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  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    uuuuh, world is better than rise

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Actually I went back to World and realized it was actually shit and graphics was the only thing going for it. Once you have wirebug you can't go back.
      It doesn't matter though because GU is better than both of them because most monsters.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >more = better
        literal brainlet take

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          variety is the spice of life

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I quit Rise because of wirebugs.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >muh wirecrutch
        you didn't beat the game, cuck

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >Mantles
          >Wallbang spam
          >Clutch claw
          >Easy tenderisation
          >If you get thrown off a monster you can literally just zip back onto it lmao what the frick

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >riseBlack person resorts to worldsperm shit
            you have brainrot my friend and still didn't beat the game

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >le wirebug
        Just play the spider-man videogame. Same shit.

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Monster hunter is not a satisfying game to play, Fighting a monster for 45 minutes straight with repetitive attacks is boring

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >45 minutes

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        NTA, but primal Malzeno took me around 40 first time

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Fighting monsters in MH for the first time is the opposite of having sex first time.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          How did it take you so long. Either he dies in ten minutes or you triple cart in ten minutes.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >It's right behind me, isn't it

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >for 45 minutes

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Starfire has bellybutton?
        Starfire has bellybutton!

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Fighting a monster for 45 minutes straight

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      OPs pic is literally fighting 5 boss level monsters within a 50 minute time limit.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >for 45 minutes
      >looks at your armor set and weapon
      >kicks you from hub
      lmao let me guess you're playing world or rise online with randos?
      DS era was peak online hunting

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It's not fun farming a monsters' gear if it's for 45, but it is fun for 15-20. The real MH high is carting for the 3rd time 45 minutes in when you could smell the kill after the enrage was done, then coming back a day latter and winning it this time around.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >for 45 minutes

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I agree for the opposite reason. It was satisfying when hunts took 45 minutes. Now that every hunt ends in less than 10, it's no longer satisfying.

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    magnamalo hardest boss for me in that list

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Finishing with Malzeno feels like a victory lap

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

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  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    i will never be able to wrap my head around rajang hes just too much for me ;-;

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >posts a rise hunt
    LMFAO

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The multi-hunts are actually far easier than solo because they have reduced HP.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      This
      Monsters get fricked in 5 minutes, and they flinch all the time

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Monster hunter died after mhgu

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      after dos...
      frontier 2 and fu were too anime and not cinematic enough

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Who do YOU want to return for MH: Wilds? We have not seen any returning monsters except for Rathalos.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      May as well say Diablos is confirmed as always with desert biomes, but bring back Nibelsnarf, he's fun.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      diablos 100%

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I want this homie to come back, I really liked its attacks and his design around samurais

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Dahren Moran has Samurai gear and would be a fitting fight for the sand ocean in Wilds.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      4th gen flagships, even shit ones like steve and gore
      I'm glad that brachy and jho finally took a break in rise, and still not sure if I want them again
      Totally don't want to see rajang for a some time

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        This but in reverse. The GU flagships minus Hellblade are unanimously terrible, i hated seeing them so heavily represented in Rise and Stories 2

        I also don’t mind if they never bring Gore back, not because I dislike him but because it’s weird seeing the monster so often but not having any frenzy outbreaks

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      The motherfricking from Rise that looked like a fricking jet, it was a pain in the ass at first, but I started to enjoy every time I hunted it down

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Valstrax is from GU

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Valstrax is kino, but he's from GU

          [...]
          Ummm, valstrax is from GU
          That's crimson glow Valstrax

          I was talking about the crimson variation, I fricking enjoyed getting destroyed by that b***h

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Valstrax is kino, but he's from GU

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I know him extenting his wing like a spear to hit you was widely criticized during world years, but I fricking love that attack

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          cant wait to see wilds switch axe gameplay

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >4 and 4U SA sucked
            >World SA was worst in the series
            >Same guy makes Wilds
            Afraid I'll move on another weapon again

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              SA was worst in the series
              best*
              i hope they get rid of the gay ass counter in wilds

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >best*
                have a nice day, gay
                You obviously hate SA, if you consider that abomination "The best*"
                >bbbbbut who cares that axe mode became worthless, that was my first game and I loved spamming zsd through mantle and morph attacks, it's like I'm the troony!!!
                Not an argument

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Valstrax is from GU

          Ummm, valstrax is from GU
          That's crimson glow Valstrax

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Can any biology expert itt explain how he shoots the kamehameha from his wings?

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            No explanation, gu monsters are just anime fanfics

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            crimson energy

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Power of a raging jet engine

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            he's gassy

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Video game.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            He has the power of anime on his side. In game it explains it as it can direct air into its wings and force it out through ports in the ends which ignite via the dragon element organs in them. Which is complete BS but is a fun fight so it's ignored.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              To be fair it's no more BS than any other ED.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                For real. Elder dragons all seem to run on some form of magic or otherwise ultra advanced energy generator organ that's plainly biologically impossible. More impossible than normal anyway.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            BLAST energy

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Imagine that lizard that shoots blood from it's eyes, but more anime.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            You know how they can breath fire?
            Imagine that but from wing vents.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Were there really damage numbers in Rise? My body must have acted on its own, turning that shit off in a 1/100 of a second without an input from the brain.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            yessir

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I wish we got a proper g-rank without
          >pets
          >free area damage
          >map
          >damage numbers
          >capturing
          most MH babies never experienced having full read on monsters

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            I agree with everything except capturing. I never like killing my favorite monsters

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            There's not a single MH game like that.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              pre FU had all of this except capturing
              Sunbreak has no capturing

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                So there's not a single game like that

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >pre FU had all of this except capturing
                No, no it didn't.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                pre FU had all of this except capturing
                Sunbreak has no capturing

                also FU had capturing
                stop talking about game you never played morons

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >pre FU had all of this except capturing
                No, no it didn't.

                ESL morons

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >he thinks valstrax is from rise
        holy shit lmao, newbies are destroying this franchise

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Give him a break, val wasn't in world.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      kecha wacha, seltas queen, nerscylla, zamtrios, lagiacrus, great maccao, ahtal-ka, seregios, lao shan lung (maybe an actual fight instead of just him running into a wall), agnaktor, ukanlos, akantor, gypceros, plesioth (yes unironically) and honestly i'd love if the deviants would return.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Free my homie

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      ShrieKING Legiana

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      There's a snek in the Wilds logo which is probably a final boss, like Ibushi and Narwa were in the Rise logo. So I hope for a Dalamadur and/or Najarala since they'd probably use the same skeleton.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Black persongante. I love fighting that guy. I hope some of the few good monsters from Frontier gets in, since I haven't played it

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I just hope Tigrex returns

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I genuinely miss the design of Oldgen Tigrex. Yes even the rath walk

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Best monster ever, but i feel like modern MH gameplay wouldn’t do him justice

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Whatever they bring back I hope there are zero piscine wyvern

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Aknosom was pretty fun for a starter monster, he's also not afraid of dying

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >areas so big and open they can fit even her fat ass
      >Monster herds are now a thing, and she travels with Popos according to lore
      Unironically, it's now or never

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Female walking and running animations back.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Thankfully my pick is almost always guaranteed now that Zinogre is the most popular nonster. I'd also want Rajang IF it's as aggressive as the one from World or more. Magnamalo and Amatsu would be nice too.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      BRING BACK PECO
      also gigginox but that one is even more of a never ever

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Black Gravios

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Najarala

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know how Magna would translate to mainline because I'm just so used to how fast and aggressive he is it's hard for me to picture him outside of Rise without a heavy nerf
      Maybe I'll be proven wrong and eat my words

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Sand Bari
      Nibble
      Jhen's cooler cousin Dahren
      Tiger zam

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      All the bugs and the Shaka Lackas because they would gross people out. Bit wilds is gonna be for lesbians so it ain't happening.

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Playing Monster Hunter the first time was so lame, turn based is so boring.

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I played World back when it first released back on ps4.
    Every boss taking 30-40 minutes was fricking tiring after a few hours.
    Was it because this is a group game and I was playing solo or the weapon?
    I think I used the greatsword and charge blade thing.
    If thats just how the game is, are there any games similar but cut down on HP?
    Like, the absurd amount of HP was my only problem. The gimmicks and mechanics themselves were easy to follow, and if theres a game like it but with 8-10minute fights I'd play the frick out of it.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      hp is scaled to 1/2/3+ players. chargeblade and greatsword shit out damage but are different weapons in multiplayer as they rely on monster aggro to work effectively.

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    rise bad

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Only true Monster Hunter fans would understand
    >a meme using rise
    why is it always newbies to a series that do this sort of moronic "heh, im a true fan" shit?
    I am someone who was playing mon hun since before most of you were born since I started with MH1, and I can tell you with out any hesitation the worst of the worst for this gatekeepy "im on oldschool fan" shit comes from
    >mhgen fans
    >mh4u fans
    >mhrisegays pretending to be mhfu fans
    in that order of severity.

    Heres the truth
    MH1 was terrible even for the time
    MHFU was okay for the time in terms of content for price, but the game was and is shit and youre just nostalgic. The hitboxes and jank are just too unforgivable, the AI is pathetic and the game boring as sin
    MHTri was good but lacking content massively
    MH3U was peak maps music and monsters, weapon and armor design, but had shit balance
    MH4U is fine but had shit endgame
    MHGen is garbage and is just quantity > quality personified
    MHWorld is the best technical game undeniably, but is lacking in too many smaller areas to truly be the best, good step though
    MHRise took that step and fell over, following MHGen into the worst of the worst in the series

    3U/4U/world are the only ones I respect people calling a favourite and I see the arguments for all of them. I also played the jp only ones but who cares

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >why is it always newbies to a series that do this sort of moronic "heh, im a true fan" shit?

      This is mostly a Fiver thing specifically in regards to shitting on Rise, 4U, or 3U while pretending to be PS2 vets

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    MHGU is my favorite MH game
    Nothing comes close

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      MY 3ds battery died, and I didnt know there was a mhgu for the switch before nintendo started their holy war against emulation.
      I'm sure in time ill find it again tho

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Based
      and I really miss prowler, I want it back for Wilds

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >most monsters
      >most e-girl
      >most cute animals
      >most prowler
      I fricking kneel
      If only they brought back underwater fights so they could include even more monsters

  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    newbie to monster Hunter
    Is it weird that I want to frick the monster after fighting them?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      intended behavior

  17. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I hope rathalos, kushala daora and rajang make their long-awaited return.

  18. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I want that stupid drome body suit with the mask where you’re just peeking out of the mouth. Looked goofy as frick

  19. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      MHGU haters be like

  20. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I'm just worried that Wilds looks too realistic and cinematic. Will they have room for the fun monsters like Kecha Wacha or even Malzeno? World had this problem that they tried to put all the dragons and dinosaur looking monsters and left out most of the fun ones because they didn't "fit in".
    Is this the cycle of Wilds=Realistic boring monsters vs MH6.5=Fun and wacky monsters?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      you're going to get a bunch of dinosaurs again and be happy

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        In a weird way i feel like the World roster is way more “pokemon-y” than any that came before. I think its because of how many cute mons they shoved in there, and that the “badass” ones are trying way too hard

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I'm feeling like they'll go for more "grounded" (boring) designs again, but I'm just happy they're varying up the skeleton types.
      The first three reveals being a Fanged Beast, an Amphibian, and a Leviathan is a pretty good sign.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        This. I want crazy monsters that make no biological sense but are fun to fight.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not looking forwards to Wilds with what's been shown, but the designs already look better than World's even if they're still boring.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >I'm just worried that Wilds looks too realistic and cinematic. Will they have room for the fun monsters like Kecha Wacha
      We're getting a railgun wyvern with articulated horns and we already a giant frog with a big tongue.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >kecha wecha
        >fun
        thanks for outing yourself as having awful taste. never post an opinion on this site again.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Obsessed

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Better than Malzeno.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        World had Vaal Hazaak and Xenojiva. You know well what I meant.

  21. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >load up mhr
    >equip my meta:tm: poison (raw) meta build
    >start up the dps meters
    >dismiss my palico
    >script all monsters to do what i want
    >time for some kino TA runs

  22. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Do you think we'll get a new weapon in Wilds?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      No

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      nah

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Tonfa's rework. I feel it in my fists.
      You will beat the shit out of a monster with your bare hands and you will like it.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        You will suplex a wyvern into the ground and you will cheer.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        That's already SnS thoughbeit

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        the return of the king

  23. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Im hoping for the next peak anime mon to rip off one of his arms to use it as a giant sword

  24. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    arent Elder Dragons blatantly unnatural and remnants of whatever bioengineering frickery the pre-apocalypse world made

  25. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      i see you

  26. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    just collecting bullshit quest was really fun though, and it was sad that small maps were limited to only 3 monsters
    they probably won't put such an "arcadey" mode in again since Wilds is purportedly going back to cinematic shit

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Oh boy cinema slop can't wait.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      arena fights aren't really monster hunter

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      In my 700 hours I've still yet to get a primzeno in my anomalys

  27. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I want to french kiss Chichae's butthole and dicky

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous
  28. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I hate how MH threads have turned into cheap ragebait and the general is full of attack helicopters. No place to just talk comfy huntan.

  29. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    open world is going to kill monster hunter

  30. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    JUST SHOW ME WILDS WEAPON GAMEPLAY Black personMAN IM GOING INSANE AIIEEEEEEEE

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      https://x.com/monsterhunter/status/1800559210243010764
      >We'll be back at Gamescom, playable for the first time!
      Sounds like we'll be getting gameplay in August.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        There was also this
        https://x.com/monsterhunter/status/1800227285267619909
        So we might see something new this week, maybe, hopefully

  31. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I wish we had a spear weapon
    And I mean spear, without a gay insect attached to it.

  32. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Monhun has been dead since 3rd gen everything else is just coping

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      this except I also enjoy newer mh titles for what they are

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