N is a groomer, he tricked Hilda into dating him.

N is a groomer, he tricked Hilda into dating him.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Groomers are based

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This. "Grooming" has no legal or psychological definition, it just means the hag said yes and later regretted it.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        No, it means the roastie old hag is jealous she's not getting attention after her c**t is BTFO.
        Grooming is no different that just spending time with the individual you love.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    N only dates Pokemon

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    N is a schizo groomed by Ghetsis's thots

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If you played the event, Hilda ditched him for half the day to go play carnival games.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      carnival games here roughly translating to hardcore anal sex with a zebstrika, which hilda is known to partake in regularly

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I think you're mistaken with Rosa. She's notorious for jacking off the local Zebstrikas

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Both are massive bawds for fat, juicy Zebstrika wiener, anon. Rosa loves to stroke Zebstrika to get it nice and hard, then guide it right to Hilda's back door (which Rosa lovingly fists to prepare it for Zebstrika's massive and throbbing wiener). Zebstrika pounds fiercely, but it can't last long inside Hilda's love tunnel - who could? - and it pumps and pumps until her bottom is nice and full. When they're done, Hilda sits on Rosa's face and lets Zebstrika's hot, gooey lust pour from her ass into Rosa's cute mouth, then down her throat and into her belly. While that's happening, Hilda's tugging and licking Zebstrika to get it hard again. Now it's Rosa's turn.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Feel free to have a nice day

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Cute and canon couple

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That isn’t Hilbert and Hilda though

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        *ahem*

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Caitlin is canonically for Cynthia only

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Hilbert and N
        ftfy

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Hilda and Zebstrika
          ftfy

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You're right, it's not. Hilda and N are the canon couple.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Oh, please. Hilda tricked him. N is too autistic for that shit.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly she was probably trying to get N and Hilbert together. She ditched them both so they could be alone.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        What a bro(sis)

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Nah, Hilda hates homosexuals that includes (You). She definitely has the hots for N.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Aww, he wants to see her happy. How adorable. Too bad she doesn't care about him at all LOL!
      The only thing that really makes her happy is having her sphincter stretched to its absolute limits by the biggest wieners she can get her hands on.
      Pathetic green-haired losers with micropenises need not apply.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    But N was the one who got invited to the festival?!!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Hilbert invited both of them

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        And proceeded to get cucked like the cuck he is

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Invites friends to festival
          >Friends dress up but he doesn't. One even doesn't like festivals but came because he asked him
          >Is slow too

          Hilbert's fault for being lame

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Why the frick do you wanna see hilbert in frilly clothing? Hes too cool for that weeb shit

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Hilbert has particular tastes for when he dresses up

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Id rather emo/fur bert than gaybert

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >Hes too cool for that weeb shit
              Hilbertgays still think that Touya is their american chad self-insertion

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                im certainly going to insert him into myself

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                calm down Hilda

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I swear hilbert/hilda is the only pair of mcs that i wanna date both, how does gen5 keep winning?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Except for Calem, all the MCs are your typical Japanese visiting an idealized foreign country where everyone sucks their dick 24/7, it's a fantasy that has been sold to the Japanese otaku public for years.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Dangerously moronic
                Nowehere is it ever stated that hilbert/hilda are outsiders, maybe children of immigrants at best. Brendan is an outsider, so is ethan, elio, and possibly nate/rosa

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                you mean touya, touko, yuuki, hibiki, yoo, and mei

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Invites friends to festival
          >Friends dress up but he doesn't. One even doesn't like festivals but came because he asked him
          >Is slow too

          Hilbert's fault for being lame

          I think Hilbert wanted them to hook up.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I think Hilbert wanted to go as friends, Hilda wanted to hook up but didn’t know Hilbert invited N and N only showed up because he assumed there’d be Ferris Wheels

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The game between them is like 5 years tops.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      *gap

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The game?

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    N is 100% a pokephile.

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