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WATCH: mom rages on livestreaming son having a smelly gamer moment Gamers sometimes need to poop where they sit instead of wasting time going to the bathroom, but this mom won't tolerate gamer moments.

Who was in the wrong here?

A viral livestream video has a mom rudely intruding on a gamer’s Mafia III livestream to order her son to, “Get off your game, go to the bathroom, and take a shit. Now.” Not getting a response, she continues, “Bathroom and shit now! I can smell you!”

The gamer is confused and unable to understand her rage, so she explains: “You’re SHITTING yourself. Poop is coming out of your fucking asshole! Go to the bathroom!”

“Not yet.”

The stream was originally posted to creeperman 90‘s YouTube channel but it has since been deleted.

The problem of gamers catching flak for festering in their own feces is actually a lot more common than previously thought, proving gamers are truly the most oppressed class.

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Gamers, like the astronauts before them, have to make certain sacrifices when going for smithing daily record in Runescape.

UPDATE: It’s not the first time either. Here’s another video from his channel featuring mom haranguing him about the same gamer issue. You can also hear his dad making unhelpful comments about the smell instead of allowing his son to maximize his gaming.

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How is gamers pooping their pants while achieving high performance gaming maneuvers any different from astronauts pooping their pants while achieving high performance space maneuvers? Champions do whatever it takes to win. Wanna talk about Armstrong’s poopy butt while he and the hidden Black Women flew to the moon?

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it really is annoying when you’re on a long mission and you’re doing really well, and then you have to fine a cuck-spot to hide in because you need to shit and your gut hurts so bad. I’ve been thinking about getting a shit bucket for a while now, especially this week because I picked up this 12-pack of yogurt smoothies and it’s been making me shit like a goose, and this article’s starting to convince me.
Problem is, I’m no barbarian. I need some toilet paper, wet naps and hand sanitizer if I’m going to make this work. I’m not getting finger-shit all over my gaming keyboard.
I’m a shitty boi and I don’t apologize.

Shit loud, shit proud
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Shit loud, shit proud

Never let anyone smellshame you. Stay strong my fellow gamer.

Anonymous
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The prophecy of the free pooping gamer mustnt die until 2021 is upon us

Maxxin
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Maxxin

I’m already on #1 but have yet to take the leap to freedom for my bunghole. I’m worried that my mother is getting old and giving her additional cleaning duties would be unfair. Tips?

Anonymous
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poor mother

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On a serious note did anybody invent like a piss bottle but for pooping yet? The piss bottle is so convenient and sanitary (close cap and it’s like it never happened) and I wish we could extend this gamer tech to number #2.

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bruh its called a chamber pot and it was invented a thousand years ago

Anonymous
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bruh its called a chamber pot and it was invented a thousand years ago

I guess the problem is cost; you can have yourself a perfectly fine piss bottle with any old drink bottle lying around.

Anonymous
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Poop sock

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>he doesnt speedrun shit so he doesn’t get an abandon in game

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i have shit in under 45 seconds in dota before, with wiping

cutting out wiping can EASILY save you 15 seconds but then it becomes a cost/value equation

Anonymous
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Just right click a friendly hero so you follow him and get xp. Can net you 2-3 mins extra shit time.

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no way they’ll lead me into a teamfight

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dying once is better than 5 lp

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the trick to beating the clock is prefiring a little so you don’t have to sit down

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I just juke the shits in and out, it’s multiple purpose: trains anus muscles, gets me off (I am a homosexual), increases poop control so I can hold it in until there is a dump opportunity

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nobody realizes the guy is drunk ?

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Im pretty sure hes retarded not drunk

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he’s not drunk. you can hear in his voice that he’s never had a drop of alcohol.

Anonymous
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>woah I sound so mature because I drug myself and commit cranial suicide all the time, braaah

Anonymous
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cranial refers to the skull or head not the brain. maybe you should have a tipple of an imbibe friend.

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He’s like 13.

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How would you fix the situation if this was your son, anons? Would give him the biggest beating of his life solve anything? Or is it too late and you might as well just go away and never look back?

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I would abandon him deep in the woods like the animal he is

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This
If he manage to return home he has a second chance but now he’s forced to live in the garden shed until he learns to be a human.

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The bigger your reaction the stronger it reinforces the behavior. There’s a reason a mother who screams like that produced a son who shits his pants.

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So the correct course of action would be to do nothing as he just sits there and shits himself
Even though you’re going to have to clean both the chair and his pants later

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Ironically saying nothing can produce just as much of a reaction. Awkward silence after pooping your pants would be brutal I assume.

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retard, beating him for pooping himself will attach negative response to him pooping himself, so if you beat him well, he will remember the beating next time when he is about to shit himself and stops himself from committing the shit out of fear of bodily harm

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Of he’s under 10 years of age I’d yell at him and take away his games and phone for a weak, if he does it again the time goes up to a month and so on.
If he’s over then he’s getting his ass beat, little bastard should know how to behave like a human if he doesn’t he’s going to be treated as an animal.
If he tries to correct himself I’d give positive support and reward him with his favourite food.
If whooping his ass doesn’t work and he’s too retarded to understand a punishment reward system that even dogs understand I’m sending his ass to a mental institution.
I’m sorry but he’d be better there than at home where he shit on the carpet and get beaten as a result.

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I don’t think you’re gonna beat an extra chromosome out of him.

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Rip the controller out of his hands and pause the game. Now his single player game is in no danger and he has no excuse. Punishment and lecturing to come after he takes a shit.

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just gently caressing tell the people you’re playing with that you gotta go take a fat ogre shit, gently caressing retard
>t. plays games with a literal florida man who can at least manage to not shit his pants while playing multiplayer games

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>no matter how bad of a gently caressup you are, you will never be so bad that your mother has to tell you to go take a shit, well into teenager years

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noooo….
*pffblrt*

Anonymous
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MADADA!

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We should all shit ourselves in solidarity
Were all friends arent we
A friend was forced to stop gaming by his evil mother for merely relieving himself
We must show our support!

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You fool
The act of pooping while gaming is an unforgivable act.
I will not allow it!
You will go to the bathroom right now.
Along with all of your "friends".

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You can’t force us evildoer

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Thats right!

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We don’t abandon nakama!

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>nawht yhet wha th hewl

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POOP IS COMING OUT OF YOUR poopyhole

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Imagine being that kids parent and having to deal with this shit

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We are gamers. We kill. We survive the smartest humans and AIs in the world trying to kill us.

We are more than capable of cleaning up after ourselves, thank you very much.

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Kek

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Gamers are in many ways the top apex predators of this era

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This

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Gamers are in many ways the top apex predators of this era

This but unironically. I can annihilate my grandparents in twitch response any day

Persecuted for natural bodily functions
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Persecuted for natural bodily functions

I am a human, an animal of the mammalian family. Sometimes I must shit.

No, it is not always possible to go to the bathroom. That’s the nature of multiplayer gaming, you can’t just hit Pause. I deal with the mess, _on my own_, on my own terms, as soon as I am able to.

Millions of people like me exist. Nobody is standing up for us when we are grossly bullied, sometimes even by family members.

Anonymous
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BATHROOM AND SHIT
NOW.

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I refuse to believe people like this actually exist

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I love that this is the enduring legacy of this shitty game

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GO TO THE BATHROOM I KNOW YOU ARE pooping YOURSELF I CAN SMELL IT IN THE HALLWAY

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Not yet.

Joseph
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Mfw (my face when) my mom tells me to stop pooping myself

Bananaman
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wholesome 100 keanu chungus stinky dinky troll face peter griffin moment am i right fellow gamers

Geoff
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Dude. THIS is a SMELLY GAMER MOMENT right here.

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snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff…oh yes my dear….sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff….quite pungent indeed…is that….dare I say….sssssssnniff…eggs I smell?……sniff sniff….hmmm…yes…quite so my darling….sniff….quite pungent eggs yes very much so …..ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff….ah yes…and also….a hint of….sniff….cheese…..quite wet my dear….sniff…but of yes…this will do nicely….sniff…..please my dear….another if you please….nice a big now….

BBBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPFFFFFF

Oh yes…very good!….very sloppy and wet my dear….hmmmmm…is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?…hmmmm…..let me…..let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling…….hmmmmm….hmm..yes….that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear….ah yes….let me guess…curry for dinner?….oh quite right I am….aren’t I?….ok….time for sniff…..sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff…..hmmm…hhhmmmmm I see…yes….yes indeed as well curry……hmmm….that fragrance is quite noticeable….yes…..onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?…..hmmmmm….yes quite…..

BBBBBBRRRRRRRRPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT

Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….

DickRichards69
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Perfect use of copypasta

Anon
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Regarding that Oslo screenshot… people really need some context of this before actually judging. He was going for smithing daily record in runescape. What that consists of is 30 hours straight no breaks of doing that skill.

Its not like any other game. You cant compare it to playing league for 30 hours straight or csgo. its extremely taxing. Its a long term consistency challenge. Its very easy to do this activity “tick perfect” as you would say in runescape terms, which means as fast as humanly possible. So the challenge is to make as few mistakes as possible and slowly build a lead doing that OVER 30 HOURS STRAIGHT.

A competitive skill you could only hope to save 10 ish ticks per hour, which is just 6 seconds. Now imagine building a 6 second lead, for this example, for 28 hours of click intensive focused gameplay, then ruining all those hours just cus u had to take a shit. Smithing isnt really a competetive skill in runescape for records, which is why the gaps are bigger than usual. But this is just some context as to what wasting that 1 minute or whatver on taking a shit would cost you

He won rank 2 btw
https://twitter.com/Oslo_RS/status/1119437419084955648?s=20

Run Escape
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Run Escape

he shit his pants, sat in his shit, and got second place

that’s pathetic

Anon
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Anon

ₙₒₜ ᵧₑₜ

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Gamers rise up!