>my body is failing me

>my body is failing me
what did he mean by this?

Is he going to be ok?

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  1. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    kojimachads... our time is running short...

  2. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    This is like Old Snake in MGS4

  3. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    nanomachines, 息子

  4. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Dude looks like hes mid 30s the frick is he talking about, lol.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      >arr rook same
      anon please this is serious

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's only because he absorbed his twin Hideo in the womb. He's on borrowed time

  5. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    no please not kojima too
    hes a hack but I dont want the industry names I know to die

  6. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    too much sex with foreign women

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      *Men
      we've seen his what he likes

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        Im jealous of Kojima, imagine having joosten step on your balls and sit on your face. lucky frick

        • 3 years ago
          Anonymous

          I miss Joost poosting.

  7. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >58
    honestly, I can see him still working in his late 70s

  8. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Kojima can't get an erection anymore

  9. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    it means he's getting older and when that happens you start getting sore and tired often, need me to explain how entropy works as well?

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      what does the carrier of thermal energy have to do with anything

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        >the carrier of thermal energy
        That's not what entropy is.

        • 3 years ago
          Anonymous

          go on

  10. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Is he going to be ok?
    I hope not.

  11. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    lmao I bet this homosexual dye his hair.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      I bet he goes to a salon then instagrams his new haircut and his breakfast.

  12. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is he gonna die from cancer? Truly el Steve Jobs de los videojuegos

  13. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    LA CREATIVIDAD

  14. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    He can’t get it up anymore.

  15. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    where should I start? maybe that you are moronic or you want to be seen as a loser etc.

    Anyways, take your meds sweety because kojima will always be number one

  16. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >58
    >body is failing me
    he unironically looks great for 58.

  17. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    He could have some terminal illness, but the most likely scenario is that hes just getting older and hes dealing with mild health issues. Could be aches and pains, could blood pressure medication, etc. Usually no literal big deal.

  18. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >what did he mean by this?

    55-60 years old is generally when people get hit by the aging ray and you can basically become an old man over night. 40's can be pleasant if you're healthy, same with the early 50's if you're lucky. But somewhere around 55-60 it all goes to shit. He also has a very demanding and stressful job and most game directors retire early.

    Kojima is dying, and so are you.

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