More people should cheat in speed-running. What better way to undercut the legitimacy of the entire ...

More people should cheat in speed-running. What better way to undercut the legitimacy of the entire fricking thing than show how easy it is to fake it and get credit from other losers on the internet? Even if you're caught some Youtuber will probably make a video about you. And just imagine how triggered they all get.
>NOOO YOU CAN'T JUST PRETEND YOU'RE BETTER AT THE GAME THAN YOU ACTUALLY ARE
Then just sit back and watch as they rage and dilate.

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  1. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >undercut the legitimacy of the entire fricking thing
    why would you want to do that

  2. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Hello you absolute legends

  3. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    We're into a dilema
    >Supports dream cheating to ruin speedhomosexuals life
    >Support speedrunning so you can see a fat homosexual kill himself over minecraft when his adress will be leaked

    Mmmhhh it's hard to choose

  4. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    The standards of speedruns are totally arbitrary anyway, who cares.

  5. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    nobody should care about speedruns for games released after 1996

  6. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Aside from potentially profiting off of the videos of faked WR speedruns, why would you do this?

    Seems like a big waste of time honestly

  7. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >it's another "Ganker hates on thing because it requires skill and effort" episode

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      just because something takes skill and effort does not exclude it from being stupid

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      >only takes practice
      >requires skill and effort
      bet you think going to college means your smart as well homosexual.

  8. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    i sucj his dicj wih a smile

  9. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    No reasonable person considers speedrunning legitimate when most of it consists of gays using specific hardware, languages, and patch versions to eek out milliseconds.

  10. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Friend decides to try speedrunning unpopular game he likes. Because times are low and he wants to replay the game
    >Gets second place after a few attempts and uploads it
    >Other runners change rules. Tutorial level no longer required and runs start on set saves
    >Only saves a minute in average 40 minute game, but disqualified his time
    It really does seem people just make up new categories to say they have a record in something most people don't care much about. Also if curious yes the Discord you have to get the save off and that makes the categories and rules is run by a troony.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      >>Only saves a minute in average 40 minute game, but disqualified his time
      Why couldn't he just cut out however much time his tutorial was?

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        Guessing different RNG or something. Really just because the dude making the rules said so. Or I guess he could have made enough of a fuss to get a tutorial included category made. But that's basically the moronic thing with the community as a whole.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty much this.
      Entire speedrunning community is a bunch of trannies making shit up on the spot to disqualify people they don't like.
      You could have a completely legitimate run, but they won't consider you for the leaderboards because you are cancelled to them etc.

      Or when they make up billion categories that are extremely specific and no one runs because they want to be #1 at something literally no one else does.

  11. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    they're super autistic about finding cheaters and if you're found out to be a cheat you get blacklisted from the community. It's not some epic own like you think it is

  12. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    There is no """cheating""" in speedrunning. Period.
    >NOO YOU CAN'T USE THAT TACTIC.... BECAUSE YOU JUST CANT OK?!
    >NOO YOU CAN'T REMOVE RNG AND MAKE IT PURELY ABOUT SKILL AND EFFICIENCY BECAUSE... YOU JUST CAN'T OK
    It's all moronic homosexual Black person trannies making up shitty restrictions because they want to dominate the boards nobody cares about in the first place.

    Why there are gorillion speedrun categories for many games, many which are just about "Any % BUT WITHOUT THIS SPECIFIC GLITCH BECAUSE I DONT LIKE IT LMAO IM #1 IN THIS CATEGORY BECAUSE ONLY I AM BOTHERED TO DO IT LMAO"

    Speedrunning is degenerate and anyone who does it unironically should be fricking gassed.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      >>NOO YOU CAN'T REMOVE RNG AND MAKE IT PURELY ABOUT SKILL AND EFFICIENCY BECAUSE..
      ...because once you start editing the game, you're basically playing another game. The whole point of any sort of race is that you're all on the same racetrack.

  13. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    How can you legitimately hate speedrunners
    'Just don't watch them if you don't like them

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      I've seen people claim games are poorly designed because they couldn't find footage of a no damage speedrun.

  14. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >show how easy it is to fake it
    Is it?

  15. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    TAS runs are the only ones that matter.

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