Monster hunter SUCKS don't buy

I'm usually a souls boomer purist. I don't play games that I don't nostalgically like on average.

After finishing elden ring and dumping hundreds of hours into it along with the souls games, I decided to get out of my comfort zone and try the monster hunter franchise.
Because people say monster is an amazing franchise with top tier combat that's better than elden ring, sekiro, dark souls etc.

I spend 30 fricking bucks (what I paid for sekiro for amazing combat) to get some weird game where you can't even run with your weapon unsheathed. You have to walk around talking to anime girls. Monsters have weird hitboxes that register weird hits by throwing around a tiny bit of blood. You can't even lock on to the monster. Weapons are ugly and oversized. You have to spend 10 minutes poking a monster a tiny bit with your sword and it doesn't even feel like your sword actually hit it. Hits don't feel satisfying, monsters don't even react to the damage. You can't even see the monsters health bar so you don't even know if you did any damage if the random pathetic blood didn't fly out.
The game feels so cheaply made that it isn't even funny

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Any monster hunter after 3U (Tri or P3rd, really) is shit and not worth it

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What blademaster armor sets are you boys liking in Sunbreak?

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What's up with MHgays pretending to be anything special and using soulsgays as some punching bag when they're both normalgaycore games now?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >now
      they always were normalgay core
      Demon souls was a monhun knockoff, then it became mainstream in Dark Souls using the "Dark souls difficult" meme
      Monster hunter was normalgaycore since the PSP, atleast in japan and mexico

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >mexico
        is monster hunter a big thing in mexico?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          yep, all the psp games and Tri were translated to spanish, including P3rd
          plus i am pretty sure they created the rumour of a patapon x monhun crossover

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You got filtered, but Rise is shit too

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm going to keep playing it till I like it. I paid 30 fricking bucks and I can't refund it. So I should play it. But I'm not addicted to the combat like I was in elden ring

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Try all the weapons atleast once, just don't become a gunner homosexual

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Gunners are preferable to LS and DBs.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Charge blade babs are the shittiest to be quite honest

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I feel like I am missing something.
          How many moves can you do with your long sword? Can you do jumping attacks?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Please don't play monster hunter with a keyboard
            All the moves are listed in the hunter notes, plus some useful combos, you got 2 wirebug skills too in Rise, and some alternate moves you'll unlock later on.
            You can do vertical slashes with triangle, stabs with circle, fade slash with both at once
            spirit slashes, iai slash, counter, roundabout slash or whatever the frick it's called with R

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            You have to launch yourself into the air first, or use the helm splitter, a teammate can also send you flying, or with your wirebugs, then you can do air attacks
            Or the insect glaive is the dedicated air weapon

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Please don't play monster hunter with a keyboard
              All the moves are listed in the hunter notes, plus some useful combos, you got 2 wirebug skills too in Rise, and some alternate moves you'll unlock later on.
              You can do vertical slashes with triangle, stabs with circle, fade slash with both at once
              spirit slashes, iai slash, counter, roundabout slash or whatever the frick it's called with R

              Sounds good. Using pokes and slashes just didn't feel good at all when I did them

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Longsword's gimmick is filling the little bar next to sharpness, you raise the level with the roundabout slash, up to 3 times, and you deal like 100% more damage or something like that.
                also your attacks wont bounce

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >mfw I unlock Bullet Barrage
    GL mains got fricking spoiled this expansion, I love it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      How do you unlock them? Certain point in the story or?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        After an urgent quest in MR4.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How do you add palico secret skills to action bar? On one I see is fireworks.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Because people say monster is an amazing franchise with top tier combat that's better than elden ring, sekiro, dark souls etc
    Nobody says this. It's still a better game because combat autism simulators are trash

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I saw it claimed recently

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It definitely gives you more options, and the iframes rolls is more unforgiving, but the series combat has declined heavily with the newer titles.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I've recently started playing my first Monster Hunter (World; it was on sale) and it seems ok.

    I wouldn't compare it to souls, too different. A better comparison would be to Dragon's Dogma. I think DDogmas's more fun but I'm aware that MHunter is designed more for multiplayer and I'm playing it solo.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Then how do you enjoy it?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Then how do you enjoy it?

      >
      Monster hunter is alright solo
      i don't really see much of a difference in playing multiplayer, tbh, aside of the fact that you can get some air attacks if a hammer dude launches you upwards
      t. Started on the dualpack on the psp and beat fu, p3rd, tri, dos on a chipped PS2 solo

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