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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    My newfound desire to see bird daddies dick their human daughters

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is this worth 60 bucks? Played the demo and the controls feel really smooth but idk if I want to pay full price for it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's a $30 game, 40 at best.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's worth $93.99, actually.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Wait for a sale.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Nintendo
        >Sale
        lol

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          They do, infact, do sales, but only on the e-Shop and not physically.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it's far more polished and has much higher production value than 100% of other indieshit metroidvanias, that's where the price tag comes from. it's worth it for such a stellar experience but i am a biased metroidgay

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Fans felt really deprived

      You can probably find it for $40

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I haven’t had this much fun moving around a character in a metroidvania since Super. That keeps me coming back to it a lot. Shits just smooth and fast as frick

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >fantastic movement and controls Samus has literally never felt better
    >great boss fights and enemy design
    >stellar portrayal of Samus’s character, showing that she can be ‘bad ass’ but also a down to earth and gentle individual when confronted with allies
    >tons of sequence breaks and power ups offer more utility than ever

    My only real complaints with the game is the rather forgettable soundtrack and the long loading times between areas. Still a top 3 Metroid game in my opinion.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      All metroid games have forgettable soundtracks. The Super is only exception.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        original metroid's was pretty good and so were the prime games

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >butter smooth controls
    >fun new power ups
    >clever puzzles
    >excellent boss fights
    >cool story
    >Samus' fantastic characterization
    Dread is a damn fine game.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing, still falls flat compared to Super Metroid.
    I literally remember nothing about the game except some meme cutscenes, meanwhile I can run through every single room from Super Metroid in my head.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >I can run through every single room from Super Metroid in my head
      Weird, people who hate Dread usually have no problem with it living rent-free in their's.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Never said I hated it.
        It's a decent enough game on its own, but extremely forgettable in the grand scheme of things.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Even still being pretty linear, I'm really glad they stopped marking the map for where you need to go like in Fusion and Zero Mission. I really hate that stuff.

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