My 9 year old son was playing Fortnite on his PS4, when he lost and then stamped his feet and screamed loudly in anger. He then continued to scream as he ran down the stairs. He told me he was doing really well but then the game lagged for a second which caused him to lose. He reached out for a cuddle, but I refused and told him it's just a game and he should get over it.
He then screamed even louder and started crying and entered into a massive tantrum. He started knocking over all the ornaments in the living room and even breaking some of them. Then he entered the kitchen and started throwing all the food out the refrigerator. Then he kicked the stove until the door broke. He was screaming and crying the entire time.
After that, he threw himself on the couch and just screamed and cried. When I came over, he reached out for a cuddle again, but I told them there's no WAY I'm cuddling him now. He then started started making heavy breathing sounds before "fainting" on the couch. I told him he's grounded, but he won't respond to me. He's lying on the couch with his eyes closed pretending to be dead even though he clearly isn't.
>my 9 year old son was playing Fortnite
Stopped reading right there, you’re a bad parent.
Yep. Nowadays children don’t fear having their ass beat like back in my day. I don’t envy modern day parents who can do no right in this corrupted world.
Based zoomer. Lag is fricking bullshit.
zoomers are all like 20 years old now
I don't believe him, Fortnite runs great on the PS4. Constant 60 fps. It's a fricking phone game.
>people on Ganker having children
I assume this is all fake but the thought of this is horrifying. the future is absolutely fricked.
Who do you think all these anti-porn posters are? Not sexless zoomers, it's conservative gamer dads.
Probably people who want to discuss video games and not see slop shit threads clogging up the catalog
Probably don't browse a rule 34 website then, yeah?
You don't even know what rule 34 actually means, do you? Frickssake the state of this place
Are you about to autistsplain something to me?
Bro you sound moronic
Kys
Underage
Is that a yes?
>balding roast with huge chin
You have shit taste AND you're underaged AND you're a redditor
No but you're a gay
I can't imagine hating on Angela White unless you're too young to have had Gianna Michaels be a part of your pubescence.
that is a man
>broadshouldered horseface transexual
I couldn't fap to this if my life depended on it
holy frick lol. sure... conservative gamer dads are hornier than the virgins, they had a taste and now they aren't getting any
Calm down, it's the most popular forum that doesn't require a sign-up.
You do realize that Ganker itself is over 20, right? Any 2003 OGs who weren't underageb& (and even many who were) could even conceivably have grandchildren by now.
I hate this pasta and I hate you
Who's the bigger homosexual, the guy posting this stale pasta, or the newbies who keep replying to it?
>He's lying on the couch with his eyes closed pretending to be dead even though he clearly isn't.
Uhh is he vaxxed? You might wanna check.
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>google pasta
>no results
what's happening here?
its probably a titktok or some shit
Where were you looking anon? This shit has been posted a frickload of times.
8D chess
he knew, and was baiting someone into posting that image
but, what you don't know is that I know your post was a bait for this response, so here's your (You)
your son would fricking destroy you in fortnite
>and then he took his meds
>9 year old
>reached out for a cuddle
Sheltered
I refuse to believe you sat there and watched "your" son destroy shit for any amount of time without stopping them and reprimanding them
>He's lying on the couch with his eyes closed pretending to be dead even though he clearly isn't.
Always gets me to start laughing, love that last line in the pasta.
Sounds like your son is a true gamer (based) and he mogged you badly
your son sounds like a future troony or homosexual
but i think youre doing a really good job as a father by nipping that bullshit in the bud now
poor emotional regulation straight to attention seeking behavior and cuddling is not something you need to encourage in your son
that is a dangerous path to encourage
>the game lagged for a second which caused him to lose
Sounds like the zoomer version of "the controller isn't working".
best thing to do with a ps4 is throw it in the trash anyway. same with a ps5.