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WATCH: mom rages on livestreaming son having a smelly gamer moment Gamers sometimes need to poop where they sit instead of wasting time going to the bathroom, but this mom won't tolerate gamer moments.

Mom rudely intrudes on a gamer’s Mafia III livestream and blurts out, “Get off your game, go to the bathroom, and take a shit. Now.” Not eliciting a response, she continues, “Bathroom and shit now! I can smell you!”

The gamer is confused and unable to understand her rage, so she explains: “You’re SHITTING yourself. Poop is coming out of your fucking asshole! Go to the bathroom!”

“Not yet.”

The stream was originally posted to creeperman 90‘s YouTube channel but it has since been deleted.

The problem of gamers catching flak for festering in their own feces is actually a lot more common than previously thought, proving gamers are truly the most oppressed class.

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Bananaman
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Bananaman

wholesome 100 keanu chungus stinky dinky troll face peter griffin moment am i right fellow gamers

Geoff
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Dude. THIS is a SMELLY GAMER MOMENT right here.

learnings
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learnings

snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff…oh yes my dear….sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff….quite pungent indeed…is that….dare I say….sssssssnniff…eggs I smell?……sniff sniff….hmmm…yes…quite so my darling….sniff….quite pungent eggs yes very much so …..ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff….ah yes…and also….a hint of….sniff….cheese…..quite wet my dear….sniff…but of yes…this will do nicely….sniff…..please my dear….another if you please….nice a big now….

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Oh yes…very good!….very sloppy and wet my dear….hmmmmm…is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?…hmmmm…..let me…..let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling…….hmmmmm….hmm..yes….that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear….ah yes….let me guess…curry for dinner?….oh quite right I am….aren’t I?….ok….time for sniff…..sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff…..hmmm…hhhmmmmm I see…yes….yes indeed as well curry……hmmm….that fragrance is quite noticeable….yes…..onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?…..hmmmmm….yes quite…..

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Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….

DickRichards69
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DickRichards69

Perfect use of copypasta

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hahahaha

Not as interesting as YOUR MOM!!!

Lipsump
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Lipsump

A N Y W A Y S

Anon
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Anon

Regarding that Oslo screenshot… people really need some context of this before actually judging. He was going for smithing daily record in runescape. What that consists of is 30 hours straight no breaks of doing that skill.

Its not like any other game. You cant compare it to playing league for 30 hours straight or csgo. its extremely taxing. Its a long term consistency challenge. Its very easy to do this activity “tick perfect” as you would say in runescape terms, which means as fast as humanly possible. So the challenge is to make as few mistakes as possible and slowly build a lead doing that OVER 30 HOURS STRAIGHT.

A competitive skill you could only hope to save 10 ish ticks per hour, which is just 6 seconds. Now imagine building a 6 second lead, for this example, for 28 hours of click intensive focused gameplay, then ruining all those hours just cus u had to take a shit. Smithing isnt really a competetive skill in runescape for records, which is why the gaps are bigger than usual. But this is just some context as to what wasting that 1 minute or whatver on taking a shit would cost you

He won rank 2 btw
https://twitter.com/Oslo_RS/status/1119437419084955648?s=20

Run Escape
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Run Escape

he shit his pants, sat in his shit, and got second place

that’s pathetic

Anon
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Anon

ₙₒₜ ᵧₑₜ

GG G
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GG G

Gamers rise up!