Metroid Prime 4

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This creature is working on it, btw.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      thankfully she's just an environment artist and not in scrypt or translation.
      at worst, the environment will be basedfied with some "le heckin cute" animals or "cutesy artsy" plants made with no talent or effort.
      but thankfully she's not in gameplay or level design.
      In reality she probably did the most tertiary background art like coloring vines or the tree far back.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        there was a literal troon that worked as a writer for retro 2021-2022.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Don't worry anon. That guy is probably gone by now.
          troons have a high turnover due to their instability after all. Job positions or relationships are no different.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      don't care

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >environment artist
      Cant do much harm there unless the game has in-universe bathroom signs.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This game will be better than anything on the PS5 btw

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'll be playing it for free so I don't care. It's been too long to convince me to buy this shit after I bought a switch when it was first twased

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >environment artist
      I care not.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Oh no! The rocks are woke now!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      nintenbros... im not feelin too good

      I can see it now
      >fat woman who made grass and leaf textures has slightly left-leaning sympathies
      >Ganker screeches about it for the next decade

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Every game shilled on this board has at least one creature working on it so this isn't the gotcha you think it is.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Look like that every game have its own underpaid slave eunuch. Call it progress, but its byzantine

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they/them women are either based or one wrong move from turning into a pooner
      there is no inbetween

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No one who puts "preferred pronouns" in their bio is based in reality.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        have a nice day troonbrain

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      RIP

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What's the point of a she and they pronoun?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So? Don't care, didn't ask. Still gonna play Prime 4.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why are there so many westoids working on it?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        because metroid only been popular in the west, connect the dots

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nintardwrangled

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >troony writers
      >troony artists
      Already looking grim.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >he fell for a debunked shitpost
        ngmi

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >D-DEBOOOONKED [wasn't]
          You already got BTFO in the last few threads, troon.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >s-surely the troon who left the company years ago is in total control of nintendo now
            >even if I’m wrong I need to push my latest troony bogeyman as hard as possible
            Sorry anon but only morons fall for this one.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >now not even going with the "X-XIR WAS ACK!TUALLY FIRED FROM NINTENDO!!!" route in the damage control
              KWAB!
              I accept your concession, ESL rat, also YWNBAW

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Can you talk like a functional adult?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >more projection
                Sad.
                Anyway you got BTFO endlessly in the last few threads about them being fired or the troon's work being "thrown out", why are you still here?

                >schizo starts vomiting the alphabet when exposed
                sasuga. good luck with the rest of your shitposting lil fella

                >n-no, u-u r teh shitposter!!1!!
                Hmmm doesn't work that way Alejandro. Damage controlling troony shills trying to lull people into a false sense of security by quite literally lying about trannies being fired from Nintendo and also lying about their work on MP4 being """""thrown out""""" on the other hand IS shitposting on top of being extremely duplicitous.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Honestly, so what if Prime 4 is a little woke? Samus deserves respect and dignity, instead of being treated like a glorified barbie doll. If this writer can give her some self-respect back, I'm all for it.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Sad to think pre-2010 Metroid is considered "woke" to you...

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Samus in Prime 1 was full on woke. She didn't strip down and show off her breasts, and there was nothing wrong with that. Maybe woke isn't as bad as people portray it to be. Obviously the gender and racial politics don't belong, and the political lectures about current year events shouldn't be there either, but what's wrong with a dignified, non-sexualized Samus?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Try a little harder at least.

                >still sperging
                Your troony obsession is terminal.

                >O-OBSESSED
                How is anyone "obsessed" for pointing out the fact that Nintendo went out of their way to hire a literal troony, who is on record for wanting Samus to be a troony, to work on MP4?
                Visibly puking on my food and me saying "that's gross" isn't me being "obsessed", it's just stating the obvious. Try again.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It's like you have forgotten Nintendo is extremely protective of their IP and they will tard wrangle any dumbfrick that tries to rock the boat.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >It's like you have forgotten Nintendo is extremely protective of their IP and they will tard wrangle any dumbfrick that tries to rock the boat.
                Again troon, zero proof this happened, at all.
                In fact why did they explicitly go for a western actual troony out of all the Japanese staff on hand to write a story? Why specifically go find some literal who with no credentials other than writing the most estrogen brainrotted slop?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >zero proof

                Same for you, you don't know anything about the story or characters.

                You're just doomposting.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >no u
                Wrong, we know Ninty explicitly went out and hired a nobody trannoid to write for one of their oldest series for a few years, meanwhile you damage controlling homos have literally nothing at all to backup your claims other than pure conjecture.

                take your meds
                [...]
                have a nice day

                >schizo schizo schizo
                I'm not the one denying the objective reality that Nintendo went out and hired a literal who troony to write for them in one of the most anticipated Metroid games, especially when they could have hired ANYONE from their Japanese branch. Why that homosexual in particular?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                take your meds

                tendiesisters... no

                have a nice day

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Samus in Prime 1 was full on woke. She didn't strip down and show off her breasts, and there was nothing wrong with that. Maybe woke isn't as bad as people portray it to be. Obviously the gender and racial politics don't belong, and the political lectures about current year events shouldn't be there either, but what's wrong with a dignified, non-sexualized Samus?

                She's an action figure, not a barbie doll.
                She's best as a silent protagonist who shows up and gets shit done with a slightly-cool flair to her.
                The way she acts in her first fight with Dark Samus in Prime 2 is peak Samus. No dumb hollywood action-movie shit that's shoved into your face on how badass she is like in dread, no moronic talks about her feelings or how strong she is, none of that. Just Samus getting shit done like a professional. That's what makes samus badass.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Nah it's her ENTIRE Prime 2 presentation. This was far and away the best version of Samus.

                ?t=1535
                >Keeps her gun on U-Mos until she was sure he wasn't a threat
                So good. So fricking good. I really dislike what they did to her in Dread.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >I really dislike what they did to her in Dread.
                Prime Samus is a professional bounty hunter/mercenary with a bit of a flair to her.
                Dread Samus is a wannabe action hero who is all flair.
                The latter tries desperately hard to seem cool, the former IS actually cool. MercurySteam flanderized the shit out of her for Dread. I just hope Retro takes notes from the actual Prime and not Dread, this is Prime 4 after all.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It's okay for Samus to be made out to be cool, but it's gotta be in moderation. Like everything in a game.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I think I've seen like 2-3 people at most complaining about Samus being "too cool". It's really not a common complaint, so it's likely not going to go away, and honestly I don't really mind. Samus SHOULD be non flinching on seeing things like Kraid roaring in her face or calmly pointing her gun at a mutated scorpion like enemy.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >still sperging
                Your troony obsession is terminal.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >schizo starts vomiting the alphabet when exposed
                sasuga. good luck with the rest of your shitposting lil fella

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        cope

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          assmad beyond words

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know how we got to this place where every gaming company is infested with these mentally deranged cultists who all dress and think the same, but it's been over 10 years of this now; it's time to get them out.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      any time someone mentions dnd in this website i think of people like this. satanic game

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      tendiesisters... no

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Eating good!?
      Eating shit anons lmao.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Was Fallen Order's writing bad or anything?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Oh good heavens an environment artist! Watch out they're going to make the stairs homosexualy!
      Shut up moron.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It looks sick so I'm glad some non-humans are getting jobs.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Working overtime, xister?

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I mean they are good but there has been plenty of great 2D Metroidvanias in recent years. The Metroid Prime experience, on the other hand, hasn't been replicated by any game

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >The Metroid Prime experience, on the other hand, hasn't been replicated by any game
      Dark Souls
      Subnautica

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Dark Souls
        Too medieval, not a metroidvania, not immersive enough UI, third-person.
        >Subnautica
        Too open, not a metroidvania, not immersive, open-world-survival slop, enough UI.

        Armored Core 6 did a good job of replicating that metroid prime feeling. It blew away the competition without even trying.

        Environments are nowhere near on the same level as Prime. The games aren't similar in any way, what the frick are you talking about?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >The games aren't similar in any way, what the frick are you talking about?
          They hit that level of sci-fi feel that feels almost completely alien from our own world. A place like Xylem feels straight out of metroid
          Prime.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            holy frick you’re moronic

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              All I'm saying is that AC6 has the atmosphere that metroid needs. No stupid chozo magic or feelings or emotions. Your robot suit isn't controlled by your emotional state. It's just a fun arcadey action experience. Prime should strive to be that.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                federation force sounds just right for you, gay

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >no stupid Chozo magic
                Caught you red handed, moron. I knew you loved Other M. have a nice day.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Dude shut the frick up about armored core, this is a comfy Metroid thread

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I was just making a comparison.

                [...]

                >You’re constantly ruining Metroid threads with porn.
                I disagree. I'm the one complaining about there being not enough game discussion. perhaps you've misunderstood?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                have a nice day ACgay.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No. There's no discussion in this thread because you're busy posting coomer filth and telling me to kill myself. And maybe I will. Maybe I'll kill myself, and then you'll be sorry. There won't be any more Metroid threads ever again because I am Metroid.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >No. There's no discussion in this thread because you're busy posting coomer filth
                I agree that there's no game discussion, but I'm not the one posting the coomer bait. You've got the wrong number.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                have a nice day acgay, stop replying to yourself

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah but you never get a chance to appreciate the enviroments because AC6's combat is much faster paced and the environments are way more open to facilitate the booster-mech combat. There's no puzzles, no scanning, it's not a first-person adventure game where you're intended to explore and take in the world by yourself (isolation is an importan aspect of prime), it's a mech-arena game where you fight other mechs and have a b***h talking in your ear at all times.
            The enviroment might have a somewhat similar aesthetic but it's not the whole experience.
            AC6's experience is nothing like Prime's.
            You speak like a AC6 gay who wants Prime 4 to be more like AC6 rather than being actually Prime.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Yeah but you never get a chance to appreciate the enviroments because AC6's combat is much faster paced and the environments are way more open to facilitate the booster-mech combat.
              That doesn't mean you can't take a moment to appreciate the sheer scale of everything. Half the game feels like that moment in Prime 2 where you see the Sanctuary Fortress for the first time. It's just breathtaking because it shows a marked improvement from the more cramped areas of previous games.

              >There's no puzzles, no scanning,
              Akshually there's tons of scanning. It's not close enough to reach Prime levels of scanning, but there are secrets and hidden goodies to find in the world if you're willing to explore and scan for them. Alot of the game's hidden content is based on these things infact.

              And really, I don't see anything wrong with wanting Prime 4 to take cues from AC6.

              >no stupid Chozo magic
              Caught you red handed, moron. I knew you loved Other M. have a nice day.

              I hate Other M because it made the suit some kind of emotional magic suit that disappears if Samus is scared enough. It should just be pure hardware that needs to be blasted off with explosives, not some sailor moon deal where it dissipates if Samus cries hard enough.

              federation force sounds just right for you, gay

              I'd like Fed Force much more if it played like an actually good squad based shooter, like Republic Commando.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                have a nice day acgay

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            what the frick are you smoking anon

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Armored Core 6 did a good job of replicating that metroid prime feeling. It blew away the competition without even trying.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        too cinematic

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Cope

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            seethe.
            AC6 is cinematic slop by your standards

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              There's no tranime, so I disagree.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                it has waifus you homosexual

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I disagree. You can kill all of them, which is a welcome change of pace from typical japanese games. No forced simping pushed on the player.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Just because you can kill them doesn't mean that they aren't waifus.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I disagree. That freedom is very important, allowing you to break away from typical japanese norms of being a slave to some tsundere who orders you around like a pack mule.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                But that happens in AC6

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, you can kill both Ayre and Carla for pretty much treating you like a pack-mule. That's what I'd like to see from Metroid, being able to give the finger to both the pirates and space feds and just commit galactic genocide. I'm sick of saving a universe that's ungrateful.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Of course you're an edgy frick wit

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Nothing wrong with that. Sometimes you don't want to be a slave. Fusion, Zero Mission and Other M definitely made me despise the Federation and the entire galaxy by extension.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                So you don't even like metroid. Got it.
                >bu-but I do
                Sure doesn't look like it when you want it to be an entirely different game

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                TOTK and BOTW fans love Zelda, don't they? That doesn't mean they have to like the endless OOT rehashes that made the series tired out.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >but other series.
                Die and don't respond to me again

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Isn't it true, though? I know Metroid fans love TOTK and BOTW, so I figured they would understand the analogy.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I’m an OG metroidgay and I think nuzelda is dreck. It is nothing but a good thing that MP4 looks like every other Prime game instead of turning into survival crafting slop to cater to normalgays. This game was made for me.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The Metroid prime experience is unique but mostly because its contrived and antiquated, I think prey covers almost everything prime does but is much more sophisticated in terms of setting, narrative and mechanical density.

      The one thing prime does differently is the morph ball shit that adds a unique layer of interactivity to the environments but if id have to choose a style of game to kill off and one to succeed id choose to continue the immersive sim x metroid shit in prey.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, like SOTN's hard mode hack, the greatest Metroidvania ever

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Bounty hunting for the pirates
    how deep in the negatives is Sylux's space bank account?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He wants to get freaky with rildley who will somehow not be dead

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Of course not. It's still before Super at least

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The Prime series is before 2. It's actually impossible for Ridley to be dead.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Space Horse Racing is a hell of an addiction.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It looks boring and shit from the trailer, nothing we haven't seen before.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The trailers' purpose was to show that, fundamentally, this is Metroid Prime. It's not Federation Force, it's not Dread or Other M, it's Metroid Prime. I think they succeeded with that. What I don't like is that I feel like the game is missing something visually. The game lacks a certain pop and life to it that the originals were able to convey despite also being highly atmospheric space themed games. That's what I got from the trailer and I hope I'm wrong.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't this being written by an angry bulldike who thinks Samus is a troony?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Multiple people wrote for Metroid Prime 4 it seems. This one seems more normal than Fausti and talked about MP4 briefly after the trailer drop yesterday

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >nintendo RPG and Metroid
        >RPG

        this b***h has no idea what she's doing.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          don't care what they say, normal people wrote mp4

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >high art
    But we didn't see anything. We don't even know how it plays differently from the other Prime games yet.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Does it need to play any differently?

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I need Sylux to be the Vergil to Samus's Dante, I really hope we dont kill him off in 4 and he ends up either being a reocurring archnemesis or semi-reformed(?) rival to Samus.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Samus rival spot should be saved for Weavel

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Failed Clone Samus? Lost older Aaron sibling that wasn't on the space colony when it was attacked? Another Orphan from the space colony that survived but was instead taken in by the pirates?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      just some random dude that is very pissed

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They'll make it a woman.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He hates the federation

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like a ps3/Xbox 360 game

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes. Switch is basically a PS3 Pro.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why do I get the feeling that they are going to give a notEnergySword to Samus in Prime 4?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wasn't there some concept art somewhere of her with a sword?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How would that work? An energy bayonet for the arm cannon?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It could be a Mass Effect wrist blade thing that she swings with her free arm

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How would that work? An energy bayonet for the arm cannon?

      It could be a Mass Effect wrist blade thing that she swings with her free arm

      Nah, Samus don't need no fancy blades, she just punches frickers. Real talk, please give us a melee button, Retro. I don't even need a parry, just some kind of close quarters option. Get that fricking Grapple Guardian out of my face.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because Sylux has one. So they have to do the cliche blade clash, while their faces are uncomfortably close.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How big is Sylus's penis?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      smaller than samus's clit at best.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm getting the feeling that Sylax is a red herring and not the true big baddie here. Maybe he'll die halfway through or maybe he reports to a higher being or maybe there's just another, secret third thing that is the true enemy of the game/series and Sylax just plays the anti-hero or antagonist but not "bad guy"

    Regardless, I just have a suspicion that Sylax isn't the real bad guy.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You don't even know his name you fricking moron.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >WAAAAAHHH you don't know how to spell this obscure character featured for 2s at the end of MP3 and featured in a secret of fed force WAAAAAH I"M A CRYING b***h!
        man stfu you dweeb lmfao

        Just because I don't give a shit to learn how to spell his name (which clearly booty blasted you, nerd) doesn't mean I don't have media literacy or understand nuance. Something your autist brain very obviously lacks.

        Don't respond to me again.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >obscure
          How to out yourself as never having posted in a Metroid thread beforehand.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm with Kamiya. Trailer should have shown more interesting and unique features so it wasn't just a "Hey the project is still alive! Remember scanning?".

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The truth is that all trannies are just people like us but they chose to live an imposter life rather than regress into the mancave. Trannies I meet on Discord are always the most closet-nerdy autistic people who love talking shop about "game design" when nobody else does.

    If you like GOOD games, you should trust trannies.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You are correct

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The truth is that all trannies are just people like us but they chose to live an imposter life rather than regress into the mancave. Trannies I meet on Discord are always the most closet-nerdy autistic people who love talking shop about "game design" when nobody else does.

        If you like GOOD games, you should trust trannies.

        [...]
        Nope. Trannies are brainrotted morons who put sexuality and identity above the rights of others. They can have my respect if they detransition. Until then they're hated filth who are likely to violate and bend sexual and social boundaries.

        Seriously. They're cultists who want to destroy social norms and coerce people to speak in specific ways. I don't care how insanely nerdy they are, they're harmful cultists.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          the comic is funny, but you're obsessed

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You are correct

      Nope. Trannies are brainrotted morons who put sexuality and identity above the rights of others. They can have my respect if they detransition. Until then they're hated filth who are likely to violate and bend sexual and social boundaries.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        [...]
        Seriously. They're cultists who want to destroy social norms and coerce people to speak in specific ways. I don't care how insanely nerdy they are, they're harmful cultists.

        you are schizophrenic

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          lmao, there's nothing schizo about how trannies force people to lie and destroy women's spaces.

          They a pack of pornsick losers that big pharma mutilates and drugs for profit.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >troony bogeyman gay is also illiterate
            sasuga

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              There's no boogeyman here. Just a big ugly fricking mutant freak rampaging in the streets. Boogeyman implies there's a clandestine or sereptitious element. They force people to lie and ruin women's spaces publicly and with government legal backing. The low key bit is the pedophilia and grooming and child abuse. The rest is loud and proud.

              You will never be a woman, everybody is supporting you out of pity and societal pressure. You won't ever pass, nobody is honest with you. You will eventually realize I'm right and off yourself and when that happens, the world will be a brighter place.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >anon panics and starts calling those making fun of him trannies
                No big surprise.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It's not a panick, it's an accusation because only trannies and their immoral moron enablers would defend trannies doing anything but killing themselves.

                You arent welcome here.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >continues writing Reddit-spaced fanfiction
                Your troony obsession is embarrassment.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        if we didn't push social boundaries we'd still have witch trials
        if we didn't push sexual boundaries we'd still have women covering themselves like they do in islam
        progress might get poisoned by social stupidity sometimes but that doesn't mean it isn't the true way forward.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >if we didn't push social boundaries we'd still have witch trials
          Nope. Those were self defeating. Inevitably somebody with the power to stop them had a loved one accused and said "nah this shit's fake".
          >if we didn't push sexual boundaries we'd still have women covering themselves like they do in islam
          Nope.
          >Progress might get poisoned by social stupidity sometimes but that doesn't mean it isn't the true way forward.
          Trannies aren't the way forward, they're a sterilization campaign against the homosexual community, a destruction of women's protections and vector for making it normal for governments to regulate your speech.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Nope. Those were self defeating. Inevitably somebody with the power to stop them had a loved one accused and said "nah this shit's fake".
            No one would be able to stop them unless it was a foreign conqueror since, you know, social boundaries aren't moving forward and the church would constantly be the most powerful.
            >nope
            yep. Religious leaders hate promiscuity and even the slightest revealing clothing is a part of that.
            >Trannies aren't the way forward, they're a sterilization campaign against the homosexual community, a destruction of women's protections and vector for making it normal for governments to regulate your speech.
            I'm not defending troonydom in my comment, read it again. However, your explanation for them sounds pretty insane.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >if we didn't push social boundaries we'd still have witch trials
          >if we didn't push sexual boundaries we'd still have women covering themselves like they do in islam
          Women shouldn't even be allowed to own shoes.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They have the vidya tastes of a 14 year old male teenager,which is fricking grim to think about in retrospect

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No, there is a sharp difference between the beautiful and the autistic numbers approach. Trannies do not fundamentally understand beauty, and you should not trust people in general that don't understand beauty to make a good product. Same reason why pajeets and chinamen often make soulless products

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      trannies and incels are two sides of the same coin, the issue is they were co-opted by a new religion that puts politics above game design and competence. I have no problems with a troony working on a game if they aren't a political activist but since they are now all clones of each other that's exceedingly rare.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I have no problems with a troony working on a game if they aren't a political activist
        Legitimately does not exist. Any danger hair in media is there explicitly to be an activist and push that in their products.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Its because the modern troony population is just social contagion for disaffected, autistic men (which is the same population who regularly posts here). I do believe there were some people with that particular mental illness who came upon in naturally before the woke shit took off, they were probably about as competent as any autistic guy in the game industry.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        All trannies are cultists and activists. It's like 29/30 level ratios.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          just like chuddies who filter everything they engage with through their lens of political seething and are in a constant state of asspain about all media

          two sides of the same coin

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You can see the mental degradation even within individuals. Look at the wachowskis before and after transitioning. They went from weebs making cool shit to producing self indulgent, ugly sewage.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    FRICK the galactic feds
    frick samus
    That is all.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Uncompressed trailer
    https://assets.nintendo.com/video/upload/Nintendo%20Direct/2024/06-18-2024/video/spotlight-04.mp4

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The hologram and the logo looks similar

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        they are 1:1

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is this really running on Switch?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Switch 2 is 10x the raw on paper power of the switch, the graphics shown look like a slightly better metroid prime remastered, not 10x metroid prime remastered.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sylux is is Motherbrain. She hacked an android body.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Finally, a reason to turn on my Switch (next year)

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I WANT SAMUS SO FREAKING BAD ITS SO UNREAL HOW FRICKING HOT SHE IS.

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    go back to play snoy movieslop you troon

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    well I never played samus returns but metroid dread was great so mercury steam is ok in my book. somehow I'm not as interested in this as I was when it was first announced but that's probably just because they didn't really show much off.

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    nintenbros... im not feelin too good

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Environments looking gud tho

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nothing against her, but I think they look too conventional. Would prefer more alien looking environments. Hopefully they're holding those off for the final game.

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think the visuals are too soft, they muddle the image. They might be more realistic, arguably, but I dislike them. I should get around to actually beating MP2 and 3.

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sylux's identity

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I HATE THE FEDS I STOLE FROM THE FEDS I FRICKING HATE SAMUS ARAN
      >SO I'M GOING TO WORK FOR THE FEDS AND BE SAMUS'S BEST FRIEND
      mad lad

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Other M feels like a fever dream that never happened at this point

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    cringe marvel slop

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Snoys are never gonna recover are they?

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >implying weapons and tools are mapped to the D-pad
    I am at half-chub right now. Full mast upon confirmation.

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    samus is a man. always has been.

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the nintendies are already preparing to defend the game when they sneak some lefty shit in there.

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kind of looks generic as frick compared to the visuals of MP1, 2, and 3 if you ask me. But the music was good

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's the same art directors if I'm remembering correctly. Even if they're not the art direction still look really good, especially in that last sweeping shot of the rainforest area.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nah that sucked , an environment exactly like that could be in monster hunter or dragon quest or any number of other switch games. Nothing about it was metroid. And certainly not Metroid prime. Generic af. But the music was majestic.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Ruins of a civilization is the entire setting of MP1 and that has been done to death for hundreds of years in all forms of fiction. Metroid and Original Setting do not go in the same sentence.
          Your point is moot.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Sci Fi is all about planet hopping to visit different biomes so I have no fricking clue what you're even going on about when you say that rainforests aren't allowed, especially since it hasn't been in a Prime game yet

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It just doesn't have the fricking sauce b***h, Metroid prime environments were alien and exotic as frick, this place with big palm trees I have seen a million other times in any jrpg bullshit

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I'm not feeling it yet either, seems a bit too much like the beginning of MP2 at the moment. MP started off with a bang via Parasite Queen.. new environment seems Avatar-inspired (not a terrible thing btw, Primes haven't done a forest/tree canopy environment to my knowledge). I'm glad they showed gameplay footage but I wanna see more key art before I really buy in.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Eh I like it. Tallon and Aether already proved Zebes isn't and shouldn't be a codifier for the kind of environments Samus can explore. I think at this point the only places that should be strictly banned are heavily populated places or on the front lines of Galactic War (Outside of like intro stages of 3/4) because Samus is obviously not Master Chief. She's a mercenary at best, sneaking into quiet bases and hidden worlds.

              Bootleg Pandora seems fine as long as it has some nasty indigenous life to shoot.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It would be Metroid Prime if it was raining and overcast

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            this i want there to be a green rainy area like tallon overworld and torvus bog

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this thread just became troony ragebait like most posts on Ganker, is someone getting something out of this culture war on here or is everyone on here just moronic, functionally what is gained from yelling about troons on here? is this some sort of political praxis? is this how you blow off steam? none of you seem to enjoy it and u take it all so seriously, Ganker used to be just shitting on marginalized people for fun but now all you morons act like you have to in order to save society, is self-awareness so difficult for all of you?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >golly gee guys why do you hate the invasive freaks who want to force you to lie and say specific words.
      Kill. Your. Self. troony.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you can have your (you) i suppose i just miss when it wasn't all culture war ragebait, people used to banter in more fun ways

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          This isn't banter. I hate them and they're invading Ganker in record numbers via discord servers and other places.

          You think it's just a coincidence that people starting saying "sis" and "sister" and assuming anons are female? No. They're trying to colonize us.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >just bend over and take it like me, the epic centrist!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >you have to make Ganker posts about how much trannies suck!!! its the only hope for defeating them!!!! keep campaigning online its our only hope!!!!!!!!! im really doing something with my life!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The issue is they are taking hobbies like video games hostage as their platform to push politics, no one would care otherwise if they would tone it down but with woke troons who have no bearing on reality they can't be reasoned with anymore. The left thought their politics were universally accepted which was never true, you just built your ivory tower up to a point where no one else could talk back but now it cases like this they realize the truth and it makes them rage.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They ain't pushing shit here though. The only reason we're talking about it in this thread is somebody whining about it unprompted. That's what's being pushed

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    SR and Dread were good games, they were just held back by Hollywood Marvel movie spectacle being shoved in.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      have a nice day acgay

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        die acgay

        have a nice day acgay

        die

        crying is not an option

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      die acgay

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        have a nice day acgay

        Prove me wrong. Tell me why you should be rewarded with a 15 second cutscene of free damage, just because you dodged ONE attack. Isn't the point of a video game to be challenging? Having Samus dodge and jump and do things without your input doesn't seem to be challenging or fun.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Isn't the point of a video game to be challenging?
          not necessarily

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            So you just want every game to be a movie?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I'm not saying games should have lots of cutscenes. I'm just saying the point of video games isn't just to be challenging.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The entire point of a game is to present you a challenge to overcome. This is a universal constant. A sports game will have the finals where you face off against a better team, a platformer will have far trickier parkour, an FPS will usually throw in stronger enemies. If there's no upward momentum of difficulty, then it just leads to stagnation.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                What about, say, Animal Crossing or a game like that?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I consider Animal Crossing a game in the same way that I consider Uncharted to be a game. Basically low hanging fruit for millenials who want to play Farmville or Cookie Clicker.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          have a nice day acgay

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          die

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Isn't the point of a video game to be challenging?
          nope. it's supposed to be fun

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You just know these had QTEs plastered all over them at one point.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No, they didn't. Play SAMUS returns.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        When I see a moment like that, it's just so boring. I'm not in control, I'm not at risk of dying, the game is basically on autopilot.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You just know these had QTEs plastered all over them at one point.

          SR and Dread were good games, they were just held back by Hollywood Marvel movie spectacle being shoved in.

          I do think the moronic spectacle moments are Nintendo really trying to hammer in the "LOOK HOW BADASS SAMUS IS!!!". It just feels forced in my opinion.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Don't get me wrong, it's not like I don't appreciate their attempt to course correct from Other M, but only a sith deals in absolutes.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          have a nice day acgay

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I actually died in this scene the first time I played Dread, I think I started firing too late

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's to reward you for beating the two phases on the final boss. Does this board even play video games?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            A glorified cutscene is my reward? I think Nintendo needs to go back to the drawing board. A "reward" is supposed to be something pleasurable, not mind numbing agony.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          If I get a hand job from Metroid Samus how in danger of getting my energy drained am I?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You would die on contact. It'd be near instantaneous. She'd make a queen succubus blush with her degree of life suckage.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She's so hot.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      samus was so fricking badass in dread, i loved it
      i don't care what you pretentious homosexuals think

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Explain why I should care about some generic NPC from the worst Metroid game coming back to be Teh Biggest Baddie for this game.

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >This is high art.
    Frick. I mean, I'm a Metroid fan, and a Prime fan, but not even I would go that far.

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Am I supposed to be impressed by that shot?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Don't you know? It's Purplor! From hit game, Metroid Prime Pinball for the Gameboy Advance!

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No. Dread is and always will be good

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dread was competent but underwhelming. Samus Returns was genuinely very good.

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Stop replying to ACgay

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Stop bully me and telling me to kill myself then. I can’t help that I’m autistic and that this is my only social outlet. Why won’t you take my bait? Please. This is all I have.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        have a nice day

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Stop telling me to kill myself. I might actually do it.

          If I kill myself there will be no one left to discuss Metroid. I am the only person posting in Metroid threads. What will you do then? Talk about Metroid without me?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >What will you do then? Talk about Metroid without me?
            Nobody discusses metroid in these threads. It's just porn spam. I am legitimately the only one actually trying to care for the series. Everyone else is just here for ZSS.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Stop impersonating me, it isn’t funny. You’re just mad and can’t handle criticism.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No, YOU stop impersonating ME. You handsome devil.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You aren’t funny the way you constantly post zero suit Samus in this thread and try to pretend to be me. There are literally hundreds of porn images in this thread, why won’t the mods do anything? It falls to me to save Metroid from coomer filth like you.

                And how dare you tell me to kill myself. Do you have any idea how hard it is to live with this disability? No woman will touch me, it’s why I hate them all and wish I was a robot. All I want is to offer gentle criticism and defend my robot waifu from movieshit, why can’t you let me have this?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Kid, I like your style. Execution could use some work, though.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I accept your concession. You’re welcome by the way. I’m the reason Metroid Prime 4 was made at all.

                Jesus fricking Christ just have a nice day already ACBlack person, you make every single Metroid thread you’re in suck absolute ass.

                I’m responsible for Metroid threads hitting bump limit at all. I am saving this series single-handedly. I have replied to myself over thirty times in this thread alone.

                I am the reason the IP counter was removed. You can’t do anything to me. A mod is nothing before God.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Okay bro, you're laying it on a little thick. I just came here for metroid discussion, you're kind of going overboard with your inflated ego.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Please explain how posting ZSS porn and talking about remodeling Samus’s butthole is ‘discussion.’

                I’ll wait.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That's the question I'm asking.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Please explain how posting ZSS porn and talking about remodeling Samus’s butthole is ‘discussion.’

                I’ll wait.

                [...]

                Fricking have a nice day

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                have a nice day acgay

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                have a nice day.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            have a nice day acgay

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jesus fricking Christ just have a nice day already ACBlack person, you make every single Metroid thread you’re in suck absolute ass.

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I had some hopes that Metroid Prime 4 could expand the audience in a big way and make Metroid a big series, but from youtube views that clearly isn't happening. The game still looks great though and I'm sure I'll enjoy it.

  42. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >Also, is it just me, or is the choir for the entrance fanfare being really over the top? They're REALLY happy to see Samus again.
    Yeah I thought it was super silly. Glad somebody else noticed.

  43. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm still waiting for a game like Super Metroid, honestly. Chase scene shit like in Fusion and Dread are boring.
    The fricking Galactic Federation that they started filling up the Prime games with is even more boring.

    They should just make another good Metroid game, a real one. No more gimmicky bullshit. The little teaser at the end of the trailer seemed okay. I hope the entire game is just Samus getting lost in some jungle and she never sees another creature that can talk.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Gotchu famalamadingdong
      https://store.steampowered.com/app/347800/Ghost_Song/

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Axiom Verge and Environmental Station Alpha are pretty famous examples of metroid influenced games that are really good. Axiom Verge is esepcially creative with it's weapon selection

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Environmental Station Alpha
        Based off of my observations, Ganker hates this game for not having enough waifus in it. It's too videogamey.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          have a nice day acgay

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Axiom Verge is esepcially creative with it's weapon selection
        Great setting and story too. AV is just a great game even outside of being a great Metroid game.

  44. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kensuke Tanabe as a producer automatically makes this an 8/10 tops. See Prime 3 and Federation Force.

  45. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The development of this game is so weird. Gets cancelled and shifted to retro because they apparently had a prototype that impressed Nintendo enough they would be willing to completely trash all prior work, 5 years later they release a half baked trailer that looks like an early pitch video for a boring remaster.

    what impressed Nintendo? why show the game after almost a decade of radio silence and show absolutely nothing exciting? what the frick was retro working on since donkey kong, did they have no cool mechanical ideas from their cancelled projects?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Their internal 60fps demo looked better than bamco singapores 30fps ue4 build is my guess, metroid prime is known for visuals and performance and a shitty team like bamco singapore could deliver neither.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        that would be fricking lame if the reason they gave it to retro was purely because of graphics when the game doesnt even look that good anyway. I'd actually want to see what the cancelled project looked like, it probably wouldn't have looked identical to every other prime game.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          This is easily the best looking switch game, though

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            tallest midget, who cares. You dont make graphics your main priority when its basically impossible to impress people with your shitty hardware.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              you might be the gayest homosexual

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                looks good for a switch game is not a complement unless you're a myopic tendie who doesnt play anything outside of your switch

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I’m an idort, Metroid is my favorite series and I got exactly what I wanted. It will look even better on my PC. I don’t give a shit what you think because it’s clear you’re a stupid Black person.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                your hostility cranking to 1000 immediately at the slightest hint of dissatisfaction tells me you're a raging tendie and a terminal consoomer, nothing you say is ever going to deviate from high concentration wiener sucking so I'm not really interested in reading your bullshit..

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >buzzwords buzzwords buzzwords
                >”y-you’re the one who’s mad!”
                Sorry you’re not getting the game you wanted I guess. Actually that’s a lie, I’m happy you’re mad. I get to win AND laugh at your impotent Black person babble.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                boring tendie is boring, bait someone who gives a shit.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I accept your concession.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Get a room you two.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Do you really want ue4 metroid prime?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            yeah, I want a high budget prime game from someone else if the original devs are only capable of pulling a dragons dogma 2.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Then go play something else since you clearly don't like Metroid Prime.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                nah I get bored easily. I dont like to play the same game more than twice. You have a higher tolerance for repetition, this good for you, I dont care.

  46. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    want to get into prime, MP1 original or remaster?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      remaster, there's no real reason to play the original.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Original via Primehack. It BTFOs the control schemes that the remaster offers. KBM just can't be beat.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Either version is good. For the time being you might as well stick to the original via primehack because then you can move on to the other two with ease

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Remaster.

      Twin stick controls are fricking nice and the visuals pop. Plus it's on sale right now in the eShop.

  47. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I love the 2D metroid games, and I love looking around at the world in Prime. I even stopped to screenshot and upload some neat landscapes when twitter was still integrated into switch

    so why do I have to force myself to actually PLAY prime? I should love it but the combat feels so clunky and tank-like

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The prime games have always struggled with fun combat. I don't know why they just can't figure out this shit despite having a fine set up for dodge based combat.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      its an acquired taste. For me I hated it when I first played it then randomly got a craving to play it again since its unlike anything else, then for some reason I liked it. I like prime 2 more than 1 though because its more of an intricate puzzle box which is really the only mechanical thing prime does well.

      objectively speaking, the combat is shit, the story is shit, the characters are goofy, but the music, aesthetic and puzzles are good.

  48. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ACgay is working that shaft good tonight I see.

  49. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    74871
    >completely ignores my post
    Stop posting any time.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm telling you that a "victory lap" is a moronic concept in a video game. You shouldn't be given a break until the end credits. Until then, every single thing you fight and encounter should be bashing your head in with as much force as humanly possibly. That's why I firmly believe that every parry in the game should be like the EMMI parries. You don't get "free damage" from them. You get the privilege of not dying horribly. And if you fail, you instantly die.

      That's how every single parry should function. Punish the bad players who don't have good reflexes. Don't coddle them with free damage.

  50. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Boy I tell ya, there is some straight up brain rot in this here metroid thread.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      getting too old for this site. i come back every week or so and the discussions just keep getting worse every revisit
      thank god life and work keep me busy enough to not come here nearly as often as my 2010-2020 days

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I need to stop coming to Ganker, even /mlp/ is more civil.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I only come here for the occasional fresh new Metroid memes, literally anywhere else on the internet is better to discuss this franchise. Ganker is moronic. I do get some catharsis from calling autistic white boys here dumb Black folk, however.

  51. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >AM2R graphics update soon(tm)
    >MP4 confirmed to be in the works
    >X-Fusion in the works
    Metroidbros eating good.

  52. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >literally written by sweetbaby

  53. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I want them to add the energy draining and charging from prime 3's grapple beam and make it actually effective to fill an enemy with energy to blow them up and maybe able to use it like a whip (hold grapple button and press stick in direction to perform a delayed whip in a direction).
    If they added some more reason to use each of your abilities in combat without it always being required for a given enemy, e.g. causing stagger effects on enemies / bypassing defences in exchange for being harder to land, I think that would be pretty neat.

    Some of the coolest stuff in metroid games is seeing how enemies will react to different abilities, and finding hidden weakpoints.
    Prime already had a certain degree of that, so if they can lean into that (e.g. if I can do an overhead whip attack on a small enemy and actually hit, it will get launched into the ground).

    Other uses could be to bind an enemy with the grapple beam, at the cost of being unable to maneuver around properly when bound to it, and then use up energy tanks to shock the enemy to cause overtime damage and prevent it from breaking free with electricity damage.

    If they integrated consuming energy tanks as part of the general mechanics, I think that would be pretty cool in general. It doesn't have to be like hypermode. You get many more energy tanks than you require in these games, it would be nice to have another use for them as an overclock for energy based attacks (I would hope they would cost quite a bit though, and not be overcentralising).

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >(e.g. if I can do an overhead whip attack on a small enemy and actually hit, it will get launched into the ground).
      Man that sounds sexy.

  54. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Please don't be black

  55. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >eating good
    Keep that Black personish talk on tiktok and twitter where it belongs.

  56. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have no problem admitting that most of my good reception to Samus Returns was due to the Metroid drought, but Dread stood on its own. Looking forward to Prime 4, hoping for the best but such a troubled production bodes poorly.

  57. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He's in

  58. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Here's your dev team bro

  59. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    do you think the speedbooster and shinespark will be in the game? the areas seem bigger and there shouldn't be the same issue as on the gc/wii with poor memory meaning that they had to make a bunch of relatively small rooms separated with doors to hide the loading, the level design should accomodate the abilities now

  60. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The trans discourse reached metroid lets go were mainstream now baby

  61. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >gender cultists at Retro Studios
    >blue and purple logo
    Straight into the trash.

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