death of the author"

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                but it is in the game, fusion's ending implies samus's genes are fixed, you don't need the post release interview with sakamoto to tell you that. It's another retcon with dread

                >death of the author
                I don't think you know what that means

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              This is exactly why I want future Metroids to have way less story.

              I'm not Acgay, I love Metroid's story, but it's clear that Sakamoto's storytelling has gotten worse. The picking and choosing of what to take from outside material and not, past interviews that are now influx of how canon it is, Prime's existence has made the lore sketchy, and of course Other M is canon which is all sorts of weird, and ton of Dread's lore is weird and retroactive.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Dread's lore fricks up Zebes lore so badly that I'm still trying to figure out the hieroglyphs in Dread but Chozodia in Zero Mission didn't help things.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I wonder what Raven Beak's role in Samus' childhood was. Like I know that they won't explain it further, matter of fact I like that the only part the explained was that she has his DNA, but part of me wonders if he was involved in her life past that.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I'm so confused on how Zebes and ZDR relate.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Raven Beak heard the Thoha were dumping their genes in a war refugee and barged in on them, demanding he add his bird juice to the mix. And that’s about it, he fricked off without explanation.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                But Mawkin were also present on Zebes, given the different Chozo statues and Chozodia which also depict Chozo with wings like Raven Beak. The Thoha served the Mawkin.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                The Mawkin and Thoha seemed to be on good terms, at least to begin with. I don’t think one ever served the other, at least not in terms of being submissive. The Chozo memories in SR showed the Thoha working together with the Mawkin and greeting Raven Beak warmly, his betrayal pretty obviously wasn’t expected. I got the impression RB was essentially working alone and the other Mawkin went along with it because of their rigid military doctrine, dissenters got fed to sea monsters after all.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I think you may be right.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Forgot to mention, I think the Metroids were just violent towards Raven Beak because he was evil. Samus's Metroid powers don't react to other Mawkin.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I thought the Thoha programmed the metroids to be hostile against the Mawkin after their betrayal

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Seem kind of hard to do when the Metroids had already evolved and turned on their creators as seen in Samus Returns and Dread.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Let's see here...
          >he's also the one that said Samus reconstituted her DNA
          Yes, and? Still means nothing. Dread ignored it. Samus still has an extreme weakness to cold. How exactly is that "Samus in perfect condition"? Even physical amnesia wouldn't change that.
          Also nice google translate link. So how exactly is this "proof" that Samus was never a troony? It's not, really. In fact according to you it's proof that she is troony. Word of god and all that.
          Keep it simple, stupid. Not in-game, not canon.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Dread didn't ignore shit. Seems like a joke to tell Snoys to frick off.
            >Because she absorbed the core of SA-X (Samus of complete condition), her constitution fundamentally returned to its original state. Unlike the Power Suit, physical damage could not be recovered, but the constitution was able to return to its original form.
            Stop making this shit complicated, I also fricked up and used Edge in the first link.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that Samus and Indominus rex share the same backstory and are both genetic monstrosities.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You just reminded me of the time Samus was in Monster Hunter... for some reason.

      How long until she gets the role of samus?

      When she stops being a crypto grifter.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Give it back, Capc**t!

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          never ever with rise on pc.
          Nintendo will not let their ips on other systems. Same shit with fortnite.

          Did you guys actually like Dread? It just wasn't very fun

          this gay tongues Black person anus.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        that image just hit me with a huge wave of nostalgia

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How long until she gets the role of samus?

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Nice thread

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I miss Metalforever's old art style. His new stuff's technically better but it's very sterile and, dare I say it, downright soulless.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I like the Metroid Bread meme. It's wholesome.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Do you guys think Samus ever actually eats bread. Was that in her bird alien parents' menu?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Absolutely. Samus baking fresh bread as a hobby is on the same level as her playing the double bass. Strictly speaking, it's not canon, but we all pretend it is.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >On April 19th, I made bread

        Absolutely. Samus baking fresh bread as a hobby is on the same level as her playing the double bass. Strictly speaking, it's not canon, but we all pretend it is.

        >you're in the park tossing bread to the pigeons
        >Samus, Old Bird, Grey Voice, and Raven Beak flap down from the sky and start munching on the bread, too

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw Samus is totally that gal who runs to school with a piece of toast in her mouth

      Do you guys think Samus ever actually eats bread. Was that in her bird alien parents' menu?

      >On April 19th, I made bread

      Absolutely. Samus baking fresh bread as a hobby is on the same level as her playing the double bass. Strictly speaking, it's not canon, but we all pretend it is.

      Where does all that bread go?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        based axel-rosered poster

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          There's nothing based about Axel Rosered.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          no problem

          There's nothing based about Axel Rosered.

          shut up

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw Samus is totally that gal who runs to school with a piece of toast in her mouth

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >On April 19th, I made bread

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If you could choose between a Prime Trilogy HD Collection or a Collection with all the pre-Dread 2D Metroids, what would you choose Ganker?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Por que no los dos?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Collection with all the pre-Dread 2D Metroids

      No contest, this

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      GBA games getting added to Nintendo Online is more likely than Gamecube games so I'd go with the trilogy
      Not that I'd ever pay for that shitty service obv

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I want the 2D games.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      unless they do something to the 2d metroids to make this new collection worthwhile I'd take prime trilogy any day of the week
      samus returns on switch would be nice

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You will live long enough to see Samus turned into a black trans woman

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      nah, but they will eventually gut her breasts, and redditors will cheer

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Her breast size has changed in every single game she's been in

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          yeah but in each iteration they are notable, what I'm saying that the day will come where she is largely flat entirely. I think that's a way more realistic prediction then Nintendo ever letting her be a troony or whatever

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Nah yeah, this is a dumb take

            You will live long enough to see Samus turned into a black trans woman

            Nintendo is too autistic about protecting the image of their characters to let them ever stray away too far from their origins. This is never happening, if there's a company I'm sure about it, that's Nintendo

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            breasts, Schmitz. What I'm worried about is them ruining her pauldrons. Honestly I don't see them messing with her boobs too much more. They're probably not going to give her the Smash 4 hangers, but making them much smaller would probably make her look too androgynous for Nintendo. Unless they made her more petite, but I'd doubt that. Even if the 6'3 thing isn't canon, she's fairly imposing in the armor, and making her smaller would ruin that effect. Small breasts are based if the nips stick out though. They're more sensitive, so giving girls with small breasts a titty twister makes them go wild.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Who cares how they make her look in Prime, it's not like they'll be her canon look.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                *that'll

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                *that'll

                Prime 4, if it's real and exists, will absolutely be the best selling Metroid game of the franchise. Saying that won't have any impact is naive.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                IDK if it'll be the best, but it'll be close to 3 million thus give dread a good run at least.
                prime4 will be next year either way so chill.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Prime has more AAA feel which appeals to casuals, it has more widespread appeal so I will be shocked if it doesn't outsell Dread.

                >troony post
                >best selling
                It will sell well, but best selling is jumping the gun.

                I don't see how it's jumping the gun. Prime 1 became the best selling despite releasing on GAMECUBE and it took the metric frickton that is the Switch and it's install base to finally dethrone that, but Dread is a 2D game which only has so much appeal in the modern AAA era.

                Grand return of Prime which has been built up for years and people demanded even when Retro was making DKC, let's assume gorgeous 3D visuals again, on the Switch, after the release Dread? If no controversies for whatever reason then frankly I would consider Prime 4 a failure if it doesn't outsell Dread by at least a million. There's no reason not too, Prime always had more widespread appeal then 2D Metroid (I don't agree but it is what it is, there's reason why normalgays didn't understand why Dread was called "Metroid 5" and thought they were skipping over "4")

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                That was Prime 1, even Prime game after never came close and Prime 1 got surpassed by a 2D Metroid game.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                *every

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Prime 2 sales make sense, usually sequels on the same hardware have diminishing returns in sales. (Super Mario Land / Wario Land is a good example of this). You also see this with Zero Mission which sales tanked. Though some Switch titles are breaking this trend by selling MORE despite being sequels.

                Prime 3 is the better example, which was still outsold by Fusion, but that's due the Wii having a weird market where the casual of casual games sold crazy yet other more hardcore titles were not as great as you'd think considering the install base.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Halo 2 outsold the original Halo on the same console, Zero Mission was a remake, so was Samus Returns, neither were expected to sell Fusion's numbers, Prime 2, Hunters, and Prime 3 should have sold more, if Dread would have released for the DS all those years ago it would have completely outsold Prime Hunters.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >troony post
                >best selling
                It will sell well, but best selling is jumping the gun.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You know that Metroid Prime is the number 1 best selling and number 1 highest rated (by users, not journoisraelites) Metroid game of all time, right?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      nah, but they will eventually gut her breasts, and redditors will cheer

      You trannies irritate the shit out of me, doesn't matter what she looks like in a Prime game, her canon appearance will always be the 2D games. She has big breasts and that's how they're always going to be, Prime 4 be damned.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The issue is that Samus' design still changes slightly in every game even though she got standardized since Zero Mission, Metroid is much more of a western selling franchise and in the west there is a very pervasive, cringeworthy feminist rhetoric surrounding Samus as a character and how many people perceive her in that headcanon, and there's no doubt any western dev that takes part in developing a game surrounding her may have a few of these preconceived notions. We already saw Smash Ultimate course correcting too hard because Smash 4 bimbo her up a tad bit, so there's already precedent and that was a fully Japanese game from a director who know doubt doesn't seem to mind lewd.

        Metroid threads always have speculation like this so I apologize if this is derailing, but I do think this is way more realistic then Nintendo ever embracing the troony narrative or race swapping her.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Smash and Prime have no say in the 2D games, the 2D games are law, that's final.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, Samus will be gender-flipped.

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Meh

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    you groove you lose

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I see your Tallon Overworld 2 and raise you

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    if you get the space jump boots early, jump on the spike to get the magmoor grappling challenge early, and jump on a few tree branches in phendrana depths you cut most of the backtracking out of prime making it a similar experience to SM

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Scan-dashing to get the Space Jump Boots early feels like such a power trip. Though it has drawbacks. Learned the hard way that jumping over the barrier to the Morph Ball causes the miniboss music to keep playing forever.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        yeah, its nice at keeping chozo from being so boss heavy but getting a good enough jump to bypass the boss music is hard unless you can jump up the half pipe, that not necessarily easier

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Early Plasma was the real power trip. I love how Thardus is immune to the Ice Beam, but super weak to Plasma. Works great on Sheegoths too.

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why is Samus weak against neck grabs?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Windpipes are vital for Power Suit users.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Very little armor on the neck duh.
      It only has that black connective material which most likely only good for some insulation plus sealing the suit so nothing gets in/out and lets it be survivable in space.

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why the Dread Suit so good?

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Accept your helplessness.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        AAA

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Did you guys actually like Dread? It just wasn't very fun

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >more Thoha/Mawkin settlements in the galaxy
    >Space Pirates are gone but their species most likely still exist, what if they return under a new banner with new leaders?
    >Did some X escape ZDR
    >will we get another Chozo AI as powerful as Mother Brain?
    >Who and what is the Exelion Star Corporation?
    >was the process of Samus becoming a Metroid halted or did she gain some control over it similar to her connection to the Metroid Hatchling?
    >how are Samus and Adam even going to properly report the Dread incident to the Federation?
    >will Samus's fully repaired suit look like it did in the past or will it be the Dread suit but without the exposed organic components?
    So what's next for Samus in Dread's sequel?

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >played and finished Dread on Normal and Hard a couple of times shortly after release
    >want to replay again
    >download updates
    >suddenly there's Beginner and Dread mode
    Jesus Christ what did I miss and why is there an even easier mode?

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How does she raise her arms?

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Height: 6'3
    Yes, please

  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Height: 6,3 m
    >Weight: 198 kg
    IMAGINE

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      people joke about hip injuries for every girl beyond total stick territory but i think it would start to become a real risk here

  44. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Whoah mama

  45. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >japanese text
    >amerimutt units
    I hate this artist so much.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >amerimutt
      Cope Euro

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Literally every country that isn't the US uses the metric system you shallow mutt processed mongol Black person israelite homosexual skimmed troony.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Keep getting fricked by Muslims.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            But I'm not Russian.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              You're a Euro

  46. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I personally wouldn't have sex with Samus. All that alien DNA is scary.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >not wanting to add your DNA to the mix

      Step it up, anon.

  47. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why does movement in dread feel so fricking good for a 3D game?

  48. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >198lbs
    Fatty.

  49. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why is her suit so fricking hot?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Eh? That’s not the Phazon Suit

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        tough women = monkey brain like

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Not her. The suit.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            tough woman = hot
            tough woman in suit that makes her tougher = MORE hot

  50. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  51. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    WHERE IS IT??!

    isn't it supposed to launch this year

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Oh, you want to play old games on the new console, and would happily pay for them? WELL FRICK YOU. We're Nintendo, b***h. We will make legally purchasing our games a giant hassle/impossibe, and then sue you into oblivion when you pirate them. And you'll like it, like the little b***h you are. Now kneel down and suck this motherfrickering dick.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >you want to play old games on the new console, and would happily pay for them? WELL FRICK YOU.
        Why yes, nobody else do this.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Goddamn I miss the Virtual Console.

  52. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Friendly reminder that they WILL reveal that Sylux is Samus' long lost brother Solomon Aran in Metroid Prime 4. Family drama kino is back on the menu, boys.

  53. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Even though Japan doesn't care too much about Metroid, all of their commercials are so fricking kino.

  54. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Don't die

  55. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw 6'5 and absolutely MOG Samus

  56. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    When are they going to canonize double bass?

  57. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  58. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >no metroid roguelite a la noita

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This would actually be pretty cool. Make it like Rogue Legacy; if you die the run's over, but you can gather resources/some form up upgrades (hp? armor?) that makes your next run easier.

      I actually really like the color scheme here, too bad it's associated with troony GARBAGE

      Also Samus is properly buff and confident like a badass bounty hunter should be. If the color scheme triggers people they'll just have desaturate the image.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Just play Super Metroid Arcade

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Play it. It's pretty cool.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's alright. Got it for $2. Word of warning to people interested: You have to finish it like three times to get the actual end. Felt pretty deflated when I finally won only to learn that.

  59. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    ALL THESE VOICES INSIDE OF MY HEAD

    BITING MY SIDES 'TIL THEY'RE CURTAINED WITH RED

    FRUSTRATION IS GETTIN' BIGGER

    BANG BANG BANG, PULL MY METROID TRIGGER

  60. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I want more Raven Beak bros...

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's crazy how strong an antagonist RB is. He's this absolutely perfect foil to Samus in so many ways. She's wienery yet professional, he's powerful yet arrogant. Fricking classic.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Me too anon. I hope we at least get him in the next Smash game, he's the perfect character to become playable

  61. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >what if Metroid was a boy

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's just a dyke with a penis.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I’d be okay with it if he looked like that.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      would be ruined
      literally just
      >draw woman
      >say it's a man

  62. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Metroid Dread being the amazing game it is gives me hope

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Same. Also, I adore Samus in casual wear.

  63. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why are Samus/Metroidgays always so cringey?

  64. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >mercenary
    >mechanical engineer
    >xenobiologist
    >archaeologist
    >astrophysicist
    >amateur baker

  65. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  66. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  67. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If she is 6'3" and 200 lbs, the Smash games really don't do Zero Suit Samus justice. She should look like an amazoness.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Smash has never done Samus justice, she's just porn fanservice in Smash.

  68. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >American reverse psychology to make the US more likeable

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      But Astolfo isn't trans.

  69. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      We'll be remodeling your shithole

  70. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Okay but what does her human form look like when her suit turns into a ball

  71. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Y'know, she shouldn't even be able to raise her arms like this.
    Think about it. She raises her arm, where the frick does that giant shoulder mounted ball go? Right into the helmet. So now she has to bend her neck to the side to accommodate her arm but wait! The other giant should mounted ball is in the way! Can't raise her arm anymore.

  72. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    what if metroid got fat haha

  73. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  74. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    When will we get a 3rd person shooter Metroid with this movement? What's taking so long for Nintendo to do this?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Put Tanabe on it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      not anytime soon, the bitter taste of other M is still in people's mouths

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This is literally just Other M

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        No, it's not literally Other M. The camera in Other M is very different from this one...

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      metroid blast from Nintendoland

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      All 3rd person shooters suck. It would have to have a lock-on.

  75. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    me waiting for prime 4

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      same

  76. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I thought it was power suit vs fully powered suit

  77. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >people still think she's an amazon because of the fanfiction nintendo power
    lmao

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I put her Dread models in Blender, she's an amazon alright, she's just an inch shorter than the Power Suit.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I dunno, looks a bit shorter than an inch, and even less when you consider she's wearing heels.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I looked at it from a side view, Zero Suit Samus is about an inch or two shorter. Not too much of a difference like in that image you just posted, at least she's not painfully short like in Other M and they had the audacity to try to make her match up with her suit in her death animation in Other M.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >I looked at it from this convenient angle
            Okay 'tard.
            Here's another one if you really want to start coping because your gay fetish isn't actually real. Canonically this puts her around 5'9-5'10 at best.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              penis

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, that might as well be what amazon gays like

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >not even insulting the guy just stated that she's tall out of the suit now and about an inch or two shorter than the suit
              >goes full troony schizo mode
              Look man, I know you're a manlet but stop acting like a b***h, you make us men look bad.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >now backtracking and saying "or two"
                lmao
                That is not 2 inches no mater how you slice it, that's easily 3, unless you think the length of Samus's nose in proportion to that gap is like 1-1.5 inches inch long
                >I know you're a manlet
                Ah, so you're one of these homosexuals who likes to RP like he's a 7 foot gigachad and that he would totally dominate an amazon instead of being one of the emasculated shitposter poster homosexuals for the fetish.
                Yawn

                The lack of texturing here really makes it look as if the Power Suit has heels.

                It does, but that doesn't really change anything since the suit itself is 6'3. Her previous suits in other games still have a bit of heel anyway.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              The lack of texturing here really makes it look as if the Power Suit has heels.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Samus got big hands.

  78. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I still didn't beat the final boss on dread difficulty.
    Other than that I've 100% it.
    Really loved the game and I feel like it was worth the price, waiting on news for Prime4.
    >inb4 never ever
    Let me hope.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >inb4 never ever
      I don't get why people say this. Nintendo themselves regularly remind us that it's coming and it's always listed in their sales reports as an upcoming game. That and why the frick would Retro still post job openings if they weren#t working on anything.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's not a never ever yet, it's just that it's taking too fricking long
        At this point I'd rather they wait until the switch gets updated hardware or they just release a new console in a 2-3 years with better hardware
        I'm not a graphics obsessed moron but it'd be nice if it looked a little nicer on top of actually consistently running at 60fps with no dips

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >it's taking too fricking long
          Development restarted 3 years ago. If they actually release it next year it's going to be rushed to hell. (Which is exactly what's going to happen, of course.)
          You're right about the graphics. There's no way they can make it look great and have it run at 60fps at this point. The Prime games have always been known for their stellar visuals, which is why I'm worried they will turn the graphics up to 11 and go for a smooth and silky cinematic frame rate this time.

  79. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    is there anyway possible to make Samus's armor anatomically correct while also making it still look cool?

  80. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'd kill for a spinoff game about the Mawkin

  81. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Samus is NOT 6'3, now shut the frick up and drink your juice

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      t. manlytears

  82. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The twist was pretty good and I like how as much as you hate adam during the game, it turned out it wasn't him the whole time

  83. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >want to get better times for better end screens but that involves learning the game to the point where it's not exploration anymore but routing and following the same path every time

  84. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Wait, so why did the manga even come up? Aren't you nerds talking about the different Chozo tribes? That isn't even referenced in the manga anyways.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Some schizo moron brought it up after I shitted on him with Zero Mission images depicting early Thoha and Mawkin tribes. Why do people dick suck that manga so hard, it's not even good?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Why do people dick suck that manga so hard, it's not even good?
        We don't, we just accept it, which for some reason YOU take offense to. You don't have to like it, and liking it or not has nothing to do with canon.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >We don't
          You do
          >we just accept it
          Who's this we? You're defensive about it like a transgender when asked about their gender.
          >canon
          If it can't fit with the games, then it doesn't belong, it doesn't fit with the games before it, it doesn't fit with the games that came during it, and it doesn't fit with the cames that came after which still have lore that dates as far back as Metroid 1986. There's an odd one out here and that odd one out is the Magazine Z manga.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >If it can't fit with the games, then it doesn't belong, it doesn't fit with the games before it, it doesn't fit with the games that came during it, and it doesn't fit with the cames that came after which still have lore that dates as far back as Metroid 1986. There's an odd one out here and that odd one out is the Magazine Z manga.
            by your logic, ZM, fusion, dread, and other M are not canon so the point is moot

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Those games including the pile of shit that was Other M and even the Primes all hold lore from Metroid 1986 that wasn't retcon yet you telling me the Magazine Z manga couldn't stick with a storyline that's been there since 1986?

              You're still not explaining why you think it's not canon other than it being paper and that fact makes you mad.

              Explain yourself or frick off

              >think
              I don't need to, the video I posted already explains everything without a mountain a green text

              >ZM has literal shots of blah blah blah
              Shut up, Sakamoto even called it non-canon. I don't even understand why someone needs to make a video of this shit for morons like you but here it is.

              You never take supplementary material seriously, you mangatards also seem to like to ignore that a lot of this shit was already established by not only past games before that shitty manga but also non-canon American comic books.

              .

              Why did you leave out Other M?

              Who doesn't consider Other M a canon "event"?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Other M contradicts every single other metroid game, I wish I had the image saved explaining it

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Thus why Other M's a canon "event"

                No one is watching the video. Explain yourself or frick off

                Because it breaks your narrative, you trannies hate hearing the truth.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Other M contradicts every single other metroid game, I wish I had the image saved explaining it

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                thanks m80

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                No one is watching the video. Explain yourself or frick off

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            You're still not explaining why you think it's not canon other than it being paper and that fact makes you mad.

            Explain yourself or frick off

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        If I had to guess, it's because the Manga goes over Samus' origins, which aren't really explained in detail outside of Other M, while depicting her in a more favorable light than Other M. It is a guess though, since I haven't actually played Other M myself.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          So does the Super Metroid comic, all anyone needs to know is that she was orphaned on K2L, raised by the Chozo, enhanced by them, trained by them, and then joined the Federation Army before leaving and becoming a bounty hunter. It doesn't need a detailed explanation.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Sure her origins don't need it any further explaination to set up the games. But that doesn't mean they can't be explored (even though there was probably little demand to do so). And most people who read manga seem to find it enjoyable at least.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Barely anyone but weirdos read the manga, 90% of the fanbase didn't read some obscured Japanese exclusive manga and I doubt even the Japs barely cared to read it.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                It doesn't matter if you don't like it or if no one ever read it, it's still canon and part of the process, a story they will not ever get rid of, just add to, like with dread where they added to the MANGA story

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Who says it's canon, give me an interview from both Japanese Nintendo and Sakamoto where they state that it's canon?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        no one sucks the manga's dick, the reality is that it's canon, same thing with other M

  85. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Wouldn't it be more comfortable and useful to have some kind of full-body undersuit while wearing power armor like that?

  86. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    605639223
    Okay, you're shitposting too obviously to even get angry at the bait

  87. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    605639790
    Boo hoo, shitposter. You haven't even explained why it makes you so asspained

  88. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    605640269
    So you refuse. Okay, you're shitposting and now it's clear for everyone to see. I hope they stop feeding you, troll.

  89. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You guys are fricking goobers.

  90. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    605640959

    Can everyone stop replying to this dipshit? You know damn well he's baiting.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Can you stop double spacing and go back?

  91. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Where at

  92. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >>>

    [...]

    at

  93. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You know you guys can just stop replying to him, right?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Everyone is refusing to stop

  94. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    what metroid game has the most /ss/

  95. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Trolling outside of /b/

  96. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm still waiting on that Japanese Nintendo and Sakamoto interview confirming the manga is canon.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Still waiting for the one where they don't, and further, the explanation why despite them confirming it's not canon they still follow it and stick to it's plot.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        So the only thing you reddittroons have for its canoncy is that it's canon because "I" say so? That's all that needs to be said then, the manga is officially not canon to the games and is a different universe of Metroid.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >doesnt have proof Nintendo confirmed it noncanon
          Then shut up

  97. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I want a Samus droid with a built in heater so I can cuddle her for warmth outside in the winter.

  98. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >ITT: shitposters and regular users alike keep mistaking an event in samus' youth as zero mission and/or other m

  99. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Audio version of that Sakamoto interview.
    >“あの、この漫画を描くときに僕は監修していますのでこの、まあ、ある意味漫画という表現のサムスであり、メトロイドの世界のいろんな話が描かている”
    Which translate to
    >"Oh, I supervised when they drew this manga, so this is Samus, in a sense, the expression manga, and various stories of the world of Metroid are drawn."
    Sounds like the manga is just a canon "event" basically it sits on the same line as the Prime series where it's its own universe that the 2D games can sometimes reference or retcon and ignore

    This should end the argument now all of you shut the hell up, you ruined the thread with this homosexualry.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      We knew this from the start but the shitposters refuse to accept it, even posting accurate translations as proof somehow of the opposite of what the translations are saying.

      And frick you.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Frick you for ruining the thread, you canongays need the bullet.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Stop caring about what the story is about you're supposed to just like Metroid because of amazonian women's which Samus is not but I still think she is because of Nintendo power
          Drink piss

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            You're already doing that, even Sakamoto just tells you to shut up and enjoy others expressions of Metroid. Just remember the 2D games events supersede everything in the series.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              No even sakamoto is telling YOU that the manga is canon and that he was in charge of it. Get it through your thick skull.

              And I noticed you didn't deny being an amazongay, you're all like this.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Sounds like you're hurt, keep crying schizo, 2D games are the highest form of canon in this series and what they say goes so if there is a contradiction it will either be ignored, corrected, or retconned. Only 2D games can contradict 2D games.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      can't believe it took you this long to understand that the manga is canon, now frick off

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >"event"
        2D games supersede all

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Don’t know why there’s such an argument about it. I know NoA doesn’t hold as much weight as NoJ, but I remember an interview with one of the senior localizers calling the manga Samus’ official backstory or something like that.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          That was a NOA guy, Nate who wrote Prime 1 but Nintendo rewrote all of his stuff because they contradicted the 2D games so I wouldn't take anything he says to heart.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >the manga is canon
      >b-but the prime games aren’t
      >w-w-wait I mean that the manga is r canon either they’re all split timeli-
      Shut the frick up you canonlet homosexuals, the only game that contradicts the LINEAR timeline is other m

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        2D games are the most canon, everything else is under them, that includes Other M.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >SR brings Prime into the main series canon
          >schizos lose their minds
          You lost.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            That means the events are canon, they may not have happened the way the 2D games would have described them but they happened one way or another.

            what can ya do anon, other m mindbroke us metroidgays bad and some of us never recovered. this split timeline stuff is just sad cope.

            There is no split timeline, there is only prime canon (2D) and canon events (everything else, despite Other M having Sakamoto as Producer and Director, Samus Returns and Dread makes it a canon event thankfully).

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              what can ya do anon, other m mindbroke us metroidgays bad and some of us never recovered. this split timeline stuff is just sad cope.

              >the manga is canon
              >b-but the prime games aren’t
              >w-w-wait I mean that the manga is r canon either they’re all split timeli-
              Shut the frick up you canonlet homosexuals, the only game that contradicts the LINEAR timeline is other m

              Everything is canon and that's all there is to it. The manga is canon, the Prime games are canon and even Other M is sadly canon. Every other take is just copium from people who want to build their own fanfiction with only their favorite parts

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Anything that isn't a 2D game is a canon event. What this means is that the event happened but not the way the Prime games, manga, or Other M described or showed those events. If there is a contradiction with the 2D games, those contradictions will be fixed. The latest 2D game is the most canon over the other 2D games in this case, Dread is the most canon Metroid game out right now and it can only be superseded by Metroid 6.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                [...]
                [...]
                Everything is canon and that's all there is to it. The manga is canon, the Prime games are canon and even Other M is sadly canon. Every other take is just copium from people who want to build their own fanfiction with only their favorite parts

                That means the events are canon, they may not have happened the way the 2D games would have described them but they happened one way or another.

                [...]
                There is no split timeline, there is only prime canon (2D) and canon events (everything else, despite Other M having Sakamoto as Producer and Director, Samus Returns and Dread makes it a canon event thankfully).

                what can ya do anon, other m mindbroke us metroidgays bad and some of us never recovered. this split timeline stuff is just sad cope.

                >the manga is canon
                >b-but the prime games aren’t
                >w-w-wait I mean that the manga is r canon either they’re all split timeli-
                Shut the frick up you canonlet homosexuals, the only game that contradicts the LINEAR timeline is other m

                If Metroid had less story, we wouldn't need to debate over something being canon, because it wouldn't even be an issue. This is what happens when you try and suck up to Hollywood.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                If Nintendo/Sakamoto weren't so hard press on it, then this debate wouldn't exist. Nintendo redid all of Prime's lore and even manuals because the writer fricked up and made multiple contradictions to the 2D games. They even corrected the timelines of the Prime games when the Prime Trilogy artbook screwed up the years. Nintendo also replaced the Federation insignia and changed the Prime Federation to the main series one with the Galactic Police and Galactic Army.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >This is what happens when you try and suck up to Hollywood.
                Dumbest take anon, the first Metroid wouldn't even exist if not for Alien, the movie it's an homage to. It's not about sucking up to Hollywood, it's about cool settings being enhanced by a cool context surrounding them

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Other M
                >cool

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You are so mindbroken that you took Other M from a post that doesn't even mention it. At what point exactly was it said that Other M did it right?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Other M wouldn't have existed if not for the stupid story they tried pushing. I'd gladly sacrifice the whole series if it meant that game stopped existing.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                all the stories Metroid had were in the manual. The only games that really tried to push a story were:
                Prime 3 (which was alright)
                Fusion (which was okay)
                Other M (hated by the fanbase in every aspect)
                Dread

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Prime 3 and Fusion were okay
                Come on anon, are you seriously defending gigantic hallways with no exploration or freedom/ Did Metroid REALLY need segments where you're locked in a room and told to listen to some computer babble on for hours? We did not need elevator monologues either.

                >Dread
                The stupid cutscenes objectively made Dread worse, like the pic you showed off. "DUDE SAMUS IS SUCH A HECKIN BADASS!!1!!!"

                I don't really care. It's another boring marvel movie cutscene. Just let me get back to the game.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >objectively
                Opinion officially irrelevant and dismissed

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                the guy you replied to thinks all cutscenes are bad and tries to pass off his trolling as objective fact

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >the guy you replied to thinks all cutscenes are bad
                And this is wrong... how?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                you can't tell a story through 100% gameplay.

                Hell, the Souls Series have cutscenes

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >you can't tell a story through 100% gameplay
                Gradius: I'm about to do what's called a pro-gamer move.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I agree about the cutscenes. A metroid game needs to be a lot more subtle and atmospheric. Metroid Prime understood that despite being a fully 3D game.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Me likey Samus being a badass.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >three point landing
                Worst example of a cutscene you could have posted.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Speaking of mindbroken Metroidgays here’s one now.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        what can ya do anon, other m mindbroke us metroidgays bad and some of us never recovered. this split timeline stuff is just sad cope.

  100. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Good, now let's get back to more Raven posting

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      And how big is Raven Beak? He's easily twice Samus' size

  101. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Metroid is such a weird series for me. I played it as a kid but then at some point "grew out of it" and then stopped caring if Metroid ever got another entry or not because imo the formula had been exhausted, and I thought the constant whining of the fanbase was annoying as hell. Metroid was just never one of those series I carried an autistic obsession for into adulthood unlike some other series.

    But then Dread came out and I beat it twice along with finally finishing AM2R like 5 times, with two of those runs being 100% Fusion difficulty. And that's the blogpost I guess. Dread and AM2R are peak 2D Metroid I'm sure you guys agree.

  102. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    THE BABY!!

  103. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    y cant metroid crawl?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Because she prefers to slide!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        This is still some of the most aesthetically pleasing official art I've ever seen. I regret not preordering the deluxe edition back then, I could stare at the Dread art for hours.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Here

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Mommy breasts with a nice ass

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Imagine being a smoking hot well built virgin woman who is dangerously autistic and obsessed with a dead man who's now a computer

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I can imagine since the opposite sex has the same issues.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                If samus was left alone she would probably be a serial killer by now instead of the galaxy's savior

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Ditto for the Chief

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I want to be crushed by those thighs

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Dang, I didn’t know Samus was part giraffe.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Because her arm cannon is too bulky with nothing to grip/pull her weight forward.

  104. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i've beaten metroid prime 2 recently, i enjoyed it (especially the bosses), although some enemies were pretty annoying and i often skipped combat when i could
    prime 2 is better than 1 because it has a more interconnected world, 1 was awful in that regard
    how does prime 3 compare to 2 and 1?

  105. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    honestly the Emmi were the worst part of Dread. I really enjoyed the game, but the Emmi missed everything that was good about the sa-x with their specific gated areas and relying on instant kills instead of just overwhelming force. I know that the sa-x has "limited" ai but it could easily be built upon.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The EMMI sections are great. On a first playthrough they are tense and force you to learn to learn their areas to avoid being caught. And on replays they are great to speedrun and just blast through them as efficiently as possible.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >tense
        knowing you are safe outside of specifically walled off emmi areas weakens the tension significantly. with SA-X sure you know on later playthroughs that it's going to happen in certain spots but the first time through it doesn't bother warning you that it's going to be rape time.

  106. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Gotta say, I’m having a hard time following why people are arguing so much here. I’ll simply say that I consider the 2D games, the Prime series, Other M, and the manga all canon unless explicitly said otherwise.

  107. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The story in Metroid games has always been pants-on-head moronic, no matter which games you consider canon. I wish people would actually talk about the fricking games.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Lorehomosexualry is the worst thing to happen to games, Halo is a great example of this when it comes to the fanbase. I just want a game series again.

  108. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Want to play Metroid Dread
    >Have to pay for a 500 dollar console for it
    >I don't want to play any other games on that system besides Metroid Prime for
    >Which, at this rate is going to be on the Nintendo Same

    Feels bad man

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >500 dollar
      Which turd world country are you from lad
      Also just emulate Dread

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
  109. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You get diagnosed with stage 4 autism, you're not legally allowed in public spaces without a handler, so you spend most of your outside time at the mental hospital.

    You meet Samus there, and she seems interested in you, purely because your name is Adam, how do you seal the deal?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Show her my model ship collection

  110. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    ACtroon is here, abandon ship

  111. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  112. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

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